IRC Driven

[00:00:03] irish666 You’re from Hong Kong?

[00:00:26] irish666 It’s not in

[00:00:28] irish666 China

[00:00:40] irish666 My Lord

[00:01:05] irish666 HK is independent

[00:01:22] irish666 There’s still the hundred year agreement

[00:05:58] irish666 Is that the presidents name ComputerTech ?

[00:07:59] irish666 Are you Malaysian

[00:11:52] irish666 Does the television program remind you of the Great Chinese Firewall that you’re currently getting over to talk to us?

[00:13:06] irish666 I heard that he’s gonna laissez faire the fuck out of It

[00:13:52] irish666 Once ahsoka and ComputerTech have children I’m sure his plans for the business will

[00:13:53] irish666 Change

[00:15:13] irish666 His family invented the handshake and he gets like 5¢ from each one

[00:15:48] irish666 Lol

[00:16:07] irish666 ComputerTech and trades horses innit

[00:16:37] irish666 You can ride them around a council estate no problems boss

[00:17:20] irish666 Login do you think you miss out on employment opportunities in your country due to your gender?

[00:19:15] irish666 How is it different login?

[00:20:16] irish666 What do you normal do for employment login

[00:21:04] irish666 Yeah but normally

[00:21:09] irish666 When employed

[00:21:19] irish666 Ya fuckah

[00:25:27] irish666 Ok

[00:32:50] irish666 Login what time is it for you

[00:33:39] irish666 British cider innit

[00:33:43] irish666 Strongbow

[00:34:25] irish666 English morherfucker, yea, you called?

[00:35:59] irish666 Sorry but you didkheads don’t know anything about construction or restaurant design, I watched a 30 minute YouTube video just now and I know Ronald McDonald personally so piss off

[00:36:36] irish666 You sound like a dont-know-nuffin-burger king

[00:37:21] irish666 Yeah the veggie bean burger was life changing

[00:37:46] irish666 Are you vegan

[00:38:11] irish666 Wow you’re so weird

[00:38:42] irish666 Only place a veggie would be a fish eater is on a soggy island

[00:39:31] irish666 When I cook at home I eat like a normal human being and when I’m outside I eat like a normal human being

[00:39:36] irish666 Ain’t difficult m8

[00:39:53] irish666 Nice

[00:40:14] irish666 We eat on average 25 pounds a year

[00:40:30] irish666 Texas family? Like zero

[00:41:31] irish666 Gonna burn

[00:42:03] irish666 Today the sun cut my hair so I’m so grateful

[00:44:12] irish666 I had to use electric earlier today so I thought I might as well

[00:45:05] irish666 Do you know what they put into the Big Mac to make

[00:45:10] irish666 Them so addicting crovax

[00:45:38] irish666 Is it love?

[01:11:49] irish666 Talk about your abs, that’ll get her going

[01:12:44] irish666 I have this pain In the arse called mikoolo

[01:12:59] irish666 Lol

[01:13:20] irish666 I got abs

[01:13:25] irish666 On me car

[01:14:36] irish666 Are you about to remove any of the puss?

[01:15:07] irish666 Sounds like it

[01:15:36] irish666 So they’re doing more than a 3D X-ray

[01:16:15] irish666 Scans are annoying because of how much you have to lose for a good scan

[01:16:25] irish666 Right

[01:17:38] irish666 How painful is it to continue your normal daily dental routine?

[01:18:22] irish666 Are you still taking Ibuprofen?

[01:19:07] irish666 Make sure you take ibuprofen whenever it comes to dental issues regardless of how weak it might seem, it’s effective with swelling

[01:19:34] irish666 Sounds miserable, I’m studying dental still

[01:21:11] irish666 https://imengine.public.prod.jam.navigacloud.com/?uuid=CDC34A43-A0A2-4343-ADAF-87FA6F996789&function=cover&type=preview&source=false&width=504&height=332&mrf-size=m

[01:21:22] irish666 Accident

[01:22:09] irish666 https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbcXJOXAJNlb9qz362uZkwys0aj0bKjVO_Nw&usqp=CAU

[01:22:12] irish666 Is it this?

[01:22:38] irish666 Okay above

[01:23:29] irish666 They won’t remove healthy teeth

[01:23:55] irish666 Login gold teeth, usually are fillings

[01:25:21] irish666 Login dental issues sometimes are “come back later, we need bone loss to see what’s happening”

[01:26:11] irish666 Teeth are a nightmare

[01:26:17] irish666 That’s mainly why I’m going into it

[01:27:55] irish666 Sometimes the pain still exists once the tooth is pulled also, phantom pain or real

[01:29:58] irish666 I fell on my face and got told nothing shows on the scan but

[01:30:11] irish666 I know there’s a faint crack from the front to the back

[01:30:17] irish666 I can feel it

[01:31:34] irish666 Ahsoka Shullup lol

[01:32:39] irish666 I think I’ve seen it done on video

[01:33:50] irish666 They go through the side of your roof

[01:33:53] irish666 https://www.netterimages.com/images/vpv/000/000/064/64065-0550x0475.jpg

[01:34:18] irish666 Interesting

[01:34:25] irish666 What’s the area like now

[01:34:51] irish666 Yeah that’s right

[01:35:15] irish666 Brilliant work then

[01:36:08] irish666 Did you get this done in the USA

[01:36:14] irish666 Okay

[01:38:22] irish666 …. Ffs

[01:38:27] irish666 Plus you flew

[01:38:53] irish666 Oh I thought you flew somewhere within the year also

[01:39:08] irish666 Ever had an mri before?

[01:39:31] irish666 I have had one

[01:39:34] irish666 Mine was…

[01:39:53] irish666 Mine had claw marks all inside of it

[01:39:59] irish666 Like someone had lost their shit

[01:40:00] irish666 Lol

[01:40:20] irish666 Also it took 45 minutes cause I sneezed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[01:40:42] irish666 I kinda got tricked into the machine lol

[01:41:29] irish666 If sounds like a jack hammer going off in your face

[01:41:52] irish666 The guy goes “hey are you claustrophobic? If you don’t like it then you can hop out and take a deep breath and go back In “

[01:42:04] irish666 When I got into it I said … uhhh I wanna get out?

[01:42:07] irish666 And the guy said lol

[01:42:13] irish666 “ but lunch is in 15 minutes”

[01:42:21] irish666 And then turned it on

[01:42:46] irish666 Yeah I sneezed At 25 minutes in

[01:42:51] irish666 And ruined the image

[01:43:19] irish666 Maybe Asian mri machines are nicer than soviet British ones lol

[01:43:42] irish666 15-30 but none of the times make sense

[01:43:55] irish666 I think lots of our medical things are made by Siemens

[01:44:22] irish666 Maybe Samsung make Asian ones?

[01:44:41] irish666 Ah Philips

[01:44:58] irish666 Wait

[01:45:26] irish666 Those mri machines look beautiful

[01:45:40] irish666 Mine was touching my nose

[01:45:45] irish666 Wow

[01:46:12] irish666 Cause it’s still a hole

[01:46:17] irish666 You can’t get out of

[01:47:14] irish666 https://www.whittington.nhs.uk/images/user/FerrisScan_302px_wb_8363.jpg

[01:47:16] irish666 Mine was

[01:47:22] irish666 It was a tube

[01:48:00] irish666 You’ll be fine

[01:48:10] irish666 Plus the American ones might be bigger

[01:48:27] irish666 Looks cool, some of them play movies and etc

[01:48:47] irish666 I had a 3D x ray done of the head and it’s results kinda were shit

[01:49:11] irish666 Login true didn’t think about it, maybe it’s protected inside with a cage

[01:50:04] irish666 Wisdom teeth surgery is what I typically watch right now

[01:50:25] irish666 Music too probably

[01:50:48] irish666 His scans are only at the boarder

[01:51:00] irish666 Bringing in Fr*nch booze

[01:51:21] irish666 Lol

[01:51:41] irish666 Worse thing I had done is uh

[01:51:49] irish666 The tube down the throat

[01:52:11] irish666 Lol

[01:52:28] irish666 In America if you have the camera tube down the throat they knock you out

[01:52:36] irish666 Here? They got 9 nurses to hold me down

[01:53:19] irish666 Held down for about 30 minutes and you can feel the machine pull a biopsy from your stomach lining

[01:53:29] irish666 I wish I were knocked out

[01:53:34] irish666 I had it done three times

[01:53:41] irish666 And it’s stil not a kink

[01:54:05] irish666 They use air to move your stomach around so

[01:54:18] irish666 It’s like sticking a garden pipe down your throat and throwing up air constantly

[01:54:32] irish666 Some people in America don’t believe I’ve had this done whilst awake

[01:54:40] irish666 They think I’m lying but it is purely shit lol

[01:55:06] irish666 You don’t feel the build up either

[01:55:27] irish666 Yeah

[01:56:02] irish666 Why login?

[01:56:16] irish666 What?

[01:56:51] irish666 Crovax I would like to maybe out for that one

[01:57:05] irish666 The drilling alone would feel a bit close to home

[01:57:16] irish666 Thx for link

[01:58:20] irish666 Login ffs

[01:59:05] irish666 So if the missus goes in for an operation

[02:02:35] irish666 Doesn’t it seem weird that

[02:03:52] irish666 They need practice/training on somebody who unconscious, and for a body part which is very easy to replicate

[02:04:29] irish666 You could probably program all varieties of vagina into a teaching aid

[02:06:07] irish666 Well their idea behind touching people is to teach

[02:06:35] irish666 Plus what is there to teach about the vagina which we don’t already know

[02:08:04] irish666 Lol

[02:09:11] irish666 I’m sure someone out there is doing it

[02:09:18] irish666 I was going to ask that

[02:09:27] irish666 They probably play with their balls and arse

[02:11:40] irish666 Nursing to me is a bit too much

[02:12:02] irish666 Picking up sick, shit and piss and then Ill people on top of that

[02:12:05] irish666 No thanks

[02:12:40] irish666 Yeah that too

[02:13:07] irish666 Lol

[02:13:32] irish666 Hospitals here say things like

[02:13:42] irish666 Please don’t punch our staff

[02:14:14] irish666 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FAC-ki7VIAoxfhF?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[02:15:30] irish666 This is an ad campaign

[02:15:34] irish666 They have it for all

[02:16:27] irish666 No that would be sexist

[02:16:29] irish666 https://www-archive.ekhuft.nhs.uk/EasysiteWeb/Stop%20staff%20abuse%20poster%20V24ab4e.jpg?AssetID=517460&type=custom&servicetype=Inline&customSizeId=176

[02:16:35] irish666 Mummy is obviously a doctor

[02:17:01] irish666 Lol actually they have one for female nurse too

[02:17:09] irish666 Have you ever seen al Murray login?

[02:17:20] irish666 Comedian stand up, drunk landlord act

[02:18:00] irish666 He asks the women in the audience what their jobs are, secretary or nurse are the only acceptable answers login

[02:19:28] irish666 Yeah it’s apart of the bit, lol actually there have been a few teachers

[02:19:39] irish666 I think he said that’s basically a secretary

[02:19:57] irish666 Login https://youtu.be/Lr7bKYMuerA

[02:20:11] irish666 Doesn’t have the nurse part

[02:20:21] irish666 But that’s the general sense of the show either way

[02:24:25] irish666 It’s just playing off the stereotypes of pub owners from a while ago but yeah

[02:24:28] irish666 I understand

[02:30:07] irish666 Do you know Beowulf login?

[16:32:52] irish666 Dr_DICK:

[16:33:18] irish666 Three 4ml of 25mg/ml and two mighty loads and I’m ruined

[16:33:24] irish666 I fell on my neck

[16:33:28] irish666 So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[16:34:05] irish666 Hey Colby

[16:34:15] irish666 Sounds like the name of a cute little steak

[16:34:22] irish666 Steam train*

[16:34:27] irish666 Not steak lol

[16:34:34] irish666 Haha

[16:35:10] irish666 Well me ma was a fenian n my da, so thought I’d go into the family business like

[16:35:17] irish666 Ah I’m alright

[16:35:24] irish666 Well no my neck is ….

[16:35:30] irish666 Doing whatever lol

[16:35:32] irish666 You?

[16:36:05] irish666 Not for a date I mean to the field

[16:36:05] irish666 Taken out all the sheep yet

[16:38:18] irish666 POV: when he leaves https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Isle_of_Man_Steam_Railway_-_train_in_Colby_station.jpg

[16:47:37] irish666 Why

[16:48:03] irish666 Was it stand up comedy

[16:52:54] irish666 So I used to sit down with this huge stand I used to smoke with

[16:53:03] irish666 Under my leg when I wasn’t using it

[16:53:22] irish666 Feels so weird to randomly feel something that isn’t there

[17:34:25] irish666 Mikoolo

[17:34:29] irish666 Just…

[17:34:34] irish666 Just explain the solution

[17:34:40] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/k8LpjiI.jpg

[17:35:57] irish666 Hi deadly

[18:38:07] irish666 Why is Royal Mail so fucking shit

[18:38:11] irish666 Fuck you!

[18:38:25] irish666 Where’s my shit‽

[18:39:36] irish666 No no

[18:42:00] irish666 So I ordered my favourite burger

[18:42:20] irish666 And then I see no option like usual to remove lettuce

[18:42:26] irish666 So I call them up

[18:42:57] irish666 “No custom burgers on the weekend, you’ll have to remove the Lettuce yourself”

[18:43:23] irish666 Welcome to Britain

[18:43:41] irish666 They hate p

[18:43:53] irish666 They hate the customers here *

[18:44:14] irish666 Np it’s a local chain

[18:51:05] irish666 Not everyone here is Asian login, I’m Judy tryina eat some lunch, not start a high street shop food business feud

[18:51:23] irish666 Just*

[18:53:08] irish666 I’m going eat the lettuce

[18:53:15] irish666 It’s how the chef intended it to be

[18:53:44] irish666 Especially on the weekend

[18:56:28] irish666 It’s a hipster burger place

[18:56:53] irish666 I bought a mushroom burger

[18:57:02] irish666 Yeah

[18:57:37] irish666 Always but I’ve only started having it in the last three orders

[18:59:07] irish666 No but fable looks good

[19:03:27] irish666 I’ve met a marvel character

[19:03:39] irish666 A real one

[19:04:16] irish666 No it’s Earth-616

[19:04:22] irish666 I have a photo with him

[19:05:16] irish666 Tommy Wiseau is a marvel character

[19:05:43] irish666 I met him three times

[19:05:49] irish666 I watched the room with him

[19:06:05] irish666 Yeah him and Greg

[19:06:23] irish666 You grow plastic spoons at the screen during the room

[19:08:56] irish666 That type of Viking is gross

[19:16:00] irish666 Please

[19:16:03] irish666 Don’t get me started

[19:16:22] irish666 On Viking’s

[19:16:31] irish666 No

[19:16:49] irish666 They did take over

[19:17:06] irish666 They took danelaw and pieces of Scotland and practically built Dublin

[19:17:11] irish666 Dublin was a slave port

[19:17:22] irish666 Yes

[19:17:51] irish666 Largely

[19:18:13] irish666 Viking means raider

[19:18:18] irish666 They want easy pickings

[19:18:23] irish666 England had converted to Christianity

[19:18:31] irish666 Became more emphatic

[19:18:41] irish666 And also had churches fulll of gold and silver

[19:18:52] irish666 Ehhhb empathetic

[19:19:17] irish666 You’ll find at around this time is where

[19:19:28] irish666 We get the European Jesus figure come into it more

[19:20:49] irish666 Login yes

[19:21:23] irish666 European Jesus styling and brb

[19:21:51] irish666 Yeah the style of him becomes interwoven with pagan ideas at that time

[19:21:56] irish666 Brb though

[22:32:09] irish666 Just found a box of eth n btc

[22:32:22] irish666 Yey

[22:33:34] irish666 Hey login

[22:34:52] irish666 I started in ‘13

[22:35:28] irish666 Yeah we did btc for the longest until it didn’t seem like the future

[22:35:54] irish666 Ah

[22:36:16] irish666 In 2013 we were quite young and we would gamble crypto on Minecraft

[22:36:36] irish666 We used to join with about 0.5 btc and leave with 3-8btc

[22:36:57] irish666 I had XMR in the beginning of it existing

[22:37:20] irish666 I remember a guy finding my mining rig in 2013

[22:37:28] irish666 At the school library

[22:37:29] irish666 Yeah

[22:37:38] irish666 It was basically glowing with heat

[22:37:48] irish666 I told him I’m poor and it’s the only laptop I could afford

[22:38:11] irish666 It’s because I knew he was a thief

[22:38:15] irish666 Anyway

[22:38:24] irish666 I tried explaining crypto to them but

[22:38:33] irish666 They basically though I was selling gaming gold

[22:38:37] irish666 Like RuneScape cash

[22:38:40] irish666 Or whatever

[22:39:20] irish666 We were making more out of the mining contracts than we were from the btc itself

[22:39:26] irish666 This was during a lull

[22:39:34] irish666 No

[22:39:46] irish666 I remember break it $100

[22:39:59] irish666 And I bought more at that point

[22:40:50] irish666 We would sell an amount of time with our mining rig to their account

[22:40:57] irish666 Say a day a week a month

[22:41:10] irish666 I owned tether cause I believed in the idea

[22:41:19] irish666 It sounded nice I got in at

[22:42:20] irish666 I believe I got tether at 0.14

[22:42:28] irish666 Maybe

[22:43:21] irish666 XRP

[22:43:39] irish666 Ahhh

[22:43:54] irish666 Ripple is what I got involved with, tether I only read about

[22:44:04] irish666 Yup

[22:47:18] irish666 Wow

[22:47:47] irish666 How much of your portfolio is in crypto

[22:49:17] irish666 I’m 25% into crypto mostly stuff from

[22:49:20] irish666 The old days

[22:49:57] irish666 I remember a long time ago we had a problem where

[22:50:04] irish666 Each transaction was about £15

[22:50:43] irish666 Last time I used it in September

[22:50:48] irish666 I think it was cheap

[22:51:09] irish666 It’s okay I’m English

[22:51:23] irish666 I only put this name on so people like me

[22:52:24] irish666 I fell on my neck earlier today

[22:52:42] irish666 Crazy painful might lay down soon

[22:52:46] irish666 Yeah cannot get comfortable

[22:53:04] irish666 If it’s not getting any better by tomorrow I will be

[22:53:13] irish666 It’s such an awkward position lol

[22:57:20] irish666 I am 25% gold coins

[22:57:43] irish666 Some

[22:57:47] irish666 Britannias

[22:57:49] irish666 Eagles

[22:58:03] irish666 Canadian have maples

[22:58:33] irish666 Well the Britannia has three security marks on it

[22:59:07] irish666 Well I’ve bought them from the mints

[22:59:17] irish666 So if the mints sell fakes then eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[22:59:19] irish666 But

[22:59:34] irish666 The Britannias security measures are new

[22:59:48] irish666 Yes

[22:59:50] irish666 I’ll show you

[23:00:18] irish666 https://youtu.be/K3f5MqtjArg

[23:01:05] irish666 I keep metals because I got lucky in 2008 with them but also some… some protection from inflation

[23:01:17] irish666 The problems also are

[23:01:26] irish666 Coins aren’t usually sold or bought for at spot

[23:01:43] irish666 The premiums are 5-25% at times

[23:01:54] irish666 In the um

[23:02:14] irish666 In the uk, silver is taxed which is tragic

[23:05:08] irish666 Yeah

[23:08:21] irish666 .w

[23:09:37] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/LjArwZ7.jpg

[23:10:12] irish666 Hmmm

[23:11:03] irish666 Think my forex days might be up

[23:11:50] irish666 I worked a lot better when things weren’t becoming so regulated I realised recently some banks have exchange limits more often now

[23:12:02] irish666 They slowly got there

[23:12:31] irish666 No it happened at the start of this year

[23:13:37] irish666 The law is slow, I suspect they passed something

[23:25:13] irish666 Okay so

[23:25:37] irish666 The entire point really would be that

[23:25:46] irish666 The method isn’t worth the outcome

[23:25:57] irish666 So faking a Britannia would cost you probably more than it’s worth

[23:26:28] irish666 Right now the fake gold thing is interesting cause

[23:26:56] irish666 tungsten though

[23:27:02] irish666 tungsten sprayed gold

[23:27:08] irish666 Well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[23:27:30] irish666 Yeah they make tungsten bars with 3mm gold plating to fake

[23:27:44] irish666 tungsten is very similar to gold but slightly off

[23:27:56] irish666 Molecular weight anyway

[23:28:14] irish666 It fools the detectors which don’t go deep into the layers also

[23:28:20] irish666 Some people…. Say

[23:28:32] irish666 These bars find their ways into bank supply chains

[23:29:11] irish666 Their thickness all depends on how much they want to bother, 3mm, 6mm

[23:29:16] irish666 Yup

[23:29:31] irish666 These bars are sometimes giant

[23:30:45] irish666 Indian wives are

[23:30:54] irish666 Probably the biggest buyers of consumer gold

[23:33:23] irish666 Typically

[23:33:28] irish666 Well it’s becoming kinda common

[23:33:36] irish666 Gold coins are finally being quite pure

[23:33:46] irish666 The trend a while back was 22k

[23:33:59] irish666 Canadians started selling 24k

[23:34:37] irish666 Yup with less paperwork at times

[23:35:08] irish666 We also have another issue

[23:35:52] irish666 Yup

[23:35:59] irish666 well

[23:36:04] irish666 It’s just easy to dent

[23:36:05] irish666 Scratch

[23:36:10] irish666 Anything…

[23:36:15] irish666 Britannias are 24k

[23:36:22] irish666 Sovereigns are 22k

[23:36:30] irish666 Uhhh Asians don’t like 22k

[23:36:47] irish666 They only strike in pure

[23:37:22] irish666 The Britannia was sorta trying to capture the Asian and new markers with that coin

[23:37:31] irish666 They changed the boarders for an Asian Britannia

[23:37:58] irish666 https://d3h9wgial7chxw.cloudfront.net/products/13425/main/2020-britannia-oriental-border-1-oz-gold-bullion-coin-2.jpg?format=webp

[23:38:03] irish666 Added a boarder lol

[23:38:27] irish666 Asian coins are in grams and I like that more

[23:38:38] irish666 1g 3G 5g 30g

[23:38:47] irish666 Troy ounces are annoying

[23:59:26] irish666 I doubt it

[23:59:58] irish666 Even when gold was currency in a common sense

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive