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irish666
Silver would probably preferred also
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irish666
£ is just a fancy way of writing L for Libra pondo
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.4s, which makes you a total of 309 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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vamp
ComputerTech, EEEEEH
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c0ded
it's the vampire diaries
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Mikoolo
ComputerTech is french.
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Mikoolo
Not irish or northern irish.
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ComputerTech
my hair is all clean and fixed up rn
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c0ded
I actually liked that show
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vamp
yoooooo my dudes
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vamp
sniffs ComputerTech hair
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c0ded
call me gay, whatever, I love vampire shit besides twilight
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GK-KMFDM
i got my final payment today
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GK-KMFDM
i just gotta wait till new place has new floors
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Mikoolo
ComputerTech's runing away skills is the perfection that france has strived to achieve for generations.
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GK-KMFDM
stayng with mom till then
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ComputerTech
runs around Mikoolo
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vamp
c0ded, vampires are kewl
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\g
sup bitches n bros
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Mikoolo
randomly flails his arms around while missing to catch or touch ComputerTech on purpose.
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Mikoolo
Perfect running away skills.
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Mikoolo
Like the french.
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\g
WAN Show was yesterday
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\g
I'm about to head out for birthday dinner in a bit
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Mikoolo
Always on fridays.
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Mikoolo
Happy 30th b-day \g.
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ComputerTech
changed topic to: Welcum to #computertech | Happy Birthday \g
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ComputerTech
runs
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vamp
i demand cake now
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Mikoolo
Another example of frenchness.
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ComputerTech
gibz vamp cake
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vamp
eats cake
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vamp
now come get a hug
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c0ded
17:21:41] <+vamp> c0ded, vampires are kewl
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\g
Folks don't even know I'm in my 30s
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Mikoolo
It's potato cake.
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\g
What can I say
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\g
Black don't crack
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c0ded
the originals was awesome
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c0ded
loved that show
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ComputerTech
hugs vamp
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\g
I was talking to this lady yesterday who is retiring on Monday and she said "34?? I thought you were a baby"
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vamp
kyooooote
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\g
The saying black don't crack exists for a reason
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\g
Of course it's truncated
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\g
The full saying is
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\g
"Black don't crack, unless you do crack"
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ComputerTech
doesn't run
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ComputerTech
eyes Mikoolo
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\g
.yt cocaine lil dicky
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\g
"Never even done cocaaaaine"
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\g
"Never even done cocaaaaine"
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\g
"Never even tried it"
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\g
If I were younger and had a source of cocaine I'd have probably tried it
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\g
But I'm too old now and my heart is too shit
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irish666
.yt cocaine Eric Clapton
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irish666
If you wanna get down, down on the ground …
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Mikoolo
\g you can buy cocaine in a can tho.
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\g
My coworker keeps a babby of cocaine on him
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\g
I don't do energy drinks Mikoolo
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\g
s/babby/baggy
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Angel
\g meant to say: My coworker keeps a baggy of cocaine on him
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\g
He's nearing 40
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\g
I keep telling him to stop cuz he's probably already got early onset death
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Mikoolo
Tell him that you won't delete his search history if he does.
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Mikoolo
That might change his mind a bit.
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\g
He's not ashamed of his search history
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\g
He will loudly and proudly announce that he'd lick a hot girl's shit crust as she walks by
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\g
It's pretty hilarious actuallyh
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irish666
And if you say his name
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irish666
It sounds like cocaine
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irish666
And so his name was banned from being said together with his surname
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irish666
Along with “Jesus” from Brazil
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million
super mario movie wasn't bad
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> boo
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> lo
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irish666
Mikoolo. Do you want anything from
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:: YouTube The Flash - Official Trailer 2 :: (02:52) :: Views 27,182,021 :: Rating [+] 218,471 likes [+] 218,471 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> watch the trailer
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Mikoolo
Get me 2 snickers please, irish666.
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> :D
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Mikoolo
gives irish 2 gbp.
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Mikoolo
If it costs more tell me.
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Mikoolo
If it doesn'tm keep the change.
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Mikoolo
SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!
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Mikoolo
Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne
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Mikoolo
My 2nd favourite Batman actor.
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Mikoolo
Fuck that shit. Super-girl as a black haired chick.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> !bang
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DuckHunt
nitecore > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.351s, which makes you a total of 5 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Mikoolo
Costume sucks too.
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> smh
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> i think it looks to be a good movie
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Mikoolo
Super-girl should be blonde and have a miniskirt.
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> lol
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> but, he went back and changed the timeline.. so shits different
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Mikoolo
Also not be latino.
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Mikoolo
I have nothing against people of colour to be in movies.
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Mikoolo
But don't fucking change stuff that much from the source material.
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Mikoolo
Make unique characters instead.
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Mikoolo
Imagine a indian guy playing Michael Jordan in a movie about him.
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Mikoolo
And it's purpose is to be taken seriously.
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zof
excellent white supremacist rant Mikoolo
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Mikoolo
Not white supremacist rant, zof.
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Mikoolo
Common sense rant.
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zof
yea thats what i said
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ComputerTech
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wiggles in mid-air
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set mode +v Zork
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Zork
ohaiii - thanks
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Kuro-chan
I am suffering from an absence of pettings an hugs, tonight
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Mikoolo
Imagine if Milla Jovovic was going to play as Rosie O'Donnell without gaining weight or wear a body suit.
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Mikoolo
Hire fucking actors that look like the source material and have skills, not for inclusive reasons.
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Mikoolo
Or choose different characters to appear.
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zof
95% of people agree with this take Mikoolo
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Mikoolo
Could have chosen Raquel Ervin/Rocket instead for Supergirl.
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NiniGeo2
Oh Zork was a good adventure game back in the day.
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zof
is supergirl asian or something
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Zork
lol tbh I've never played it NiniGeo2 but I know about it
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Zork
I used to play similar text-based games though in the 90s on IRC
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MonkeySays
Luckily I got to her to move her to a puppy pad to let go
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MonkeySays
And then she asked for more food. My fur babies are a damn wreck
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Mikoolo
Hawkgirl is another one.
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Mikoolo
Or Jessica Cruz, the current Green lantern.
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Kuro-chan
MonkeySays Your kitties are high maintenance
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MonkeySays
The cat that lives outside cuz she's a stray and doesn't want in, is rather easy, pets from time to time and food and water
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MonkeySays
But this cat is like having a screaming infant and the dog is like a five year old boy
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MonkeySays
I literally feel overwhelmed like a mom
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MonkeySays
Cuz grandma needs help to do many things
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Mikoolo
Imagine having a cat and you name him/her Gordon Schumway.
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Kuro-chan
hopefully they don't eat kuros
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Mikoolo
He's a melmacian, Kuro-chan.
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Kuro-chan
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Mikoolo
Some known Melmacian cat dishes include chili cat, "El Gato" stew, feline and fries, calico claws, cat tails, whisker omelet, breast of cat, cats Benedict, filet of cat, stir-fried cat, feline mignon, and cat fudge sundae.
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irish666
Did you guys see the military ai thing
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:: YouTube Palantir AIP | Defense and Military :: (08:06) :: Views 84,451 :: Rating [+] 0 likes [+] 0 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Mikoolo
Melmac was destroyed on Gary 71st, 45-7, (Nathanbanger 28th, 45-7 on the Melmacian Calendar, October 28th, 1985 on the Earth calendar).
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Zork
What were you making mrinfinity?
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foxy
his new wife
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NiniGeo2
Oh I hope they have a lovely marriage together :)
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Zork
Are they already married or does that happen after thorough beta testing?
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foxy
after beta testing
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NiniGeo2
Isn't beta testing supposed to be like the engagement period? :o
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Zork
lmao good point NiniGeo2
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set mode +v vamp
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 4.749s, which makes you a total of 182 ducks (including 77 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 24 (duck shatterer). \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 23 (duck fragger).
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Peorth
Well that works too I guess
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 2 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for peorth: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/2 | charg.: 3/4 | jammed: no (24 times) | confisc.: no (24 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 2959 xp | lvl 23 (duck fragger) / 31 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 79.75% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 84% | effectiv. of fire: 66% | gun reliability: 98% | armor: 55% | deflection: 35%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.238s | average react. time: 2mn0.155s | 182 ducks (incl. 77 golden ducks) | 91 misses | 9 accidents | 29 empty shots | 14 wild shots | 273 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Infrared detect. / Expl. ammo / 4-leaf clover
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DuckHunt
m268b Your purchase made you go back to level 10 (hunter).
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 35.478s, which makes you a total of 183 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: magic with 4348 xp | peorth with 2964 xp | million with 2941 xp | phoenix with 781 xp | computertech with 569 xp
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Peorth
it ain't lookin' good
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Peorth
if the dicebot wouldn't keep shitting on me by giving me low bonus points
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Peorth
i'd stand a chance :p
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.714s, which makes you a total of 184 ducks (including 78 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 24 (duck shatterer). \_X< *KWAK* [50 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Zork
Have you guys ever tried playing cards against humanity via irc bot before?
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Peorth
no but I've played it online
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Zork
ah okay - I used to play it with some friends on IRC, it was pretty fun
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vamp
yournamehere, -_-
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ComputerTech
haz fun with yournamehere
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Peorth
.quote random
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Quotes
[Quote] #406 added by ComputerTech 3 weeks 7 hours 3 minutes 37 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] <Mikoolo> I got a picture of a desk that dwerg once sent me that I probably should not spread, Frogorg. <foxy> rapists are ... <h4> cool <h4> what?
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Quotes
[Quote] #414 added by Peorth 1 day 3 hours 15 minutes 39 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] * ~MAGIC empties all on ComputerTech
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Quotes
[Quote] #188 added by ComputerTech 42 weeks 8 hours 22 minutes 57 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] <h4> no foxy you moron <foxy> are you calling me a moron?
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Peorth
.quote random
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Peorth
Hm. One wonders.
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Quotes
[Quote] #285 added by ComputerTech 19 weeks 5 days 3 hours 19 minutes 28 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] ** Billy changes topic to: CUM (~Peorth) CUM (&Billy) .yt Nirvana - Cum
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herald
There once was a ComputerTech from Nantucket, who came upon a sheep in a bucket, while it ate grass, he felt the things ass, then took down his trousers and fucked it.
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herald
hides
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herald
Ahsoka made me say this
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Quotes
[Quote] #110 added by ComputerTech 1 year 4 days 4 hours 52 minutes 8 seconds ago.
[01:51:18]
Peorth
.quote random
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Quotes
[Quote] [20:52] (@sushi-chan) Spiders are 100x time sexier anyways, with their long legs :P
[01:51:41]
Peorth
.quote list peorth
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Quotes
[Quote] The search returned a lot of results, output will be sent by notice.
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Quotes
[Quote] The search returned a lot of results, output will be sent by notice.
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Peorth
.quote search peorth
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Peorth
.quote show 66
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Quotes
[Quote] #66 added by dramo 1 year 8 weeks 6 days 1 hour 48 minutes 53 seconds ago.
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Peorth
.quote read 66
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Quotes
[Quote] ) ski: dramo : using a household mixer, with the brain, some castor oil, some deep fried belly fat, spirits, some weed, seemed to work fine (cue "Downfall" in the "Devil Came Through Here" series)
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Peorth
.quote read 68
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Quotes
[Quote] #68 added by ComputerTech 1 year 8 weeks 3 days 22 hours 54 minutes 47 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] [01:26] (~Peorth) [00:17:59] hint - I'm an arm's dealer owo
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Peorth
thats what I was after, I misread
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Quotes
[Quote] #208 added by Peorth 37 weeks 3 days 5 hours 33 minutes 15 seconds ago.
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Peorth
.quote read 208
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Quotes
[Quote] <@sushi-chan> Hi sushi-chan. I'm Peorth
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Peorth
I do wonder about context on that first one though.
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Peorth
ComputerTech find context for that quote
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ComputerTech
slaps Peorth around a bit with a large trout
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Peorth
the arms delaer one
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Angel
Peorth meant to say: the arms delear one
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Peorth
s/delear/dealer
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Peorth
...you get the point
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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ComputerTech
pokes Peorth
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn57.709s, which makes you a total of 185 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Peorth
ct go look through youtr logs
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Angel
Peorth meant to say: ct go look through your logs
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Peorth
Mine don't go back far enough
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ComputerTech
Peorth: i don't think i have it either bb, grep isn't showing much :(
[02:11:21]
ComputerTech
i'll try look through usb sticks owo
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Quotes
[Quote] #389 added by Peorth 5 weeks 5 days 8 hours 54 seconds ago.
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Peorth
.quote read 389
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Quotes
[Quote] #109 added by foxy 1 year 6 days 2 hours 56 minutes 35 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] <~Peorth> .tell Colby bitch
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Peorth
.quote read 109
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 9.155s, which makes you a total of 186 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: magic with 4348 xp | peorth with 3017 xp | million with 2941 xp | phoenix with 781 xp | computertech with 569 xp
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ComputerTech
Peorth: i probably have it in old usb sticks ye
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ComputerTech
i wonder how long ChanStat keeps logs
[02:18:51]
Phoenix
CT, throw it out .. the old ones aren't worth keeping ;)
[02:19:12]
Phoenix
says to ComputerTech 50 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR: #32 Sing Barney songs
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Phoenix
ohh you already do that!
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Peorth
aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi
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Phoenix
canadian canadian candia..
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Phoenix
doesn't have the same ring to it ;)
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Zork
lol too many syllables
[02:20:39]
Phoenix
even if Peorth was Canadian haha
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ComputerTech
i can't imagine a canadian Peorth :o
[02:21:42]
Phoenix
haha or an American CT? ;)
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ComputerTech
pets Peorth
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.267s, which makes you a total of 94 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLICK* Trigger locked.
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.5s, which makes you a total of 187 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]