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[15:42:40] & h4 Mikoolo is still being a little bitch?

[15:43:25] & h4 it's like a tors with a brain

[15:43:37] & h4 hey ct

[15:46:28] & h4 seeing how nobody speaks or interacts with Mikoolo since he started speaking swedish

[15:46:36] & h4 what's the difference between him and some spammer now?

[15:49:18] & h4 like he never had dick before

[15:53:02] & h4 yes of course

[15:55:28] & h4 whatever helps you justify it dude

[15:56:39] & h4 hey Hotties

[15:58:07] & h4 oh for fucks sake Mikoolo

[15:58:12] & h4 stop being a little bitch about it

[15:58:24] & h4 try to cry more to yourself

[15:58:27] & h4 than to everybody else

[16:00:39] & h4 like a spammer

[16:05:11] & h4 $tell ComputerTech very much a dork

[16:14:28] & h4 oh dear

[16:14:34] & h4 finally you arrived

[16:18:05] & h4 no?

[16:18:14] & h4 a lovely bite in someone's neck

[16:18:37] & h4 sucking on a toe or smth

[16:18:55] & h4 true

[16:19:11] & h4 your mom typed this post

[16:20:06] & h4 no

[16:20:13] & h4 i don't feel like imagining that

[16:20:31] & h4 ugh

[16:20:35] & h4 furballs everywhere

[16:22:55] & h4 ew

[16:25:08] & h4 "joking"

[16:25:09] & h4 yeah right

[16:25:25] & h4 right

[16:25:33] & h4 and ComputerTech does not have a problem with alcohol

[16:25:35] & h4 riiiiight

[16:26:10] & h4 who?

[16:26:43] & h4 oh great you woke him up

[16:26:45] & h4 now he seeks beer

[16:26:50] & h4 oh, well, "magners"

[16:28:36] & h4 "sushi wushi"?

[16:28:39] & h4 the fucking hell

[16:28:42] & h4 she a furry now too?

[16:32:02] & h4 whale

[16:32:09] & h4 not true

[16:32:12] & h4 it's still a brain

[16:37:03] & h4 "hot tools"

[16:37:05] & h4 that sounds kinky sushi

[16:44:22] & h4 .trivia 10

[16:44:30] & h4 oh for fucks sake

[16:44:37] & h4 ComputerTech just do something about that annoying swedish manchild already

[16:44:50] & h4 he is gonna be a bitch about this all week

[16:44:52] & h4 .strivia

[17:03:36] & h4 so

[17:03:52] & h4 that shit with blond hair and blue eyes was himmler

[17:04:03] & h4 he was with that aryan garbage based on some ancient germanic bullshit

[17:04:33] & h4 common enemy

[17:04:48] & h4 arabs and turks were fighting for germany too

[17:04:50] & h4 also indians

[17:04:53] & h4 common enemies

[17:05:26] & h4 how do you get from hitler to cute within two minutes?

[17:05:52] & h4 boris johnson is blonde

[17:05:55] & h4 is he cute?

[17:06:02] & h4 Herr Frogorg o/

[17:06:34] & h4 Ursula von der Leyen is blonde

[17:06:43] & h4 but that is one hell of a corrupt piece of garbage

[17:07:27] & h4 yes super saiyans sushi

[17:07:56] & h4 they do like shit

[17:08:39] & h4 what kind of videos?

[17:08:52] & h4 that's a thing?

[17:08:53] & h4 eew

[17:09:07] & h4 thought we were more into Blümchensex

[17:09:50] & h4 also germans mostly watch jewtube

[17:10:30] & h4 might end up cake

[17:10:43] & h4 gotta snort some eggs too

[17:10:52] & h4 something has to hold all that stuff together

[17:38:47] & h4 sushi just left

[17:38:49] & h4 ..

[18:48:40] & h4 wow

[18:48:48] & h4 quite the hate you receive here MAG

[18:48:52] & h4 MAGIC

[18:48:59] & h4 fuck you MagnuzMaximuz for ruining my tabcompletion

[18:50:13] & h4 !bang

[18:50:54] & h4 your face is rigged

[18:50:56] & h4 ugly irish cunt

[18:51:09] & h4 how dare you speak to MAGIC like that!?

[18:52:05] & h4 it means i want to marry you

[18:52:06] & h4 in spanish

[19:09:45] & h4 wow

[19:09:54] & h4 why are you doing this ComputerTech?

[19:09:58] & h4 i mean everybody is taking a shit on you

[19:10:03] & h4 but that does not entitle you to shit on MAGIC

[19:10:30] & h4 you can't call people "cunt" and then act like it was all shits'n'giggles by adding ":P"

[19:10:53] & h4 if you call someone cunt

[19:10:57] & h4 you add no smiley

[19:11:00] & h4 because you mean it

[19:11:01] & h4 cunt

[19:11:21] & h4 notice how i never added a smiley to it

[19:11:44] & h4 is that idiot still going on with his childish behaviour?

[19:11:57] & h4 friendly

[19:11:59] & h4 right

[19:12:12] & h4 Hurensohn is also something you'd say to people you really like

[19:13:38] & h4 MAGIC: but Spast is something i'd definetely say to good friends

[19:14:15] & h4 sounded like a sneeze

[19:14:29] & h4 it's the german "bless you"

[19:14:42] & h4 do you?

[19:15:04] & h4 what?

[19:15:14] & h4 gay

[19:15:27] & h4 h4 u what?

[19:15:33] & h4 speak proper english you drunken moron

[19:15:47] & h4 MAGIC: probably a daihatsu

[19:16:08] & h4 or some Fehlgeburt like a Chevrolet Matiz

[19:16:19] & h4 the big ones

[19:16:20] & h4 MAN

[19:16:23] & h4 with a lot of windows

[19:16:37] & h4 ComputerTech: because we got proper infrastructure within cities

[19:17:02] & h4 using a car to get around is more stress than just using public transportation or the bike

[19:17:20] & h4 yeah

[19:17:34] & h4 going on vacation with public transport is likely going to suck

[19:17:54] & h4 MAGIC: i found that for these rare occasions where a car is required

[19:17:56] & h4 i can simply rent a car

[19:18:06] & h4 or pick one from some family member

[19:18:22] & h4 lol

[19:18:31] & h4 that automagically creates parking spots

[19:18:49] & h4 ComputerTech: probably some shitty VW

[19:18:55] & h4 decent quality, not too expensive

[19:19:08] & h4 perhaps one of those Transporter things to travel around in

[19:19:13] & h4 Caravelle?

[19:19:17] & h4 those things are fucking expensive though

[19:19:34] & h4 yes

[19:19:37] & h4 t5 please

[19:19:41] & h4 t4 is old garbage

[19:19:49] & h4 i had a t3 pritsche for some time

[19:19:51] & h4 that thing was fun

[19:19:59] & h4 tachometer was off though

[19:20:07] & h4 it said 110km/h and trucks passed on my left

[19:20:27] & h4 if bmw then a 5er kombi

[19:20:42] & h4 or that old E39

[19:20:46] & h4 that is a nice looking car

[19:21:05] & h4 not small

[19:21:12] & h4 VW Up

[19:21:22] & h4 or the Skoda equivalent

[19:21:38] & h4 quite sufficient for the city

[19:21:49] & h4 not really a car to travel with, can't put much into the trunk

[19:21:59] & h4 static perhaps?

[19:22:01] & h4 did your hair stand up?

[19:22:33] & h4 i can't remember having driven a toyota in my life

[19:22:38] & h4 couple of hyundais and kias

[19:22:54] & h4 not the ones i drove

[19:22:58] & h4 what's the middle class thingie?

[19:23:00] & h4 optima?

[19:23:14] & h4 MAGIC: get an Audi A1 with that 1.4 TFSI engine

[19:23:21] & h4 no for real

[19:23:23] & h4 that thing was so much fun

[19:23:32] & h4 when i worked for europcar we had that as our shuttle car

[19:23:47] & h4 as soon as i left the city i kicked the shit out of that thing

[19:23:51] & h4 it handled nice

[19:24:14] & h4 A1

[19:24:23] & h4 is the one slightly bigger than an Up

[19:24:32] & h4 A3 is Golf size i think

[19:24:43] & h4 as long as you didn't have the A2

[19:24:53] & h4 no thanks, i'd rather walk through a hailstorm

[19:25:27] & h4 oh

[19:25:30] & h4 gay

[19:25:35] & h4 did you just call him fat?

[19:25:45] & h4 you said he had a full package

[19:25:57] & h4 oh that ugly abomination

[19:26:06] & h4 probably handled like every other VW

[19:26:11] & h4 tiguan, golf, passat

[19:26:16] & h4 the all feel the same

[19:26:37] & h4 i was driving a 2021 passat lately

[19:26:41] & h4 and i liked the cruise control

[19:26:47] & h4 it adjusted to keep distance to the car in front

[19:26:56] & h4 which is really handy on any autobahn outside of germany

[19:27:09] & h4 on germans autobahns it just constantly slows you down

[19:27:22] & h4 because some drive 110km/h on the right lane while others do 220km/h on the left

[19:27:37] & h4 on danish autobahn they were doing 140 top

[19:27:52] & h4 german autobahn is just stressful

[19:28:11] & h4 ComputerTech: if i drove a bugatti

[19:28:13] & h4 and i'd go 200

[19:28:16] & h4 i would not upload it

[19:28:27] & h4 a fucking Golf could easily do 200

[19:28:41] & h4 yeah

[19:28:48] & h4 but even i did 220 with my old C180 W203

[19:29:26] & h4 fastest i have gone was 245km/h in a E-Class E430 W210

[19:29:34] & h4 six cylinders i think

[19:29:38] & h4 wasn't mine

[19:30:00] & h4 would never do it again

[19:30:01] & h4 too old now

[19:30:17] & h4 Kowal: it's never fun if you aren't in control

[19:30:22] & h4 the slightest error might result in death

[19:30:28] & h4 and it is completely out of your hands

[19:30:39] & h4 which is why i never drove >160 with passengers

[19:30:52] & h4 MAGIC: that works fine on european autobahns

[19:30:54] & h4 except german ones

[19:31:27] & h4 Kowal: speeding isnt really worth it anyways

[19:31:32] & h4 the time you save is minimal

[19:31:43] & h4 the danger you put yourself and your passengers in is increased a lot

[19:32:04] & h4 also germans can't keep distance on autobahn

[19:32:13] & h4 if someone is on the left lane with 140

[19:32:18] & h4 and some fucktwat approaches with 200

[19:32:23] & h4 he will brake at the latest possible moment

[19:32:28] & h4 lol yeah

[19:32:29] & h4 that too

[19:32:44] & h4 if the car in front for whatever reason has to brake

[19:32:52] & h4 the fucking racing piece of shit will cause a crash

[19:33:04] & h4 MAGIC: those are extremes though

[19:33:08] & h4 they dont happen a lot up her e:D

[19:33:18] & h4 Nürburgring?

[19:33:35] & h4 Nürburgring was GP of Europe

[19:33:41] & h4 Hockenheimring was the German GP

[19:33:56] & h4 back when F1 used to drive on proper race tracks

[19:34:03] & h4 instead of inner cities with a lot of money and corruption

[19:34:13] & h4 Azerbaijan too

[19:34:15] & h4 what a shitty track

[19:34:40] & h4 i recently watched F1 races from late 90s, early 2000s

[19:34:46] & h4 that was kinda fun to watch

[19:34:56] & h4 todays f1 races are lame

[19:35:00] & h4 no fun whatsoever

[19:35:24] & h4 navigating that car through tiny circuits at that speed is impressive

[19:35:28] & h4 i dont think the drivers are worse

[19:35:39] & h4 the tracks are shittier and the regulations are ridiculous

[19:35:52] & h4 also there isn'T a top german driver

[19:35:56] & h4 so what do the germans care? :D

[19:36:10] & h4 they celebrated a cunt that moved to another country as soon as he made bank

[19:36:15] & h4 to avoid paying taxes in germany

[19:36:19] & h4 while still driving under a german flag

[19:36:30] & h4 not that i know

[19:36:33] & h4 he is german

[19:36:38] & h4 probably

[19:36:44] & h4 is he like daddy?

[19:36:54] & h4 not paying taxes in germany while driving for germany?

[19:37:04] & h4 he was born into this life after all

[19:37:14] & h4 best quote about Michael Schumacher i ever heard was

[19:37:22] & h4 "Der ist bei der Steuerflucht vor einen Felsen gefahren"

[19:37:31] & h4 thus he ended up in a hospital and became a vegetable

[19:37:53] & h4 that was an AI interview lol

[19:38:02] & h4 the woman responsible for that article got fired

[19:38:03] & h4 for it

[19:38:10] & h4 hilarious though

[19:38:26] & h4 why sad?

[19:38:43] & h4 i have no empathy for people evading taxes

[19:38:44] & h4 fuck him

[19:38:47] & h4 he was a great driver

[19:38:58] & h4 and appeared sympathetic af

[19:39:05] & h4 i was a big fan of that guy when i was younger

[19:39:27] & h4 i remember when Ralf Schumacher and Juan Pablo Montoya drove BMW Wiliams and were real contenders

[19:39:29] & h4 to ferrari

[19:39:31] & h4 and mercedes

[19:39:34] & h4 that was a great season

[19:39:44] & h4 were you even born then ComputerTech?

[19:39:50] & h4 that was 2003,04,05

[19:39:51] & h4 or something

[19:40:16] & h4 wasnt that past his prime already?

[19:40:33] & h4 my dad got up at 4am when they drove in suzuka

[19:40:46] & h4 as a son i wanted to do the same

[19:40:49] & h4 so i got up with him :D

[19:41:19] & h4 ComputerTech: Schumachers last title was in 2004

[19:41:25] & h4 you saw him decay basically

[19:41:45] & h4 i never liked that guy

[19:41:55] & h4 he came off as a rich bitch

[19:42:04] & h4 he was a great driver though

[19:42:10] & h4 Max Verstappen?

[19:42:14] & h4 i remember his daddy roasting in the pit

[19:42:19] & h4 1994 was it?

[19:42:30] & h4 .yt jos verstappen fire

[19:42:36] & h4 (full) lol

[19:42:48] & h4 yeah Alonso is cool

[19:42:59] & h4 he had a rivalry with Schumacher too, didnT he?

[19:43:33] & h4 who got love for Mika Häkkinen?

[19:43:43] & h4 he had a short period where he was great

[19:43:49] & h4 but that dude was just loveable altogether

[19:44:29] & h4 n

[19:44:32] & h4 also tax evader

[19:44:39] & h4 there was a funny video with him being racist

[19:44:41] & h4 austrian

[19:44:55] & h4 perhaps MAGIC knows the video

[19:45:07] & h4 Zitat: "...und dann wird der Kampf, Sebastian gegen den Polaken"

[19:45:08] & h4 :D

[19:45:19] & h4 Lauda was talking about polish driver Kubicza

[19:45:33] & h4 that video only exists on trendhure

[19:45:36] & h4 for whatever reason

[19:47:04] & h4 i can't find that niki lauda video :(

[19:47:08] & h4 i really wanted to show you MAGIC

[19:47:22] & h4 .yt niki lauda polake

[19:47:26] & h4 oh lol

[19:47:28] & h4 it is on youtube then

[19:47:45] & h4 watch it MAGIC

[19:47:48] & h4 it's fucking hilarious

[19:48:12] & h4 "in Österreich sind das die Polaken. Aber freundlicherweise natürlich"

[19:48:13] & h4 :D

[19:49:32] & h4 haha

[19:50:13] & h4 Kimis voice too lol

[19:52:36] & h4 wow

[19:52:42] & h4 i sense some negativity towards you ComputerTech

[19:52:54] & h4 yeah

[19:53:10] & h4 weird dynamic you guys are having

[19:53:13] & h4 he keeps hitting you in the face

[19:53:17] & h4 and you keep taking his dick into your mouth

[19:53:55] & h4 .w hamburg

[19:54:03] & h4 whoa fucking nazis in poland

[19:54:04] & h4 1488?

[19:54:06] & h4 ffs

[19:54:15] & h4 you don't know what 1488 is?

[19:54:23] & h4 your world must consist of flowers

[19:54:30] & h4 if you ever call me american again

[19:54:34] & h4 i will fucking murder your face

[19:54:41] & h4 oh ok

[19:54:46] & h4 i take the threat back then

[19:54:55] & h4 and apologize for losing my nerve

[19:55:02] & h4 no

[19:55:07] & h4 i don't swing that way

[19:55:29] & h4 you are a little masochistic

[19:55:34] & h4 why poke them?

[19:55:39] & h4 now you dared them to do it

[19:55:50] & h4 no

[19:55:56] & h4 the us tracks were always shit

[19:56:33] & h4 that dutch track is shit too

[19:56:40] & h4 what happened to the old track in france?

[19:56:43] & h4 that was a great track

[19:56:52] & h4 at least they are still driving in Silverstone

[19:56:54] & h4 Imola

[19:57:00] & h4 Barcelona

[19:57:07] & h4 Suzuka too

[19:57:18] & h4 huh

[19:57:26] & h4 there are still decent tracks

[19:57:29] & h4 most of them at least

[19:57:45] & h4 oh they are back in Spielberg?

[19:57:49] & h4 i had no idea

[19:58:06] & h4 yes

[19:58:21] & h4 the singapur track is ok too

[19:58:27] & h4 not in china anymore

[19:58:51] & h4 so russia and china are not ok

[19:58:55] & h4 but Saudi Arabia

[19:58:57] & h4 Bahrain

[19:59:12] & h4 and Yemen?

[19:59:14] & h4 Abu Dhabi

[20:14:27] & h4 is ComputerTech getting bullied in pm now?

[20:14:34] & h4 all of a sudden all activity died here lol

[20:22:54] & h4 probably drinking then

[20:23:20] & h4 wdym you don't enjoy meetings?

[20:23:23] & h4 hey deac

[20:23:43] & h4 having to listen to all the other morons talking about their private lifes

[20:23:47] & h4 meetings ftw!

[20:24:52] & h4 .u tmr

[20:24:57] & h4 ffs

[20:25:03] & h4 you need an abbrevation for "tomorrow"? :D

[20:25:24] & h4 who came up with that shit?

[20:25:29] & h4 at least add a "w" so it's obvious

[20:29:46] & h4 who was it?

[20:29:47] & h4 grandma?

[20:33:08] & h4 another ComputerTech "brb"

[20:33:11] & h4 see you tomorrow then

[20:42:13] & h4 considered that lesson taught then

[22:44:00] & h4 wow ComputerTech

[22:44:06] & h4 still banned on #gk?

[22:44:17] & h4 your face is still online

[22:44:33] & h4 lame

[22:45:12] & h4 but those i do are easily tab completed

[22:45:18] & h4 everything else might resolve in actual work

[22:45:34] & h4 it is also about the message

[22:45:37] & h4 not the ban itself

[22:46:06] & h4 well yeah

[22:46:38] & h4 sounds reasonable

[22:46:44] & h4 bye

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