IRC Driven

[06:14:17] Mikoolo Go to bed.

[06:14:52] Mikoolo Infront of my computer.

[06:14:59] Mikoolo Putting my socks on.

[06:15:52] Mikoolo You got cold feet while in bed?

[06:24:06] Mikoolo Ask for a trepanation.

[10:37:22] Mikoolo I am stuffed af.

[10:37:31] Mikoolo Ate 15 pieces of sushi for lunch.

[10:38:22] Mikoolo .cc 129 sek to usd

[10:38:27] Mikoolo Price for 12 pieces.

[10:39:48] Mikoolo I was about to make a onomatopoeia but I thought ComputerTech might awaken and try to mate with me, herald.

[10:40:16] Mikoolo Should I take the chance?

[10:40:20] Mikoolo Incase he won't?

[10:40:35] Mikoolo ok

[10:40:38] Mikoolo Here I go.

[10:40:40] Mikoolo Oink oink!

[10:41:03] Mikoolo Also the sushi was nice.

[10:41:08] Mikoolo Mum paid for it.

[10:41:22] Mikoolo Ate 3 of her pieces coz she ate a sandwich earlier today.

[10:46:00] Mikoolo herald are you sitting down?

[10:46:10] Mikoolo I am about to drop a world changing fact on you.

[10:46:19] Mikoolo You will question a lot when you hear it.

[10:46:48] Mikoolo The maximum output of one horse can be up to 15 horsepower.

[10:47:59] Mikoolo Telling the truth.

[10:48:48] Mikoolo Better inject some horse while at it.

[10:49:18] Mikoolo .u horse

[10:49:22] Mikoolo no

[10:49:25] Mikoolo .u horse heroin

[10:49:58] Mikoolo .u horse /4

[10:50:01] Mikoolo .u horse /5

[10:50:03] Mikoolo .u horse /6

[10:50:05] Mikoolo .u horse /7

[10:50:08] Mikoolo There

[10:50:22] Mikoolo I've eaten horse multiple times.

[10:50:25] Mikoolo It was nice.

[10:50:41] Mikoolo It's one of the better meats imo.

[10:50:53] Mikoolo Nah herald.

[10:51:16] Mikoolo Horse for meat doesn't get to run around as much as horses for work or sports.

[10:51:23] Mikoolo And less medication.

[10:51:27] Mikoolo Due to food laws.

[10:51:30] Mikoolo Atleast here in sweden.

[10:51:55] Mikoolo Well a racing horse can become meat if it is within the treshold regarding medication over time.

[10:53:28] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/8cJ8lrNAFhU

[11:33:08] Mikoolo Oh yeah.

[11:33:18] Mikoolo It's Quattro de mayo.

[11:34:41] Mikoolo Star Wars, not to be confused with movie stars waging wars against each other or the Nixon programme. Is also having sales on platforms such as Steam.

[11:35:04] Mikoolo Oh

[11:35:06] Mikoolo It was Reagan

[11:35:08] Mikoolo Not Nixon

[11:36:08] Mikoolo deadly, theres nothing wrong with horse meat as long as it's not labeled as something else.

[11:46:25] Mikoolo Not a failed project, login. It's been revised over time.

[11:46:46] Mikoolo It was actually named Strategic Defense Initiative.

[11:47:15] Mikoolo A defense system against ballistic nuclear missiles.

[11:47:58] Mikoolo Current name is Missile Defense Agency, login.

[12:17:58] Mikoolo Here wildting2 heres bobs for you https://images.static-bluray.com/reviews/1017_4.jpg

[12:18:44] Mikoolo wildting2 it's sfw.

[12:22:41] Mikoolo You've seen that movie right wildting2?

[13:27:28] Mikoolo Oh yeah I bought spongecake.

[13:27:42] Mikoolo Also, gonna knock on my neighbours door on sunday evening if they are still playing loud music.

[13:27:57] Mikoolo Fucking bitch hope she gets evicted soon.

[13:33:23] Mikoolo Doesn't matter. She's breaking landlord rules if she continues to blast music after 22:00.

[13:34:09] Mikoolo 10 million €

[13:34:23] Mikoolo Nope.

[13:34:43] Mikoolo Coz if I said yes to that you'd lower it to 9.8, then to 9.7 and so on.

[13:34:58] Mikoolo Upfront.

[13:35:28] Mikoolo Ain't accepting less if it's going to ruin my sleep before work.

[13:35:54] Mikoolo And with 10 million € I don't need to work so I can sleep whenever I want.

[13:36:44] Mikoolo I use earplugs while I'm visiting my dad.

[13:36:57] Mikoolo He doesn't snore, he dreams that he's a bulldozer.

[13:37:52] Mikoolo Hasn't for the 30+ years I've known him.

[13:39:13] Mikoolo Also, this neighbour moved in here a couple of months ago.

[13:39:49] Mikoolo The previous ones got evicted or got prison. Saw civilian clad police officers go there a while before she moved in.

[13:40:41] Mikoolo One of my previous neighbours had a House warming party a couple of days after moving in.

[13:40:44] Mikoolo That I can accept.

[13:40:52] Mikoolo But other neighbours didn't.

[13:41:04] Mikoolo They called the police due to guests peeing on the public lawn and stuff.

[13:41:15] Mikoolo And they were very loud.

[13:41:24] Mikoolo But I was smoking weed the whole time.

[13:42:03] Mikoolo And wham I heard someone knock on the door and it was 2 uniformed police officers. They asked if I was disturbed by the party but I told them that I can understand that they have a house warming party.

[13:42:16] Mikoolo And that I didn't mind.

[13:42:58] Mikoolo But this neighbour is blasting music the entire time she's at home.

[13:44:17] Mikoolo Only excuse I can imagine is her being half deaf. She's also 19 years old.

[13:44:36] Mikoolo I've not met her. But you can easily find out this stuff about people in sweden.

[13:58:26] Mikoolo Yeah, to both.

[13:58:45] Mikoolo She ain't in the group tho.

[16:45:58] Mikoolo What chinese did you buy?

[16:46:54] Mikoolo s/mein/meow

[17:07:58] Mikoolo Ahsoka, Why not the Rebells strike front?

[17:14:08] Mikoolo Pizza The Hut > Jabba The Hut

[17:15:15] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/aZKfRp-YC84

[17:15:45] Mikoolo Why?

[17:16:00] Mikoolo They had no idea that they were siblings at that point, Ahsoka.

[17:17:36] Mikoolo They have kissed twice in the star wars movies, Ahsoka.

[17:17:52] Mikoolo First time in a new hope.

[17:19:32] Mikoolo First time was in a new hope.

[17:19:41] Mikoolo The first star wars movie produced.

[17:19:55] Mikoolo In empire strikes back.

[17:20:26] Mikoolo You're confusing yourself, h4.

[17:20:35] Mikoolo The jealousy kiss was in empire strikes back, h4.

[17:20:56] Mikoolo First kiss is when they swing across a shaft on the death star.

[17:21:19] Mikoolo Also, here have this deleted scene https://youtu.be/IQMYug2usuk

[17:21:35] Mikoolo It would have put a whole different tone to the jealousy kiss

[17:25:02] Mikoolo You missed when they were about to have a romantic kiss after Leia stroked Luke's chin h4?

[17:25:37] Mikoolo Yeah

[17:26:10] Mikoolo Ofc nothing happened coz C3P0 interrupted them.

[17:26:21] Mikoolo If it hadn't they would have had a juicy makeout session.

[17:31:18] Mikoolo Didn't he appear in the solo movie aswell?

[17:31:23] Mikoolo Or a different one?

[17:31:43] Mikoolo Probably missremembering shit.

[17:32:03] Mikoolo Yeah he appears in Solo.

[17:32:40] Mikoolo It was a milkcow way before disney took it.

[17:33:10] Mikoolo Star Wars was a milkcow since the first Star Wars lunch box.

[17:34:03] Mikoolo Jar Jar Binks was the best thing to happen to Star Wars since lightsabers U mad bro?

[17:34:43] Mikoolo It's a fan theory that Jar Jar is actually a sith lord.

[17:35:03] Mikoolo It made sense tho, imo.

[17:35:22] Mikoolo And chopping up people at the same time.

[17:36:11] Mikoolo Snoke was a clone, DickCheney.

[17:36:15] Mikoolo Or something.

[17:36:18] Mikoolo BUt not Sidious.

[17:36:29] Mikoolo Snoke

[17:37:46] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/YanygqCkOMk

[17:40:06] Mikoolo Damn

[17:40:09] Mikoolo I just realized.

[17:40:20] Mikoolo Jack Sparrow's running style is based on Jar Jar binks.

[17:40:28] Mikoolo Look at 2:00 in the video I linked.

[17:43:55] Mikoolo Kyle Katarn h4?

[17:44:30] Mikoolo Dark forces. Jedi Knight, (standalone expansion I forgot the name of), Jedi Outcast, Jedi Academy.

[17:45:20] Mikoolo He was a "grey" jedi or whatever the term is/was.

[17:45:42] Mikoolo Like Mace Windu I think.

[17:45:51] Mikoolo Could use the dark side aswell as the light side.

[17:49:44] Mikoolo h4 did you like the song in the arena in Fallen Order?

[17:49:52] Mikoolo And at the first part of the game.

[17:50:18] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/oJZfEh3EciU

[17:50:21] Mikoolo Sugaan Essena

[17:53:38] Mikoolo Yah

[17:54:00] Mikoolo no

[17:54:19] Mikoolo And a religious fanatic, \g.

[17:54:38] Mikoolo He got offended as fuck when I brought that part up.

[17:54:47] Mikoolo And put me on ignore.

[17:54:59] Mikoolo Neo-Nazi *

[17:57:40] Mikoolo They got 3 more songs in Survivor.

[17:57:50] Mikoolo And they appears as a band ingame.

[17:59:42] Mikoolo Denuvo is causing performance issues in survivor. Think they traced some of the problems to it instead for just regular claims.

[18:00:19] Mikoolo That shit was more evil than denuvo.

[18:00:42] Mikoolo Took RELOADED a year + some days to crack starforce.

[18:01:00] Mikoolo On Chaos Theory.

[18:01:09] Mikoolo Ubisoft later got caught using reloadeds crack in updates.

[18:01:38] Mikoolo I talked about starforce in this or was it in chat? a couple of weeks ago.

[18:01:49] Mikoolo Recommended a game called Soldiers: Heroes of World War 2 to a guy.

[18:02:13] Mikoolo It had starforce in it when it launched.

[18:03:17] Mikoolo Did you know that Mace Windu's purple lightsaber was one of the demands SLJ had in the movies?

[18:03:42] Mikoolo He always has one purple thing on him in all his movies, login.

[18:05:57] Mikoolo iirc, red kyber crystals are "tortured" to appear red.

[18:14:56] Mikoolo h4 if you want to replay fallen order you can now do so with a sith uniform.

[18:15:02] Mikoolo In new game plus.

[18:15:35] Mikoolo inquisitor outfit*

[18:16:08] Mikoolo You get it the first time you beat the game.

[18:16:57] Mikoolo But none of the powers are kept.

[18:17:02] Mikoolo So it's a shitty new game mode.

[18:17:44] Mikoolo See you in a couple of hours!

[18:25:45] Mikoolo \g you probably didn't have any interest in this game but it's kinda sad to see how Arkane has fallen. https://youtu.be/3aXo7ZamM04

[18:29:10] Mikoolo Whats fun is that FEAR from 2005 has better AI than pretty much all games released the past 10 years.

[18:36:26] Mikoolo irish666 https://youtu.be/okANIupG-o8

[18:37:07] Mikoolo He's gone, wofmobile.

[18:37:14] Mikoolo Come back in 2 hours from now.

[18:37:50] Mikoolo Watching now.

[18:38:11] Mikoolo I don't think thats an uncommon roleplay sex fantasy, wofmobile.

[18:38:34] Mikoolo Didn't contain scat.

[18:38:38] Mikoolo So not a freak imo.

[18:42:49] Mikoolo I am having 3½ day work week starting on monday.

[18:43:13] Mikoolo 12 hour days monday to wednesday, to a bit past lunch on thursdays.

[18:45:27] Mikoolo .cc how many times per day does pigeons poop

[18:45:54] Mikoolo up to 40 from googling the answer.

[18:46:41] Mikoolo no

[18:46:56] Mikoolo Gonna be a panhandler next to a highway.

[18:47:09] Mikoolo Only half.

[18:47:34] Mikoolo Gonna walk along a highway and collect trash with some other people while we got a TMA truck following us.

[18:47:47] Mikoolo And repair wildlife fences along said highway.

[18:48:14] Mikoolo This is a TMA https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/Impact_Attenuator_In_Auckland.jpg/1024px-Impact_Attenuator_In_Auckland.jpg

[18:50:22] Mikoolo And we'll do some clearing saw work later this summer I think.

[18:50:48] Mikoolo Hello Back.

[18:50:51] Mikoolo I'm Mikoolo.

[18:52:07] Mikoolo I got a nephew and a neice. I know dad jokes, h4.

[18:52:36] Mikoolo h4 What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

[18:53:51] Mikoolo h4, how many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to do it while you're eating dinner.

[18:54:27] Mikoolo What about this one then?

[18:54:58] Mikoolo Today my son asked "Can I have a bookmark?" I burst into tears, 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

[18:55:31] Mikoolo Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was chewie.

[18:56:29] Mikoolo Jokes or the work description, wofmobile?

[18:56:57] Mikoolo Whats the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish!

[18:57:08] Mikoolo Monday to Wednesday, wofmobile.

[18:57:16] Mikoolo Thursdays are maintenance days.

[18:57:23] Mikoolo up to around lunch time.

[18:57:50] Mikoolo So 3 hour longer workdays.

[18:58:05] Mikoolo Might be a bit rough at start to get used to it.

[18:58:24] Mikoolo Whats a vampire's favourite ship?

[18:58:27] Mikoolo A blood vessel.

[18:59:00] Mikoolo Whats the least spoken language in the world? Sign language!

[18:59:18] Mikoolo I sold my vacuum cleaner.

[18:59:21] Mikoolo It was just collecting dust.

[19:00:13] Mikoolo A friend of mine didn't pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

[19:01:04] Mikoolo This one is tricky.

[19:01:12] Mikoolo How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.

[19:02:44] Mikoolo I'll stop, h4.

[19:04:52] Mikoolo o

[19:04:57] Mikoolo Do the gunslinger side missions, h4.

[19:05:02] Mikoolo To get your C96 early.

[19:05:27] Mikoolo The photographs.

[19:05:36] Mikoolo Yeah

[19:05:46] Mikoolo You can get the mauser way early that way.

[19:05:49] Mikoolo But unmodofiable.

[19:05:52] Mikoolo glied?

[19:06:06] Mikoolo Cattleman Revolver?

[19:06:06] Mikoolo O

[19:06:28] Mikoolo Cattleman Revolver is imo the coolest looking.

[19:06:35] Mikoolo LeMat is the meanest one.

[19:07:44] Mikoolo Homeless that can afford to be fat and drink energy drinks rather than food? D:

[19:10:50] Mikoolo ok

[19:10:53] Mikoolo irish666 jinxed himself.

[19:11:14] Mikoolo I bet 1 steam game key that irish666 will be shot this month.

[19:11:35] Mikoolo No, shot.

[19:12:19] Mikoolo A cd key that is redeemable on steam, c0ded.

[19:12:38] Mikoolo As I said steam not stream.

[19:12:58] Mikoolo Gabe Fatman Newells thing.

[19:13:47] Mikoolo I don't know the specs but I can say one thing.

[19:13:50] Mikoolo You over paid.

[19:15:14] Mikoolo :(

[19:15:42] Mikoolo Hope you gave him a bj for it.

[19:15:48] Mikoolo Would have been worth it tbh.

[19:16:10] Mikoolo oh

[19:16:42] Mikoolo DickCheney modern gaming laptops have excellent cooling.

[19:16:46] Mikoolo But they are overpriced as fuck.

[19:17:42] Mikoolo h4 https://youtu.be/mjq3BuThJvI

[19:19:27] Mikoolo My condolences :(

[19:19:54] Mikoolo Dude, that reminds me of my computer after I left it for a week with my big bro.

[19:20:18] Mikoolo When I came back home from our grandparents he had gotten some hijack trojan on it.

[19:20:31] Mikoolo Took me some time to get it off.

[19:20:41] Mikoolo But formatted everything on the computer.

[19:21:31] Mikoolo :(

[19:22:25] Mikoolo I think I used some malwarebytes that was booted in bios or it's own os thingy from a usb to get off the trojan on my old computer.

[19:22:48] Mikoolo trojan/hijack thingy*

[19:23:20] Mikoolo Something like that.

[19:23:50] Mikoolo But I formatted everything just in case. Didn't have any work related stuff on it. Just games and movies.

[19:44:11] Mikoolo neo-nazi *

[19:45:02] Mikoolo I left so he can have a safe space since he's afraid of me.

[19:45:12] Mikoolo He wouldn't have put me on ignore if he wasn't.

[19:46:05] Mikoolo Did he speak swedish?

[19:46:15] Mikoolo He did something worse?

[19:46:18] Mikoolo Or less wore?

[19:46:25] Mikoolo worse*

[19:46:51] Mikoolo wof = world of furries

[19:47:03] Mikoolo zof = zootopia obssessed furry

[19:49:01] Mikoolo furries*

[19:53:18] Mikoolo I know wofmobile, this is the third time you've told me that now.

[19:54:25] Mikoolo I'm a boomer too.

[19:54:30] Mikoolo I didn't forget.

[19:54:46] Mikoolo I am almost 40.

[21:26:42] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/6N4lysyHSFU

[21:27:04] Mikoolo \g I found noise cancelling headphones for you https://youtu.be/9JnkAdQMbAw

[21:34:06] Mikoolo Oh no.

[21:34:13] Mikoolo \g is part of ComputerTech's botnet D:

[21:34:29] Mikoolo How does it feel to be inside ComputerTech, \g?

[21:34:40] Mikoolo Is it tight and comfy?

[21:35:07] Mikoolo How far in did you go \g?

[21:38:55] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/QGb2ef8TaT4

[21:40:42] Mikoolo Again?

[21:40:50] Mikoolo 5th time now?

[21:42:11] Mikoolo Only redeeming quality of Amouranth is the cleavage.

[21:50:06] Mikoolo hahaha https://youtu.be/5Q4ix0rjn2A

[21:50:07] Mikoolo :D

[21:50:30] Mikoolo Why are you happy to see the older Potato mongler?

[21:51:01] Mikoolo Don't tell that to the irish, foxy. They'll demand tax from you then.

[21:51:29] Mikoolo Doesn't count.

[21:51:39] Mikoolo Yes, irish666.

[21:52:13] Mikoolo foxy have you heard my US tax reform idea?

[21:52:45] Mikoolo Anyone who claims to be x-american will have to pay tax to the country they claim.

[21:52:57] Mikoolo Like swedish-americans will be forced to pay tax to sweden.

[21:53:08] Mikoolo Irish-americans will be forced to pay tax to Ireland.

[21:53:34] Mikoolo ONTOP of the tax they pay to US.

[21:54:12] Mikoolo They get citizenship if they do mandatory 1 year military service in their x-country, irish666.

[21:54:40] Mikoolo "<&Mikoolo> foxy have you heard my US tax reform idea?"

[21:55:17] Mikoolo Jävlar dom är bra, \g.

[21:55:30] Mikoolo Better than a carton, irish666.

[21:56:02] Mikoolo Oh yeah. They played great music at the sushi restaurant I had lunch at today.

[21:56:48] Mikoolo They played Morphine.

[21:57:04] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Lzr1stk4fpI this song.

[21:57:28] Mikoolo I wish I was a polyglot, \g.

[21:57:37] Mikoolo I'd work as a professional translator/guide.

[21:58:14] Mikoolo They do if you work for one of the trafficing companies like The Triad.

[21:59:50] Mikoolo Mandarin I think

[22:00:12] Mikoolo .cc language of Taiwan

[22:01:14] Mikoolo .cc most spoken language

[22:01:38] Mikoolo .cc population of spanish speaker

[22:01:58] Mikoolo Now look at this

[22:02:07] Mikoolo .cc population of finnish speakers

[22:02:28] Mikoolo .cc population of navaho speakers

[22:02:56] Mikoolo Thats 570280 too many.

[22:03:10] Mikoolo Less?

[22:03:28] Mikoolo .cc population of esparanto speakers

[22:03:57] Mikoolo How many pieces \g?

[22:04:03] Mikoolo I ate 15 today.

[22:04:14] Mikoolo I ordered 12, mum 8.

[22:04:17] Mikoolo .cc 129 sek to usd

[22:04:31] Mikoolo 12.6 usd for 12 pieces.

[22:04:43] Mikoolo She's nice, \g.

[22:04:52] Mikoolo You can hang out with my mum if you ever visit my town.

[22:05:01] Mikoolo She can speak english so don't worry.

[22:05:39] Mikoolo Don't worry. You can have some scotch to lower the language barrier.

[22:06:52] Mikoolo You don't get to hang out with my mum, irish666.

[22:07:17] Mikoolo So whats her name?

[22:08:27] Mikoolo Actual

[22:08:55] Mikoolo Call her by her first name, \g.

[22:09:26] Mikoolo Ain't part of our culture to call other peoples parents for mum.

[22:09:40] Mikoolo Sorry irish666, no.

[22:09:49] Mikoolo You found some other persons mum.

[22:10:09] Mikoolo You can call her Mrs. Surname. Or just her first name.

[22:10:15] Mikoolo Or as we say, Tilltalsnamn.

[22:10:19] Mikoolo .t tilltalsnamn

[22:11:06] Mikoolo Like if someone is named Jacob Robert Alexander, one of them is their first name, unless they are texan then they are Jacob Robert Alexander.

[22:11:38] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/gGUvJ9m6DIU

[22:12:08] Mikoolo Imagine being named Sven Svensson.

[22:12:12] Mikoolo Sven son of Sven.

[22:12:28] Mikoolo It's like being named Charles Charles.

[22:12:45] Mikoolo Yeah irish666. Thats mentioned in the video I linked.

[22:13:34] Mikoolo inb4 it's something like Raindow Shine coz her parents were hippies when she was born.

[22:15:14] Mikoolo All the irish loves the pot at the end of that rainbow.

[22:16:26] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/mGfBe8ZdLws I did a thing's pressure washer <3

[22:17:03] Mikoolo My condolences that you chose ComputerTech's network.

[22:17:50] Mikoolo Don't ask ComputerTech for tech related stuff. Chances are that he'll break it more than it already is.

[22:18:22] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/eyiW2SMZMnM

[22:19:53] Mikoolo aene11e, scandinavianish sounding name.

[22:20:00] Mikoolo Unless it's aeneoneonee.

[22:20:56] Mikoolo Just polish folklore.

[22:21:08] Mikoolo With Brothers Grimm references here and there.

[22:22:29] Mikoolo Have you read Wheel of Time or the Cosmere books?

[22:22:36] Mikoolo I rank them higher.

[22:23:24] Mikoolo I dislike the wheel of time tv show but it ain't the worst adaption.

[22:23:59] Mikoolo Ahsoka why so seriously ignored by me right now?

[22:24:43] Mikoolo I've read more fantasy books than I can remember.

[22:25:15] Mikoolo Really recommend the discworld books. Really nice present time satire set in a fantasy setting.

[22:25:58] Mikoolo Satiric social commentary?

[22:26:20] Mikoolo Tolkien is overrated and quite dull.

[22:26:24] Mikoolo A bit woody.

[22:27:15] Mikoolo But if you do read Tolkien start with The Hobbit.

[22:27:29] Mikoolo Or the first book in the LoTR trilogy.

[22:27:46] Mikoolo Don't start with silmarillion even tho it takes place first, chronologically speaking.

[22:27:56] Mikoolo Or the stories in it takes place first.

[22:28:02] Mikoolo It'll spoil a lot of stuff.

[22:28:33] Mikoolo It's better as a background thing after you've read The Hobbit + LoTR Trilogy.

[22:28:39] Mikoolo That explains some stuff.

[22:29:14] Mikoolo I got better book/short stories for you to read then if you're into psychology.

[22:29:18] Mikoolo Lovecraft.

[22:29:23] Mikoolo The father of modern horror.

[22:29:40] Mikoolo Written in the 1920's.

[22:31:49] Mikoolo The Statement of Randolph Carter is a good choice if you want psychology styff.

[22:31:52] Mikoolo stuff*

[22:33:19] Mikoolo imo Lovecraft should be the US equivalent of mandatory reading like Shakespeare is to the british.

[22:34:14] Mikoolo Also, fuck Lovecraft country. Fucking ruining shoggoths.

[22:36:37] Mikoolo ComputerTech, would you like to taste a whisky that was bottled in 1986 and remains unopened to this date?

[22:38:33] Mikoolo why not irish666?

[22:38:53] Mikoolo Bloody Monday?

[22:39:05] Mikoolo Ah

[22:39:14] Mikoolo Why not?

[22:39:47] Mikoolo That was an happy accident.

[22:40:06] Mikoolo It's 43% abv.

[22:40:24] Mikoolo Doubt anything harmfull would survive in it.

[22:40:54] Mikoolo Also, now we know that you're american atleast.

[22:41:03] Mikoolo The bri'ish spell it coeliac.

[22:41:26] Mikoolo Me too!

[22:41:37] Mikoolo AND

[22:41:44] Mikoolo I would buy a more recent bottling of it.

[22:41:49] Mikoolo To compare the taste.

[22:42:15] Mikoolo Some other guy in a different channel found a bottle of J&B Rare, a blended scotch.

[22:42:21] Mikoolo It's a cheap blended scotch.

[22:42:36] Mikoolo But todays value of that bottle is around 230 usd.

[22:42:55] Mikoolo Coz it's of a vintage that you can rarely get today.

[22:43:37] Mikoolo And chances are that they got a different blend master or whatever the title is.

[22:43:49] Mikoolo And that the whiskys used back then might not be produced anymore.

[22:44:33] Mikoolo RUN AWAY AENE11E

[22:44:39] Mikoolo LEAVE THE NETWORK

[22:44:44] Mikoolo FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

[22:44:50] Mikoolo YOU MIGHT AWAKEN THE MANGERS GUY!

[22:45:29] Mikoolo I'm more bri'ish than you, irish666.

[22:45:37] Mikoolo And I haven't even been there.

[22:46:19] Mikoolo Thats what you become from hanging around with people from the Traitor Colonies.

[22:46:45] Mikoolo aene11e whats your favourite cider?

[22:46:56] Mikoolo If it's swedish then theres a 100% chance it's not cider.

[22:47:59] Mikoolo Yeah but brand. Mangers, Weston, Strongbow.

[22:48:30] Mikoolo Name your potential future kids to Tebeau and BagBeau.

[22:48:54] Mikoolo Now I get it.

[22:48:58] Mikoolo Tebeau, Tibia.

[22:49:32] Mikoolo Teh as in the misspelling of the?

[22:50:50] Mikoolo Fun Fact Thats Worth Repeating: Canada is the ones responsible for pineapple on pizza.

[22:51:20] Mikoolo irish666 the southern states had a very brit flag looking flag for a while.

[22:52:08] Mikoolo You dislike pineapple on pizza?

[22:52:29] Mikoolo Saltires?

[22:52:41] Mikoolo The diagonal parts?

[22:53:35] Mikoolo Palt

[22:53:58] Mikoolo Palt with bacon and butter.

[22:54:06] Mikoolo Food for kings.

[22:54:57] Mikoolo I can list the ones irish666 likes the most from each of those 4 countries.

[22:55:15] Mikoolo Tika Masala, Stargazey Pie, Pizza and Chow Meow.

[22:55:45] Mikoolo Tikka*

[22:56:08] Mikoolo amirite irish666?

[22:57:50] Mikoolo Never had it. Can't say anything about it.

[22:59:29] Mikoolo I only use mohikan fanners, wofmobile.

[22:59:43] Mikoolo mohican*

[23:01:01] Mikoolo Ah

[23:01:24] Mikoolo It's a silly name for pun'ish people like me to abuse, wofmobile.

[23:02:27] Mikoolo I remember when I saw some people in here? Or a different place talk about pillows.

[23:02:37] Mikoolo Found out later it was something something in coding.

[23:05:26] Mikoolo Win 3.2?

[23:06:20] Mikoolo Win 3.2 is more fun. It's pretty much Win 3.1 but released on the chinese market.

[23:07:44] Mikoolo \g https://i.imgur.com/5z0fCFL.jpeg

[23:09:16] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/LU1Ow4a.png *giggles in droid*

[23:10:52] Mikoolo \g would you? https://i.imgur.com/5VNZJXB.jpeg

[23:10:59] Mikoolo If she never removed the costume.

[23:11:12] Mikoolo And just unzipped the crotch area.

[23:11:19] Mikoolo Theres a zipper there.

[23:11:44] Mikoolo Just imagine it's your favourite spiderman beneath it.

[23:11:48] Mikoolo And tell her to stfu.

[23:13:10] Mikoolo It's only gay if balls touch.

[23:14:11] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/iisOCwn.png

[23:14:12] Mikoolo D:

[23:14:28] Mikoolo Almost as bad as the jar jar binks lolipop.

[23:16:47] Mikoolo ^

[23:18:08] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/2wWxMpp.png

[23:18:34] Mikoolo I get a lot of pussy from \g.

[23:18:43] Mikoolo And \g gets a lot of pussy from his wife, wofmobile.

[23:19:11] Mikoolo I sadly never saved any of the pussy pics \g gave me.

[23:19:55] Mikoolo Felis Catus, crovax.

[23:20:09] Mikoolo Also I like that darth vader cosplay I linked.

[23:20:15] Mikoolo Nice detail on the chest area.

[23:20:43] Mikoolo Nipples

[23:21:00] Mikoolo Ah you mean the breasts.

[23:21:07] Mikoolo Thought you ment the nipples on the breasts.

[23:21:42] Mikoolo mammary glands for producing a white substance for their offspring, crovax.

[23:23:16] Mikoolo If you searched "Elmer Fudd" and pressed "I feel lucky" you changed the spelling to how Elmer Fudd spoke.

[23:23:21] Mikoolo No idea if it's still there.

[23:24:43] Mikoolo Now you have to go to settings and change to elmer fudd language there.

[23:26:37] Mikoolo Thank you.

[23:27:00] Mikoolo That mop bucket is a lie.

[23:27:03] Mikoolo I bet it's plastic.

[23:28:07] Mikoolo There is/was a similar thing on Direct connect, herald.

[23:28:55] Mikoolo Looks like a chinese fiver artist drew it.

[23:29:11] Mikoolo Also, what app, irish666?

[23:30:42] Mikoolo inb4 it can reverse already changed pictures, irish666.

[23:30:50] Mikoolo Due to cloud storage

[23:32:23] Mikoolo Which filter did you use irish666?

[23:34:13] Mikoolo loooool

[23:34:22] Mikoolo It turned my chin beard into a extended chin.

[23:35:49] Mikoolo There, uninstalled it.

[23:36:02] Mikoolo I dislike having apps that requires access to my photos.

[23:36:57] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/RxDEG4P.jpeg

[23:37:09] Mikoolo My cat contribution for tonight.

[23:48:29] Mikoolo !ban ComputerTech

[23:48:54] Mikoolo imma slep

[23:49:05] Mikoolo Feck diz shiet bein' awek.

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