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[00:23:06] irish666 I took sleeping pills

[00:23:15] irish666 Still… awake

[00:23:47] irish666 They did “work” but not enough

[00:50:01] irish666 Your face is out of context

[00:50:15] irish666 I just bought some Scottish food

[00:50:25] irish666 Mikoolo

[00:50:30] irish666 Ahsoka: lul

[00:50:38] irish666 Shullup you look Scottish

[00:50:43] irish666 :P

[00:55:48] irish666 I still picture everything you say with a northern English accent for some reason Ahsoka

[01:43:40] irish666 Loool Ahsoka

[01:45:33] irish666 You should join us in a voice call and come see Ahsoka

[01:46:04] irish666 You’ll hear my grating voice lul or Intimidate by ComputerTech

[01:46:26] irish666 Discord on phone :P

[01:47:33] irish666 Or his Balls

[01:51:03] irish666 Okay well I’ll look forward to chatting with you one day when you can

[01:51:03] irish666 Sounds like a lot of anxiety

[01:52:38] irish666 I didn’t know what monosyllabic meant until now, not come across it before Ahsoka

[01:53:32] irish666 You would say that

[02:00:58] irish666 Lol

[02:02:10] irish666 Hmmm

[02:02:19] irish666 Script finished

[02:02:22] irish666 💪🏻

[02:02:47] irish666 …English

[02:04:07] irish666 I wrote a dirty script for the gf to record n read ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[02:09:26] irish666 No

[02:10:16] irish666 The closest I get to programming is when I set my alarm clock in the morning

[02:11:45] irish666 Haha phonekait

[02:12:05] irish666 I find that hard to believe

[02:12:39] irish666 Northern Ireland only stopped sacrificing virgins on hilltops cause they ran out

[02:51:45] irish666 Duuude

[17:45:19] irish666 Hello

[17:45:50] irish666 As long as it’s not autosexuals I’m good

[17:46:20] irish666 >Mfw it’s a not what I thought it was

[17:46:30] irish666 I thought it was car fuckers but instead it’s

[17:46:34] irish666 Turned on by yourself

[17:46:56] irish666 Mfw I thought everyone was

[17:47:06] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ today has already been full of discoveries

[17:47:40] irish666 What are the car people called

[17:48:24] irish666 German Tank exports on the rise 💪🏻

[17:48:33] irish666 Who needs cars when there’s no roads

[17:48:49] irish666 Leopards

[17:49:15] irish666 Uhhh 2s yeah

[17:49:18] irish666 Well

[17:49:20] irish666 Both

[17:49:43] irish666 It’s a sneaky little fucker and well made foxy

[17:49:57] irish666 We sent the chellenger 2 not 3

[17:50:24] irish666 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krauss-Maffei_Wegmann

[17:50:41] irish666 Yeah it’s quick and low and can do some nasty hill snipe shots

[17:51:14] irish666 Challenger 2 can survive a lot of dumb

[17:51:36] irish666 Didn’t one survive 12-24 rpgs in Middle East?

[17:51:52] irish666 Something like that

[17:52:20] irish666 There’s three tanks in Ukraine now

[17:52:24] irish666 Types of tanks

[17:52:35] irish666 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_2

[17:52:40] irish666 Has a tea maker foxy

[18:00:10] irish666 I’m back

[18:00:21] irish666 Login no

[18:00:52] irish666 Usually military hardware is ehh not overly overly complicated when it comes to a tank it’s usually sourced from home

[18:01:05] irish666 Usually it’s just Upgrades canons and optics

[18:01:33] irish666 Who? Uk and germany?

[18:01:56] irish666 I think Germany is building a tank factory in Ukraine to deliver them faster

[18:02:10] irish666 Or at least do secure Ukraine as a country still getting contracts

[18:02:18] irish666 So*

[18:02:26] irish666 Factory producing them

[18:05:12] irish666 The company who makes the tank said

[18:05:20] irish666 They’ll protect it with their systems

[18:05:40] irish666 https://www.businessinsider.com/german-arms-giant-build-a-tank-factory-in-ukraine-rheinmetall-2023-3?amp

[18:05:49] irish666 Yeah AA

[18:06:14] irish666 Yeah and they’ll have to even track tiny things now too

[18:06:32] irish666 Drones and birds are about the same size ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ poor ecosystem lol

[18:06:42] irish666 Mfw birds at the same time

[18:07:41] irish666 Well don’t get shit down sushi

[18:10:31] irish666 Like Spain doesn’t have 5 languages lul

[18:11:57] irish666 Why don’t you become a froggie translator for some copywrite work

[18:12:10] irish666 Could be a couple squid an hour

[18:12:20] irish666 Or page

[18:13:05] irish666 Don’t remind me of the crazy frog oh no

[19:04:33] irish666 I know nobody cares but

[19:05:01] irish666 There’s a 40-60% discount on sonicare products today

[19:05:08] irish666 So if you want a new tooth brush

[19:05:22] irish666 No I don’t think so

[19:05:30] irish666 Amazon login

[19:05:58] irish666 I’ve bought teeth on eBay

[19:06:32] irish666 Used Some are student study weird roots

[19:06:40] irish666 For*

[19:07:12] irish666 Studying dental h4

[19:42:33] irish666 Getting -40% off of toothbrushes

[19:42:51] irish666 Just picked up a new 9900 💪🏻

[19:42:57] irish666 Whatever ComputerTech whatever

[19:43:22] irish666 It’s still £170

[19:58:35] irish666 I have uh

[19:58:58] irish666 \g no 9900 sonicare

[19:59:54] irish666 Well sensodyne got banned there

[20:00:02] irish666 India

[20:00:27] irish666 Because they said on the box it’s sponsored or recommended by the most dentists

[20:00:32] irish666 And then India was like

[20:00:37] irish666 Yeah but those are foreign dentists

[20:00:51] irish666 That doesn’t count so ban or change. I don’t know if they changed

[20:01:22] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sounds like xenophobic dumbness since sensodyne is the best

[20:03:52] irish666 Oral B released the io10, but I heard oral b can be abrasive over time

[20:04:02] irish666 Cause of the swirling

[20:10:14] irish666 Login no sonicare has micro movements, about 64,000 a minute I think

[20:10:40] irish666 It creates a pulsing effect between the teeth

[20:12:51] irish666 It’s a Dutch company I think so it should be held up to the claims on the box

[20:16:28] irish666 They have a few settings such as if it detects you’re brushing too hard and you ignore the warning light it’ll turn down appropriately to the speed and hardness to minimise damage

[20:17:11] irish666 To gums, not usually as in, some come with a setting for gum care

[20:17:42] irish666 But healthy gums shouldn’t hurt with light probing or brushing

[20:20:45] irish666 Everybody was kong fu fighting

[20:21:25] irish666 Yeah I regret it

[20:21:45] irish666 Why

[20:31:25] irish666 I take it

[20:31:49] irish666 When you get prescribed it you have to make a racist Twitter account

[20:31:58] irish666 It says so on the doctors instructions

[20:32:39] irish666 No

[20:32:43] irish666 It’s just owned by one

[20:33:38] irish666 Just saw a mined child’s toy in Ukraine

[20:33:41] irish666 Jesus

[20:34:53] irish666 Well it’s left for children to play with and then 💥

[20:34:57] irish666 Horrible

[20:37:21] irish666 Yes

[20:37:46] irish666 https://v.redd.it/gvkpmhnsk1ya1

[20:37:49] irish666 Nsfw

[20:42:26] irish666 Nasty

[20:43:06] irish666 Lots of people don’t like war footage at work h4

[20:50:31] irish666 Mines aren’t war footage?

[20:51:02] irish666 Mikoolos pedanticness has rubbed off on you

[20:54:44] irish666 Lol

[21:05:43] irish666 H4 https://youtube.com/shorts/RtaKlHYZ3O8?feature=share

[21:28:21] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/fQvBL1R5nNs?feature=share

[21:42:05] irish666 .yt we rode horses made of sticks

[21:48:40] irish666 I used to write professional erotica and I don’t feel threatened by AI in that genre

[21:48:59] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so far anyway

[21:50:51] irish666 15% is magnesium

[21:51:06] irish666 I think it’s under my house

[22:13:18] irish666 At least I know my daily activities won’t be replace with AI

[22:13:27] irish666 FTW

[22:16:27] irish666 Yeah well

[22:17:10] irish666 Insulting you is my joy so I won’t let ai replace me just yet

[22:17:38] irish666 Plus I Haven’t worked out how to make it say maple-sucker yet

[22:28:46] irish666 Lool

[22:29:33] irish666 You know itll be banned in the uk cause it might provoke unnatural joy

[22:29:57] irish666 Remember the porn ban

[22:30:19] irish666 Of course you don’t cause you don’t live in the madhatters hat

[22:30:32] irish666 It got dumbed down to a thing where

[22:31:07] irish666 If you get a internet connection in anyway you have to prove you’re 18+ to the internet provider to unlock 18+

[22:31:15] irish666 Shit but a vpn fixes it

[22:31:37] irish666 Also this is 15 years of Britain under conservative

[22:32:07] irish666 We don’t really have a left

[22:32:15] irish666 And it scary times

[22:32:32] irish666 So I’m

[22:32:33] irish666 Lazy

[22:32:45] irish666 I buy a router and get it delivered with the card activating it installed

[22:32:59] irish666 Then I had to get up off my arse and go down to the store to show my ID

[22:33:07] irish666 Ohio?

[22:33:17] irish666 Oh yeah sorry

[22:33:19] irish666 Duh

[22:33:35] irish666 Man fuck these Protestants

[22:33:47] irish666 You show id and they unblock

[22:33:56] irish666 No it’s one off

[22:34:09] irish666 Well I pay for the internet

[22:34:13] irish666 So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[22:34:21] irish666 They know who I am anyways

[22:34:40] irish666 Yeah you can use vpn

[22:35:00] irish666 Also lots of American news sites block the uk

[22:35:13] irish666 Cause of cookie protection laws

[22:35:33] irish666 He also fucked a whale

[22:35:46] irish666 I think

[22:36:39] irish666 https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1079881353687191555

[22:36:55] irish666 “Tried ro join a secret Maori Whale Fucking club but the discrimination against elderly, bearded, Tagalog speaking white men, which runs rampant in New Zealand, caused them to mistake me for a well known tech personality, and i was soundly thrashed. Tried on my own and failed.”

[22:37:29] irish666 “Keep up. The Whale Fucking issue is widely debated throughout Polynesia. The issue is not consensuality, but the growing number of young men who are being drowned or crushed in the attempt to copulate with a Whale. It takes years 8f teaing to be safe and successful with thus task”

[22:37:51] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[22:38:01] irish666 Sounds reasonable

[22:38:39] irish666 “Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual”

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