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Tuesday, May 9, 2023

[00:02:43] MatCat Hi Hotties

[01:09:59] MatCat that will give him whiskey dick

[01:10:23] MatCat \g: I can roll you a nice bat

[01:19:35] MatCat crovax your in miami?

[01:19:49] MatCat find me a snake and hug it for me

[01:19:58] MatCat I wish I could take a trip down there to go herping

[01:21:01] MatCat find me a burmese and send it to me so I can save it

[01:23:18] MatCat Peorth: thats not what happened

[01:23:40] MatCat the burms specifically took hold because of a breeding facility at a zoo that was destroyed by I believe it was hurricane andrew

[01:23:46] MatCat not because of pet owners releasing them

[01:26:59] MatCat crovax: actually they used whats called a captured bolt device, sort of like a nail gun but instead of a nail it has a metal bolt that stays attached, and it wasn't even the proper method for doing it, that method is only used for emergencies, and your supposed to pith the brain as part of it, which they did not do, also that guy had a permit to legally have them, they changed the law

[01:26:59] MatCat and refused to grandfather his permit, then the state gave him 30 days to get rid of them, he had 134 I think it was to get rid of, was able to get rid of 100 of them in the 30 days (not easy to get rid of 100 16 foot snakes in 30 days btw), then when the time ran out they FORCED him to keep them as state property and evidence for a year, before they came to charge him with having them

[01:26:59] MatCat illegally, thats when they killed them, ALSO they killed one that was legal, and had $100,000 worth of babies in it

[01:28:45] MatCat its a tragic thing they did and hopefully it leads to changes in how FWC runs

[01:29:01] MatCat imagine how people would reaxt if they did the same thing to dogs or cats

[01:29:11] MatCat people would be up in arms, but snakes, barely anyone cares :(

[01:30:20] MatCat it made me sick to my stomach when I watched the video of it

[01:56:20] MatCat the lamest spam advert bot I ever seen

[02:01:55] MatCat not much, you?

[02:03:45] MatCat nice nice, doing ham radio nets atm

[02:12:39] MatCat ass burgers

[02:28:13] MatCat Kuro-chan: ham radio is an informal term for licensed amature radio operators

[02:28:48] MatCat I'm still waiting to try sheep ass burgers

[02:59:39] MatCat cocaine gives you aids

[02:59:56] MatCat lol

[03:00:44] MatCat https://apnews.com/article/06b1e70e16ff88d77147ecf494b3eb35

[03:00:54] MatCat AIDS, Sheep Viruses Said to Show “Striking Similarities″

[03:02:32] MatCat wooly sheep aids?

[03:03:04] MatCat wool is itchy though

[03:03:45] MatCat ducks are gay however

[03:04:20] MatCat I would assist in killing them but I don't like this version of it

[03:06:11] MatCat now that is gay

[03:07:42] MatCat I love that song

[03:10:12] MatCat footlongs

[03:10:55] MatCat End3r: how young you think people are? most people on IRC now are 40ish

[03:11:21] MatCat I'm 40 and remember when meatloaf was popular lol

[03:14:28] MatCat men are the best cooks

[03:15:30] MatCat donkey balls

[03:15:46] MatCat wait, wouldn't donkey balls be ass balls?

[03:15:58] MatCat IS THAT WHAT AN ASS BURGER IS?

[03:18:35] MatCat End3r: I am doing that exact thing wednesday

[03:22:36] MatCat I hate rice

[03:22:48] MatCat what crash

[03:23:07] MatCat today?

[03:23:24] MatCat oh, no didn't hear about that

[03:23:48] MatCat damn

[03:24:15] MatCat yeah was either a mexican or a tranny tthen

[03:24:29] MatCat or an antifa type person

[03:24:47] MatCat texas is 80% mexican so thats statistically the most likely outcome

[03:26:38] MatCat \g where ear pro when shooting :P

[03:27:16] MatCat I actually have mild tendonitis from driving in my left ear with window rolled down driving on highways

[03:27:21] MatCat oh well

[03:27:26] MatCat wtf its spelled lol

[03:27:34] MatCat :P

[04:33:27] MatCat marijuana

[04:35:36] MatCat laws against drugs are gay, civil disobedience

[04:40:29] MatCat don't get a medical weed card, it will disqualify you for firearms in almost every state

[04:40:43] MatCat :(

[04:41:07] MatCat firearms are an important aspect if your human rights

[04:41:52] MatCat technically the 2nd amendment doesn't care what kind of arms it is, could be a gun, a knife, a nuke, makes no difference

[04:43:28] MatCat indeed they did

[04:52:21] MatCat ski: my very first computer was an Atari 800xl, I actually got one a few years ago for the nostalgia

[04:53:56] MatCat I never tried a C64 growing up so I don't have the nostalgia for it

[04:54:52] MatCat the C64 was very popular in US

[04:55:05] MatCat the C64 was probably the most popular of the 8 bit computers

[04:55:41] MatCat I would trust chatgpt about as much as I trust a crack ho with aids

[04:56:09] MatCat yes there where a lot of systems, but the C64 was the most popular in the USA

[04:56:35] MatCat eh, I remember when Windows 3 came out lol

[04:56:42] MatCat as well as GEO OS before it

[04:57:01] MatCat yes GEO OS goes back to the Amiga I believe

[04:57:44] MatCat There was a version of GEO OS made on DOS that was before Windows

[05:00:01] MatCat yes ski it is, when it came to MS-Dos it was called GeoWorks GEOS

[05:00:09] MatCat and Windows 3 was based on it

[05:24:32] MatCat c word? cunt? cock? crack? cum?

[05:26:18] MatCat I am going to ComputerTech the crap out of you...

[05:27:10] MatCat when I got with that girl I made her ComputerTech hard

[05:29:01] MatCat I like it sideways :)

[05:29:38] MatCat has anyone ever ski'd with a jet engine?

[05:33:37] MatCat haha

[05:34:37] MatCat cunt their head

[05:34:56] MatCat how long?

[05:35:24] MatCat I prefer cloacas

[05:36:31] MatCat as a snake person I am very well educated on cloacas

[05:37:20] MatCat did you know snakes have a double headed penis?

[05:37:46] MatCat I don't think its related to the split tounge

[05:38:23] MatCat harry potter showed snake penis?

[05:39:29] MatCat girl snakes have a double vagina too

[05:40:37] MatCat the main purpose of the fork in snakes tongue is to have 3d directional detection using the jacobsons organ

[05:41:59] MatCat speaking of that, recently they did the first dna genome sequencing of a snake, and found humans share the genes for venom glands, just that ours is not activated

[05:42:50] MatCat I find it interesting that humans share so many genes with snakes

[05:44:23] MatCat I wany my snake genes activated

[05:45:22] MatCat can crabs get crabs?

[05:46:21] MatCat a thousand isn't very long for evolution

[05:46:50] MatCat although our intelligence allows us to modify our evolution so who knows

[05:47:28] MatCat evolution is driven by need, we have it too easy, so we are evolving to be weaker

[05:51:08] MatCat mel gibson, thats sick and disgusting

[05:52:01] MatCat everybody must get stoned

[05:55:43] MatCat yes ski weed

[05:55:48] MatCat traditional bud

[05:56:35] MatCat I feel sad for you login

[05:58:38] MatCat I like pink vaginas

[05:59:20] MatCat if they are female pink nipples, sure

[06:00:48] MatCat I don't really care about the size of nipples

[06:02:20] MatCat Syndus let me know before you go to bed so I can make sure snake dicks are fresh in your mind :P

[06:18:18] MatCat I have made a cup of tea

[06:27:03] MatCat Syndus what kind of tea?

[06:31:11] MatCat black tea isn't a good choice for bed time

[06:32:09] MatCat that would keep me up

[06:32:15] MatCat I went with chamomile honey vanilla tea

[06:36:26] MatCat its almost midnight here

[06:36:54] MatCat that is far too many timezones away

[06:37:31] MatCat Syndus remember, snake penis!

[06:39:58] MatCat there is wet leaf in that bag of weed, very poor trim job

[06:42:17] MatCat I may need a 2nd cup of tea

[06:43:04] MatCat you knackered your knickers?

[06:43:41] MatCat it is about that time to de-trouser

[06:44:32] MatCat .w 95565

[06:44:40] MatCat I don't think that temp is right

[06:45:03] MatCat its actually 49F

[06:45:34] MatCat lol

[06:46:36] MatCat thats too many decimal places

[06:47:10] MatCat its 70.1F in my room

[06:47:32] MatCat which is very comfortable

[07:01:24] MatCat Mikoolo ??

[18:20:13] MatCat I think new age was mostly europe

[18:21:22] MatCat weeniers

[18:21:44] MatCat I love pussy

[18:23:39] MatCat ComputerTech: thats rude of them

[18:39:29] MatCat I watched it when I woke up

[18:39:44] MatCat to call them 1911s is a bit... pushing it

[22:34:05] MatCat I is home from shopping

[22:34:32] MatCat I bet she was

[22:35:54] MatCat @chanrank 34

[22:36:03] MatCat ^ my chan will be top 10 soon enough

[22:37:53] MatCat foxy cute black racer :)

[22:39:01] MatCat lol thats a pretty typical adult black racer size

[22:40:31] MatCat mrinfinity: that would be a very happy day for me

[22:41:17] MatCat mrinfinity: I am a snake breeder though, snakes are my happy place

[22:43:09] MatCat \g where are you, the only place on earth that trully has no snakes is Antartica

[22:43:26] MatCat lol

[22:43:29] MatCat there are a lot of snakes there

[22:43:50] MatCat you will find garters in the middle of the city

[22:43:54] MatCat in parks

[23:32:06] MatCat girlz

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