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[03:07:06] Syndus You are such a butthole surfer you'll drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down a mountain

[03:08:25] Syndus Lol

[03:08:48] Syndus Leave it half off and cry

[03:09:02] Syndus Now call me uncle billy

[03:09:10] Syndus Get in the dishwasher

[03:09:21] Syndus Meat doesn't talk

[03:09:51] Syndus Stay there until I Unzip the dishwasher

[03:16:19] Syndus Hey under did you see that matrix butt lookingame alien a** titanium? They cut into my arm and attach to my bone that goes all the way down my bicep?

[03:16:41] Syndus * End3r I'm sorry man. This is mostly voice to text because I mean too much pain to text. I can't use 1ofmythumbs

[03:17:56] Syndus Erm sec

[03:25:06] Syndus https://ibb.co/cCn0H8g End3r , So I gotta wear a sling on that 1 and embrace on the other because I did so much with my right hand not being able to use my left. Arm that I got tendonitis so bad that I can't even open up a f****** window or wash my g****** hair without it setting me up the wall

[03:25:37] Syndus And that's with oxycotton and gabby penton and motrin and the regiment of a seed of medicine and weed

[03:25:52] Syndus Ty

[03:26:43] Syndus Yup

[03:26:57] Syndus Same

[03:27:36] Syndus Mine is very severe. It runs the whole length of my index finger and my thumb and the pinky both sides of my risk down to my elbow

[03:28:11] Syndus And then there's nerve damage in the left... We're working on that and I've scheduled gotta. Can't remember the acronyms that the neurologist threw at me? I made an appointment for the fourteenth next month

[03:28:45] Syndus No my strength is fine. It's just certain aspects of it of atrophy that I need to rebalance them out

[03:28:51] Syndus And I don't have proper muscle control yet

[03:29:07] Syndus Be back later

[03:29:19] Syndus And i'm thirty eight it says so right there in the f****** x ray

[03:50:38] Syndus Mmm, much better. I can actually type now.

[03:51:11] Syndus Oh snap, he's out.

[03:53:46] Syndus [21:30] (&\g) Damn all them pins > yeah

[03:54:07] Syndus I can still feel them settling in

[03:54:26] Syndus Screws

[03:54:51] Syndus In my humorous all the way up in the orbit about a ten count

[03:55:09] Syndus That's a two proximal scans and an axial image

[03:55:38] Syndus They also did ACT residents like remapping to try to see if they could mend it as good as possible virtually before going through with a procedure. But i'm really glad they got me in when they did because I sat with it broke for an entire month before I could finally get in there

[03:56:05] Syndus My age you dorks

[03:57:10] Syndus Lol

[03:57:30] Syndus Yeah don't let the broken bones fool you do. I'm like twenty year old skins stretched over forty year old pieces

[03:57:43] Syndus My way i'm saying I don't look my age

[03:57:49] Syndus But I definitely feel it

[04:02:30] Syndus Yo ski

[04:03:20] Syndus https://ibb.co/LCrvHDX

[04:03:20] Syndus https://ibb.co/Dfpcs89

[04:03:20] Syndus https://ibb.co/swsJSrh and this last one isn't really me, omgnowai, so similar but, no...just funny

[04:04:42] Syndus What exactly are you quoting?

[04:04:51] Syndus What are what language are you learning

[04:07:04] Syndus I'm sorry I saw the beginning of that conversation and I left halfway through it and came back

[04:07:21] Syndus Ca hadn't smoked when it started but I had when kept going on

[04:07:31] Syndus Lol

[04:16:55] Syndus I still need to finish cuphead

[04:18:09] Syndus Zack are you still very insecure about your cup size?

[04:18:48] Syndus That's what I always called difficulty with that game ,cup size

[04:19:09] Syndus Like the start of a level would be an acup and the end would be a d d

[04:21:05] Syndus Have you guys ever listened to gun ship or watched 1 of their really trippy videos?

[04:21:33] Syndus Would anyone care to

[04:22:01] Syndus It's music

[04:23:17] Syndus Ski throw this on the biggest screen you got in a dark room and listem

[04:23:20] Syndus https://youtu.be/Jv1ZN8c4_Gs

[04:23:48] Syndus There's lots of fan made ones like that for a lot of infected mushrooms music as well

[04:24:03] Syndus I'd watch it full screen if I were you

[04:24:18] Syndus Bbs

[04:34:05] Syndus Back

[04:34:57] Syndus By the way. The progressive legislation in the state is staggering at the moment. I still have to meet certain guidelines and stipulations and go through the right channels to get a green card when they already have shops and every tiny town. Around me

[04:36:25] Syndus Well where I grew up, We weren't even interesting enough to have diversity all we had was corn and cows

[04:36:42] Syndus We had like two half black kids in our school and they referred to themselves affectionately as the oreo twins

[04:37:05] Syndus And I didn't even get it until I left to go to grade school in a much larger city

[04:37:23] Syndus So the day I discovered marijuana was a very interesting day for me indeed

[04:38:07] Syndus !bang

[04:38:30] Syndus I require peanut butter for this jam

[04:38:59] Syndus Yeah def

[04:39:54] Syndus I've had a few assets in my day that end up psychologically bruised and emotionally damaged And they get so fixated on just the wall because they forgot to hang up the no one's on the other end

[04:40:13] Syndus *I've known a few acud headd

[04:40:27] Syndus *acid heads, sorry hands

[04:40:38] Syndus I really don't give a g****** about firearms

[04:40:53] Syndus Besides I already own a few legally

[04:41:18] Syndus Well which is it bare arms or fire arms

[04:41:26] Syndus Fire arms sounds awesome

[04:41:32] Syndus But then again so to bear hands

[04:41:47] Syndus Lol

[04:42:11] Syndus A length of wood with a nail in it?

[04:42:20] Syndus It worked on the simpsons when the aliens invaded

[04:43:00] Syndus They were trying really hard to reach To dip their toe in that political pool when I was younger everyone lays down their arms and aliens find it so easy to invade

[04:43:26] Syndus I think they ripped a lot off of the twilight zone though

[04:43:51] Syndus Do either of you play Is sea of thieves

[04:44:35] Syndus Any of the civ games by chance?

[04:44:48] Syndus Stellaris?

[04:45:24] Syndus It's the perfect multitasking zone out tool for me

[04:47:06] Syndus Skeet this is how old I am? I grew up play sim city on a compaq pressario running win98, refurbished

[04:47:22] Syndus And my first computer was a tandy an apple two and a c sixty four

[04:47:54] Syndus And I even had a phase where I played a lot of sierra games point and click adventures like myst and riven

[04:48:11] Syndus Actually the first time I played simplicity two thousand was for the p s one

[04:48:24] Syndus *simcity

[04:48:45] Syndus I do believe I was still finishing up the last half of eighth grade

[04:48:52] Syndus And it was fresh and the rental stores

[04:49:24] Syndus But by that time I was already playing things like final doom and resident evil two before they even introduced the dual shock analog controller

[04:50:06] Syndus What was the color palate the? Amiga was probably. Known for the. One who's magenta and blue? I forget what that scheme is called

[04:50:30] Syndus I'm probably wrong

[04:51:15] Syndus Is well like you remember monochrome chrome right

[04:51:38] Syndus The blue and pink version

[04:52:27] Syndus Ever played organ trail? It's like Oregon trail but with zombies

[04:53:49] Syndus Christ I used to have died of dissing Terry, and an all your base t shirt

[04:54:32] Syndus I was way into psx demos

[04:54:41] Syndus I still own a lot

[04:55:15] Syndus The tape deck was amazing

[04:55:43] Syndus It was certainly in mine

[04:56:38] Syndus My grandmother had me omg smh

[05:03:17] Syndus Skeet. Would you like to hear a cute story about when I got my c64 as boy? I was so excited to use it but I didn't know what to use it for so I looked around my grandma's houtells and found all. Of her magazines and categorize the ball and mind lying graphs pie graphs charts of like better homes and gardens and Oprah and women's world because I. Didn't know what else to use it for besides playing s***** games.

[05:03:27] Syndus *ski lol sorry

[05:05:00] Syndus I will say one of the biggest mistakes of my life was asking for a genesis when I should have asked for a super nintendo

[05:05:56] Syndus I can remember staring at that stupid 32X on Christmas Eve.

[05:06:15] Syndus No that's my fault. This is voice to text and i'm tired on prescription medication and i'm slightly stoned before bed

[05:06:44] Syndus I said I didn't know what else to use the computer for besides playing s***** games so I went around my grandmother's home and found all of her. Magazines and categorized them according to title

[05:07:07] Syndus And I was all jumping up and down like look what it couldn't do look what I can do

[05:07:18] Syndus You're not looking

[05:07:21] Syndus Look

[05:07:51] Syndus Yes same

[05:08:06] Syndus By the time I got a p s two I was playing a back catalog of super nintendo

[05:09:02] Syndus I was lucky enough to get refurbished nes and s n e s models from d k oldies way before they went to s***

[05:09:19] Syndus It's alright

[05:09:32] Syndus I have it on the x bone

[05:09:56] Syndus I think like skyrim and all of the old square P g's. I've probably bought a lot of them at least twice if not 3 times over the years.

[05:10:18] Syndus Did you know they made a japanese only gameboy advanced visual novel of silent hill one

[05:10:41] Syndus And yes they played the plucky guitar intro with that god awful soundchip

[05:11:17] Syndus It's terrible I love it

[05:11:43] Syndus See I'm the kind of guy that if I don't have anything else to do and I see a Viber is on TV hosting a movie called. Cannibal avocado women of the jungle i'm probably gonna watch it because of how terrible it is

[05:11:57] Syndus *Elvira

[05:12:20] Syndus Ski that's called a klaxxon

[05:12:32] Syndus All it really is as a vibrating screw Between metal plates

[05:12:53] Syndus I mean the small ones were at least the handcranks it's world war one s***

[05:13:58] Syndus I have always loved that woman

[05:14:28] Syndus An old girlfriend of mine that I had in high school used to drive 2 towns over to a laundry mat on Friday nights just to play an Elvira pinball machine

[05:15:02] Syndus When after you put in the quarter and you press start she go ooh don't touch me there and if you got a Dracula bonus these 2 little. Puppets would dance up and down and say monster mash and draculate it would say thank you boys

[05:15:29] Syndus I don't know why she waited so long to want to tell everyone. She was gay I mean we kind of know it's cool

[05:15:38] Syndus I mean I did at least

[05:16:06] Syndus It's kind of like growing up watching Zena water your princess. I might have been an impressionable use in 9th grade. But yeah I could take one look at lucy and go yeah that's yeah

[05:16:36] Syndus .youth

[05:16:47] Syndus *X

[05:17:21] Syndus I'm in lesbians with you

[05:18:23] Syndus I won't lie though there wasn't anything else on t v because I didn't have cable so I watched a lot of xena and hercules

[05:18:38] Syndus And start track the next generation every night before bed but I love that stuff

[05:19:21] Syndus Ooh I was a huge fan of stargate when it was on

[05:19:58] Syndus The first time I heard boy you are not ready I got all giddy

[05:20:33] Syndus I can remember watching kevin sorbo in some biopic about homer's odyssey that they made us watch in english class for like two weeks

[05:20:59] Syndus Hello

[05:21:30] Syndus Your handle pisses me off. I just brush my teeth and it sounds like a snack that I would really enjoy

[05:21:43] Syndus Kevin sorbo was the guy that played hercules in the t v series

[05:22:06] Syndus And lucy lawless was basically the female equivalent of the long running gay duo batman joke

[05:22:25] Syndus Except people were empowered by zena where I was batman and robin while they just beat up criminals

[05:22:55] Syndus I can remember c*** I read once like 20 years ago for no good reason.

[05:23:57] Syndus No you missed it earlier man. I went outside to smoke to c** my nerves because the physical therapy that they're put me through for muscle control and my nervous system makes it really hard. To text so this is all me speaking

[05:24:28] Syndus I'm trying really hard to announce the aid without sounding like a total fool

[05:24:36] Syndus Anunciate

[05:24:42] Syndus I have no idea I never trained it

[05:24:45] Syndus Lol

[05:25:10] Syndus I have to buy a new one pretty quick hearing anyways and I don't always import settings because I have to get used to new ones anyways

[05:25:36] Syndus You have dealt with drunk people myself

[05:25:40] Syndus Lol

[05:25:59] Syndus You meant what I heard don't look at me in that tone of voice

[05:26:24] Syndus Well that last bit was incorrect on purpobecause it's something i've been saying all of my life

[05:27:11] Syndus Don't look at me in that tone of voice, You met what I heard. My grandfather died when he was a little boy. That's why I have the ability to levitate birds.

[05:27:38] Syndus *meant

[05:28:01] Syndus On purpose

[05:30:54] Syndus Well, picking out something to fall asleep with is a lot like the logic of spending more time modding a game than playing it, lol or spending 20 mins looking for the right porn to bust in 20 secs to...lol

[05:31:39] Syndus Yes

[05:32:42] Syndus You're so weird i'm not drunk or anything i've already explained why i'm sound weird so in case mikooo j fucks takes another crack at me. Logs.

[05:32:56] Syndus :p

[05:33:57] Syndus [23:32] (&tr) [T] <login> "Don't look at me in that tone of voice" -> also seems confusing

[05:34:04] Syndus That's why I say it to make people c*** their head and go huh

[05:34:46] Syndus Cock

[05:35:18] Syndus COCK

[05:35:51] Syndus The cloaca is the k f c bowl of nature's fucj holes

[05:35:56] Syndus Fuck*

[05:36:07] Syndus Just pile everything into a single hole I can take it

[05:36:15] Syndus Oh wait no I can't there it goes

[05:36:30] Syndus Birds are gross

[05:37:04] Syndus I can't imagine some ravenously horny mallard just flying around with this drooping corkscrew d*** waiting to find some other species of bird to rape. Into the lake

[05:37:19] Syndus 🤣😂

[05:37:42] Syndus Go look at an echidna dick

[05:37:47] Syndus It has 4

[05:38:10] Syndus Actually know snake has a split tongue and a double headed penis because of harry potter

[05:38:16] Syndus *no

[05:38:29] Syndus Lol

[05:39:11] Syndus I mean not literally but they might as well. I want a bottom carter was trying to resume the role that sarah jessica parker played when she ground into her broomstick and hocus pocus

[05:40:18] Syndus Dude talking about snake dicks was not how I imagined spending the last part of my evening

[05:41:11] Syndus You will all be receiving a letter from my lawyer

[05:42:16] Syndus Somebody call bradley cooper

[05:42:32] Syndus And tom hardy

[05:42:58] Syndus I know we share a lot in common with cabbage

[05:43:02] Syndus About even joking

[05:43:10] Syndus I am not even joking is what I meant to say

[05:43:41] Syndus That's the funny part about it but we Have so many identical markers in our d n a to that of napa cabbage

[05:44:06] Syndus So we could be cabbage it's just that it's not activated yet we need my ranch dressing

[05:44:34] Syndus I want my crab jeans activated in the end all things become crab

[05:44:59] Syndus 🦀Crab people crab people crab people

[05:46:06] Syndus I can only imagine What a vertebrate species such as ourselves would look like in a thousand years or 2orthree

[05:46:30] Syndus No it's not that's why I kept amending the time

[05:46:47] Syndus Twenty five thousand is pretty good to see a fair share of genetic mutation

[05:47:57] Syndus Well my mind kind of goes to that b******* prometheus movie when he drinks that c*** and then disintegrates him into the water I. Don't think the human species? Will ever accomplish something like that. Ever? Again. Without some? Form of assistance we're too g****** lazy.

[05:48:35] Syndus Strong ducks

[05:48:42] Syndus They make strong ducks

[05:49:13] Syndus You can program shortcuts for any feature a vinnie app as a form of accessibility and developer options on this android device

[05:49:34] Syndus I'm rocking some third party stuff on here too to make it easier

[05:49:55] Syndus C*** c*** c** penis s*** f*** d*** mel gibson

[05:50:25] Syndus P**** boner b**** a** c*** waffle p*** hbarbara stray sand

[05:50:32] Syndus Barbara streisand

[05:50:42] Syndus See that one came through it shouldn't that word is evil

[05:51:08] Syndus Don't say its name

[05:51:27] Syndus I don't know i'm still i'm just having fun before bed

[05:51:40] Syndus I'm stoned

[05:52:24] Syndus Edibles 🙂🙃

[05:52:54] Syndus When my flower fades the edi kicks in

[05:53:03] Syndus Its perfect timing

[05:53:36] Syndus I'd do the same with my pt and pain meds, time it.

[05:54:36] Syndus Instead of popping one when I hurt later. That's miserable logic.

[05:56:28] Syndus Lol

[05:57:48] Syndus How are you alive

[05:57:55] Syndus This f***** doesn't even breathe

[05:58:05] Syndus You're a liar I knew you were a fish

[05:58:27] Syndus I would recommend you guys try marijuana at least once or twice

[05:58:40] Syndus Because there is absolutely nothing wrong with smoking a joint eating a f****** twinkie and going to bed

[05:59:14] Syndus What about the milk duds

[05:59:20] Syndus And the squeaky shoes

[06:00:00] Syndus Have you ever heard of a movie called kung pao enter the fist

[06:00:19] Syndus I'm answering your question with another question

[06:01:06] Syndus Kung pao enter the fit's a really dumb movie. That should never be watched sober your first time because it will make you laugh your a** off

[06:01:37] Syndus And there's a part in there where one of the guys comes up in a high pitch voice and says my nipples look like milk duds

[06:02:25] Syndus No it's a Kung Fu movie from the 1970s. I believe tiger Crane fist and bobbo to Kirk or Steve out of Kirk. One of the 2 just green screen himself in heat was the guy that popularized all of the Internet thumb movies in the nineties like Titanic and Batman but. The man

[06:02:46] Syndus And thumb tanic

[06:02:58] Syndus thumb man

[06:03:08] Syndus Bob odekirk steve odekirk

[06:03:45] Syndus No thumb

[06:04:05] Syndus .yt thumbtanic

[06:04:10] Syndus There

[06:04:23] Syndus I was in hs when those were new

[06:05:00] Syndus Lol I saw those in a library on first Gen imacs and g3's

[06:05:52] Syndus They are about as old as Joe cartoon and homestar runner

[06:06:26] Syndus Geocities, Netscape, ask jeeves

[06:06:53] Syndus .yt thumb wars

[06:07:15] Syndus ^^^ that's the biggest thumb he made

[06:09:34] Syndus Hey, would any of you feel up to joining a neat little cult with me in the morning?

[06:10:04] Syndus I still remember my homepage address lol

[06:10:53] Syndus Amdusias84_XATM_092@geocities.com

[06:11:30] Syndus That was my homepage

[06:11:59] Syndus Http://www.

[06:12:25] Syndus Quenya,

[06:12:29] Syndus ?

[06:12:44] Syndus Ok

[06:13:58] Syndus My first was at a dentist office in florida, the Sega channel and an angelfire next to it with a site counter with comments n feedback

[06:14:34] Syndus Ski, look up Amdusias real quick.

[06:14:59] Syndus Wiki

[06:15:09] Syndus .wiki Amdusias

[06:15:13] Syndus Bah

[06:25:14] Syndus I should make tea too

[06:25:18] Syndus Bbs

[06:30:44] Syndus Hmm

[06:30:50] Syndus Black

[06:31:52] Syndus It's after midnight, coffee, tea, a red bull, whatevs...a lil caffeine puts me out

[06:33:13] Syndus I'm atypical edetic adhd 40 yo 21 looking stoner sous chef with a broken arm....I do wierd shit from time to time dude

[06:34:05] Syndus 🫡

[06:36:19] Syndus And then here's this guy

[06:36:36] Syndus It's tomorrow over here too already. I'm not impressed by your time zone Mr. Fancy. Irish man pants man sir if that is your real name

[06:36:55] Syndus L o l be right back i'm popping out for my last puff before I lay down

[06:37:11] Syndus I'm glad you laughed at that irish because that's where my head space is at

[06:37:17] Syndus Bbl

[07:03:50] Syndus My friend wants me to stream the zodiac age from my xbox to one of my YouTube channels so I can teach him how to play because he wants. To learn

[07:04:05] Syndus This could be fun

[07:04:28] Syndus Well it's my old roommate actually and hes been trying to play it for a long time. But he said it's too confusing and he asked me to help

[07:04:44] Syndus I don't mind it's fun teaching I done it before

[07:04:51] Syndus I've done it before

[07:17:08] Syndus I find pineapple delicious and everything I use it and it's especially useful To breakdown meat

[07:17:18] Syndus Just don't ever try to masturbate with it. It's naturally flesh eating that's why it stings you tongue so much

[07:18:11] Syndus I mean you can but then again you probably shouldn't

[07:18:57] Syndus Hey have you guys seen what's basically the sequel to in bruge yet?

[07:20:18] Syndus It is when you use it like I do

[07:45:02] Syndus "Where were you on that one dipshit?" -B. Madison

[20:15:34] Syndus I had to go buy stuff for gumbo, forgot my client was running

[20:15:52] Syndus It was delicious

[20:15:54] Syndus No

[20:16:41] Syndus Yup

[20:16:53] Syndus Kewl

[20:16:59] Syndus I'll macro

[20:17:17] Syndus Maro

[20:17:25] Syndus MARCO

[20:18:43] Syndus I got one for ya, I saw someone who posted, what trend faded as fast as fidget spinners? I said the boomers with covid?

[20:19:15] Syndus A lot of ppl found it funny, many did not lol

[20:20:40] Syndus It was trendy to hoarde, trample, alienate, and deny inoculations.

[20:21:04] Syndus So....yeah I guess so...species just got stronger

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