IRC Driven

[14:26:06] & h4 did someone say german?

[14:26:27] & h4 hi foxy

[14:26:38] & h4 Mikoolo: greetings you ugly swedish cunt

[14:27:05] & h4 Kowal?

[14:27:25] & h4 just wanna make sure he is around

[14:27:30] & h4 in case trash needs to be taken out again

[14:27:39] & h4 hey Kowal

[14:27:56] & h4 :D

[14:28:01] & h4 my man!

[14:28:02] & h4 .w hamburg

[14:29:04] & h4 they are not greeting you back

[14:29:06] & h4 such disrespect

[14:29:11] & h4 i expect that from Bamse

[14:29:16] & h4 but from foxy?...

[14:30:25] & h4 there there

[14:30:33] & h4 we will bully ComputerTech later, ok?

[14:45:37] & h4 now i am offended

[14:45:51] & h4 Mikoolo: you gave me an "Appfelstrudel" earlier and it really pissed me off that you spelled it wrong

[14:45:57] & h4 politeness forbade me to mention it

[14:46:12] & h4 but now you fixed it and gave it to someone else

[14:53:45] & h4 lol Fensta

[14:53:53] & h4 immediately using the chance to call someone fat

[14:53:54] & h4 nice

[14:54:23] & h4 .appendtopic | RIP Mikoolo's 15 year-old chair

[14:54:45] & h4 my thoughts and prayers are with you and whatever remains of the chair, Mikoolo!

[14:55:29] & h4 it was an old chair

[14:55:36] & h4 these tend not to break after 1-2 weeks

[14:56:43] & h4 .cc weight of henry the 8th

[14:56:51] & h4 not current weight

[14:57:11] & h4 .cc weight of a whopper

[14:57:20] & h4 he was skinny

[14:57:36] & h4 .cc 28 stone in kg

[14:57:42] & h4 holy fucking shit

[14:57:47] & h4 fat piece of shit

[14:57:59] & h4 Kowal: from all the fighting?

[14:58:19] & h4 getting up too fast

[14:58:29] & h4 tipped over

[14:58:35] & h4 that poor thing

[14:58:42] & h4 it could have ridden him instead

[14:59:17] & h4 Fensta: getting to his weight certainly is a challenge

[14:59:22] & h4 there is suffering involved

[14:59:38] & h4 did some earthquakes happen around that time?

[14:59:53] & h4 oh dear

[14:59:54] & h4 it is sushi

[15:00:20] & h4 how are you japanese food?

[15:00:40] & h4 wouldn't that be 4H?

[15:00:51] & h4 meh

[15:00:54] & h4 i am fat

[15:00:58] & h4 thx for asking

[15:01:01] & h4 >:(

[15:01:23] & h4 Fensta: weight? It described hardness of the ... thing inside

[15:01:30] & h4 sushi-chan: it is

[15:01:41] & h4 but it also takes some oxygen

[15:01:51] & h4 i am mostly water

[15:02:01] & h4 .cc amount of water in human body

[15:02:04] & h4 see

[15:02:05] & h4 60%

[15:02:09] & h4 i am

[15:02:13] & h4 a wet one!

[15:02:36] & h4 i can't be a wheelchair

[15:02:41] & h4 if i ask people to sit on me

[15:02:44] & h4 it will be sexual harassment

[15:03:03] & h4 something in that wheelchair suddenly pokes me in the back

[15:03:18] & h4 Fensta: i am a wheelchair. Why does my face have to be the seat?

[15:03:28] & h4 i enjoy breathing tyvm

[15:03:53] & h4 no

[15:04:02] & h4 not a mammal

[15:04:23] & h4 you just opened yourself up for a huuuuge diss

[15:04:28] & h4 but i am too polite to do it

[15:04:33] & h4 also i like you and dont want to insult you :D

[15:05:13] & h4 damn

[15:05:20] & h4 you remind me of a former school mate

[15:05:29] & h4 he wasn't the smartest and his english was pretty much nonexistent

[15:05:38] & h4 he wanted to asked me if i ever tried coke (Koks in german)

[15:05:44] & h4 but he pronounced it as "cocks"

[15:06:17] & h4 ski: Grüß dich!

[15:06:34] & h4 Fensta: i heard people with adhd barely feel any effect from cocaine

[15:06:38] & h4 other than wanting to do more of it

[15:07:02] & h4 sushi-chan: did you know that cock actually is a male chicken?

[15:07:12] & h4 cock fights are not dudes swinging their dicks against each other

[15:07:30] & h4 yeah

[15:07:32] & h4 also in english

[15:07:51] & h4 .t en de cock

[15:07:58] & h4 but the internet knows better

[15:08:20] & h4 huh

[15:08:49] & h4 speak for yourself

[15:08:52] & h4 i haven't

[15:09:45] & h4 sneaky

[15:09:48] & h4 fucking junkies everywhere

[15:10:11] & h4 turkey the country?

[15:11:15] & h4 nein

[15:11:19] & h4 nicotine is garbage

[15:11:27] & h4 hi Hotties

[15:11:34] & h4 alcohol is garbage as well

[15:11:38] & h4 very destructive garbage

[15:11:41] & h4 look at ComputerTech

[15:11:48] & h4 barely past 20 and already drinking daily

[15:11:52] & h4 down to magners in a can

[15:11:54] & h4 pathetic

[15:12:40] & h4 but being an alcoholic does not seem to be that special around here

[15:13:18] & h4 Fensta: what did she smoke?

[15:13:47] & h4 Kowal: that is quite a lot

[15:13:50] & h4 did you sweat a lot?

[15:14:06] & h4 sushi-chan: no #drugtalk. As the topic clearly suggests

[15:14:09] & h4 THIS IS THE CUMZONE

[15:14:33] & h4 he is elsewhere

[15:14:41] & h4 we removed him from all the jizzbots

[15:14:44] & h4 there were complaints by the bots

[15:14:49] & h4 being overworked was an issue

[15:14:59] & h4 guys

[15:15:01] & h4 a moment of silence

[15:15:04] & h4 for the chair Mikoolo has lost

[15:15:06] & h4 :'(

[15:15:18] & h4 very impolite to laugh during the moment of silence

[15:15:32] & h4 i understand it's pieces

[15:15:54] & h4 i can feel your pain Mikoolo

[15:16:00] & h4 thank you for the Apfelstrudel

[15:16:13] & h4 why aren't you speaking french sushi-chan?

[15:16:36] & h4 as if \g

[15:16:52] & h4 see

[15:16:54] & h4 he fucked up already

[15:16:58] & h4 now Mikoolo has to talk to a translator

[15:17:28] & h4 sushi-chan: aber genau das ist das wichtige

[15:17:36] & h4 sushi-chan: als wollte ich mit euch Backpeifengesichtern sprechen

[15:17:42] & h4 sushi-chan: ihr seid bestenfalls zu meiner Belustigung hier

[15:17:47] & h4 sushi-chan: ich bin hier, um MICH reden zu hören

[15:17:50] & h4 *schreiben zu sehen

[15:17:54] & h4 you get what i'm saying

[15:18:07] & h4 ski: why would they be here then?

[15:18:17] & h4 i mean at least english should be known to even be here

[15:18:23] & h4 otherwise one is clearly missing the point

[15:18:47] & h4 ski: you mean he sucked off some african that then joined to speak swahili in here?

[15:18:59] & h4 sushi-chan: if you wrap your router in tinfoil

[15:19:04] & h4 the performance will increase

[15:19:28] & h4 sushi-chan: also the chemtrails might have something to do with it

[15:19:48] & h4 ski: echo chamber

[15:19:52] & h4 ski: MAGA and shit happens

[15:20:01] & h4 no

[15:20:09] & h4 the signal will be as strong

[15:20:17] & h4 if you are using a lot of bandwith on one device

[15:20:21] & h4 the other might be affected

[15:20:23] & h4 otherwise no

[15:21:06] & h4 sushi-chan: tell him to watch porn in 1080p instead of 4K then

[15:21:26] & h4 and what Mikoolo says

[15:21:36] & h4 he will sit there and bitch at the computer

[15:21:42] & h4 not knowing you limited his bandwidth

[15:22:22] & h4 ski: that requires a lot of devices

[15:22:47] & h4 nah?

[15:22:48] & h4 fern!

[15:23:53] & h4 that would at least require a disconnect Mikoolo

[15:23:55] & h4 dad might notice

[15:24:05] & h4 oh sushi you poor thing

[15:24:10] & h4 i hope you got it unlocked

[15:24:38] & h4 the amount of shit within MIUI is really horrible

[15:24:47] & h4 my sister has the same xiaomi as me

[15:24:50] & h4 mine runs lineageos

[15:24:58] & h4 hers runs the MIUI crap that it came with

[15:25:24] & h4 ads here, ads there, sign ups, share all your data consent

[15:25:26] & h4 horrible

[15:25:49] & h4 sushi-chan: that is not where babies come from

[15:25:57] & h4 i can see the confusion with most humans

[15:26:01] & h4 they seem like Arschgeburten for sure

[15:26:24] & h4 believe?

[15:26:38] & h4 no

[15:26:52] & h4 i dreamed someone punched me in the throat

[15:26:57] & h4 woke up because i had pain in the throat

[15:27:00] & h4 that'S not random

[15:27:07] & h4 .t de en schluckbeschwerden

[15:27:14] & h4 yeah great translation

[15:27:46] & h4 fuck zack

[15:27:51] & h4 he's a dick expert

[15:28:15] & h4 what?

[15:31:05] & h4 sushi-chan: what's with the penguins?

[15:31:10] & h4 can you even remember the last time you talked about spiders?

[15:31:26] & h4 yeah

[15:31:31] & h4 the guys with eight legs

[15:31:46] & h4 nightmares?

[15:31:53] & h4 you had?

[15:31:55] & h4 spiders are cool

[15:32:11] & h4 sushi and spiders eating icecream

[15:32:15] & h4 sushi and spiders on a swing

[15:32:20] & h4 sushi and spiders in an amusement park

[15:32:34] & h4 jesus

[15:32:37] & h4 poor spider

[15:32:40] & h4 you dream about enslaving a spider?

[15:32:48] & h4 time to let them have guns

[15:33:56] & h4 oh no

[15:34:00] & h4 it's that guy

[15:34:14] & h4 oh

[15:34:17] & h4 he probably loves it too

[15:34:20] & h4 being on a leash

[15:34:29] & h4 oh lord

[15:34:32] & h4 he wiggles with his dick

[15:34:33] & h4 o/

[15:35:21] & h4 a lot of sexual innuendos from you today sushi

[15:35:39] & h4 man fuck that dumbgoy with his multiple nicks

[15:36:02] & h4 i shall not touch dumbgoy

[15:36:30] & h4 his ever disconnecting and reconnecting nick however

[15:37:02] & h4 great soundtrack

[15:37:56] & h4 sushi-chan: ever had a dream where it felt like someone has entered your room

[15:38:01] & h4 and wanted to scream and simply couldn't

[15:38:06] & h4 because no scream comes out?

[15:38:33] & h4 yeah

[15:39:02] & h4 yeah

[15:39:05] & h4 heart racing

[15:39:09] & h4 a bit sweaty at times

[15:39:17] & h4 a bit freaked out

[15:39:21] & h4 checking the room for intruders :D

[15:39:35] & h4 i never thought about dying

[15:39:52] & h4 yeah

[15:40:16] & h4 that always freaked me out

[15:40:18] & h4 never sleepwalked myself

[15:40:22] & h4 but i have seen my sister do it

[15:41:10] & h4 easy

[15:41:17] & h4 i can drive a car drunk of my ass

[15:41:27] & h4 from inside the car it looks totally fine

[15:41:48] & h4 ^ my sister as well

[15:41:57] & h4 plus she approached my parents and said something about her pants exploding lol

[15:42:11] & h4 they gave her a light slap and she came to

[15:42:15] & h4 confused how she even got there

[15:42:37] & h4 !bang

[15:48:31] & h4 ski: when i was around 16-18 i had a habit of speaking while sleeping

[15:49:06] & h4 according to my then gf it never really made sense

[15:49:17] & h4 but i kept referencing what i witnessed over the day

[15:49:20] & h4 i thought it was funny

[15:49:31] & h4 sometimes i was semi-concious when she answered and fell asleep afterwards

[15:49:42] & h4 why am I a shark?

[15:49:47] & h4 sharks are fucking cool though

[15:50:02] & h4 hands off ski!

[15:50:05] & h4 nobody cuts him in half

[15:50:28] & h4 oh ski while smoking weed

[15:50:29] & h4 i get it

[15:50:37] & h4 no

[15:50:41] & h4 that would be the atmosphere

[15:50:47] & h4 there are multiple layers too

[15:50:50] & h4 you'd have to cut a lot

[15:51:11] & h4 glad he isn't an atom

[15:51:23] & h4 sushi-chan: don't

[15:51:34] & h4 that will only lead to greedy corporations using the clone to justify destroying the original

[15:51:35] & h4 for paper

[15:51:56] & h4 earth is unique

[15:52:01] & h4 the life that evolved on this planet

[15:52:08] & h4 s/evolved/was created/

[15:52:16] & h4 have to remember the americans in here

[15:52:19] & h4 they might get offended by evolution

[15:52:45] & h4 ski: we do have stuff at the lagrange points

[15:52:47] & h4 if we wanted to

[15:52:49] & h4 we could see it

[15:53:05] & h4 thought it was elliptic

[15:53:50] & h4 no

[15:54:20] & h4 you are in irc

[15:54:23] & h4 here are old fucks

[15:54:30] & h4 i mean apart from ComputerTech

[15:54:34] & h4 are there any people <30 in here?

[15:54:43] & h4 true

[15:54:48] & h4 but people my age dont usually play it

[15:54:59] & h4 my cousin plays it...she is four years younger than me

[15:55:01] & h4 not 30 though

[15:55:09] & h4 can't wait to rub it in her face once she turns 30

[15:55:16] & h4 !bang

[15:55:25] & h4 HEY

[15:55:40] & h4 alles klärchen

[15:55:43] & h4 und selbst?

[15:55:49] & h4 gut gut

[15:55:52] & h4 joa...

[15:55:54] & h4 das Wetter, wa?

[15:56:17] & h4 sucks to be you then

[15:56:26] & h4 we got 21°C and not a cloud around

[15:56:36] & h4 ja das ist wahr

[15:56:39] & h4 .w hamburg

[15:57:11] & h4 MAGIC: das perfekte Wetter um nach draußen zu schauen

[15:57:15] & h4 aber nicht rauszugehen :D

[15:57:31] & h4 altough i have been outside today

[15:57:40] & h4 and took a large detour to enjoy the weather

[15:58:14] & h4 you are living in france sushi

[15:58:16] & h4 you will be fine

[15:58:25] & h4 later

[15:58:32] & h4 don'T be

[15:58:36] & h4 just don't take a shower

[15:58:40] & h4 but even that should not be a problem anymore

[15:58:48] & h4 not running water

[15:58:49] & h4 should be fine

[15:59:01] & h4 don't hide under trees

[15:59:14] & h4 saw a video where three people stood under a tree during a thunderstorm

[15:59:23] & h4 no

[15:59:28] & h4 they were leaning against the tree

[15:59:33] & h4 the tree got hit by lightning

[15:59:36] & h4 two died on the spot

[15:59:40] & h4 the third survived

[16:01:42] & h4 my car once get struck by lightning while i was driving

[16:01:45] & h4 had a ladder on the roof

[16:01:53] & h4 there was a loud bang from behind

[16:01:56] & h4 but nothing happened

[16:03:41] & h4 damn it

[16:03:43] & h4 i hate cars

[16:04:02] & h4 absolutely

[16:04:20] & h4 that guy was also way too fast

[16:04:34] & h4 how about the biker?

[16:04:35] & h4 he didn't get up

[16:06:25] & h4 the amount of roads where people are allowed to drive 50km/h, actually drive 70km/h and there is only a curb between them and the pedestrian really frightens me

[16:06:46] & h4 also with two lanes it just increases the risk

[16:07:05] & h4 fuck cars

[16:17:16] & h4 not very often

[16:17:26] & h4 just doesnt make sense in a city

[16:18:13] & h4 with the amount of traffic it is just bothersome

[17:09:56] & h4 ComputerTech is currently on a mission to get drunk - as every day

[17:10:09] & h4 he may make his return later, barely comprehensible due to amount of alcohol consumed

[17:11:52] & h4 yeah

[17:12:02] & h4 sounds gay

[17:52:21] & h4 gun jesus?

[17:54:50] & h4 it's faster ;)

[18:05:31] & h4 häh

[18:06:35] & h4 Kowal!

[18:06:40] & h4 i think the trash has been acting up again

[18:11:16] & h4 wow

[18:11:20] & h4 he really can't handle pressure

[18:14:38] & h4 cold

[18:14:40] & h4 .w hamburg

[18:17:41] & h4 yeah

[18:17:58] & h4 next we get all the weird hippies and hipsters

[18:18:13] & h4 and those weird people smelling their own farts

[18:18:18] & h4 and the likes of piba

[18:20:59] & h4 who?

[18:21:05] & h4 hm

[18:21:15] & h4 hu

[18:21:17] & h4 h

[18:21:25] & h4 tja

[18:21:47] & h4 angenehm, h4

[18:22:06] & h4 that one? Meh

[18:22:10] & h4 it is still ComputerTech

[18:22:45] & h4 nobody has spoken about TorS

[18:23:09] & h4 lol

[18:23:13] & h4 which?

[18:23:21] & h4 uk then?

[18:23:49] & h4 but he totally fits in there

[18:23:53] & h4 as a linux expert

[18:25:22] & h4 you want his penis?

[18:25:48] & h4 ComputerTech: s/no/yes

[18:26:13] & h4 he takes tors penis in every quality

[18:29:21] & h4 nein

[18:29:24] & h4 fick seine Mutter

[18:29:35] & h4 yes?

[18:30:02] & h4 badum tss

[18:30:32] & h4 he flipped me off

[18:30:34] & h4 kick him ComputerTech

[18:31:00] & h4 ohohohoh

[18:31:02] & h4 now i get it

[18:31:16] & h4 like that?

[18:32:27] & h4 who?

[18:32:45] & h4 whoa whoa

[18:32:47] & h4 u so funny

[18:32:57] & h4 shut up ComputerTech

[18:33:57] & h4 but what if you bought the fride on the northpole?

[18:35:48] & h4 yeah that makes sense

[19:40:26] & h4 ugh a clicker

[19:41:54] & h4 gay

[19:46:15] & h4 that is a long way

[19:46:17] & h4 to find some penguins

[19:47:26] & h4 our MAGIC?

[19:47:34] & h4 hey Saphir o/

[19:47:51] & h4 nice

[19:48:20] & h4 stfu alcoholic

[19:50:06] & h4 oh boy

[19:50:10] & h4 that tongue is gone

[19:51:31] & h4 okay

[19:51:33] & h4 ban Syndus

[19:51:36] & h4 he gets on my nerves too

[19:51:49] & h4 nice

[19:52:08] & h4 but he will join and join and join

[19:52:09] & h4 and annoy

[19:52:16] & h4 see

[19:52:39] & h4 do it

[19:52:42] & h4 don't just say it

[19:57:51] & h4 oh yeah

[19:57:52] & h4 eew

[20:17:06] & h4 macro my ass!

[20:17:21] & h4 how dare you!

[20:17:43] & h4 yeah

[20:17:47] & h4 Marco sounds gay in my ass

[20:30:38] & h4 so

[20:30:45] & h4 who takes care of aloo_shu?

[20:36:31] & h4 what's wrong with snakes?

[20:36:39] & h4 ok who's gonna take care of Kuro?

[20:36:59] & h4 that is literally the third time he joined and i am sick of it

[20:37:04] & h4 ComputerTech: take care of it

[20:37:20] & h4 wrong

[20:37:27] & h4 pet him with your foot right out of here

[20:38:13] & h4 wasn't there a quote about you two?

[20:38:19] & h4 .quote search kuro

[20:38:24] & h4 .quote read 386

[20:38:31] & h4 that a cunt

[20:38:34] & h4 .quote read 387

[20:38:36] & h4 .quote read 397

[20:38:42] & h4 .quote read 394

[20:39:25] & h4 goddamn faggots

[20:39:31] & h4 if you at least were normal guys

[20:39:42] & h4 but some sheep guy and a skinny junkie that poisons kitties

[20:40:15] & h4 remember when he told you he wasn't eating properly and is way too thin?

[20:40:29] & h4 like a bitch that doesn't have anyone who loves her

[20:40:34] & h4 needs the attention of internet people

[20:40:50] & h4 oh, sad little socially awkward crybaby!

[20:42:29] & h4 quick, plug your fluffly buttplug-furrytail in your ass and get some reinforcing petting from the irish drunk

[20:43:54] & h4 *fluffy

[20:43:58] & h4 however that l got into that

[22:13:50] & h4 huh

[22:14:16] & h4 believen kannste in der Kirche

[22:14:27] & h4 huh?

[22:14:33] & h4 too american over there

[22:14:36] & h4 they just want my data

[22:14:39] & h4 and my fingerprints

[22:14:41] & h4 and my retina scan

[22:14:51] & h4 buy a flute

[22:14:53] & h4 tame the snakes

[22:14:57] & h4 make them attack your mortal enemies!

[22:15:03] & h4 i am colorblind

[22:15:07] & h4 they look somewhat gray

[22:15:16] & h4 no he's a bitch

[22:15:45] & h4 sticky situation

[22:16:08] & h4 not gonna lie though

[22:16:10] & h4 that is gay

[22:17:08] & h4 .yt how to train a snake

[22:17:15] & h4 asking the right questions here

[22:17:20] & h4 oh

[22:17:22] & h4 "not to bite"?

[22:17:23] & h4 pff

[22:17:24] & h4 weak

[22:17:41] & h4 just wait until the big snake comes around and takes care of your cats and chickens

[22:18:20] & h4 i gotta go

[22:18:22] & h4 my planet needs me

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