IRC Driven

[09:59:15] deadly lying cunt doesn't even ski

[09:59:51] deadly i know :P

[11:25:57] deadly huh

[12:38:52] deadly just had a random call off the hospital

[12:39:14] deadly they want to see me on saturday about my previous stomach examinations

[12:39:34] deadly its been months

[12:39:43] deadly so was abit suprised

[12:40:06] deadly :/

[12:40:22] deadly i'll let the baby choose its gender

[12:40:34] deadly i need a beer

[12:40:45] deadly that shiznit shocked me haha

[16:56:16] deadly .u rtft

[16:56:39] deadly no

[16:56:50] deadly not at all lol

[16:56:56] deadly guy was a pompous cunt

[16:57:13] deadly i miss reykenobi :(

[16:57:34] deadly my indian friend

[16:58:05] deadly hello my favourite austrian

[16:58:21] deadly :o

[16:58:25] deadly was he

[16:58:33] deadly reykenobi?

[16:58:52] deadly oh

[16:58:58] deadly yeah h4

[16:59:16] deadly i got kicked out of mosque for playing leap frog

[16:59:28] deadly while they were praying

[16:59:45] deadly lol

[17:01:39] deadly yeah

[17:06:39] deadly hi

[17:07:11] deadly .devoice Fensta

[17:15:41] deadly lol

[17:15:44] deadly Mikoolo

[17:15:56] deadly she just cut her self

[17:16:07] deadly i have cameras in her room

[17:16:21] deadly in her mirrors and shit

[17:16:32] deadly yeah

[17:16:40] deadly her room is a mess

[17:17:53] deadly she might have the same hair colour as sugar puff monster

[17:18:07] deadly can't see through her safety helmet though

[17:18:19] deadly horrible stuff

[17:18:51] deadly nope

[17:19:00] deadly can still get it

[17:21:04] deadly lol

[17:21:40] deadly does anyone click other peoples links?

[17:22:50] deadly yeah bitch

[17:25:28] deadly !bang

[17:26:03] deadly fuck ur camera and fuck you

[17:28:26] deadly oh shiznit

[17:28:37] deadly i forgot darts were on tonight :D

[17:30:51] deadly yeah Fensta

[17:30:53] deadly loads tbh

[17:31:07] deadly harder these days with the old mince pies

[17:31:38] deadly couple of my mates are shit hot

[17:31:50] deadly lol

[17:32:27] deadly love watching the darts more than playing these days lol

[17:32:39] deadly lol

[17:32:47] deadly gotta take out a 170

[17:33:10] deadly never been into gold

[17:33:24] deadly silly scottish game

[17:33:28] deadly hit a ball

[17:33:32] deadly go after it

[17:33:40] deadly hit it again

[17:33:46] deadly yeah

[17:34:00] deadly my highest check out is 157

[17:34:19] deadly t20 t19 d20

[17:34:37] deadly yeah

[17:35:05] deadly nahhhhhhh

[17:35:10] deadly far from it

[17:35:15] deadly very far

[17:35:17] deadly yeah

[17:35:32] deadly i got banned from super league though

[17:35:37] deadly no lol

[17:35:47] deadly not consistantly

[17:36:08] deadly pissing off a balcony in the pub onto a chefs head :(

[17:36:24] deadly i was a bad dickhead tbf

[17:36:39] deadly toilets were 10 feet behind me lol

[17:36:53] deadly the polished knob

[17:37:06] deadly somewhere out the way

[17:37:29] deadly had to go find a pub and sit on my own for hours lol

[17:37:42] deadly til the game was over lol

[17:38:18] deadly yeah deffo

[17:38:36] deadly im not as bad anymore though

[17:38:47] deadly yeah aslong as we didn't get charged lol

[17:39:10] deadly yeah lol

[17:39:32] deadly love a night in the cells

[17:39:54] deadly especially if they give you a pillow n blanket

[17:40:06] deadly lol

[17:40:31] deadly need to close my curtains....

[17:40:49] deadly theres a little in girl in her window staring right at me

[17:40:55] deadly i wanna do a bump lol

[17:41:15] deadly there we go

[17:42:02] deadly mate just sent me a pic of a big rock of cocaine on his scales lol

[17:42:10] deadly bang on 10 gram

[17:42:19] deadly fucking cock tease]

[17:42:27] deadly gunna have to get a gram off him lol

[17:42:41] deadly 60 quid ;)

[17:42:52] deadly mooch away bro

[17:43:33] deadly yeah

[17:43:40] deadly he does half for 30 lol

[17:43:55] deadly so a gram should be 60 innit

[17:44:05] deadly nice

[17:44:32] deadly yeah

[17:44:40] deadly lol

[17:44:49] deadly splitting it though

[17:45:02] deadly we'd have to weigh it out together :P

[17:45:25] deadly oh

[17:45:33] deadly sat together lol

[17:45:42] deadly i thought you meant i send it you

[17:46:10] deadly yeah man

[17:46:22] deadly bored :(

[17:46:36] deadly do you want me to go afk?

[17:47:17] deadly nope

[17:47:31] deadly lol

[17:47:58] deadly i don't smoke crack

[17:48:44] deadly \g is the guy with cheese burgers out of the movie don't be a menace

[17:49:14] deadly yeah

[17:49:24] deadly i said crack]

[17:49:48] deadly crack is made from cocaine stupid

[17:49:54] deadly its washed up

[17:50:04] deadly yeah

[17:50:22] deadly ofc

[17:50:42] deadly fucking americans

[17:50:57] deadly lol

[17:51:14] deadly so if you went to a dealer

[17:51:22] deadly and you wanted cocaine

[17:51:27] deadly you'd say crack?

[17:51:41] deadly when one is smoked and one is snorted

[17:52:12] deadly do the math you silly cunt

[17:52:17] deadly :)

[17:52:23] deadly brb

[17:53:08] deadly i remember my first beer

[17:53:28] deadly you just had it you black cunt

[17:53:43] deadly :P

[17:54:07] deadly do it

[17:54:25] deadly yh zero fucks given

[17:55:02] deadly try .akick add deadly

[17:55:34] deadly lol

[17:55:43] deadly thing is idc lol

[17:55:52] deadly i'll just cry to ComputerTech in pm :x

[17:56:00] deadly lol

[17:56:09] deadly rtft

[17:56:20] deadly lol

[17:57:33] deadly lol

[17:58:06] deadly thats happened aswell lol

[17:58:24] deadly i dared them to throw at my hand

[17:58:32] deadly while on the dart board

[17:58:49] deadly funny

[17:58:59] deadly i wanted to be on jackass

[17:59:13] deadly lol

[17:59:41] deadly nice

[17:59:48] deadly im gunna watch darts

[18:00:06] deadly laters dude

[18:00:48] deadly \g why so giddy?

[18:01:13] deadly did you n the mrs finally push the beds together?

[18:02:40] deadly excitable

[18:19:30] deadly chris tucker isnt gay!

[18:19:50] deadly he lovessssssssss the pussy!

[18:20:05] deadly yh

[18:20:16] deadly watched them again the other week

[18:22:46] deadly tee?

[18:23:04] deadly lol

[18:23:50] deadly never seen it

[18:24:36] deadly cba clicking

[18:24:48] deadly watching darts

[18:26:38] deadly the tuxedo

[18:26:59] deadly the spy next door?

[18:27:31] deadly round the world in 80 days?

[18:27:39] deadly :o

[18:27:45] deadly oh oh

[18:27:49] deadly shanghai noon

[18:28:05] deadly owen wilson?

[18:28:19] deadly nahhhhhh

[18:28:34] deadly is owen dickhead

[18:30:34] deadly drillbit taylor :P

[18:31:22] deadly yh

[18:31:50] deadly mr wilson

[19:35:44] deadly Mikoolo go get a beer

[19:36:03] deadly go buy some

[19:36:21] deadly or steal some?

[19:36:30] deadly pusseh

[19:36:43] deadly nice

[19:36:59] deadly cool

[19:37:07] deadly does he live far from you?

[19:37:24] deadly cool cool

[19:37:40] deadly will you still be online?

[19:37:44] deadly or

[19:37:53] deadly cool

[19:38:08] deadly i'll see you tomorrow evening maybe then lol

[19:38:18] deadly lol

[19:38:38] deadly do you drive Mikoolo

[19:39:01] deadly same

[19:39:07] deadly never interested me

[19:39:28] deadly my mum and dad didn't drive either

[19:39:51] deadly only one of my siblings drive aswell

[19:39:57] deadly theres 6 of us :o

[19:41:06] deadly lol

[19:41:16] deadly i drive people up the wall!

[19:41:33] deadly especially my family lol

[19:41:42] deadly nah shes nasty

[19:41:49] deadly fat irish hagid cunt

[19:41:55] deadly lol

[19:41:57] deadly oj

[19:42:02] deadly <3

[19:42:14] deadly uh oh

[19:42:22] deadly ive upset the tech!

[19:46:52] deadly Mikoolo

[19:47:10] deadly ComputerTechs mum is a milf

[19:47:31] deadly the mad thing about is even ComputerTech thinks shes hot the weirdo

[19:47:42] deadly milf?

[19:47:56] deadly you dunno what that means?

[19:48:05] deadly mother id like to fuck

[19:48:34] deadly yeah

[19:49:01] deadly did you find american pie offensive ComputerTech

[19:49:04] deadly yeah mikoolo

[19:49:21] deadly i heard millenials found it offensive

[19:50:08] deadly wtf is a zoomer?

[19:50:32] deadly hmmmm#

[19:50:35] deadly ahhh ok

[19:51:13] deadly yeah

[19:51:25] deadly .....

[19:51:34] deadly use ur fucking speakers!

[19:54:01] deadly i don't click links really

[19:54:44] deadly i was born in 1785

[19:54:52] deadly im 137 years old

[19:55:17] deadly i have

[19:55:28] deadly oh

[19:55:35] deadly lol

[19:55:47] deadly im old i have dimentia

[19:55:52] deadly :(

[20:05:18] deadly too many fucking germans

[20:06:04] deadly deichman

[20:14:08] deadly english you cunts

[20:14:18] deadly just rude

[20:16:56] deadly Mikoolo, notice how none of these german cunts are in uk because we whooped there arses twice in the wars

[20:17:30] deadly there were 7 german bombers in the air

[20:17:31] deadly there were 7 german bombers in the air

[20:17:49] deadly and the r a f from england shot one down

[22:05:39] deadly Dr_DICK you dick stop dicking around Dr_DICK you dick

[22:16:24] deadly :(

[22:16:30] deadly im weak :'(

[22:17:56] deadly pls stop \g :(

[22:18:22] deadly i do so well then let my self down :(

[22:18:52] deadly fuck it

[22:21:33] deadly i just let my self down

[22:22:18] deadly i go 5 days without beer or coke then i spent 100 quid on coke

[22:22:33] deadly yo

[22:22:39] deadly yeah

[22:23:08] deadly yeah i don't do coke without beer

[22:23:21] deadly yeah

[22:23:56] deadly i know

[22:24:40] deadly im off

[22:27:26] deadly im not on meth

[22:27:35] deadly i just snort

[22:27:50] deadly but enough is never enough

[22:28:14] deadly fuck off \g

[22:28:29] deadly weed is addictive

[22:28:52] deadly you get used to being zoned out

[22:29:21] deadly \g ur a dick

[22:29:52] deadly fuck off \g

[22:30:04] deadly <3

[22:30:16] deadly i was addicted to weed

[22:30:40] deadly gunna get another beer

[22:31:45] deadly even heroin MatCat

[22:32:32] deadly what are amphetamines?

[22:32:52] deadly i see

[22:33:16] deadly nah

[22:34:10] deadly ive been on cocaine for 20 years i can go without it its just when i do get onit i can't stop lol

[22:34:36] deadly yeah

[22:34:55] deadly my heart is fine because i don't do loads

[22:35:24] deadly im not an addict lol

[22:35:38] deadly i can go without it

[22:36:01] deadly just when i do get onit i dunno the switch off button lol

[22:37:08] deadly what you on about MatCat

[22:37:29] deadly whos murdering 6 people

[22:37:43] deadly be more than drugs that

[22:37:57] deadly example of what

[22:38:29] deadly you mean drug users?

[22:38:57] deadly MatCat you mean drug users?

[22:39:35] deadly lol

[22:39:56] deadly people under any influence shouldn't drive

[22:40:17] deadly people under any influence shouldn't drive

[22:40:31] deadly of any sort

[22:40:51] deadly brb piss

[22:50:22] deadly yo

[22:50:31] deadly irish666

[22:50:45] deadly you still in the cabin?

[22:51:16] deadly nice

[22:51:37] deadly ComputerTech ive had about 20 lol

[22:51:53] deadly nice anything decent

[22:52:36] deadly chill out noobs

[22:52:48] deadly yh

[22:53:01] deadly let me n irish666 talk

[22:53:29] deadly irish666 you back in essex?

[22:53:50] deadly lol

[22:54:10] deadly irish cockney cunt from essex

[22:54:47] deadly to much going on here

[22:55:00] deadly i might have to fuck off

[22:55:18] deadly the fridge lol

[22:55:41] deadly lard arse?

[22:55:49] deadly nothing

[22:55:56] deadly wtf

[22:56:11] deadly ive lost weight

[22:56:19] deadly fu niggaz

[22:56:46] deadly ive about 16 stone 6ft 4

[22:57:00] deadly just got a beer belly

[22:57:23] deadly my arms n legs are slim

[22:57:46] deadly just got a beer belly

[22:58:01] deadly i hardly eat once a day

[22:58:44] deadly yeast

[22:58:52] deadly thats my problem

[22:59:26] deadly still knock half of you cunts out

[22:59:43] deadly pussys

[23:00:04] deadly \g youve seen me

[23:00:20] deadly and admitted id fuck you up lol

[23:01:01] deadly i have a lot of black friends

[23:01:11] deadly and indian

[23:01:25] deadly but garon is my best friend

[23:01:46] deadly its french as he says

[23:01:55] deadly lol love him

[23:02:19] deadly \g

[23:02:47] deadly give me ur number i'll whatsapp you next time im with him lol

[23:03:16] deadly best mate you could ever meet

[23:03:28] deadly i don't believe you

[23:03:38] deadly dunno

[23:03:55] deadly don't think he plays games

[23:04:10] deadly but hes a top geezer

[23:04:42] deadly i don't play games lol

[23:04:47] deadly no

[23:04:56] deadly no drugs at all

[23:05:12] deadly doesnt even smoke

[23:05:40] deadly lol

[23:06:02] deadly ur still a cunt though

[23:06:31] deadly lol

[23:06:42] deadly brb

[23:07:12] deadly GK-KMFDM

[23:07:25] deadly you want a line brother

[23:09:42] deadly but drugs are good?

[23:10:12] deadly pussy

[23:10:29] deadly ur a snow flake lol

[23:42:24] deadly yo

[23:44:40] deadly gay

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