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[00:02:07] tr [T] * @jan6 hails jan6 also

[00:34:26] tr [S] <@Dragon> mullettech

[00:36:59] tr [T] <~Audi> sup hoes

[00:37:51] tr [T] <~Audi> man. This CFA has me so bloated

[00:38:42] tr [S] <@Dragon> damn

[02:20:10] tr [T] <login> it's ytp: youtube poop

[02:20:35] tr [T] <login> that is the term fo rit

[02:20:37] tr [T] <login> *for it

[02:21:28] tr [T] <login> you don't subscribe to youtube channels: good

[02:21:35] tr [T] <login> it's a huge timesink if you get addicted

[02:21:42] tr [T] <login> might have mistapped

[02:21:53] tr [T] <login> or, if on a computer, misclicked

[02:22:18] tr [T] <login> if you go to google takeout, you can get your youtube data out

[02:22:26] tr [T] <login> there, you'll be able to find out when you subscribed

[02:22:32] tr [T] <login> if you're curious enough about it

[02:56:24] tr [T] <login> photo of chicken dinner, MatCat?

[03:01:45] tr [T] <login> oven

[03:02:21] tr [T] <login> i wonder how restaurants can get those

[03:03:03] tr [T] <login> not even close to 1/3rd though

[03:03:12] tr [T] <login> india+china would be 1/3rd

[03:16:53] tr [T] <login> they messed up the rain sound distribution

[03:17:25] tr [T] <login> but understand getting rain right is not value for money spent doing it

[03:17:30] tr [T] <login> money or time

[03:17:43] tr [T] <login> the game devs are overworked

[03:18:17] tr [T] <login> you know what they say, the size difference between your index and middle finger is proportional to a certain other appendage

[03:19:25] tr [T] <login> actually, it's a different ratio

[03:19:42] tr [T] <login> ratio of length of index finger to ring finger is inversely proportional to appendage size

[03:20:25] tr [T] <login> oh nice, so you don't use the mini version of the phone?

[03:20:44] tr [T] <login> what about a netbook laptop?

[03:21:03] tr [T] <login> macbook (the discontinued one)?

[03:21:48] tr [T] <login> usually you revert to the mean

[03:22:01] tr [T] <login> aka a pissing contest

[03:22:02] tr [T] <login> !bang

[03:22:14] tr [T] <login> yes, the size of the middle toe

[03:22:19] tr [T] <login> i mean, shoe size*

[03:22:38] tr [T] <login> is that UK 10?

[03:22:58] tr [T] <login> mine is 8

[03:23:01] tr [T] <login> uk 8

[03:23:17] tr [T] <login> for female?

[03:23:32] tr [T] <login> for a tall woman?

[03:23:51] tr [T] <login> how does she balance?

[03:24:08] tr [T] <login> that is short

[03:24:16] tr [T] <login> but normalised for height?

[03:24:39] tr [T] <login> foot size is not in the 23rd pair of chromosomes though, right?

[03:24:55] tr [T] <login> what about for a 5 feet 9.5 inch woman?

[03:25:11] tr [T] <login> yeah

[03:25:26] tr [T] <login> which is what i have

[03:25:40] tr [T] <login> there are women who are that tall though

[03:26:43] tr [T] <login> but 6' is the minimum qualification, isn't it?

[03:26:53] tr [T] <login> aren't you 6' too, ComputerTech?

[03:26:57] tr [T] <login> for being eligible

[03:29:11] tr [T] <login> how do you find shoes?

[03:29:48] tr [T] <login> why aren't you happy with 6'?

[03:30:18] tr [T] <login> you know, being too tall isn't good?

[03:31:12] tr [T] <login> yeah, it's the perfect height

[03:31:52] tr [T] <login> i say no

[03:32:02] tr [T] <login> don't drink twice in two days

[03:32:04] tr [T] <login> golden rule

[03:32:25] tr [T] <login> you'll go over 50% then

[03:32:52] tr [T] <login> well, preaching to the choir isn't exactly effective

[03:33:05] tr [T] <login> you could take some liver-healing supplements too, if need be

[03:34:26] tr [T] <login> wouldn't that look like a back brace or corset?

[03:34:41] tr [T] <login> that pressure unit though

[03:34:55] tr [T] <login> 1011 mb = millibar?

[03:35:19] tr [T] <login> they didn't use atm, bar/kPa or Pa

[03:35:51] tr [T] <login> do you know, if you connect via irccloud, they could log your messages?

[03:36:26] tr [T] <login> does a flu vaccine work?

[03:37:01] tr [T] <login> wow, Kuro-chan is head over heels for you

[03:37:09] tr [T] <login> why, Kuro-chan?

[03:37:18] tr [T] <login> ComputerTech lol

[03:37:26] tr [T] <login> did you get chicken pox?

[03:37:43] tr [T] <login> that sounds like sarcasm to me. why does he deserve so much praise?

[03:37:56] tr [T] <login> more than doctors and aid workers?

[03:38:34] tr [T] <login> they can't require the flu vaccine

[03:38:53] tr [T] <login> but for longer-term immigration, yes

[03:39:01] tr [T] <login> irc_standardnick: pakistan and?

[03:39:11] tr [T] <login> so adjacent neighbours

[03:39:40] tr [T] <login> it's okay if everyone around you is vaccinated, but if those strains show up in public, the non-vaccinated are at risk

[03:39:58] tr [T] <login> don't travel too far around, ComputerTech

[03:40:13] tr [T] <login> like, don't go to Asia

[03:40:22] tr [T] <login> or you might find yourself at risk

[03:41:39] tr [T] <login> do they require proof of vaccination or just a declaration?

[04:23:15] tr [T] <login> why do botanists have to write the canonical description in latin?

[04:24:01] tr [T] <login> css sprites was the first time i had heard of sprites

[04:24:26] tr [T] <login> are the prices not listed?

[04:25:42] tr [T] <login> so you're in thailand then, MatCat?

[04:25:50] tr [T] <login> is it not illegal to not display prices?

[04:26:33] tr [T] <login> well, i guess differential pricing is an economic possibility

[04:27:18] tr [T] <login> i guess your liquor store doesn't have you as an everyday customer, MatCat

[04:27:37] tr [T] <login> when he charged you the random "leet" price of 13.37

[04:27:45] tr [T] <login> you could have kept it back

[04:28:06] tr [T] <login> ^ they know

[04:28:56] tr [T] <login> imagine running a store without any displayed prices

[04:29:03] tr [T] <login> ^ definitely

[04:29:33] tr [T] <login> it's 5 in the morning, ComputerTech

[04:29:37] tr [T] <login> how are you going to get to work?

[04:30:01] tr [T] <login> you'll get charged higher MatCat, if you ask first

[04:30:10] tr [T] <login> When he states a price of 13.37, you give him what you think is the fair price

[04:30:22] tr [T] <login> He won't protest it if it's just a few dollars

[04:32:28] tr [T] <login> pure ownwage?

[04:32:34] tr [T] <login> *ownage

[04:32:47] tr [T] <login> why is your bicep paining, ct?

[04:33:47] tr [T] <login> ComputerTech: do you know Kuro-chan in real life?

[04:34:37] tr [T] <login> how will they know it's you and not someone pretending to be you?

[04:37:57] tr [T] <login> you should share a public key here that you hold the private key to

[04:38:03] tr [T] <login> if you sign a message with the private key, we'll know it's you

[04:38:13] tr [T] <login> unless you distribute the private key

[04:38:31] tr [T] <login> USB stick or yubikey?

[04:39:27] tr [T] <login> lol, get a proper hardware key

[04:39:38] tr [T] <login> a file on a usb with no copy is not safe from being lost

[04:40:13] tr [T] <login> how did you make copies without connecting to a computer?

[04:41:00] tr [T] <login> there are killer usb sticks

[04:41:06] tr [T] <login> they'll fry the computer as soon as you connect them

[04:41:26] tr [T] <login> yes, Kuro-chan, i copied what you said without giving you credit

[04:41:37] tr [T] <login> but frying a computer is not the same as blowing it up

[04:42:01] tr [T] <login> Kuro-chan: you mean plagiarism

[04:42:19] tr [T] <login> all the better for identity purposes

[04:42:29] tr [T] <login> *identity-protection

[04:42:49] tr [T] <login> How do you make copies of your usb stick, i wonder

[04:43:01] tr [T] <login> without connecting to a computer and copying the file

[04:43:33] tr [T] <login> Kuro-chan is more impressive so far than ComputerTech in computer technology

[04:43:47] tr [T] <login> yes, of course

[04:44:00] tr [T] <login> you build the code, graphics and even music

[04:44:06] tr [T] <login> it's not just web dev, it's game dev

[04:44:26] tr [T] <login> ComputerTech: does it have graphics?

[04:44:36] tr [T] <login> how do you detect touchpad gestures, Kuro-chan?

[04:45:20] tr [T] <login> Making graphics, writing code, writing music - those are three different skills

[04:46:22] tr [T] <login> backend programming is not that simple: involves writing algorithms and knowing how to store data (data structures)

[04:46:54] tr [T] <login> ComputerTech: are you on leetcode?

[04:47:29] tr [T] <login> you should get on there, or try project euler

[04:47:40] tr [T] <login> if you can get through those, then you can do programming professionally

[04:49:25] tr [T] <login> did you make the resource editor?

[04:49:43] tr [T] <login> how can a browser play such sounds without lots and lots of sine waves?

[04:49:56] tr [T] <login> did you make your own instruments?

[04:50:12] tr [T] <login> so plagiarised the rest/

[04:50:27] tr [T] <login> oh yeah, i know those

[04:51:07] tr [T] <login> one person i know who was good at those, on irc in fact, now works for a company that scans the internet for objectionable material

[04:51:12] tr [T] <login> for law enforcement purposes

[04:51:30] tr [T] <login> he also made some really cool terminal-based multiplayer games

[04:51:57] tr [T] <login> how do you get timbre in your sounds in the browser?

[04:52:20] tr [T] <login> it's not a pure tone right?

[04:52:27] tr [T] <login> it's not like a whistle

[04:52:51] tr [T] * @herald looks at login

[04:53:08] tr [T] * @herald sprays login with lysol

[04:53:42] tr [T] <login> herald: why?

[04:53:54] tr [T] <@herald> just sayin allo login

[04:53:56] tr [T] <@herald> bored

[04:53:57] tr [T] <login> hello herald

[04:54:20] tr [T] <login> do you generate noise in js?

[04:54:21] tr [T] <@herald> login did you load up any of them big leecher count things

[04:55:03] tr [T] <login> it might have been copied from there

[04:55:13] tr [T] <login> so, how do you compress it all?

[04:55:27] tr [T] <login> i assume it's not hardcoded to save space

[04:55:40] tr [T] <login> so it will be different noise every time, right?

[04:55:54] tr [T] <login> herald: no, i did not load up any of the big leecher count things

[04:56:04] tr [T] <@herald> well shit

[04:56:07] tr [T] <login> !bang

[04:56:32] tr [T] <login> ^ yes, i guess that is true

[04:56:41] tr [T] <login> what about instrument?

[04:57:13] tr [T] <login> it's incredible that just those four can generate such a wide variety of sounds

[04:57:27] tr [T] <login> how come SID doesn't have sine

[04:57:37] tr [T] <login> sine is the easiest one to make

[04:58:23] tr [T] <login> how do you decide on the notes?

[04:58:49] tr [T] <login> tunes

[04:59:29] tr [T] <login> ComputerTech: Kuro-chan is not just a 'techy', but a full-on artist

[04:59:58] tr [T] <login> do you hum while setting it on the computer?

[05:00:12] tr [T] <login> or can you pick notes perfectly?

[05:00:24] tr [T] <login> ski: how do you have a cup that can hold a spider?

[05:00:38] tr [T] <login> well, that is really good Kuro-chan

[05:00:48] tr [T] <login> i took vocal lessons too, but i know i don't have perfect pitch

[05:01:10] tr [T] <login> i cannot identify the note without a base to count up from

[05:01:31] tr [T] <login> how did you prevent the spider from falling out the bottom when you picked the cup back up, ski?

[05:01:41] tr [T] <login> 3 years over irc?

[05:02:26] tr [T] <login> i should try that next time

[05:02:29] tr [T] <login> newspaper + cup

[05:02:53] tr [T] <login> you worked on this rpg for over 3 years?

[05:03:06] tr [T] <login> or just bits and pieces over time, ready to reuse for future submissions?

[05:03:48] tr [T] <login> is it ready now or do you want to add things?

[05:04:11] tr [T] <login> they don't take web stuff in?

[05:04:26] tr [T] <login> how will you make it an executable without going over 128kb?

[05:05:02] tr [T] <login> what was the original challenge?

[05:05:12] tr [T] <login> how is it being judged?

[05:05:38] tr [T] <login> Kuro-chan is so cool

[05:06:09] tr [T] <login> NiniGeo2: yeah, i thought the code would have to be hand-translated into C

[05:06:24] tr [T] <login> glass jar with envelope?

[05:06:53] tr [T] <login> If you ask your music professor if they can do what Kuro-chan has done, the answer is no

[05:07:04] tr [T] <login> If you ask your CS teacher if they can do what Kuro-chan has done, the answer is no

[05:07:42] tr [T] <login> it feels like zelda

[05:08:10] tr [T] <login> Where are you publishing the executable?

[05:08:22] tr [T] <login> gogs?

[05:08:41] tr [T] <login> it's just a dat file isn't it?

[05:09:06] tr [T] <login> decide on a fixed length for metadata

[05:09:24] tr [T] <login> [length of resource][type of resource][resource data...]

[05:09:43] tr [T] <login> and a table at the beginning to index into the rest of the file

[05:09:57] tr [T] <login> [resource number][offset in file where resource starts]

[05:10:09] tr [T] <login> oh, i see

[05:10:15] tr [T] <login> how do you compress it?

[05:10:27] tr [T] <login> just zip or by hand?

[05:11:03] tr [T] <login> are you using 256 colours or rgb?

[05:11:04] tr [T] <login> !bang

[05:11:08] tr [T] <login> !reload

[05:11:09] tr [T] <login> !bang

[05:11:12] tr [T] <login> !bang

[05:11:13] tr [T] <login> !bang

[05:11:39] tr [T] <login> what do you do with the 16th bit?

[05:12:35] tr [T] <login> 2^15 colours

[05:13:36] tr [T] <login> you could use it to mean something else in colour

[05:48:22] tr [T] <login> MatCat: I studied electrical engineering too lol

[05:50:13] tr [T] <login> MatCat: games do take away one's life energy

[06:49:07] tr [T] <login> \g: oh no

[06:49:43] tr [T] <login> I guess they think the only way to incentivise you to dedicate your full time to the company in the absence of KPIs is through essentially a jail

[06:50:03] tr [T] <login> !bang

[06:50:51] tr [T] <login> How is the cost of real-estate near the office?

[06:51:48] tr [T] <login> \g: it's better than getting outsourced to bangladesh

[08:00:21] tr [T] <login> alright, so ComputerTech, are you dave?

[08:01:16] tr [T] <login> I liked the japanese pronunciation of computertech

[08:40:38] tr [T] * @herald looks at MAGIC

[09:20:38] tr [T] <login> hello irish666

[09:20:47] tr [T] <login> how's the day been going?

[11:55:39] tr [T] <login> ComputerTech will find it for sure

[12:00:09] tr [T] <login> meta

[12:03:10] tr [T] <login> i don't want to open that youtube video

[12:03:21] tr [T] <login> why watch interactions that make one sad?

[12:03:41] tr [T] <login> real life is painful as it is (for most people)

[12:03:56] tr [T] <login> maybe it's all fun and games for trust fund babies

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