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Friday, May 12, 2023
[00:00:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
[00:00:04] MatCat to never have done a field sobriety test?
[00:00:08] \g Yes
[00:00:14] MatCat I dunno, most people I know have had to do them
[00:00:44] \g Gotta stop hanging with degens
[00:01:02] MatCat life is boring if you just stay in the lines
[00:04:57] irish666 .yt sweeney would blink and rats would scuttle
[00:04:57] Internets :: YouTube The Ballad of Sweeney Todd :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn47ovGknDM (03:03) :: Views 69,023 :: Rating [+] 316 likes [+] 316 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[00:11:49] * Rizon set mode +o million
[00:11:49] * million joined #computertech
[00:11:55] Angel MAGIC: welcome back ComputerTech?
[00:16:58] ComputerTech $tell MAGIC bad MAGIC for using $tell for over hours in advanced :|
[00:16:59] Angel ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when MAGIC is around.
[00:17:35] Rizon [Zack] YOU SPOONY BARD!!!
[00:17:35] * Rizon set mode +h Zack
[00:17:35] * Zack joined #computertech
[00:17:45] deadly oi oi
[00:17:48] ComputerTech sup
[00:17:54] * ComputerTech slaps Audi
[00:17:58] million suppp
[00:17:58] ComputerTech wake up
[00:18:03] deadly not much
[00:18:09] * Zack shmimble narts his floof floof.
[00:18:14] ComputerTech chilling, drinking a few
[00:18:17] ComputerTech working on some code
[00:26:18] phonekait deadly: you salad tosser
[00:27:23] Hotties hi phonekait deadly Zack
[00:27:38] phonekait Hotties: ❤️❤️❤️
[00:28:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:28:03] million !bang
[00:28:03] DuckHunt million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.482s, which makes you a total of 369 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[00:28:07] Hotties hi million
[00:28:59] * Rizon set mode +h Zack_
[00:29:00] * Zack_ joined #computertech
[00:29:11] million hi
[00:29:13] million !
[00:30:34] Peorth .badwords list
[00:32:25] * Winder joined #computertech
[00:33:27] * LimitServ set mode +l 220
[00:34:45] Hotties hi Peorth
[00:35:24] ComputerTech .badwords list
[00:35:28] ComputerTech huh
[00:35:37] ComputerTech peorth tricked me into a false command
[00:35:38] ComputerTech (╥﹏╥)
[00:35:54] Hotties hi ComputerTech
[00:36:00] ComputerTech o/ Hotties
[00:36:44] deadly oi oi
[00:37:28] deadly ComputerTech time you calling it
[00:37:38] ComputerTech deadly: mmm?
[00:37:51] deadly you still drinking lol
[00:38:07] ComputerTech ye
[00:38:08] ComputerTech ;P
[00:38:09] ComputerTech you?
[00:38:22] Dr_DICK Lmao
[00:38:23] deadly with ur ginger hair lol
[00:38:50] phonekait You two drink alcohol like a fish in a lake
[00:38:52] ComputerTech smh discord dm so i'll show you my light blonde hair
[00:38:58] deadly ComputerTechs mum is a milf
[00:39:00] irish666 Back from the fridge already deadly? It’s only been 2 hours
[00:39:24] phonekait irish666: you know he's gotta stop, do a line of coke, then wank
[00:39:26] ComputerTech nvm i cant be bothered rn
[00:39:33] irish666 Cry wank
[00:39:38] ComputerTech huh
[00:39:47] deadly fuck off phonekait
[00:39:55] phonekait No thanks deadly I prefer men
[00:40:03] deadly im good at the minute
[00:40:17] Dr_DICK Don't crywank into your beer m8
[00:40:20] phonekait irish666: I thought crywanking was what ComputerTech did since he can't get a female
[00:40:32] * ComputerTech runs after phonekait
[00:40:34] irish666 Female what? Human?
[00:40:41] phonekait Not sure tbh
[00:40:42] deadly lol
[00:40:46] ComputerTech :|
[00:41:00] irish666 He’s trying to find himself a nice DUP girl
[00:41:03] deadly wouldn't mind i get a bang haha
[00:41:07] phonekait Dup?
[00:41:20] phonekait deadly: only thing you bang is your toe into the wall
[00:41:31] deadly im a bear
[00:41:35] irish666 These loons
[00:41:43] deadly bitches like a monster
[00:41:44] phonekait No, you're barely tolerable.
[00:41:52] phonekait Difference.
[00:42:06] deadly you would
[00:42:17] phonekait Duh.
[00:42:26] tr [T] <login> hello
[00:42:33] deadly you would kait
[00:42:36] irish666 Hi login
[00:42:42] deadly i get fanny
[00:42:42] phonekait irish666: we have similar here.
[00:42:48] irish666 Good morning
[00:42:52] phonekait Your mum's ass doesn't count
[00:42:54] tr [T] <login> morning to you too
[00:43:02] tr [T] <login> must be past midnight there though
[00:43:03] irish666 phonekait: they’re the same Morons
[00:43:07] phonekait Ew
[00:43:11] irish666 They just went to America
[00:43:19] phonekait Tell them to fuck off
[00:43:25] irish666 Taxed them out
[00:43:31] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[00:43:47] irish666 Login slightly
[00:43:55] phonekait Hahaha. Now they're here trying to give our kids guns while taking away our healthcare rights and our books.
[00:43:56] deadly ive lost loads of weight and i have a sexy beard
[00:43:58] phonekait Fucking morons.
[00:44:07] ComputerTech u
[00:44:25] tr [T] <login> can a beard be sexy? not universally
[00:44:36] deadly .k phonekait out
[00:44:52] phonekait .k deadly do more coke, asshole
[00:44:57] Dr_DICK Mine certainly isn't
[00:45:03] irish666 I dunno I have a red beard I just like it personally, idc about if it’s sexy lol
[00:45:04] Dr_DICK However I can not pull off a moustache without it
[00:45:11] * Rizon kicked ComputerTech (cock (ComputerTech))
[00:45:11] ComputerTech .k ComputerTech cock
[00:45:16] * Rizon set mode +qo ComputerTech ComputerTech
[00:45:16] * ComputerTech joined #computertech
[00:45:26] Serion xD
[00:45:33] deadly phonekait why you hating?
[00:45:41] phonekait Because you touch yourself at night
[00:45:54] ComputerTech c o c k
[00:45:57] deadly rather touch my self than you
[00:45:58] ComputerTech (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
[00:46:12] phonekait I wouldn't want you to touch me
[00:46:14] phonekait Gross.
[00:46:22] deadly you would
[00:46:23] Ryu hi phonekait
[00:46:30] phonekait Ryu: ❤️❤️❤️
[00:46:38] Ryu how are ya dear
[00:46:43] irish666 I once touched a northerner, had to get shots
[00:46:44] phonekait Tired as fuck. You?
[00:46:46] ComputerTech Ryu: <3
[00:46:52] Ryu hey ComputerTech
[00:46:56] deadly irish666
[00:46:59] ComputerTech sup
[00:46:59] Ryu oh stoned as fuck
[00:47:01] Ryu just smoked
[00:47:06] MatCat hoorah cheeseburger night :D
[00:47:07] deadly get back to ur cabin
[00:47:10] irish666 Lol
[00:47:19] phonekait deadly: go suck a dick
[00:47:39] Dr_DICK 8=======D
[00:47:40] deadly aslong as its not urs phonekait
[00:47:45] irish666 Charlie doesn’t look too bad on the bullion coins
[00:47:46] ComputerTech Dr_DICK: that's soylunafansiz
[00:47:48] ComputerTech size*
[00:47:49] ComputerTech pls
[00:47:54] irish666 I mean not as good as Lizzie
[00:47:54] ComputerTech 8==============================D~~~~
[00:47:59] ComputerTech that's a decent size
[00:48:00] ComputerTech :>
[00:48:02] tr [T] <login> what made you tired, phonekait?
[00:48:04] phonekait deadly: I already got a few shots this year. I don't need more.
[00:48:06] MatCat onlt teh womenz should be sucking teh dicks
[00:48:15] irish666 Lol
[00:48:25] Ryu what if yer bi like me?:
[00:48:26] Dr_DICK Careful ComputerTech next thing you know you'll be trying to suck the screen
[00:48:27] phonekait I work 6 days a week at.
[00:48:40] ComputerTech Dr_DICK: huh
[00:48:45] phonekait As of late*
[00:48:47] MatCat Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P
[00:48:47] phonekait Damn cat
[00:48:52] tr [T] <login> MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference
[00:49:09] irish666 Your gut can
[00:49:13] phonekait Or visit a gloryhole. Don't know who or what is sucking your dick
[00:49:16] tr [T] <login> working saturdays too? that's painful
[00:49:17] deadly fuck you lot
[00:49:19] * MatCat gives login a thailand ladyboi
[00:49:20] Ryu I won't be sucking any, I'm married to a woman right now going on 8 years of marriage this time around
[00:49:20] * ComputerTech gets a sheep to suck irish666 off
[00:49:21] ComputerTech :x
[00:49:24] Dr_DICK Idk the beardhairs usually give it away
[00:49:28] ComputerTech LOL
[00:49:31] * ComputerTech quotes
[00:49:31] ComputerTech :P
[00:49:40] irish666 Oh I’m not a sexual object I’m like a chair or a lamppost
[00:49:47] tr [T] <login> Ryu: does she know your irc habits?
[00:49:53] ComputerTech .quote add <MatCat> Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P <login> MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference <Dr_DICK> Idk the beardhairs usually give it away
[00:49:53] Quotes [Quote] Added quote #431 by ComputerTech
[00:49:53] ComputerTech :D
[00:49:55] Quotes [Quote] <MatCat> Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P <login> MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference <Dr_DICK> Idk the beardhairs usually give it away
[00:49:55] Ryu yes
[00:49:56] deadly ComputerTech you look like a female
[00:49:59] ComputerTech deadly: (⚆ ʖ̯⚆) 👍
[00:50:07] Dr_DICK Lol
[00:50:16] ComputerTech Dr_DICK being legendary as always
[00:50:16] phonekait Maybe that's why tors hits on him
[00:50:16] deadly ur mum is a milf though
[00:50:17] Ryu she watches me on it every day
[00:50:18] * ComputerTech ^5 Dr_DICK
[00:50:24] irish666 Looks like a kid from a 1980s troubles film
[00:50:24] Dr_DICK ^~~~
[00:50:25] * Rizon set mode +a Dr_DICK
[00:50:26] ComputerTech :^)
[00:50:46] irish666 Shall I do it
[00:50:49] ComputerTech ???
[00:50:51] irish666 .u tinker
[00:50:51] Internets :: [3/10] tinker :: to [pee] lol also to go to the [toilet] or [the shitter] lol ::
[00:50:51] Internets :: [1/10] tinker :: Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of th... ::
[00:50:52] Internets :: [2/10] tinker :: Shortening of the word "tinceard" which is Gaelic for Tinsmith. Commonly used to describe Irish Travellers, although many now consider it an insult. People get confused between [Gypsy's] of Romany dec... ::
[00:51:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:51:05] million !bang
[00:51:05] DuckHunt million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
[00:51:06] Dr_DICK Lmao
[00:51:07] million !bang
[00:51:07] million !reload
[00:51:07] DuckHunt million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
[00:51:07] DuckHunt million > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]
[00:51:08] million !bang
[00:51:09] DuckHunt million > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
[00:51:09] phonekait !bang
[00:51:09] DuckHunt phonekait > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
[00:51:10] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
[00:51:10] ComputerTech !bang
[00:51:11] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
[00:51:11] ComputerTech !reload
[00:51:11] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[00:51:11] ComputerTech !bang
[00:51:11] million !bang
[00:51:11] DuckHunt million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 3/4
[00:51:12] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 11.275s, which makes you a total of 133 ducks (including 12 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
[00:51:12] ComputerTech !bang
[00:51:13] million !reload
[00:51:13] DuckHunt million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
[00:51:13] ComputerTech owo
[00:51:14] ComputerTech :D
[00:51:16] million damnit
[00:51:19] million lol
[00:51:20] Dr_DICK The joke was lost in the gang!bang
[00:51:22] million !shop
[00:51:22] DuckHunt [Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
[00:51:23] DuckHunt (7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
[00:51:28] million !shop 4
[00:51:28] DuckHunt million > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
[00:51:28] ComputerTech :P
[00:51:30] ComputerTech gg million
[00:51:33] MatCat ducks are more addicting then drugs, everyone foaming at the mouth to bang them as soon as they show up
[00:51:33] irish666 !bang kills all convo
[00:51:33] DuckHunt irish666 > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
[00:51:36] million next time
[00:51:37] irish666 Cunt
[00:51:37] million lol
[00:51:52] tr [T] <login> !bang is like a war in real life
[00:51:52] DuckHunt login > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
[00:52:02] irish666 Imagine war irl
[00:52:04] irish666 Crazy.
[00:52:09] irish666 Lucky that never happens
[00:52:14] Dr_DICK Do you type !bang with your fingers? Are you fingering !bang-ing ducks?
[00:52:18] tr [T] <login> totally derails things
[00:52:21] Dr_DICK *finger bang-ing
[00:52:33] phonekait Mmmm fingerbanging
[00:52:40] irish666 My Ukrainian mail is … lost
[00:52:44] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[00:52:46] Dr_DICK It got shot down
[00:52:55] irish666 Lol again
[00:52:56] Ryu I dislike having to defeather ducks and chickens
[00:52:57] tr [T] <login> from or to?
[00:53:00] irish666 Now I’ll buy it again.
[00:53:07] MatCat I bet now is a great time for mail order ukrainian brides
[00:53:19] irish666 Login bought some pieces of jet
[00:53:22] irish666 Lol
[00:53:31] tr [T] <login> well, that would be too exploitative
[00:53:41] Dr_DICK Charles has it probably
[00:53:52] ComputerTech Dr_DICK be sucking dat crown
[00:53:52] ComputerTech :x
[00:54:03] MatCat hey if she wants US citizenship I am more then happy to get some sexy time for her to get it
[00:54:06] irish666 Charles using it as something to chuck at his shoe man
[00:54:11] Dr_DICK Lmao
[00:54:11] tr [T] <login> irish666: is it a real piece or just an image of one?
[00:54:39] MatCat there are some hot ukrane girls
[00:54:52] tr [T] <login> they can get a visa otherwise too though
[00:54:54] irish666 Russian jet crashed in some guys farm and he cut it up and put it online with the cords and the tag the guy was using
[00:55:12] tr [T] <login> ^ is he selling the same pieces multiple times without delivering?
[00:55:37] MatCat toobad I can't get some russian guns mailed to me
[00:55:40] irish666 It has another week to hit my house but it entered the UK on the 2nd
[00:55:55] tr [T] <login> so it's not lost?
[00:56:52] irish666 So the tracker ends
[00:56:55] irish666 At the uk
[00:57:05] MatCat lol UK probably sees it as a weapon
[00:57:08] irish666 But that was like 10 days ago
[00:57:09] MatCat and confiscated
[00:57:09] irish666 Yeah
[00:57:18] tr [T] <login> couldn't get through customs probably
[00:57:19] irish666 I bet it’s glowing
[00:57:25] irish666 Lol
[00:57:26] tr [T] <login> they can't return to sender either
[00:57:26] MatCat hell in the uk a dildo would be classified as a weapon
[00:57:40] Dr_DICK It's a deadly one m8
[00:57:40] irish666 Would be amusing but didn’t even get a letter
[00:57:41] tr [T] <login> how would you get it released? is there a way to meet up with US customs?
[00:57:43] tr [T] <login> *UK customs
[00:58:05] irish666 also
[00:58:10] irish666 The tracker is in Russian and it says
[00:58:38] tr [T] <login> i guess the sender didn't notify UK customs of the nature of the shipment in advance
[00:58:59] irish666 Maybe
[00:59:08] MatCat I should find some Ukranian to discretely mail me AK-102's, AK-103's, AK-74s, and RPK's
[00:59:17] tr [T] <login> or lied on there
[00:59:26] tr [T] <login> Anything coming out of ukraine would be scrutinised
[00:59:32] irish666 Probably
[00:59:47] irish666 Although
[00:59:53] irish666 People are buying scrap tanks
[01:00:10] tr [T] <login> how do they take delivery?
[01:01:16] Zack_ irish666 hi.
[01:02:30] tr [T] <login> if interbank gold transfers can get lost, then a piece of jet is
[01:04:12] irish666 I don’t know
[01:04:31] irish666 Hey Zack_
[01:04:32] tr [T] <login> how do you get it released?
[01:04:56] irish666 It mightn’t be caught up yet
[01:05:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[01:05:04] Gentoo !bang
[01:05:05] DuckHunt Gentoo > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/3
[01:05:06] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
[01:05:06] ComputerTech !bang
[01:05:06] ComputerTech !reload
[01:05:06] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 2/3
[01:05:06] ComputerTech !bang
[01:05:06] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.699s, which makes you a total of 134 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[01:05:07] Gentoo !reload
[01:05:07] DuckHunt Gentoo > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/3
[01:05:07] DuckHunt ComputerTech > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.
[01:05:08] ComputerTech :>
[01:05:12] irish666 Maybe I should call customs
[01:05:19] irish666 Although typically they send a letter
[01:05:40] tr [T] <login> maybe they have sent a letter
[01:05:45] Dr_DICK Maybe they're preparing a team to search for the other pieces of jet in your house
[01:05:55] irish666 Well maybe you should go downstairs and look In my inbox then
[01:06:02] Dr_DICK MF'er planning to take off from the middle of london
[01:06:08] tr [T] <login> or doing a gchq search on you
[01:06:15] irish666 Lol
[01:06:21] irish666 Please do
[01:06:38] irish666 Haha Dr_DICK
[01:07:07] tr [T] <login> i mean, you are an arms dealer now
[01:07:13] MatCat woot fully tummy from yummy cow flesh
[01:07:19] tr [T] <login> or at least arms collector
[01:07:26] MatCat whats wrong with being an arms dealer?
[01:07:30] MatCat or collector
[01:07:35] tr [T] <login> need licence
[01:07:40] MatCat not really
[01:07:43] irish666 Haha ffs
[01:07:43] MatCat license just makes it easier
[01:07:56] irish666 I will touch it with gloves though
[01:08:04] MatCat well collecting anyway, needs no license
[01:08:05] * Rizon set mode +h Zack_
[01:08:06] * Zack_ joined #computertech
[01:08:07] MatCat dealing does
[01:08:12] irish666 I don’t trust them not to spray their own planes with crazy shit
[01:08:16] irish666 Lol
[01:08:37] tr [T] <login> the uk gov is still thinking about whether the collector will or has ever dealt
[01:08:40] MatCat login: I am infact, a gun collector
[01:08:44] irish666 Lol
[01:08:48] tr [T] <login> that, in the us, is different
[01:08:56] MatCat yeah well I was talking about US lol
[01:09:04] MatCat all other countries when it comes to guns are fucked
[01:09:06] irish666 Very very lame Version of Lord of War
[01:09:16] irish666 Half a plane chunk
[01:09:21] Serion nerds
[01:09:22] Serion xD
[01:09:28] Serion hey irish
[01:09:38] tr [T] <login> They have given up the role of defence to the government
[01:09:40] irish666 Ello. Sri Serion
[01:09:48] irish666 Ah auto correct lol
[01:09:50] tr [T] <login> and of policing too
[01:09:53] Serion lol
[01:10:05] tr [T] <login> maybe the jet had a special coating
[01:10:12] irish666 Gloves it is
[01:10:28] tr [T] <login> beautiful, MatCat
[01:11:14] MatCat my oldest rifle
[01:11:39] Peorth Nice nugget(?)
[01:12:08] ComputerTech cheese bites better
[01:12:09] ComputerTech ._>
[01:12:12] ComputerTech >_>*
[01:14:56] tr [T] <~therock247uk> o/
[01:15:10] ComputerTech o/ rocky
[01:15:10] ComputerTech sup
[01:20:39] tr [T] <~therock247uk> chilling drinking
[01:20:40] tr [T] <~therock247uk> you?
[01:20:50] ComputerTech chilling, drinking coding
[01:20:50] ComputerTech :p
[01:20:58] MatCat DRINKING WHAT
[01:22:17] MatCat ComputerTech are you on that kool-aid?!?
[01:22:27] ComputerTech no
[01:22:29] ComputerTech magners
[01:22:32] ComputerTech i'm not american
[01:22:33] ComputerTech smh
[01:22:35] MatCat wtf is magners
[01:22:45] tr [T] <~therock247uk> cider
[01:22:48] ComputerTech ^
[01:22:49] MatCat .ud magners
[01:22:56] ComputerTech irish apple alcoholic cider
[01:22:59] ComputerTech .u magners
[01:22:59] Internets :: [3/5] magner :: [wort], female dog, BITCH!, opinionated, whore, [blonde bimbo], meanest thing alive. flamer , [penis gobbler]. calls people retarted. dislikes nice people. ::
[01:22:59] Internets :: [1/5] Magners :: [Ireland's] favourite hard cider! Since the beginning in October of 1999, Magners Original Irish Cider has [pepped] up the market in Northern Ireland, with it now being the undoubted No. 1 in both pac... ::
[01:23:01] Internets :: [2/5] Magners :: A fantastic cider, best poured over lots of ice. A great drink enjoyed by men and women alike, summer and winter. Sponsors of Magners League, London [Wasps], [Edinburgh] Rugby and [Edinburgh Fringe]. ... ::
[01:23:02] ComputerTech #1
[01:23:19] MatCat what is the flavor
[01:23:48] ComputerTech apple
[01:23:49] ComputerTech lol
[01:23:56] MatCat how pedestrian :P
[01:24:14] MatCat 17 varieties of apples their website says
[01:24:17] MatCat thats a lot of apple
[01:24:45] MatCat lol I love how they say its available up to a 1/2 keg
[01:24:47] MatCat why not a full keg
[01:25:02] MatCat the berry one looks more tasty
[01:25:27] MatCat I wonder if anyone local has it
[01:26:27] ComputerTech i've imported all types of magners to warsaw
[01:26:31] ComputerTech the only decent one is magners
[01:26:32] ComputerTech ngl lol
[01:26:46] ComputerTech cherry is alright
[01:26:46] ComputerTech pear
[01:26:47] ComputerTech ugh
[01:26:48] ComputerTech no
[01:26:49] ComputerTech lol
[01:27:03] toni invite tors
[01:27:11] toni :)
[01:27:12] ComputerTech to?
[01:27:19] toni here
[01:27:21] ComputerTech he's akicked
[01:27:23] ComputerTech no point
[01:27:23] ComputerTech :>
[01:27:31] toni mmm ok
[01:27:35] MatCat bevmo has magners but only the apple flavor
[01:27:44] ComputerTech MatCat: mmm?
[01:28:48] MatCat lol they dont have it at the local bevmo though, it would have to be special ordered in
[01:29:00] MatCat gay
[01:29:06] tr [T] <&nitecore> qvf
[01:29:07] tr [T] <&nitecore> oo
[01:35:21] million .akick list
[01:36:41] MatCat hookers and hand grenades
[01:37:05] tr [T] <&nitecore> cocaine and hookers
[01:37:32] MatCat boofing cocaine
[01:37:59] MatCat hrm I never tried boofing cocaine, I wonder how that would go
[01:38:57] tr [T] <&nitecore> rich girls from england blow cocaine up eachothers ass's by straw
[01:39:39] MatCat sounds fun
[01:39:46] tr [T] <&nitecore> lmao
[01:39:51] Winder what is boofing?
[01:39:54] tr [T] <&nitecore> maybe..
[01:39:58] tr [T] <&nitecore> up the butthole
[01:40:04] Winder ooo
[01:40:07] tr [T] <&nitecore> yeah lol
[01:40:08] MatCat lol we can tell Winder doesn't have a lot of fun :P
[01:40:10] Winder can i boof a joint lol
[01:40:17] Winder that doesn't sound like fun.
[01:40:23] tr [T] <&nitecore> say its like instant or a much much higher high
[01:40:27] MatCat you never know until you try
[01:40:41] tr [T] <&nitecore> i dont think so.. but i guess you can boof edibles
[01:40:44] Winder truth
[01:40:57] MatCat the best of boofability for weed would be tincture
[01:41:23] tr [T] <&nitecore> like dont boof heroin or of the sort
[01:41:29] tr [T] <&nitecore> lol might od
[01:41:46] MatCat I boofed LSD once
[01:42:09] Winder i boofed a turd once, no effect :-P
[01:42:20] MatCat you aren't supposed to put them back in
[01:42:24] tr [T] <&nitecore> why boof lsd
[01:42:26] tr [T] <&nitecore> lol
[01:42:29] MatCat why not
[01:42:34] MatCat to see what would happen
[01:42:35] Winder they auto-retract at times
[01:42:35] tr [T] <&nitecore> liquid? on paper?
[01:42:35] ComputerTech why not boot ur mom
[01:42:37] * ComputerTech runs
[01:42:39] MatCat paper
[01:42:39] * irc_standardnick joined #computertech
[01:42:44] ComputerTech irc_standardnick: o/
[01:42:50] * CoolKevin joined #computertech
[01:42:51] tr [T] <&nitecore> howd that turn out
[01:42:58] ComputerTech CoolKevin: o/
[01:43:01] MatCat honestly, it was no different then just eating it
[01:43:06] * Rizon set mode +v CoolKevin
[01:43:10] Dr_DICK Imagine getting a papercut in your asshole because you boofed a tab of acid
[01:43:13] irc_standardnick ComputerTech, well, late night greetings to you :p
[01:43:13] MatCat kicked in a little faster
[01:43:18] ComputerTech irc_standardnick: u 2 :>
[01:43:21] ComputerTech Dr_DICK: HUH
[01:43:26] MatCat Dr_DICK have you never actually handled blotter? its not like printer paper
[01:43:39] Dr_DICK I have, I was making a joke
[01:43:48] Dr_DICK Weird puffy paper, I know
[01:43:53] ComputerTech lol
[01:44:43] ComputerTech gonna launchd a 64 core linode machine
[01:44:57] ComputerTech just for the fuck of it rn
[01:44:58] ComputerTech :D
[01:45:18] ComputerTech "Additional verification is required to add this service. Please open a Support ticket."
[01:45:19] ComputerTech WOW
[01:45:20] ComputerTech racist
[01:45:29] Dr_DICK Car bomb 'em
[01:45:48] ComputerTech yeee
[01:45:51] ComputerTech >not even 16 cores
[01:45:52] ComputerTech mf
[01:45:56] MatCat lol IRA them
[01:46:09] ComputerTech >NOT EVEN 8
[01:46:38] * irc_standardnick thought of a whole different IRA at first :p
[01:46:38] tr [T] <&nitecore> 64 cores
[01:46:48] ComputerTech ye
[01:46:51] tr [T] <&nitecore> that a huge exaggeration ?
[01:46:53] tr [T] <&nitecore> lol
[01:47:05] ComputerTech None
[01:47:05] ComputerTech Dedicated 512 GB
[01:47:06] ComputerTech $4608 $6.912 512 GB 64 7200 GB 12 TB 40 Gbps / 12 Gbps
[01:47:06] ComputerTech no
[01:47:10] ComputerTech I wanted to try this machine
[01:47:11] ComputerTech for an hour
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