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DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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MatCat
to never have done a field sobriety test?
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MatCat
I dunno, most people I know have had to do them
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\g
Gotta stop hanging with degens
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MatCat
life is boring if you just stay in the lines
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irish666
.yt sweeney would blink and rats would scuttle
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Angel
MAGIC: welcome back ComputerTech?
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ComputerTech
$tell MAGIC bad MAGIC for using $tell for over hours in advanced :|
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when MAGIC is around.
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Rizon
[Zack] YOU SPOONY BARD!!!
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slaps Audi
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Zack
shmimble narts his floof floof.
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phonekait
deadly: you salad tosser
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Hotties
hi phonekait deadly Zack
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.482s, which makes you a total of 369 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth
.badwords list
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ComputerTech
peorth tricked me into a false command
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deadly
ComputerTech time you calling it
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deadly
you still drinking lol
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deadly
with ur ginger hair lol
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phonekait
You two drink alcohol like a fish in a lake
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ComputerTech
smh discord dm so i'll show you my light blonde hair
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deadly
ComputerTechs mum is a milf
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irish666
Back from the fridge already deadly? It’s only been 2 hours
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phonekait
irish666: you know he's gotta stop, do a line of coke, then wank
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deadly
fuck off phonekait
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phonekait
No thanks deadly I prefer men
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deadly
im good at the minute
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Dr_DICK
Don't crywank into your beer m8
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phonekait
irish666: I thought crywanking was what ComputerTech did since he can't get a female
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runs after phonekait
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irish666
He’s trying to find himself a nice DUP girl
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deadly
wouldn't mind i get a bang haha
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phonekait
deadly: only thing you bang is your toe into the wall
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deadly
bitches like a monster
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phonekait
No, you're barely tolerable.
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tr
[T] <login> hello
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deadly
you would kait
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phonekait
irish666: we have similar here.
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phonekait
Your mum's ass doesn't count
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tr
[T] <login> morning to you too
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tr
[T] <login> must be past midnight there though
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irish666
phonekait: they’re the same Morons
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irish666
They just went to America
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phonekait
Hahaha. Now they're here trying to give our kids guns while taking away our healthcare rights and our books.
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deadly
ive lost loads of weight and i have a sexy beard
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tr
[T] <login> can a beard be sexy? not universally
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deadly
.k phonekait out
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phonekait
.k deadly do more coke, asshole
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Dr_DICK
Mine certainly isn't
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irish666
I dunno I have a red beard I just like it personally, idc about if it’s sexy lol
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Dr_DICK
However I can not pull off a moustache without it
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deadly
phonekait why you hating?
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phonekait
Because you touch yourself at night
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deadly
rather touch my self than you
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phonekait
I wouldn't want you to touch me
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Ryu
hi phonekait
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Ryu
how are ya dear
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irish666
I once touched a northerner, had to get shots
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Ryu
hey ComputerTech
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Ryu
oh stoned as fuck
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Ryu
just smoked
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MatCat
hoorah cheeseburger night :D
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deadly
get back to ur cabin
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deadly
aslong as its not urs phonekait
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irish666
Charlie doesn’t look too bad on the bullion coins
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irish666
I mean not as good as Lizzie
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ComputerTech
8==============================D~~~~
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tr
[T] <login> what made you tired, phonekait?
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phonekait
deadly: I already got a few shots this year. I don't need more.
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MatCat
onlt teh womenz should be sucking teh dicks
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Ryu
what if yer bi like me?:
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Dr_DICK
Careful ComputerTech next thing you know you'll be trying to suck the screen
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phonekait
I work 6 days a week at.
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MatCat
Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P
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tr
[T] <login> MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference
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phonekait
Or visit a gloryhole. Don't know who or what is sucking your dick
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tr
[T] <login> working saturdays too? that's painful
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deadly
fuck you lot
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MatCat
gives login a thailand ladyboi
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Ryu
I won't be sucking any, I'm married to a woman right now going on 8 years of marriage this time around
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ComputerTech
gets a sheep to suck irish666 off
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Dr_DICK
Idk the beardhairs usually give it away
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quotes
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irish666
Oh I’m not a sexual object I’m like a chair or a lamppost
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tr
[T] <login> Ryu: does she know your irc habits?
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ComputerTech
.quote add <MatCat> Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P <login> MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference <Dr_DICK> Idk the beardhairs usually give it away
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[Quote] Added quote #431 by ComputerTech
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Quotes
[Quote] <MatCat> Ryu: you can suck dicks if you wish, but you wont suck mine :P <login> MatCat: if one closes their eyes, one can't tell the difference <Dr_DICK> Idk the beardhairs usually give it away
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deadly
ComputerTech you look like a female
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phonekait
Maybe that's why tors hits on him
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deadly
ur mum is a milf though
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Ryu
she watches me on it every day
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ComputerTech
^5 Dr_DICK
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irish666
Looks like a kid from a 1980s troubles film
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Internets
:: [3/10] tinker :: to [pee] lol also to go to the [toilet] or [the shitter] lol ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] tinker :: Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of th... ::
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:: [2/10] tinker :: Shortening of the word "tinceard" which is Gaelic for Tinsmith. Commonly used to describe Irish Travellers, although many now consider it an insult. People get confused between [Gypsy's] of Romany dec... ::
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
million > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
phonekait > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 11.275s, which makes you a total of 133 ducks (including 12 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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DuckHunt
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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Dr_DICK
The joke was lost in the gang!bang
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DuckHunt
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
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DuckHunt
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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DuckHunt
million > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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MatCat
ducks are more addicting then drugs, everyone foaming at the mouth to bang them as soon as they show up
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irish666
!bang kills all convo
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DuckHunt
irish666 > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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tr
[T] <login> !bang is like a war in real life
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DuckHunt
login > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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irish666
Lucky that never happens
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Dr_DICK
Do you type !bang with your fingers? Are you fingering !bang-ing ducks?
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tr
[T] <login> totally derails things
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Dr_DICK
*finger bang-ing
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irish666
My Ukrainian mail is … lost
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Dr_DICK
It got shot down
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Ryu
I dislike having to defeather ducks and chickens
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tr
[T] <login> from or to?
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irish666
Now I’ll buy it again.
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MatCat
I bet now is a great time for mail order ukrainian brides
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irish666
Login bought some pieces of jet
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tr
[T] <login> well, that would be too exploitative
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Dr_DICK
Charles has it probably
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MatCat
hey if she wants US citizenship I am more then happy to get some sexy time for her to get it
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irish666
Charles using it as something to chuck at his shoe man
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tr
[T] <login> irish666: is it a real piece or just an image of one?
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MatCat
there are some hot ukrane girls
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tr
[T] <login> they can get a visa otherwise too though
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irish666
Russian jet crashed in some guys farm and he cut it up and put it online with the cords and the tag the guy was using
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tr
[T] <login> ^ is he selling the same pieces multiple times without delivering?
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MatCat
toobad I can't get some russian guns mailed to me
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irish666
It has another week to hit my house but it entered the UK on the 2nd
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tr
[T] <login> so it's not lost?
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MatCat
lol UK probably sees it as a weapon
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irish666
But that was like 10 days ago
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MatCat
and confiscated
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tr
[T] <login> couldn't get through customs probably
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tr
[T] <login> they can't return to sender either
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MatCat
hell in the uk a dildo would be classified as a weapon
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Dr_DICK
It's a deadly one m8
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irish666
Would be amusing but didn’t even get a letter
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tr
[T] <login> how would you get it released? is there a way to meet up with US customs?
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tr
[T] <login> *UK customs
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irish666
The tracker is in Russian and it says
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tr
[T] <login> i guess the sender didn't notify UK customs of the nature of the shipment in advance
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MatCat
I should find some Ukranian to discretely mail me AK-102's, AK-103's, AK-74s, and RPK's
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tr
[T] <login> or lied on there
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tr
[T] <login> Anything coming out of ukraine would be scrutinised
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irish666
People are buying scrap tanks
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tr
[T] <login> how do they take delivery?
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Zack_
irish666 hi.
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tr
[T] <login> if interbank gold transfers can get lost, then a piece of jet is
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tr
[T] <login> how do you get it released?
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irish666
It mightn’t be caught up yet
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Gentoo > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.699s, which makes you a total of 134 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Gentoo > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.
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irish666
Maybe I should call customs
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irish666
Although typically they send a letter
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tr
[T] <login> maybe they have sent a letter
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Dr_DICK
Maybe they're preparing a team to search for the other pieces of jet in your house
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irish666
Well maybe you should go downstairs and look In my inbox then
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Dr_DICK
MF'er planning to take off from the middle of london
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tr
[T] <login> or doing a gchq search on you
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tr
[T] <login> i mean, you are an arms dealer now
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MatCat
woot fully tummy from yummy cow flesh
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tr
[T] <login> or at least arms collector
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MatCat
whats wrong with being an arms dealer?
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MatCat
or collector
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[T] <login> need licence
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MatCat
license just makes it easier
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irish666
I will touch it with gloves though
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MatCat
well collecting anyway, needs no license
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MatCat
dealing does
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irish666
I don’t trust them not to spray their own planes with crazy shit
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tr
[T] <login> the uk gov is still thinking about whether the collector will or has ever dealt
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MatCat
login: I am infact, a gun collector
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tr
[T] <login> that, in the us, is different
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MatCat
yeah well I was talking about US lol
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MatCat
all other countries when it comes to guns are fucked
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irish666
Very very lame Version of Lord of War
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tr
[T] <login> They have given up the role of defence to the government
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tr
[T] <login> and of policing too
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tr
[T] <login> maybe the jet had a special coating
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tr
[T] <login> beautiful, MatCat
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MatCat
my oldest rifle
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Peorth
Nice nugget(?)
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> o/
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> chilling drinking
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> you?
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MatCat
DRINKING WHAT
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MatCat
ComputerTech are you on that kool-aid?!?
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MatCat
wtf is magners
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> cider
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Internets
:: [3/5] magner :: [wort], female dog, BITCH!, opinionated, whore, [blonde bimbo], meanest thing alive. flamer , [penis gobbler]. calls people retarted. dislikes nice people. ::
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Internets
:: [1/5] Magners :: [Ireland's] favourite hard cider! Since the beginning in October of 1999, Magners Original Irish Cider has [pepped] up the market in Northern Ireland, with it now being the undoubted No. 1 in both pac... ::
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Internets
:: [2/5] Magners :: A fantastic cider, best poured over lots of ice. A great drink enjoyed by men and women alike, summer and winter. Sponsors of Magners League, London [Wasps], [Edinburgh] Rugby and [Edinburgh Fringe]. ... ::
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MatCat
what is the flavor
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MatCat
how pedestrian :P
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MatCat
17 varieties of apples their website says
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MatCat
thats a lot of apple
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MatCat
lol I love how they say its available up to a 1/2 keg
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MatCat
why not a full keg
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MatCat
the berry one looks more tasty
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MatCat
I wonder if anyone local has it
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ComputerTech
i've imported all types of magners to warsaw
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toni
invite tors
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MatCat
bevmo has magners but only the apple flavor
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MatCat
lol they dont have it at the local bevmo though, it would have to be special ordered in
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> qvf
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> oo
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MatCat
hookers and hand grenades
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> cocaine and hookers
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MatCat
boofing cocaine
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MatCat
hrm I never tried boofing cocaine, I wonder how that would go
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> rich girls from england blow cocaine up eachothers ass's by straw
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> lmao
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Winder
what is boofing?
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> maybe..
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> up the butthole
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> yeah lol
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MatCat
lol we can tell Winder doesn't have a lot of fun :P
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Winder
can i boof a joint lol
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Winder
that doesn't sound like fun.
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> say its like instant or a much much higher high
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MatCat
you never know until you try
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> i dont think so.. but i guess you can boof edibles
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MatCat
the best of boofability for weed would be tincture
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> like dont boof heroin or of the sort
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> lol might od
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MatCat
I boofed LSD once
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Winder
i boofed a turd once, no effect :-P
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MatCat
you aren't supposed to put them back in
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> why boof lsd
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> lol
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MatCat
to see what would happen
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Winder
they auto-retract at times
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> liquid? on paper?
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runs
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[T] <&nitecore> howd that turn out
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MatCat
honestly, it was no different then just eating it
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Dr_DICK
Imagine getting a papercut in your asshole because you boofed a tab of acid
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MatCat
kicked in a little faster
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MatCat
Dr_DICK have you never actually handled blotter? its not like printer paper
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Dr_DICK
I have, I was making a joke
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Dr_DICK
Weird puffy paper, I know
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ComputerTech
gonna launchd a 64 core linode machine
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ComputerTech
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MatCat
lol IRA them
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irc_standardnick
thought of a whole different IRA at first :p
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> 64 cores
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> that a huge exaggeration ?
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tr
[T] <&nitecore> lol
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ComputerTech
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