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[00:19:26] Syndus I return with BEANS!

[00:21:53] Syndus I was able to get two tins of beans and a rose for mothers day. Didn't think I had enough $

[00:22:10] Syndus I can't, I've been sober

[00:23:46] Syndus I've been out of work post surgery till the bones heal and nerve and muscle control come back. Plus tendinitis in the other arm n hand

[00:24:47] Syndus Have any of you had to dial 911 with your nose before?

[00:25:00] Syndus That was me last month

[00:26:22] Syndus Trying to get a cortisone shot for my wrist so I can at least go back part time for a bit till I'm 100

[00:26:25] Syndus %

[00:36:50] Syndus The pain was so bad...I was desperate

[00:38:03] Syndus I laid there screaming for help when I fell and busted my shit, I was taking out our garbage at home. Slipped on ice and snow.

[00:39:53] Syndus ...point being. Nobody in this small town or the two cops that drove by saw or heard me or cared so I bought booze, walked home crying silently...and then later called with my nose because I was alone and couldn't lift my arms or stop spazzing n shaking.

[00:42:14] Syndus Then they fucked up my er visit, didn't help me, and I sat with it fractured, dislocated, and in pain for almost a month...before I demanded I speak to my old Dr, who called Dr Jensen at home, and they had me on a slab in two days after that.

[00:43:15] Syndus Jokes about fed-dom aside lol. It does pay awfully well to know peoole.

[00:43:27] Syndus *people

[00:44:01] Syndus So...that's been my life since March

[00:44:42] Syndus Pain, cabin fever, intrusive thoughts, and dry af in thus bitch..... 😞

[00:44:55] Syndus Lol

[00:44:59] Syndus Surgery

[00:45:16] Syndus But...funny you mention it.

[00:45:26] Syndus I have been dead twice.

[00:45:30] Syndus No joke.

[00:46:12] Syndus You guys wanna know what it's like?

[00:46:25] Syndus I have time lol

[00:46:50] Syndus No

[00:47:32] Syndus But I did walk around feeling like Auron for a while, really depressed, suicidal even.

[00:48:03] Syndus Have you ever had a weighted blanket?

[00:48:15] Syndus Or comforter

[00:50:10] Syndus The darker it got in my mind once my brain made sense of the chemical induced natural dmt flood, I realized I was going brain dead, and shots up screaming "It's too fucking hot in here for stone blankets!

[00:50:52] Syndus So I'm told....anyways sorry. I haven't told anyone b4.

[00:51:17] Syndus So..

[00:51:21] Syndus Audi

[00:51:33] Syndus Tr. Node?

[00:51:50] Syndus Lol

[00:52:19] Syndus Dick

[00:52:42] Syndus If it were me I'd regulate weed like onions not fuckin swap merts

[00:52:46] Syndus Meets*

[00:53:37] Syndus Which one guest? Lol, it wasn't near death, I died. I was flat lined with no brainwaves for 3 minutes

[00:54:53] Syndus Lol like that vid snoops nephew made lol dude passed put on a fluff dabber

[00:55:06] Syndus Trying to prove he's hard n shit

[00:55:43] Syndus Ya know those delt8 peachios?

[00:55:56] Syndus I still by those for body pain

[01:13:55] Syndus I just started playing morrowind last night.

[01:14:38] Syndus Does parsing 0,0 still work on jscript timers?

[01:15:10] Syndus I've been kinda dark on code due to real life

[01:15:16] Syndus Cool

[01:16:20] Syndus 99 bottles of code on the wall 99 bottles of code....take one down, pass it around........3,046 lines of error on the wall

[01:16:40] Syndus Dude I started with c+ and basic

[01:17:14] Syndus My expertise lay in getting old software to work on new hardware

[01:17:24] Syndus Duuude

[01:18:30] Syndus You guys see those cops that just rolled up and opened fire on a suicidal guy talking to his mom in a two seater truck cab. With a shotgun in his mouth?

[01:18:58] Syndus They had a mentally ill guy to kill....

[01:19:39] Syndus I saw the body cam footage, i go to a shooting range occasionally, I know my shit

[01:20:02] Syndus Two of those officers fired in Los of other officers

[01:20:30] Syndus I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring the room down

[01:21:12] Syndus I hope we get more Ukrainians working with us this summer.

[01:21:36] Syndus We had Indian and Turks n Kurt's waiting tables last year

[01:21:42] Syndus *Kurds

[01:21:56] Syndus I'm american

[01:22:12] Syndus And I want out of this bs country

[01:23:10] Syndus See right there, I just disconnected

[01:23:30] Syndus That's my thumb spazzing out

[01:23:42] Syndus Salt is salty

[01:24:10] Syndus I should start calling you perth

[01:24:30] Syndus So much culture on one side and in the middle a vast desert of nothing and on the other side perth

[01:24:43] Syndus Lol

[01:25:01] Syndus I have no tab artard

[01:25:15] Syndus Lol

[01:25:37] Syndus Priorities

[01:25:52] Syndus Sam, do you like ghibli films?

[01:26:06] Syndus Same, fav?

[01:26:19] Syndus Lol

[01:26:33] Syndus I like mononoke

[01:26:39] Syndus And spiritef

[01:27:05] Syndus Ok

[01:27:20] Syndus Hey do you have any ff or doom plushies?

[01:27:34] Syndus I do

[01:27:42] Syndus I love em

[01:27:59] Syndus I like pokorosso...

[01:28:26] Syndus Because it reminds me of hunter Thompson

[01:28:52] Syndus Same

[01:29:03] Syndus I like him because he proved the universe wrong he didn't go out with a wimper he went out with a bang

[01:29:22] Syndus Giant middle finger to the sky while his friends watched from below you gotta respect that s***

[01:29:52] Syndus Also I still hold my firmly held beliefs that where the buffalo room is a far superior movie to fear loathing and I watched buffalo second

[01:30:08] Syndus Besides bill murray has been playing that character at home for I don't know how many years now

[01:30:26] Syndus Go watch where the Buffalo room and Kattie shack back-to-back. If you're really bored sometime it's the same g****** character

[01:31:20] Syndus Does anyone here remember the era in the internet of chuck norris jokes When Bill Murray started to emerge about the stories of him walking intellectual dive bars eating someone's fries off at a plate having them look up at his. Face and then he just says no one will ever believe you

[01:31:48] Syndus ?

[01:32:36] Syndus Phish

[01:33:12] Syndus Do you guys use tr as an umbrella client?

[01:33:39] Syndus K

[01:33:44] Syndus How so

[01:34:05] Syndus OHOHOHOH!

[01:34:16] Syndus Andro

[01:34:31] Syndus Ahhh ok

[01:34:39] Syndus I get it now

[01:35:01] Syndus This is a non server side thing

[01:35:09] Syndus I miss hexchat

[01:35:19] Syndus Got you

[01:35:43] Syndus Just curious, usually I can just figure it out

[01:36:09] Syndus It's getting harder to keep up without a PC

[01:36:19] Syndus Spit me out you bitch

[01:36:37] Syndus Don't eat me

[01:36:46] Syndus Lol

[01:36:59] Syndus Also meat calling people a b**** is a term of endearment don't get offended by it

[01:37:26] Syndus Yeah Annunciation is so key when it comes to voice to text. I speak very clearly into this thing and it still f**** my s*** up and takes forever to process

[01:37:44] Syndus I sound like such a moron

[01:38:17] Syndus I'm trying to arrange flowers in time for Mother's Day cause all. I could afford was a single rose so I grabbed a bunch of posies walking back from the store and a vase from my neighbor just trying to make. It look nice I am so distracted right now

[01:38:51] Syndus Call me based one more time and find out

[01:40:19] Syndus You mean abrasive

[01:40:38] Syndus No I'm speaking against the behalf of the Walker agenda. There is no agenda just a new generation of stupid people

[01:41:07] Syndus Holy s*** you know what if there's so many we should harvest them and eat them

[01:41:38] Syndus Better yet let's ground up all of our best of the best into a paced and make a human reaper capable of doing what the thanos couldn't

[01:42:33] Syndus I'm sorry dude yes text to speech. I have my hands busy at the moment but i'm reading everything you guys say

[01:43:22] Syndus Lol have you guys ever been on multi with anyone Chinese and just type the? Date and time of the tiananmen square massacre and watch them ping the f*** out

[01:43:35] Syndus Speaking of censorship

[01:44:09] Syndus That's dumb I was in my twenties when my space was the thing

[01:44:19] Syndus Jesus

[01:44:45] Syndus Yo million magic could he guys give it a breast for a second

[01:45:00] Syndus Yeah but it's f****** lame dude

[01:45:07] Syndus The only time I participated every time my gun jams

[01:45:20] Syndus Are these people scripped auto

[01:45:39] Syndus Well million keeps buying an extra bullet every single time so it like subtracts seven from every e x p

[01:45:47] Syndus And it floods the channel and I can't keep track of conversations

[01:45:55] Syndus Yeah I know I can tell

[01:46:35] Syndus See?

[01:46:42] Syndus It's f****** cookie clicker at this point

[01:47:10] Syndus The only duck hunt I know was rice with an annoying dog and a malfunctioning zapper

[01:48:09] Syndus I went to school and my g****** it is a nineties

[01:48:23] Syndus Wow that one sounded so bad

[01:49:03] Syndus I was saying I went to school in the eighties and nineties and college of the 2 thousands and that pink sada s*** the janitor used to bring. In whenever a kid puked does not exist anymore but ocea and fda does

[01:56:30] Syndus Ahaha that's awesome

[01:57:18] Syndus This is why a kid registered NFL team names with domains in the 90s. $

[01:57:34] Syndus Now he's set

[01:57:45] Syndus I cook them

[01:57:52] Syndus For a living

[01:58:04] Syndus Neat?

[01:58:14] Syndus A job

[01:58:22] Syndus Cast iron at home

[01:58:31] Syndus Pfft

[01:58:56] Syndus You season old wares too?

[01:59:36] Syndus Rubbing it down, multiple baths for restore, heating etc?

[02:00:22] Syndus I am a g****** sushi that is at work due to injuries. Unforeseen and all I can do to relax is talk about work

[02:00:28] Syndus God I love my f****** imagination right now

[02:00:48] Syndus That works for rust

[02:01:09] Syndus You really don't want to do that too much dude. It may break apart kidney stones but you don't want to cook on it

[02:03:42] Syndus I am a experienced Cook and they eventually start calling me a sous chef without realizing. I was one so I started calling myself 1...now my fnb wants me to come back so gad he'd offering to pay for my cortisone shot and surgery

[02:04:54] Syndus Dude speaking of that not a shot at you from Mike raving stuff but do you want to see the saddest book? I've ever seen when it comes to cooking

[02:05:41] Syndus Look up a I wanna say 70s or 80s book called microwave cooking for one.

[02:05:53] Syndus It's so sad

[02:06:10] Syndus Lol

[02:06:50] Syndus It's kind of become synonymous with Internet culture senses made. It's rounds and people pick up on it and they sell it at pawnshops and bizarre's dude

[02:07:08] Syndus Same as mobile games

[02:07:50] Syndus These are the same people that try to market cryptocurrency to you

[02:08:11] Syndus Would you really trust anything with the word crypt in it

[02:08:19] Syndus F****** dumb asses

[02:20:47] Syndus Yes sera

[02:21:12] Syndus I'm heating beans for dinner

[02:21:28] Syndus Oh the pic

[02:21:44] Syndus Ah hahaha

[02:21:50] Syndus XD

[02:22:38] Syndus Dude, you get one more

[02:38:39] Syndus I want the people that matter enough to me to know that the reason I quit irc for so long was irl bs, relationships, love, pain, life in general hasn't been easy for me. So, I apologize for my lapse in tech savvy sense while I was dealing with dieing and bouncing back from that mentality for so long.

[02:40:23] Syndus Identify

[02:40:48] Syndus Now

[02:40:58] Syndus Papers plz

[02:43:03] Syndus I prefer to know who I'm talking to...not the whims of the would be mysterious or the perversion of humor.

[02:45:46] Syndus Who was that^

[02:46:11] Syndus I need to know

[02:48:17] Syndus Nobody on here is ever just down right kind to me unless they know my disposition irl.

[02:49:01] Syndus Is it pity?

[02:49:57] Syndus Because my brain broke, and I'm not the same?

[02:50:21] Syndus I love the assumptions

[02:52:20] Syndus We grow

[02:52:29] Syndus That's what we do

[02:53:02] Syndus Can it, naturalist

[02:53:46] Syndus I got your number a looong time ago, bud.

[02:54:36] Syndus Because you forget to hang up.

[02:55:01] Syndus I'm right here

[02:55:43] Syndus Dude, pay me enough and I will muse you into coercion.

[02:57:44] Syndus I'm not offering sex, do you know what a muse is?

[02:58:54] Syndus I see, glad ment

[02:58:58] Syndus Gta

[02:59:13] Syndus Damn dude work on your humor

[03:00:15] Syndus Hello rando!

[03:00:27] Syndus Kinda

[03:01:02] Syndus No one did I ever tell you about my friend p farm but died in chicken coop

[03:01:53] Syndus I've kept so much for me guys and I'm going to continue to do so because this is not the right night to bring in reality when you. Guys just wanna relax

[03:02:44] Syndus I don't have anybody else dude

[03:02:48] Syndus I'm sorry

[03:03:34] Syndus Are you going to die on yours

[03:03:55] Syndus Nobody ever does

[03:04:05] Syndus I hope you find a baby in those rows

[03:04:09] Syndus And he can fly someday

[03:25:53] Syndus It was a superman joke dude

[03:26:06] Syndus I hate sp as a title

[03:26:24] Syndus It sucks and has since ww2

[03:26:33] Syndus Superman

[03:27:38] Syndus Login he is the lamest superhero we ver

[03:27:44] Syndus Ever*

[03:28:23] Syndus Fuck flying with powers, put your arms out

[03:28:30] Syndus Lol

[03:38:43] Syndus No_One I've known you long enough to cast doubt and positivity

[03:39:06] Syndus Stfu!

[03:39:31] Syndus Not you, the quacks

[03:42:14] Syndus Just saying, you're still one of the few people on irc I can still come back to, and you've moved an inch. I respect that.

[03:43:45] Syndus Go ask your Dr about seaquil

[03:44:10] Syndus No time to drink when you're asleep

[03:44:19] Syndus Yo

[03:44:55] Syndus No_One has

[03:45:35] Syndus No shit

[03:45:47] Syndus Hi nice to meet ya bud

[03:46:07] Syndus Lol

[03:46:48] Syndus Thorazine was fun at 9 yo. I'm not crazy though.

[03:46:53] Syndus Lol

[03:47:53] Syndus No they thought I was autistic and skipped me grades only to be unchallenged until I'm supposed to sort it out myself....life has been interesting dude

[03:48:39] Syndus Nope

[03:48:56] Syndus I read em too

[03:50:17] Syndus Everyone that taught me that I wasn't normal, is dead.

[03:51:56] Syndus And I never respected them long enough as a kid to take it into consideration....now that I'm older and not fucking abused on a daily basis....it seems silly to me...and I can beat whole sale ass in provocative ways.

[03:52:12] Syndus Yaa guys feel me now? This is hard.

[03:52:24] Syndus Faster

[03:52:33] Syndus ...

[03:52:58] Syndus It's just adhd

[03:53:08] Syndus That's it

[03:53:43] Syndus Bringing back an old one? Here when you're a clown no one takes you. Seriously everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face

[03:55:01] Syndus Of course they don't there are nones and this is speech to text

[03:55:33] Syndus Half of the time when i'm gonna get serious I actually do type

[03:56:07] Syndus No i'm saying it sucks to be misunderstood before you even hit puberty and the crystallization of that experience makes it really hard for a man to come into was on does anybody feel me in that

[03:57:10] Syndus Are you kidding? I think observing marriages at this point is a hobby of mine. People are broken and they find someone just as f***** u* as they are and call it good. They don't even challenge eachother.

[10:11:00] Syndus Food morning

[10:11:05] Syndus Lol good*

[10:11:26] Syndus N Ada, woke up at 4am

[10:11:52] Syndus Oh you haven't slept yet

[10:11:57] Syndus Lol

[10:12:04] Syndus Oh quit it

[10:12:27] Syndus I went to bed at like 9pm

[10:13:33] Syndus But that's just a theory

[10:13:39] Syndus A game theory

[10:13:42] Syndus Lol

[10:15:12] Syndus I'm half assed watching old Caddicarus

[10:16:05] Syndus I woke up and it was playing, saw a cameo of Gerard at about 200 lbs and thought....man this IS old lol

[10:17:35] Syndus Hey matcat, you happen to remember me mentioning morrowind yesterday?

[10:17:59] Syndus I was wondering if you've ever seen the lafave bros b4?

[10:18:21] Syndus .yt lafave oblivion 4

[10:18:29] Syndus Those guys^

[10:19:19] Syndus Nope you fine gone fucked up now, your sacks touched.

[10:19:33] Syndus Now you're gay forever

[10:19:43] Syndus Lol

[10:20:20] Syndus .yt wierd Russian singer

[10:20:34] Syndus Lol @ that shit dude^

[10:20:44] Syndus Vitas

[10:20:52] Syndus Off and on

[10:21:14] Syndus Dude looks like mcullay Culkin in a straight jacket

[10:21:41] Syndus ...and I like bunnyears lol

[10:23:03] Syndus Nope

[10:23:21] Syndus Marked for later

[10:23:43] Syndus I can't drink dude

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