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Kuro-chan
was getting the last slice of triple-chocolate layer cake
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LimitServ
set mode +l 219
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn22.556s, which makes you a total of 129 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 13 (duck chewer). \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Kuro-chan
I'm out of chocolate cake, now
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tr
[S] <+phish> sad day
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DuckHunt
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Ahsoka
hands Kuro-chan a huge red velvet cake
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Kuro-chan
looks at velvet cake
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Kuro-chan
it doesn't appear to be homemade.
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DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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Kuro-chan
can sniff sniff the vegetable oil in it
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Kuro-chan
sets it down
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MatCat
gives Kuro-chan the business
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MatCat
the BUSINESS :D
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Kuro-chan
fine, don't answer. whatever...
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MatCat
Kuro-chan "the" business
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MatCat
well I just had some pine nipple juice, so I found that imnage
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phonekait
If you want boobies, you could just ask. I'm sure ComputerTech will show you his.
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phonekait
If you ask nicely, I'm sure Audi will show his too
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Kuro-chan
what does pineapples have to do with business?
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phonekait
Kuro-chan: he wants to get his dick wet
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MatCat
Kuro-chan: nothing
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MatCat
the business is seperate from the pineapples
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MatCat
its better that way
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MatCat
Kuro-chan: would you go into a pen with a gator?
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Kuro-chan
does it come with an eraser?
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MatCat
I don't think gators care about erasers
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MatCat
irish666: nice, you smoknig some good shit
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Kuro-chan
well, a pen is mightier than a sword
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MatCat
Kuro-chan: I don't think gators care much about pens either :P
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MatCat
hard to use a pen without a hand
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Kuro-chan
well, you were telling me about going into a pen, after all
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Audi
phonekait: I will fist you, silence woman
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phonekait
Audi: my cat is still less of a pussy than you are.
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MatCat
yes in context its clear a pen being a container, not an ink pen since you can't fit in an ink pen
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Kuro-chan
phonekait: Your cat is awesome
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foxy
.quote add <Audi> phonekait: I will fist you, silence woman phonekait> Audi: my cat is still less of a pussy than you are. Kuro-chan> phonekait: Your cat is awesome
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Quotes
[Quote] Added quote #441 by foxy
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Quotes
[Quote] <Audi> phonekait: I will fist you, silence woman phonekait> Audi: my cat is still less of a pussy than you are. Kuro-chan> phonekait: Your cat is awesome
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foxy
so out of context
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Kuro-chan
I was referring to her pet
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Kuro-chan
who does not discriminate against her
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foxy
but my mind was in the gutter
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Kuro-chan
only shows her love and affection.
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MatCat
this is why you get the business Kuro-chan :D
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Kuro-chan
probably makes her hubby a pinch jealous
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foxy
giggles
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Audi
Rude bitches
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foxy
thank you sir
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tr
[T] <login> How can an animal be rude?
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foxy
i'm that bitch
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Kuro-chan
sneaks away to do his evening exercises (that is explicitly not a euphamism for anything)
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foxy
$imdb antebellum
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Angel
[Movie] Title: Antebellum | Year: 2020 | Rating: 5.8 | Tomatometer: 31% | Genre: Drama, Horror, Mystery | Plot: Successful author Veronica Henley finds herself trapped in a horrifying reality and must uncover the mind-bending mystery before it's too late. | brought in part by foxy
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foxy
^^^^^ great movie
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tr
[T] <login> but it's horror
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foxy
you are what?
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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tr
[S] <+phish> yes
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MatCat
spaghetti rape!
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MatCat
puffyy: I knew a girl that was puffy once
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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crovax
is that a nice way of saying fat
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crovax
is a bit puffy himself
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joined #computertech
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crovax
farts
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crovax
still puffy :(
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Internets
:: YouTube Peter Paul & Mary - Puff The Magic Dragon (with Lyrics) :: (03:28) :: Views 16,971,875 :: Rating [+] 94,617 likes [+] 94,617 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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MatCat
crovax: no it was a joke her mom called her when she was stoned
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MatCat
she was actually a hot ginger
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crovax
how did i see the bot before the link [21:55:24] <+Internets> :: YouTube Peter Paul & Mary - Puff The Magic Dragon (with Lyrics) :: (03:28) :: Views 16,971,875 :: Rating [+] 94,617 likes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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MatCat
I almost fucked her
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crovax
almost only counts in horseshoes
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icopus
lmao, crovax. Not a bot. That was me.
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crovax
Internets is you too?
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MatCat
all the internets?
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crovax
i saw Internets before i se the link you posted icopus
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Angel
crovax meant to say: i saw Internets before i saw the link you posted icopus
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icopus
I walked and right away I see only your post, "Still puffy".
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crovax
look at the order of what i copy n pasted
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icopus
I didn't see Internets. Yeah, wtf why you did.
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icopus
I see the link before the bot.
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icopus
CT!!!!!!!!!!!! CT is in the house afterall!!!!!!!!!!!!
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crovax
somehow the network bot saw your url and sent that message to where i saw it faster than i was able to see yours
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icopus
Damn, I thought I missed you again!
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crovax
one can only be so lucky
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icopus
CT is okay though he does leave a mess behind after everywhere he goes.
[02:00:25]
crovax
he was raised in a barn
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MatCat
its true, ComputerTech left a sticky puddle in my chan
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icopus
Hey, CT... check this out....
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icopus
hugs ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
hugs icopus
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icopus
I finally did it right, eh?
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crovax
tf is goin on here
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ComputerTech
icopus was idk, the first person i met on IRC i think
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MatCat
crovax, drugs, hookers, and a good time
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crovax
"old" says the 12 year old
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ComputerTech
he still hasn't caught onto IRC commands ;p
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icopus
Yes, oldl pals.
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Rizon
set mode +v [itchyjunk]
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joined #computertech
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icopus
old fart
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crovax
like i said, "old"
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icopus
That sounds about right.
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icopus
I think I was your first, CT. =$
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ComputerTech
ye think you were the first person i met on IRC
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crovax
the og daddy
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icopus
On a computer help .... place.
[02:03:44]
ComputerTech
he went offline and idk how else to contact him
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icopus
That's it!
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+
icopus
Are they still around???
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crovax
howd you find computerhope
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ComputerTech
haven't returned much, but i poked around since
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icopus
I've not returned at all. Assholes.
[02:04:43]
crovax
that didnt answer my question
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ComputerTech
crovax, they're awkward sometimes ig lol
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icopus
Oh yeah, I forgot about Quantos.... but he had his moments too.
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icopus
crovax, I just kept searching until they finally came up in a search. I was pretty desparate.
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ComputerTech
in case you didn't know icopus, this irc network is called rizon :p
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tr
[S] <+phish> no this is patrick
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icopus
Yes, that's the link I use now.
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+
icopus
No wait.... I lied.
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+
icopus
Kiwi IRC is the link.
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ComputerTech
but the irc network you're connecting to is rizon :p
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+
icopus
But I did know it was Rizon.
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ComputerTech
itches [itchyjunk]
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Internets
:: YouTube Snoopy V.S. The Red Baron -- The Royal Guardsman :: (02:41) :: Views 7,354,564 :: Rating [+] 43,831 likes [+] 43,831 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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icopus
Oops... and now for something completely different.
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*
[itchyjunk]
moans
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Audi
Words to my ears
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crovax
i remember getting one when they were new
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crovax
HP Pavilion 550mhz 20gb hdd
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crovax
forget the ram
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*
ComputerTech
itches Audi also
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+
icopus
Commandor Vic 20
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+
icopus
That should date me.
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icopus
I spelled it wrong. Crap.
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+
icopus
With a data cassette tape machine.
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+
icopus
No internal memory.
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+
icopus
Yep. Old. BUT, I mowed the lawn this morning and then put together a bed.
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+
icopus
(We just got a new mattress).
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 5.73s, which makes you a total of 130 ducks (including 11 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [66 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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icopus
foxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+
icopus
Congrats, foxy!
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foxy
icopus!!!!
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foxy
thank you
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ComputerTech
set mode +v icopus
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socraticDev
the sun is almost going up for you now
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foxy
what part of texas?
[02:14:19]
socraticDev
listen to the little birds chirping
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+
icopus
CT, the weather has been quite rainy for two months. I've got mold on the ground in our front garden.
[02:14:37]
foxy
socraticDev, you're in lubbock?
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icopus
foxy, just SW of Houston.
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+
icopus
Close enough, CT.
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*
ComputerTech
nods
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foxy
i'll be in killeen on monday
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foxy
and humble the following saturday
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icopus
But we should be drying out for a week or 2 at least.
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icopus
No kidding, foxy!
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icopus
business, family? I know it ain't vacation, lol.
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foxy
i'm going with my friend
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foxy
her brother lives in killeen and her cousin is graduating from a school in humble
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icopus
And your friend has business or family there?
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+
icopus
Ha! I knew it.
[02:16:37]
foxy
but she'll be moving there (killeen) too
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icopus
Ain't much to visit other than family in those towns.
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+
icopus
Moving there? Why oh why?
[02:16:54]
foxy
i have family in sugarland
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+
icopus
Sugar Land!
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foxy
she wants to find herself an army man
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+
icopus
CT, it used to be Imperal Sugar's headquarters.
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+
icopus
They made sugar in Sugar Land... I think from sugar beets.
[02:17:56]
foxy
long time ago
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icopus
Yes, they pulled out some years ago.
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ComputerTech
runs
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MatCat
well butter my buscits
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MatCat
biscuits even
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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+
icopus
foxy, so your friend wants to move to Killeen to find an army man. With not much around there, the army men are..... like ex prisoners. lol.
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MatCat
one has to be pretty upstanding to join the army
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MatCat
and they are generally quite disciplined
[02:20:40]
MatCat
comparing to a prisoner is like comparing a preacher to a bartender
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foxy
oh i was joking about the army man part
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foxy
her brother is in the army
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icopus
MatCat, you are quite right. Nothing like the military men in old movies.
[02:21:02]
foxy
has been for almost 20 years
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icopus
You got me, foxy.
[02:21:13]
MatCat
movies do love to make shit up for the sake of story
[02:21:33]
foxy
she'll be staying with the brother for a little while until she can find her own place
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icopus
Yeah, it's now difficult to watch a 'historical' movie now that I know that.
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+
icopus
Good tune.
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+
icopus
A little simple though.
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Internets
:: YouTube Cloudburst Flight (Remastered 2018) :: (07:29) :: Views 3,090 :: Rating [+] 96 likes [+] 96 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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icopus
Turn it up!
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DuckHunt
The golden duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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foxy
why is syndus banned?
[02:24:13]
foxy
Mikoolo, did it
[02:24:21]
ComputerTech
could've been because of his connection i bet
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foxy
set mode -b Syndus!~androirc@Rizon-60006159.sub-174-255-1.myvzw.com
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icopus
foxy, if you don't mind, where is the general area you're coming from?
[02:24:34]
MatCat
wow ban list is massive
[02:24:47]
foxy
northeast louisiana
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icopus
boudin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+
icopus
Gumbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+
icopus
Blackened Redfish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:25:13]
foxy
fried gator
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+
icopus
BBQ shrimp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:25:20]
foxy
jambalaya
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yournamehere
hot dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+
icopus
Cajun Fried Catfish, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:25:39]
MatCat
my dick is luke warm
[02:25:49]
Internets
[YouTube] No results found
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foxy
cajun blackened catfish
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foxy
cajun chicken pasta
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icopus
Hell, anything cajun blackened. lol.
[02:26:43]
MatCat
yournamehere: ever go noodling?
[02:26:47]
foxy
we should get ComputerTech to try catfish
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MatCat
fried catfish is very tasty
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icopus
We went to NO once and, I swear, found the ONLY terrible restaurant in NO.
[02:27:46]
foxy
i miss the catfish festival we used to have
[02:27:49]
foxy
covid killed it
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icopus
lol, CT. New Orleans.
[02:28:05]
MatCat
foxy how dare a common cold kill it :(
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crovax
you're not european
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ComputerTech
crovax, i'm on the European continent
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crovax
youre on the irish island
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crovax
in the united kingdom
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crovax
do you use the euro at home?
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MatCat
the people of UK needs to overthrow its government, the monarchy, and start a new government
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icopus
So on the way back from NO, we stop in Lafette to stock up on 10 lbs of boudin. Can't find ANY good boudin in or around Houston.
[02:29:27]
ComputerTech
crovax, in north, no, but in south yes
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Rizon
set mode +o million
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crovax
the answer is no
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crovax
youre in the uk
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foxy
now i want some catfish
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foxy
hi million
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crovax
british isles
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MatCat
I just heard a hot sounding girl on the ham radio
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icopus
Again, I swear, we found the worst place to get it. Wasted 10 lbs of boudin. Threw it OUT!
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million
bad boy reporting for duty
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MatCat
I want to know who this hot girl is
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foxy
wb bad boy
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icopus
But had the very best gumbo and boudin in NO. Then found bbq on the quarter. Damn, that's good!
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foxy
icopus, i found hte best places selling boudin are like gas stations :P
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DuckHunt
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
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DuckHunt
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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+
icopus
In LA... Yes, now I know that. Thanks.
[02:31:51]
DuckHunt
million > You throw a bucket of water on magic in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again. Your purchase made you go back to level 28 (duck impaler).
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+
icopus
Houston gas stations sell taco if they sell food.
[02:32:01]
MatCat
I need to find this girl and meat her
[02:32:49]
DuckHunt
MAGIC's magazine supply is already full.
[02:32:50]
DuckHunt
Your purchase made you go back to level 14 (duck eater).
[02:33:03]
MatCat
does duckgoose ever talk?
[02:33:17]
Internets
:: YouTube Vangelis - Chariots Of Fire :: (03:35) :: Views 23,574,459 :: Rating [+] 279,231 likes [+] 279,231 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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MatCat
duckgoose is responsible for putting me on UD
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MatCat
ComputerTech have yuou seen my ud?
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Internets
:: [1/1] MatCat :: MatCat - Gun loving [alt right] nut that hangs out on [freenode]. Dreams about one day defending his marijuana stash with a [machine gun]. ::
[02:33:41]
MatCat
I am not alt right though
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Internets
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MatCat
duckgoose did that lol
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icopus
CRAP! GOTTA GO! G'NITE YALL! NICE TALKING TO YALL!