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Tuesday, May 23, 2023

[10:53:42] Syndus So, today I woke up and saw a deer nibbling my neighbor's flowers. So I balled up some bread and hit it hard in the side of the head. Gucker looks up at me, and trots off.

[10:54:05] Syndus After he grunted lol*

[11:00:48] Syndus So

[11:00:51] Syndus Hey

[11:01:26] Syndus Say you roll ip on a 711 at night, doors are locked, it's blaring opera music, and all the lights are on.

[11:01:36] Syndus What do

[11:01:49] Syndus https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/13ovp1g/this_711_playing_opera_music_late_at_night_all/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[11:02:56] Syndus Hmm

[11:04:21] Syndus I think...dudes in the back with someone tied to a chair in the walk in, and he's about to put a smile on that face with a razor...aaand cue the music

[11:04:36] Syndus That's MY imagination lol

[11:05:35] Syndus With some iced chianti and Fava beans fthfthfthfth

[11:06:32] Syndus "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face"

[11:07:25] Syndus No

[11:07:38] Syndus Pfft fuck that

[11:07:45] Syndus Poor my ass

[11:08:29] Syndus No, ct is nice to me because I'll extort him and his secrets

[11:17:17] Syndus I cit my own hair for years now, saves so much $ oh! I forgot to mention, lol i chipped off my long ass hair the other day, too hot.

[11:18:13] Syndus CT are you like this because you have an unnaturally large clit?

[11:18:27] Syndus I heard it's so big, its like a lil cock

[11:18:41] Syndus :D

[11:18:55] Syndus Lol clerks 2 quote bud

[11:19:20] Syndus I still need to see 3

[11:19:34] Syndus And Banshees of inishirin

[11:21:20] Syndus If Chris Farley taught me anything, it's if a big burly biker with piercings rolls up on ya...lol fickin improvise, and rip that thing out of his nipple and feed it to him

[11:44:14] Syndus Man, now there's an angry ass squirrel outside, lil thing was chirping like mad every time I went to hit the bong lol

[11:44:53] Syndus Close the window

[11:44:55] Syndus Lol

[11:45:47] Syndus Does anyone else here, that doesn't treat weed like an idiot, wake and bake most mornings with their coffee or tea?

[11:46:27] Syndus Hi Johnny

[11:46:59] Syndus CT are you trying to rename an email named after a filepath?

[11:47:25] Syndus Just make a partition ot

[11:47:30] Syndus Or mount one

[11:48:33] Syndus Ppl like you is why midway had a program in the 90s to change all the c's to k's in koital wombat

[11:48:45] Syndus Lol

[11:49:01] Syndus COITAL WOOOOMBAAAT!

[12:59:33] Syndus Unus anus

[13:23:16] Syndus Have you guys ever shaved the back of your neck with a knife?

[13:23:27] Syndus Omg it feels amazing!

[13:23:35] Syndus Just be careful

[13:23:48] Syndus Airplane controls back there

[13:25:13] Syndus !bang

[13:25:18] Syndus !bang

[13:25:25] Syndus !reload

[13:25:28] Syndus !bang

[13:25:30] Syndus !bang

[13:25:32] Syndus !bang

[13:25:37] Syndus Lol

[13:25:58] Syndus Fuckin dick cheaney up in here

[13:26:45] Syndus You sure these aren't clipped quails representing a two state solution gone arry?

[13:26:54] Syndus Nooooooo. Never.

[13:27:22] Syndus Lol swiper no swiping

[13:28:22] Syndus Fu dude

[13:29:01] Syndus It's my nintendo!

[13:29:23] Syndus I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

[13:32:03] Syndus FRIENDSHIP!!!

[13:35:52] Syndus "Titty. Titty titty titty!" -Chris Tucker

[13:36:22] Syndus It feels great if you know what you're doing

[13:37:01] Syndus Hot French semen

[13:37:04] Syndus Mmmm

[13:37:14] Syndus Bavarian....ughaughaugh

[13:37:24] Syndus Forbidden doughnut

[13:37:45] Syndus I haven't had a fucking doughnut in years

[13:38:11] Syndus Um yeah. It's free real estate login

[13:38:30] Syndus You're a fucking donut, kait

[13:38:49] Syndus Grody

[13:39:05] Syndus You go to the CVS and get cleaning products

[13:42:31] Syndus Kait

[13:43:33] Syndus One of the funniest things I've heard lately is Dan avidan on game grumps singing along to sonic 06 hedgehog "i'm rolling around at the speed of sound going to the c v s to buy stuff for my pussy!" 🎶

[13:43:52] Syndus It's stuck in my head lol

[14:36:32] Syndus Mhmm kids which leads ne to my next point, don't smoke crack

[14:36:46] Syndus Noooooes

[14:38:06] Syndus Omg there's so many house options on morrowind...choosing an easy one like breezehome, is still a long task

[16:19:13] Syndus The rash or the sound it makes?

[16:57:31] Syndus HEY!

[16:57:51] Syndus Who wants a muffin!?

[16:58:23] Syndus nj, lol I made muffins

[16:58:48] Syndus Bran with fruit, apricots, blewbs, n stuff

[16:59:06] Syndus I made them dork

[16:59:19] Syndus Baaaaaleeeewbs

[17:00:22] Syndus Just like your hymen?

[17:00:36] Syndus Lol

[17:11:15] Syndus ...and muffins

[17:12:45] Syndus Germany is strange. They have the biggest lust of banned games omg but, you guys are like the Dutch version of wierd Japanese shit lol

[17:12:57] Syndus That does not make sense

[17:13:16] Syndus Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury...

[17:13:23] Syndus This is Chewbacca

[17:13:36] Syndus That dies bot make sense!

[17:13:47] Syndus *does not

[17:14:53] Syndus Sweat

[17:15:00] Syndus Lol

[17:15:27] Syndus I'm more than aware of localization tact

[17:15:47] Syndus MIEN LABEN!

[17:16:05] Syndus Robo Hitler!

[17:16:20] Syndus Sorry

[17:16:24] Syndus Nostalgia

[19:16:09] Syndus The jews faked another moon landing again today...

[19:16:21] Syndus Lol

[19:16:26] Syndus Timing

[19:24:21] Syndus Kait

[19:24:30] Syndus Telegram, host it here lol

[19:25:28] Syndus You sloppy vagnus

[19:25:56] Syndus You bloovagoo

[19:29:17] Syndus YOU LIE!

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