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[15:17:47] & h4 was gibt's da zu lachen?

[15:18:34] & h4 selbst beim Nachlesen finde ich da nichts lustiges dran

[15:19:05] & h4 dass das Drecksvieh abhaut, wenn du schiesst?

[15:19:08] & h4 hier ist was lächerliches

[15:19:14] & h4 mein SZ geht nicht

[15:19:24] & h4 Döner dann

[15:19:31] & h4 Dürüm dann

[15:19:37] & h4 mies

[15:19:58] & h4 ß

[15:20:00] & h4 geht

[15:20:01] & h4 :D

[15:20:10] & h4 digga

[15:20:15] & h4 Caps my ass

[15:24:57] & h4 Dr_DICK: i see you also browse /r/tooktoomuch

[15:25:00] & h4 a man of culture

[15:25:56] & h4 understandable

[15:26:13] & h4 oh that guy lol

[15:37:51] & h4 Frogorg: why did you scream earlier?

[15:38:42] & h4 wow

[15:39:04] & h4 perhaps it is soft locked and you need to have stereo on them

[15:39:07] & h4 *need to pay to have

[15:39:25] & h4 i haven't worked out yet either

[15:39:28] & h4 it's all good ;)

[15:42:32] & h4 oof

[15:42:36] & h4 backfired a little, huh Ahsoka?

[15:42:48] & h4 that's what you get for being a meanie!

[15:47:20] & h4 oh god no

[15:47:23] & h4 it's login of all people

[15:47:50] & h4 just wait, he will start talking out of his ass in no time

[15:49:30] & h4 Ahsoka: that depends on your opinion about him

[15:49:34] & h4 if you think he is an assface

[15:49:35] & h4 then both

[15:49:47] & h4 boah

[15:49:53] & h4 da kommt der scheiß Alemann wieder und ballert rum

[15:50:23] & h4 Schweig, Ahsoka! Es werden jetzt schöne Sprachen gesprochen

[15:51:53] & h4 it pains me to admit it

[15:51:57] & h4 but i have to agree with login

[15:52:03] & h4 german has been used here so often

[15:52:07] & h4 you could have learned it by now

[15:52:24] & h4 freewifi1 gets a pass for now, since he hasn't been around that long

[15:53:11] & h4 that must be the ass talking again

[15:53:24] & h4 Ahsoka: why?

[15:53:30] & h4 apart from Japan

[15:53:33] & h4 where do they speak japanese?

[15:54:01] & h4 learn spanish instead

[15:54:38] & h4 if the subs ever contain obscenities aimed at ComputerTech

[15:54:41] & h4 we will know Ahsoka succeeded

[16:19:46] & h4 huh

[16:57:09] & h4 Frogorg: what mods are you using?

[16:57:38] & h4 this was more out of interest for myself

[16:57:45] & h4 perhaps there are some mods you can recommend?

[16:58:05] & h4 saw a mod that makes it easy to build roundabouts. Something that is really needed :D

[17:29:29] & h4 Frogorg: it's actually quite simple

[17:54:37] & h4 Frogorg: ugh

[17:54:38] & h4 docker

[17:54:49] & h4 nextcloud is so trivial you don't need that extra layer of garbage

[17:55:37] & h4 you can run it as a specific user as well

[17:55:42] & h4 or use lxc

[17:56:37] & h4 lets say a nextcloud user that only has permissions on the directories your nextcloud works in

[17:57:13] & h4 cam: who are you?

[17:57:24] & h4 but using that image may make it even easier

[17:57:31] & h4 i expect stuff will already be configured?

[17:57:53] & h4 is the storage within the container then?

[17:58:07] & h4 has to be

[17:58:11] & h4 otherwise what would be the point?

[17:58:21] & h4 cam: can't remember

[17:58:24] & h4 @seen cam

[17:58:33] & h4 you were here 28 seconds ago

[17:58:35] & h4 sus

[17:58:54] & h4 cam: have you heard of TorS?

[17:59:07] & h4 then clearly you haven't been here before

[17:59:14] & h4 he is being talked about every second day

[17:59:27] & h4 don't

[17:59:30] & h4 they get real pissed

[17:59:44] & h4 bandit: that one is ancient lol

[17:59:52] & h4 computertech312?

[17:59:58] & h4 the programmer, hacker, stuff blabla

[18:00:00] & h4 computertech.co?

[18:00:12] & h4 you should check out the video in the topic

[18:00:16] & h4 Poul's hommage to ComputerTech

[18:00:31] & h4 bandit: good question. Everyone should know this around here

[18:00:45] & h4 cam: a week without anybody mentioning the type of animal he abuses

[18:00:48] & h4 yeah right

[18:01:01] & h4 welcome anyways i guess

[18:01:06] & h4 now, to get you up to speed

[18:01:11] & h4 TorS is ComputerTech's ex boyfriend

[18:01:30] & h4 yeah that relationship ended sorta messy

[18:01:40] & h4 a lot

[18:01:47] & h4 plus he is almost always drunk

[18:01:53] & h4 his family practices incest

[18:01:56] & h4 as quotes will show

[18:02:01] & h4 .quote search hammered

[18:02:05] & h4 .quote read 203

[18:02:12] & h4 this was the first occasion where he got hammered by a relative

[18:02:16] & h4 .quote read 423

[18:02:19] & h4 then his mom did it to him

[18:02:22] & h4 also

[18:02:25] & h4 .quote search mommy

[18:02:34] & h4 he sometimes takes his mom to a hotel

[18:02:42] & h4 only his mom though

[18:02:47] & h4 poul is a crackwhore lol

[18:03:00] & h4 ComputerTech once gave poul some crack

[18:03:04] & h4 then the kitchen started

[18:03:26] & h4 and she is a metric ton of fun

[18:03:29] & h4 literally!

[18:03:45] & h4 but back when she was around here, she kept "farting"

[18:03:53] & h4 which is even more disgusting when you have seen her on video

[18:03:57] & h4 so did Poul

[18:04:00] & h4 i think i bullied him out

[18:04:14] & h4 i don't know, sometimes i end up bullying people without noticing

[18:04:18] & h4 oof

[18:04:29] & h4 he is not allowed to brush his teeth either

[18:04:34] & h4 or rather the last remaining tooth

[18:05:02] & h4 because he kept telling his youtube audience that she messed up

[18:05:06] & h4 and she gets real worked up about it

[18:05:20] & h4 ever seen a dog on a leash brush his teeth?

[18:05:26] & h4 she sometimes throws him some bones to gnaw on

[18:05:35] & h4 usually more crackwhores

[18:05:50] & h4 Poul is quite the hound

[18:05:54] & h4 i think he works out too

[18:06:03] & h4 oh boi

[18:06:13] & h4 ever put OJ in your pan and fry it?

[18:06:18] & h4 he certainly did

[18:06:30] & h4 if you inspect his kitchen closely you can find remains of the last 50 videos

[18:06:45] & h4 check out his earlier videos with that old shitty stove

[18:06:57] & h4 that probably had five previous owners who cared as much about cleaning as he does

[18:07:33] & h4 until it became a video itself

[18:07:36] & h4 he had to replace the cat

[18:08:18] & h4 cam: make sure to check out the video where aimee is wearing that tight shirt

[18:08:22] & h4 and her belly keeps trying to escape

[18:08:42] & h4 the one with the chicken in OJ

[18:09:05] & h4 they put in some orange juice

[18:09:07] & h4 out of a bottle

[18:09:10] & h4 looks like sugar in a can

[18:09:14] & h4 then they threw in random spices

[18:09:20] & h4 and some chicken that is likely raw

[18:09:37] & h4 he actually has a channel here

[18:09:44] & h4 should you have question about his awesome work

[18:09:47] & h4 i am probably banned

[18:10:03] & h4 well no, i am not

[18:10:36] & h4 TOLD YOU!

[18:10:45] & h4 that channel takes all his time

[18:10:51] & h4 he has around 50 views per video

[18:10:56] & h4 that audience needs to be tended too

[18:10:58] & h4 *to

[18:11:05] & h4 i think he is canadian

[18:11:14] & h4 see topic :D

[18:11:26] & h4 oh and the one to Suntop which directly tells us who is responsible for PoulsKitchen being a thing

[18:11:30] & h4 awesome editing or something

[18:11:47] & h4 cam: he had to slap that intro onto that

[18:11:53] & h4 20 secs intro, 5 secs birthday wishes

[18:12:00] & h4 he desperately needs an outro if you ask me

[18:12:27] & h4 Aimee singing while involuntarily farting

[18:12:39] & h4 yeah

[18:12:40] & h4 but not too much

[18:13:45] & h4 oh wow

[18:13:46] & h4 homemade pizza

[18:13:47] & h4 that is new

[18:14:32] & h4 you just don't have his skills

[18:14:37] & h4 if you had, you could turn cola into a sauce

[18:14:59] & h4 he hates me

[18:15:02] & h4 i'm certain of it

[18:15:29] & h4 man that homemade pizza video makes me mad

[18:15:52] & h4 i guess by now he has forgotten me

[18:15:54] & h4 or i hope

[18:16:20] & h4 that is likely raw too

[18:16:27] & h4 cam: watch the spill in the next video :D

[18:16:35] & h4 he won't clean it up

[18:16:53] & h4 .t de en teigrolle

[18:17:00] & h4 he uses a rolling pin for his pizza dough

[18:17:06] & h4 that way you push out all the oxygen within the dough

[18:17:16] & h4 oh the cat :O

[18:17:33] & h4 he smears flour on the table

[18:17:36] & h4 it looks sticky :D

[18:18:08] & h4 the dough touches the stove...yuck!

[18:18:26] & h4 lol

[18:18:43] & h4 "We're gonna stop the video because we need to clean that all up"

[18:18:46] & h4 yeah right Poul :D

[18:18:59] & h4 he also stole the batman intro music

[18:19:05] & h4 with +50dB

[18:19:15] & h4 everytime a "break" occurs, your ears get blasted

[18:20:14] & h4 i wonder that myself

[18:20:21] & h4 it looks disgusting when he puts it on the dough

[18:21:23] & h4 you must be glad that you entered this channel today

[18:21:30] & h4 your new favourite cooking channel

[18:21:31] & h4 .u tajin

[18:21:50] & h4 he should add a warning in the beginning

[18:21:55] & h4 "Don't try this at home"

[18:22:08] & h4 something like kitchen jackass

[18:22:35] & h4 is he putting ketchup on it?

[18:22:46] & h4 or is that the tajin sauce?

[18:22:52] & h4 irish666: Poul

[18:22:58] & h4 look for pouls kitchen on youtube

[18:23:03] & h4 .yt pouls kitchen homemade pizza

[18:23:06] & h4 that

[18:23:18] & h4 cam: s/watching/enjoying/

[18:23:28] & h4 a lot of skippable stuff

[18:23:40] & h4 when he keeps putting ketchup on it and nobody says anything

[18:24:23] & h4 great filming with him standing in front of a window

[18:24:53] & h4 lol

[18:25:12] & h4 yeah

[18:25:16] & h4 that was boring

[18:25:32] & h4 he puts on more sauce!

[18:26:00] & h4 how much money would it take for you to try one piece of his pizza?

[18:26:11] & h4 20 bucks?

[18:26:35] & h4 "you don't wanna overload your pizza with too many toppings"

[18:26:39] & h4 right, it's covered in sauce already

[18:26:59] & h4 if these morons wouldn't record in portrait mode

[18:27:05] & h4 we could probably make out what he is putting on it

[18:27:09] & h4 very thick

[18:27:33] & h4 i would turn up the volume to understand him better but i am very afraid of another batman break

[18:27:55] & h4 that other stuff is tomato?

[18:28:06] & h4 lol

[18:28:15] & h4 *Aimee breathing heavily* :D

[18:28:21] & h4 she sees the pizza

[18:28:26] & h4 obviously she starts breathing heavily

[18:28:44] & h4 lol

[18:28:59] & h4 lol

[18:29:36] & h4 yeah

[18:29:41] & h4 also really big pieces

[18:30:02] & h4 that dough either gets rock hard or all the shit will fall of if you take a slice

[18:30:17] & h4 still waiting for the cheese

[18:30:43] & h4 i can't understand him

[18:30:46] & h4 why is he unplugging the toaster?

[18:30:57] & h4 lol

[18:31:04] & h4 yeah fuck you Aimee!

[18:31:18] & h4 she is sick of Pouls Kitchen

[18:31:23] & h4 she can't handle the fame that comes with it

[18:31:39] & h4 no, Poul will be put on his leash in a minute

[18:31:41] & h4 and she eats alone

[18:31:46] & h4 he may get leftovers if he is lucky

[18:31:53] & h4 also a second cat appeared

[18:32:07] & h4 they are higher up in the pecking order

[18:32:17] & h4 and another batman break that made my heart jump

[18:32:54] & h4 crunchy

[18:33:12] & h4 what does he mean "before we go"?

[18:33:13] & h4 cut it

[18:33:16] & h4 lets see the dough

[18:33:17] & h4 wtf

[18:33:32] & h4 would you?

[18:33:34] & h4 :D

[18:33:44] & h4 in earlier videos he actually ate it

[18:33:46] & h4 or aimee had to

[18:34:17] & h4 whoa

[18:34:21] & h4 there is another homemade piza video

[18:34:24] & h4 from a year ago

[18:34:33] & h4 .yt pouls kitchen personal homemade pizza

[18:34:40] & h4 with the old stove!

[18:34:42] & h4 hell yeah! :D

[18:34:58] & h4 he even shows it

[18:35:03] & h4 looks mighty meh

[18:35:13] & h4 also fuck Aimee, camera never focuses on the pizza

[18:35:19] & h4 haha

[18:35:22] & h4 diet friendly :D

[18:35:26] & h4 OJ Chicken

[18:35:33] & h4 whole salami pizza

[18:35:49] & h4 probably diet ketchup :D

[18:36:22] & h4 go figure

[18:36:26] & h4 a year ago he made the dough himself

[18:36:28] & h4 now he just bought some

[18:37:15] & h4 don't watch it

[18:37:23] & h4 no wonder he did not make the dough himself this time

[18:37:32] & h4 he uses a spoon

[18:37:39] & h4 does not even dig in with his hands

[18:37:43] & h4 .t de en schneebesen

[18:37:49] & h4 he used a whisk before

[18:37:59] & h4 his flour comes in a bucket

[18:38:06] & h4 yeah

[18:38:15] & h4 shit looks dry as fuck already

[18:38:21] & h4 too much flour, not enough water

[18:38:30] & h4 .t de en krümeln

[18:38:34] & h4 it crumbles lol

[18:38:48] & h4 i have seen softer cookie dough

[18:39:09] & h4 he also presses really hard on it

[18:39:12] & h4 he has no idea what he's doing

[18:39:30] & h4 it also looks really hard

[18:40:04] & h4 start at 10:00

[18:40:09] & h4 look at the dough lol

[18:40:29] & h4 .yt pouls kitchen personal homemade pizza

[18:40:53] & h4 no clue what he put in there

[18:40:56] & h4 but no olive oil at least

[18:40:57] & h4 no sugar either

[18:41:21] & h4 that is "solid" work :D

[18:41:30] & h4 haha

[18:41:52] & h4 also some cables in the flour

[18:42:02] & h4 lol

[18:42:32] & h4 man his kitchen is filthy

[18:42:54] & h4 filthy animal

[18:43:15] & h4 did you notice

[18:43:17] & h4 when cutting the dough

[18:43:21] & h4 the knife comes pre-stained

[18:43:31] & h4 he hasn't cut anything yet and it's already filthy

[18:43:56] & h4 eeew

[18:44:24] & h4 he is talking about his toaster oven

[18:44:25] & h4 is he really?

[18:44:49] & h4 lol

[18:44:58] & h4 wow

[18:44:59] & h4 eew

[18:45:06] & h4 look 17:36

[18:45:11] & h4 the thing he puts the dough in

[18:45:15] & h4 that is really old filth

[18:45:26] & h4 that thing hasn't been cleaned ever

[18:46:08] & h4 puts some ketchup on it again lol

[18:46:26] & h4 clearly

[18:46:29] & h4 the heat however will take care of it

[18:46:42] & h4 he also smears some of the pizza-ketchup on it

[18:46:44] & h4 for next time

[18:47:04] & h4 Nacho Cheese Blend

[18:47:05] & h4 yummmy

[18:47:34] & h4 dude needs feedback

[18:47:38] & h4 use mozzarella ffs

[18:47:44] & h4 that looks disgusting

[18:47:49] & h4 when he puts the nacho cheese blend on it

[18:48:06] & h4 22:05

[18:48:09] & h4 check out the toaster

[18:48:16] & h4 that is not filthy at all

[18:49:17] & h4 ok i'm done

[18:49:43] & h4 i enjoy when Aimee just "screams" some context into the video. She sounds like your typical retard doing it too

[18:49:53] & h4 i wanted to jack off but Poul pretty much ruined the chance of that

[18:50:22] & h4 thx bandit...if you hadn't joined in, i would not have taken it this far :D

[18:51:27] & h4 probably can't sleep tonight either

[18:51:42] & h4 waking up, soaked in sweat, thinking about hard rock pizza dough

[18:51:50] & h4 s/hard rock/rock hard/

[18:52:08] & h4 ComputerTech is a bitch :)

[18:52:20] & h4 $tell ComputerTech you's a bitch!

[18:52:41] & h4 yournamehere: i wanna see you smiling after watching two videos of Poul making pizza

[18:55:37] & h4 dude

[18:55:42] & h4 i was a fat teenager

[18:55:46] & h4 obviously i know a lot about pizza

[18:55:57] & h4 and ever since i started making my own

[18:56:06] & h4 i am horribly disgusted and offended by what Poul is doing there

[18:56:22] & h4 there is only so much you can explain with him being a mouth breather

[18:56:33] & h4 haha

[18:56:36] & h4 OJ chicken

[18:57:10] & h4 you think he sometimes offers his "product" to homeless people and they decline the offer?

[18:57:28] & h4 "I haven't eaten in days" - "Try some of my Pouls Kitchen OJ Chicken!" - "Yeah...no thanks."

[18:57:50] & h4 i think he also put some vinegar in there

[18:58:03] & h4 ok i need to puke now

[18:58:04] & h4 bbl

[18:58:39] & h4 one last thing though

[18:58:44] & h4 .yt merry christmas pouls kitchen

[18:59:18] & h4 it's in the title :P

[18:59:20] & h4 *topic

[19:42:57] & h4 oh god

[19:43:00] & h4 it's mrstupidity again :D

[20:02:09] & h4 yes thank you Mikoolo

[20:02:11] & h4 i think you made your point

[20:05:28] & h4 that just makes it more suspicious

[20:08:31] & h4 that's a lot of cats

[20:10:13] & h4 https://imgur.com/a/ZeLQzo1

[20:10:17] & h4 Mikoolo

[20:10:24] & h4 is this Angela Merkel or Boris Johnson to you?

[20:10:41] & h4 if they had a child

[20:10:43] & h4 this would be it

[20:50:22] & h4 Mikoolo: s/ain't/aren't/

[20:50:25] & h4 i hate your english

[20:50:58] & h4 feel free to correct it properly

[20:51:16] & h4 i think my pig whistles

[20:51:32] & h4 it ain'T

[20:51:58] & h4 you should seh mein German

[21:13:01] & h4 TIL

[21:13:42] & h4 no

[21:41:04] & h4 think about his family though

[21:41:06] & h4 they keep hammering him

[21:41:12] & h4 might as well sleep in the same bed

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