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Sunday, May 28, 2023

[07:53:42] Frogorg hello Dr_DICK

[07:56:24] Frogorg <3

[07:59:35] Frogorg oof

[07:59:40] Frogorg do you have any painkillers?

[08:00:55] Frogorg :|

[08:01:05] Frogorg it's late night, so pharmacies are closed probably?

[08:02:27] Frogorg isn't tendinosis literally inflamattion?

[08:13:28] Frogorg login: what, I've got a file for every member of this channel

[08:13:57] Frogorg will be useful any of you degenerates decides to run for office

[08:14:09] Frogorg login: that's classified

[08:14:31] Frogorg "ONLY FOR CUTE PEOPLE"

[08:14:34] Frogorg oh that covers you

[08:14:36] Frogorg nvm

[08:16:35] Frogorg yes

[08:19:41] Frogorg no he has a Dr degree in DICK

[08:20:19] Frogorg it does

[08:20:34] Frogorg and I can relate because I've rekt my knee

[08:20:54] Frogorg pes anserinus tendinitis

[08:23:48] Frogorg login: making it up? he has doctor's certificate for it

[08:45:24] Frogorg yeah go catch dem Zs

[08:45:59] Frogorg I should go look for an apartment

[08:46:43] Frogorg that reminds me of a funny story

[08:47:06] Frogorg my roommate once came back from party at 2 pm and went straight to bed

[08:47:17] Frogorg but we needed something from his room so I tried to come in ninja style

[08:47:37] Frogorg I'm no ninja so I woke him up, he looks at me and I point my finger at him and tell him "Sleep!"

[08:47:47] Frogorg he immediately falls back asleep, no questions asked

[08:48:32] Frogorg later that day he asked me if I'm a wizard or something

[08:48:49] Frogorg so, Dr_DICK

[08:48:51] Frogorg sleep

[08:53:17] Frogorg I regret clicking that link

[08:53:51] Frogorg and whether he has a free return policy

[08:56:56] Frogorg login: Idk, communist Poland had a "tourist massager for women"

[08:59:02] Frogorg login: official product sheet had a woman massaging her face with it

[08:59:12] Frogorg and Dr_DICK has quit with ping timeout

[08:59:16] Frogorg so maybe he's asleep

[09:02:04] Frogorg I don't think relay relays that

[09:11:08] Frogorg ah okay

[10:44:44] Frogorg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[10:54:43] Frogorg ComputerTech~

[10:55:08] Frogorg based

[10:55:15] Frogorg how do you like it?

[11:16:23] Frogorg I am

[12:24:39] Frogorg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[12:24:44] Frogorg my antiperspirant stains

[13:56:42] Frogorg !fuckstats

[17:39:18] Frogorg hello

[17:39:32] Frogorg herr h4 o/

[17:40:36] Frogorg irish666: this song is about cocaine withdrawal

[17:53:58] Frogorg I want third Monster

[17:54:18] Frogorg FDA disagrees

[17:55:00] Frogorg there's risk of chronic cardiac disease on >1 l energy drinks a day

[17:56:33] Frogorg Mikoolo: GIF is not an advisory body in terms of health

[17:56:45] Frogorg it's literally equivalent to EMA

[17:57:21] Frogorg well, you tried

[17:58:54] Frogorg Mikoolo: and what does "F" stand for in "FDA"?

[17:59:00] Frogorg exactly

[17:59:04] Frogorg what are monsters?

[17:59:34] Frogorg so they're food

[17:59:45] Frogorg and I'm not inferring that from them having caffeine

[18:00:57] Frogorg I'm abandoning this discussion

[18:03:24] Frogorg no

[18:03:35] Frogorg no

[18:03:51] Frogorg no

[18:03:59] Frogorg no

[18:07:47] Frogorg is it like Black Booster whisky?

[18:11:36] Frogorg mmmmm tomatos

[18:11:38] Frogorg :(

[18:16:44] Frogorg dobry wieczór ComputerTech

[18:17:07] Frogorg yes

[18:17:17] Frogorg .t dobry wieczór

[18:20:17] Frogorg ComputerTech: riding a bike while intoxicated is a misdemeanor

[18:20:47] Frogorg h4: POland has very strict drunk driving laws

[18:20:58] Frogorg 0.02% ABV is potentially jail

[18:21:28] Frogorg ComputerTech: don't come back crying when you get 2500 PLN fine

[18:21:36] Frogorg ^ this

[18:21:59] Frogorg Uber then

[18:22:06] Frogorg don't drink and drive

[18:27:57] Frogorg h4: I am sad

[18:28:23] Frogorg I ran out of calories and instead of pizza I've had half a kg of tomatoes

[18:46:51] Frogorg h4: it isn't but pizza is better

[18:46:59] Frogorg and no, I didn't they were the cherry-sized tomatoes

[18:48:08] Frogorg oof

[18:48:54] Frogorg based

[18:49:52] Frogorg superbased

[18:51:17] Frogorg I wish I could share this piece of poetry and have everyone understand it

[18:51:29] Frogorg work tomorrow :( mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdmZYu9Lths

[18:51:37] Frogorg .t całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę

[18:52:04] Frogorg wait, is it?

[18:52:24] Frogorg HA

[18:52:35] Frogorg zielone świątki was today

[18:52:48] Frogorg no

[18:52:56] Frogorg no I mean I work tomorrow

[18:53:09] Frogorg a) I'm a contractor that's constantly short on hours due to leaving early

[18:53:24] Frogorg b) we don't have Pfingstmontag or whatever

[18:54:37] Frogorg even if we were there's a)

[18:54:45] Frogorg I need to work more

[18:55:28] Frogorg but I'm the type of person to hear "okay your baby is due in 9 months" and say "doctor, what would it take to make it 3 months?"

[18:55:54] Frogorg yeah, my consistency and resilience is zero

[18:56:15] Frogorg even at university I was doing all the assignments the day before, crying and pulling all-nighters

[18:57:00] Frogorg there's one thing in my life where you can't rush things and it's the gym, and that's why I suck at it

[18:57:42] Frogorg lol

[18:57:44] Frogorg same

[18:59:56] Frogorg I was almost kicked out of CAD classes for trying to make a dick using one sheet of metal

[19:00:28] Frogorg I was studying in english and they still signed me up for english

[19:00:48] Frogorg so I basically passed it at the first chance

[19:00:54] Frogorg with flying colors

[19:03:44] Frogorg h4: my sister laughed at me for having a German 4.0 in Python

[19:03:50] Frogorg "How?" she asked

[19:04:14] Frogorg "Dude gave 4.0 and exemption from classes for writing 20 easy exercises"

[19:05:13] Frogorg but 3.5 from SS was a major win that was rarely seen by others

[19:09:28] Frogorg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRhmus2BdKc

[19:09:44] Frogorg poking irish666 for no reason

[19:11:09] Frogorg I should probably do my TH homework

[19:11:28] Frogorg irish666: you have a car

[19:11:45] Frogorg based gf

[19:11:59] Frogorg h4: fuck him lol

[19:12:01] Frogorg lol

[19:12:16] Frogorg lmao

[19:12:24] Frogorg we had Linux classes as well

[19:13:19] Frogorg "Dear Professor, I did my exercise list, I helped my [drunk as fuck - sidenote] friend do his exercise list, and I've broken the virtual machine, can I go now?"

[19:13:23] Frogorg h4: wow

[19:13:25] Frogorg WOW

[19:13:32] Frogorg I would like to attend that

[19:13:57] Frogorg that's what I figured if I ever needed to write a kernel module

[19:14:09] Frogorg lol

[19:14:23] Frogorg :|

[19:14:39] Frogorg oof

[19:15:30] Frogorg irish666: can you imagine I bought bluetooth headphones and one of them doesn't work and return form warns me that the seller may reject the return because it was company purchase?

[19:16:41] Frogorg h4: based open substitute function

[19:18:34] Frogorg damn

[19:18:39] Frogorg Polish language is lacking

[19:18:51] Frogorg I wish there was something between "Szanowni Państwo" and "Dzień dobry"

[19:19:43] Frogorg damnbookmarking

[19:28:53] Frogorg ohi Dr_DICK

[19:29:57] Frogorg lol

[19:30:36] Frogorg ok e-mail about headphones: written

[19:30:40] Frogorg th homework: not done

[19:30:51] Frogorg pizza: being considered

[19:32:01] Frogorg nobody asked

[19:32:55] Frogorg h4: did you know that Americans needed PSA to hug their children?

[19:33:25] Frogorg https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OCM5MCHUW_g

[19:35:24] Frogorg irish666: good, based

[19:38:44] Frogorg oh I've heard of it

[19:42:02] Frogorg irish666: but children are still employable in mines

[19:42:12] Frogorg I've had an argument with my friend

[19:42:28] Frogorg I've posted him a photo of Tyskie beer crates under sign "Learn more about feeding your baby"

[19:42:49] Frogorg my friend said "Babies deserve better than Tyskie"

[19:42:57] Frogorg and I said "WELL MAYBE IF THEY EARN FOR IT"

[19:45:36] Frogorg women in kitchen, children in mines

[19:47:51] Frogorg herald: women in mines, children in kitchen?

[20:10:41] Frogorg I'm sleepy already and it's 10 pm

[20:12:13] Frogorg h4: three. third was 1 h ago

[20:12:31] Frogorg yes

[20:14:34] Frogorg lemon?

[20:18:20] Frogorg lol that sucks

[20:18:30] Frogorg as if ever "act normal" helped

[20:19:14] Frogorg ufoporno!!!

[20:19:31] Frogorg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5UkA2Gg-Cc

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