IRC Driven

[15:35:11] & h4 party like it's 1939

[15:51:26] & h4 .t en de grits

[15:51:29] & h4 ugh

[15:51:31] & h4 disgusting

[15:51:34] & h4 we do however foxy

[15:52:24] & h4 yournamehere: thx lola

[15:55:57] & h4 i guess it's still good enough for the garbage

[15:56:01] & h4 throw it away

[15:56:03] & h4 disgusting

[16:08:20] & h4 you really have to ask?

[16:08:22] & h4 out drinking as usual

[16:09:23] & h4 probably TorS mom with him

[16:09:53] & h4 80ish

[16:31:13] & h4 so MAGIC

[16:31:22] & h4 do you sometimes look back at the almost 900 ducks

[16:31:24] & h4 and ask yourself

[16:31:27] & h4 what went wrong in your life

[16:31:31] & h4 ?

[16:32:36] & h4 i feel a bad joke coming

[16:33:32] & h4 so

[16:33:42] & h4 instead of asking in a channel that only has "tech" in its name

[16:33:46] & h4 i advise you to search online

[16:33:55] & h4 this does not sound like something that is hard to find

[16:55:27] & h4 Warrior: if you however have any questions about Pouls Kitchen

[16:55:29] & h4 ask away!

[16:59:11] & h4 Herr Frogorg o/

[17:11:18] & h4 what happened?

[17:11:23] & h4 did you look at a pic of ComputerTech?

[17:11:46] & h4 how come?

[17:20:33] & h4 these fuckers just disappear

[17:35:02] & h4 Frogorg: so have you worked out yet?

[17:37:06] & h4 only pushups so far

[17:37:23] & h4 but i have done those at around 10am

[17:37:45] & h4 i saw some pictures of me the other day

[17:37:51] & h4 it looks like those pushups work out for me

[17:38:16] & h4 but despite keeping my current weight

[17:38:23] & h4 i feel like i'm getting fatter around my belly

[17:52:15] & h4 oh ew

[17:52:17] & h4 it's the drunkard

[17:52:55] & h4 yeah i saw how that might have sounded like i called irish666 a drunkard

[17:53:10] & h4 ah shit, i just wanted to mention that Mikoolo isn't here

[17:53:16] & h4 speak of the devil i guess

[17:53:43] & h4 ha lol

[17:54:15] & h4 yournamehere: you either walked a lot or stopped eating garbage too

[17:54:28] & h4 yeah that'll do

[17:54:55] & h4 what did you call Mikoolo?

[17:55:13] & h4 ffs Ahsoka

[17:55:27] & h4 she just randomly lashes out at everybody

[17:55:31] & h4 even i got insulted by her

[17:55:37] & h4 i always thought she held me in high regards

[17:55:58] & h4 wow mean

[17:56:15] & h4 Ahsoka: don't apologize!

[17:56:19] & h4 it will make you seem weak!

[17:56:22] & h4 rub it in

[17:56:32] & h4 hit him with "You prefer i called you a swine?"

[17:56:38] & h4 that'll show him

[17:57:03] & h4 how formal

[17:57:31] & h4 let him have it Ahsoka

[17:57:37] & h4 he is practically begging for it at this point

[18:00:25] & h4 Ahsoka: i don't know how good your english is

[18:00:32] & h4 but when i said "let HIM have it"

[18:00:39] & h4 i actually wanted you to insult someone else

[18:00:54] & h4 fucking irish

[18:02:48] & h4 hanging is so 1800s

[18:03:15] & h4 it is still out of fashion

[18:04:07] & h4 irish666: s/who/shot/

[18:04:39] & h4 huh my ass

[18:04:53] & h4 ComputerTech: Leiharbeitskraft!

[18:05:08] & h4 nm

[18:05:11] & h4 how's your mom?

[18:05:32] & h4 Ahsoka: s/he isnt/ugly does not even come close/

[18:05:57] & h4 not with you she isn't

[18:06:17] & h4 ComputerTech: s/good/a cunt/

[18:06:33] & h4 oh so you just give blowjobs on the corner

[18:06:36] & h4 oh lol

[18:06:39] & h4 thought you mean Ahsoka :D

[18:06:47] & h4 but no

[18:06:52] & h4 i thought YOU called your mom a cunt

[18:07:08] & h4 suspicious how you sent daddy back to ireland

[18:07:11] & h4 oedipus much?

[18:07:56] & h4 Mikoolo: s/thaught/taught/

[18:08:24] & h4 he is homeschooled

[18:08:29] & h4 his mom really "hammered" it into him

[18:08:35] & h4 .quote search hammered

[18:08:38] & h4 .quote read 423

[18:08:48] & h4 dayum

[18:09:11] & h4 wow

[18:09:15] & h4 calling all females in here cunts

[18:09:17] & h4 that is uncalled for ComputerTech

[18:09:29] & h4 .w hamburg

[18:09:34] & h4 you guys stole my temperature

[18:09:59] & h4 Limburg is warmer because of all the praying down there

[18:10:26] & h4 they are living on a farm

[18:10:30] & h4 Juvie is the basement for him

[18:10:39] & h4 Dresden was much hotter in 1945

[18:10:57] & h4 it also stopped burning

[18:11:08] & h4 the people speak funny though

[18:11:17] & h4 might be damage done by the bombs back then

[18:11:25] & h4 it was a war crime

[18:11:37] & h4 i mean the nazis attacked civilian infrastructure too

[18:11:43] & h4 but that does not mean it was any less of a war crime

[18:12:00] & h4 you throw tons of bombs on civilians to ruin the morale of the country you are fighting

[18:12:03] & h4 Henry Kissinger approves

[18:12:12] & h4 that fucking cunt turned 100 and is still living

[18:12:47] & h4 MAGIC: mit dem goldenen Scheißhaus?

[18:13:01] & h4 Kacken mit Stil

[18:13:18] & h4 irish666: no warfare against civilians is alright imo

[18:13:21] & h4 much less deserved

[18:14:18] & h4 wow MAGIC

[18:14:22] & h4 "Man muss eine Wohnung irgendwie nutzen"

[18:14:37] & h4 lets put a shitload of religious crap inside it and let people pay to enter it

[18:15:04] & h4 lol

[18:15:06] & h4 Privatkapelle

[18:15:10] & h4 was ne Geldverschwendung :D

[18:15:19] & h4 why would you?

[18:15:31] & h4 MAGIC: well you will likely go to hell

[18:15:35] & h4 but you are good in my book

[18:15:48] & h4 "Jesus würde sich im Grab umdrehn"

[18:15:50] & h4 wtf?

[18:15:52] & h4 thought he ascended

[18:15:57] & h4 grave should be empty

[18:16:02] & h4 get your story right you fucking religious nutjobs

[18:16:32] & h4 lol?

[18:16:40] & h4 well it's roughly 200m as the crow flies

[18:17:12] & h4 it is

[18:17:26] & h4 crows are such beautiful birds

[18:17:36] & h4 someone please remove bandit

[18:17:41] & h4 this is going too far

[18:17:47] & h4 i don't care if he's an oper

[18:18:06] & h4 did you not see what bandit just said??

[18:18:22] & h4 Aimee is such a cutie

[18:18:28] & h4 well, roughly ten cuties in one body

[18:18:53] & h4 she is too stupid to get up

[18:18:57] & h4 people will suffocate

[18:18:59] & h4 so ComputerTech since we got you here

[18:19:06] & h4 what's with the birthday video by poul?

[18:19:24] & h4 for you? :D

[18:19:31] & h4 i will have him deliver a homemade pizza for you

[18:19:34] & h4 ComputerTech: FUCKER!

[18:19:37] & h4 i asked you a question

[18:19:46] & h4 be brb for 4 hours after answering it

[18:19:57] & h4 bandit: no pizza, no birthday video

[18:20:01] & h4 ComputerTech had to eat it too

[18:20:07] & h4 he chose to eat out aimee instead

[18:20:23] & h4 :D

[18:20:40] & h4 yes

[18:20:42] & h4 the one and only

[18:20:52] & h4 hottest chick ever on irc

[18:21:06] & h4 bandit has a pin-up of her on his fridge

[18:21:09] & h4 it covers the entire door

[18:21:27] & h4 Mikoolo: the chin(s)

[18:21:47] & h4 Mikoolo: you have no idea what she hides under there

[18:22:35] & h4 .yt pouls kitchen for my aimee

[18:22:38] & h4 NO!

[18:23:14] & h4 waaaaait a minute

[18:23:15] & h4 bandit

[18:23:26] & h4 over a year ago Poul had a video "home made pizza with the kids"

[18:23:32] & h4 btw the third home made pizza video i have found so far

[18:23:42] & h4 but afterwards the kids are never mentioned again

[18:23:47] & h4 you think they had to actually eat that?

[18:24:36] & h4 .yt 6z1Z5zZ4Wz0

[18:24:48] & h4 no clue who that is

[18:24:52] & h4 but obviously he is playing WoW :D

[18:25:05] & h4 and he seems to be in one or two channels

[18:26:03] & h4 ofc Poul and Aimee reproduced ...

[18:26:13] & h4 wouldn't want those awesome genes to go to waste

[18:26:22] & h4 lol

[18:26:36] & h4 that is a worse insult than Ahsoka could have made

[18:26:56] & h4 he said the kids were visiting

[18:27:02] & h4 think social service took them?

[18:27:23] & h4 careful Mikoolo

[18:27:27] & h4 if you claim that AImee is his mom

[18:27:37] & h4 you are on record wanting to have sex with her

[18:29:12] & h4 i had a workfree weekday

[18:29:24] & h4 it's Pfingstmontag after all

[18:29:34] & h4 god bless those religious nuts

[18:30:16] & h4 oh shit fuck you bandit

[18:30:23] & h4 i am stuck on pouls kitchen again

[18:30:27] & h4 wtf is a Steak Sandwich?

[18:36:54] & h4 did you watch the video?

[18:37:07] & h4 then please let login talk out of his ass

[18:37:15] & h4 we got him for that purpose specifically

[18:38:25] & h4 oh

[18:38:40] & h4 so far he has only been talking about stuff he clearly knew nothing about

[18:50:57] & h4 oh god damn it

[18:51:02] & h4 comes in grinning

[18:51:04] & h4 does not even say hi

[18:51:06] & h4 AFTER A WEEK

[18:51:31] & h4 did you just smear chesscake on my chest?

[18:51:42] & h4 so from not even saying hello to coming on REAL strong

[18:51:43] & h4 :D

[18:51:46] & h4 hey

[18:52:10] & h4 right?

[18:52:13] & h4 i trained hard

[18:52:23] & h4 i mean i was hard when i trained

[18:52:41] & h4 MAGIC: it's the little things in life

[18:52:52] & h4 sushi-chan: he always smells like that

[18:52:56] & h4 brushing his teeth won't help

[18:53:04] & h4 germans drink tons of coffee and start smelling foul out of their mouths

[18:53:20] & h4 what does he need teeth for anyways?

[18:53:23] & h4 Kippe und Kaffee

[18:53:25] & h4 german breakfast

[18:53:36] & h4 RIP

[18:53:49] & h4 did anybody notice that i turned Tina Turner into Arno Dübel in the topic?

[18:53:59] & h4 i honestly hoped for more resonance

[18:54:04] & h4 this morning?? :D

[18:54:11] & h4 Tuna Turner is the person flipping the tuna

[18:54:31] & h4 no

[18:54:42] & h4 you don't joke about people's professions

[18:54:56] & h4 yeah MAGIC

[18:55:02] & h4 took you quite a while to notice

[18:55:17] & h4 i obviously did this for my german Kameraden

[18:55:22] & h4 sushi-chan has ESP?

[18:55:28] & h4 comes in handy when snow is falling

[18:55:34] & h4 .u esp

[18:55:39] & h4 none of the above

[18:55:54] & h4 it's the technology that keeps your wheels from ..

[18:56:01] & h4 you can accelerate in snow

[18:56:09] & h4 evenif you drive a mercedes or bmw

[18:56:16] & h4 i'm not very good with cars

[18:56:35] & h4 you gotta open the coffin

[18:56:42] & h4 they are not able to hear you properly

[18:56:43] & h4 otherwise

[18:57:05] & h4 ...

[18:57:15] & h4 i swear that guy could become a german with his humour

[18:58:27] & h4 Mikoolo: i thought we talked about talking out of your ass

[18:58:36] & h4 forget the old germans

[18:58:40] & h4 my humour is top

[18:59:03] & h4 cock = schwanz, tail = schwanz

[18:59:15] & h4 it's a Schwanzschwanz

[18:59:31] & h4 or a dick dick

[18:59:41] & h4 lost in translation

[18:59:50] & h4 uhm

[18:59:52] & h4 lol

[19:00:50] & h4 MAGIC: wow i actually knew that

[19:00:58] & h4 must have searched for Schwanzvergleich earlier

[19:01:24] & h4 sag mal MAGIC

[19:01:28] & h4 Bock auf Deutsch zu schreiben?

[19:01:34] & h4 vllt haut der Bamse dann wieder genervt ab .d

[19:01:34] & h4 .d

[19:01:41] & h4 gottverfickte Scheiße

[19:01:42] & h4 *:D

[19:02:08] & h4 Schaffe, schaffe, Häusle baue

[19:02:25] & h4 get a life digga

[19:02:44] & h4 MAGIC: s/knallt jetzt bestimmt/wird jetzt bestimmt geknallt/

[19:03:17] & h4 der Lutscher trinkt doch eh Magners zum Frühstück

[19:03:19] & h4 Mikoolo: what?

[19:03:59] & h4 i feel a huge sushi-chan message approaching

[19:04:10] & h4 she has been quiet for too long

[19:04:14] & h4 disappointing

[19:04:30] & h4 sushi-chan: they feel the vibrations of the soundwaves

[19:04:38] & h4 and try to dodge them

[19:04:49] & h4 our senses are not that sensitive

[19:05:13] & h4 also in movies

[19:05:18] & h4 people get punched on the head, are knocked out

[19:05:22] & h4 and get up as if they just had a decent ap

[19:05:24] & h4 *nap

[19:05:27] & h4 no damage whatsoever

[19:06:17] & h4 Peorth obviously does not know what he is talking about

[19:06:22] & h4 i described earlier how it works

[19:06:26] & h4 they are dodging the sound waves

[19:06:33] & h4 because they can actually see the sound waves travelling towards them

[19:07:10] & h4 to a snake getting hit by a soundwave is like an irish person sober after 3pm

[19:07:18] & h4 instant disrespect in their community

[19:07:30] & h4 yes

[19:07:39] & h4 slit eyes

[19:07:42] & h4 chinese can too

[19:07:45] & h4 no wait

[19:07:48] & h4 different slit

[19:08:11] & h4 your little hairs in your ear

[19:08:15] & h4 register soundwaves

[19:08:34] & h4 IN

[19:08:35] & h4 sushi

[19:08:41] & h4 you can't shave the inside of your Gehörgang

[19:09:06] & h4 sushi-chan: you obviously did not escape the g up there

[19:09:09] & h4 common mistake

[19:09:24] & h4 likely

[19:09:27] & h4 that happens a lot

[19:09:36] & h4 on your brain

[19:09:56] & h4 cctv in your ear

[19:09:58] & h4 the british way

[19:10:16] & h4 if you widen the ear

[19:10:19] & h4 with a knife

[19:10:20] & h4 sure

[19:11:33] & h4 any more questions?

[19:11:38] & h4 who is this imposter?

[19:11:40] & h4 hey sushi

[19:11:48] & h4 /msg nickserv ghost sushi-chan your-password

[19:12:15] & h4 don't msg nicksrv though

[19:12:23] & h4 that's how zesty once lost his nick :D

[19:12:35] & h4 oh the ridicule he received for that

[19:12:36] & h4 glorious

[19:12:57] & h4 MAGIC: i actually use underscores

[19:13:03] & h4 wow sudden sur

[19:13:04] & h4 <3

[19:13:16] & h4 sur you like cooking?

[19:13:25] & h4 you should watch pouls kitchen

[19:13:26] & h4 !!

[19:13:32] & h4 .yt orange chicken!!!

[19:13:36] & h4 fucking hell

[19:13:40] & h4 .yt pouls kitchen orange chicken!!!

[19:13:53] & h4 how can it not take pouls video?

[19:14:02] & h4 no orange chicken for Poul is chicken in Orange juice

[19:14:12] & h4 haha

[19:14:17] & h4 see the link in the topic

[19:14:23] & h4 .yt pouls kitchen happy birthday computertech

[19:14:57] & h4 sur du müsst übrigens mal Mikoolo zurechtstutzen

[19:15:05] & h4 der macht sich immer ins Höschen, wenn Leute Deutsch schreiben

[19:15:48] & h4 sushi-chan: i just ran out of apples

[19:15:52] & h4 don't antagonize me

[19:16:02] & h4 there are doctors in front of my apartment

[19:16:08] & h4 scratching at the door

[19:16:18] & h4 one is dr_dick

[19:16:24] & h4 banging his penis on my door

[19:16:40] & h4 seems legit

[19:16:52] & h4 sushi

[19:16:59] & h4 i haven't heard about spiders in weeks

[19:17:03] & h4 i blame you

[19:17:13] & h4 i played Playmobil earlier

[19:17:29] & h4 and painted horses in a coloring book

[19:17:32] & h4 i am dandy

[19:17:44] & h4 what can you offer?

[19:18:08] & h4 doesn't sound fun

[19:18:11] & h4 i pass

[19:18:31] & h4 i can offer you some Globuli

[19:18:38] & h4 they heal your <insert condition here>

[19:19:10] & h4 also if you send radio waves at 144hz towards water

[19:19:13] & h4 you can ionize it

[19:19:18] & h4 and it will heal cancer

[19:19:21] & h4 and other diseases

[19:19:49] & h4 audible

[19:19:55] & h4 so no one will "see" it

[19:20:04] & h4 "Hey why is that chick holding her ass out of the water?"

[19:20:21] & h4 "Oh that's just sushi"

[19:20:27] & h4 "she doesn't want people to see her fart"

[19:20:52] & h4 *sushi ripping an insanely loud fart*

[19:21:23] & h4 the bubbles rise to the surface btw

[19:21:29] & h4 and it still smells

[19:21:32] & h4 just so you know

[19:21:55] & h4 hey you brought up that topic

[19:22:23] & h4 i read that we actually have nerves back there

[19:22:29] & h4 that tell us whether it's a fart or not

[19:22:41] & h4 they do fail at times, sure

[19:22:50] & h4 but we all know that our asses can detect what's coming

[19:23:02] & h4 so sushi

[19:23:06] & h4 we arrived at diarrhea

[19:23:22] & h4 should we ever meet in real life

[19:23:24] & h4 warn me before that happens

[19:23:38] & h4 i would not want to sit outside a cafe in paris with you while we discuss diarrhea

[19:23:46] & h4 Ahsoka: you should ask ComputerTech

[19:23:59] & h4 but i don't think your ass can read the intention of the incoming dick

[19:24:02] & h4 it might be accidental

[19:25:06] & h4 i

[19:25:15] & h4 i don't want to be part of this conversation anymore

[19:26:37] & h4 n8 o/

[19:28:39] & h4 you are supposed to kill it before you gnaw on it Ahsoka

[20:11:04] & h4 you mean (:

[20:11:05] & h4 ?

[20:11:11] & h4 or the emoji?

[20:11:53] & h4 means the person has a broken neck but still has a positive outlook on life

[20:16:09] & h4 oh listen to this

[20:16:24] & h4 "Commonly used to convey ironiy, sarcasm, joking, or a sense of goofiness or silliness."

[20:16:28] & h4 *irony

[20:16:44] & h4 wow Microsoft being all weird again

[20:16:52] & h4 their original design of the emoji featured a "full-toothed" grin

[20:17:01] & h4 probably caused a ruckus in britain

[20:17:36] & h4 https://emojipedia.org/confused-face/

[20:17:40] & h4 does this look confused?

[20:17:44] & h4 that looks disappointed to me

[20:19:37] & h4 https://em-content.zobj.net/thumbs/320/microsoft/74/upside-down-face_1f643.png

[20:19:42] & h4 wow, great job Microsoft!

[20:25:41] & h4 hey i have seen pictures of females online

[20:25:44] & h4 i know all about them!

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