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[03:19:04] Mikoolo freewifi1, irish666 is a freedom fighter.

[03:19:23] Mikoolo And pro-unification of Ireland.

[11:38:06] Mikoolo Perfect time to join.

[11:38:11] Mikoolo Or atleast identify.

[11:38:16] Mikoolo 13:37

[11:38:51] Mikoolo We saw a dead badger on E4 today.

[11:45:40] Mikoolo mozambique, hows portugal today?

[11:46:34] Mikoolo * mozambique (~Rahim@Rizon-B9BD147A.cpe.netcabo.pt) joins #computertech

[12:42:46] Mikoolo Fucking nice with a 40 minute hot shower after a cold windy day.

[15:22:51] Mikoolo I am stuffed.

[15:22:59] Mikoolo Ate a whole serving of chicken vindaloo.

[15:23:03] Mikoolo Right amount of spice.

[15:23:18] Mikoolo It's at the level of "It hurts it hurts!" and "So tasty so fucking tasty!"

[15:41:56] Mikoolo deadly, I had chicken vindaloo for dinner, u jelly?

[15:42:13] Mikoolo Tasty!

[15:42:33] Mikoolo I see wez is french.

[15:42:55] Mikoolo Thought you were strayan, wez.

[15:42:58] Mikoolo But I was wrong :(

[15:43:13] Mikoolo Strayan's don't hide from people.

[15:43:26] Mikoolo Home of your favourite beer, deadly.

[15:43:52] Mikoolo I thought you liked Fosters the most, deadly.

[15:44:25] Mikoolo I had Kingfisher for the vindaloo.

[15:44:37] Mikoolo But it was brewed under license in UK. :(

[15:44:42] Mikoolo A indian beer.

[15:45:06] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingfisher_(beer)

[15:45:15] Mikoolo It was a standard lager type of beer, deadly.

[15:45:26] Mikoolo My condolences, wez.

[15:46:06] Mikoolo What did Ahsoka say now, deadly?

[15:46:20] Mikoolo Nice

[15:46:29] Mikoolo I had a croatian beer a while ago.

[15:46:32] Mikoolo Forgot the name.

[15:46:36] Mikoolo It was nice.

[15:46:38] Mikoolo Really nice.

[15:47:28] Mikoolo Karlovacko, thats the beer I had.

[15:49:05] Mikoolo Buy me a snickers deadly.

[15:49:08] Mikoolo Please.

[15:49:19] Mikoolo A twix then?

[15:51:21] Mikoolo Ok then.

[15:51:58] Mikoolo Thats animal abuse, \g.

[15:55:21] Mikoolo Yes deadly?

[15:55:25] Mikoolo Save it.

[15:55:30] Mikoolo Go Duck Dynasty.

[15:55:41] Mikoolo Or ZZ Top if you don't know Duck Dynasty.

[15:55:43] Mikoolo no

[15:55:48] Mikoolo I wanna see the end result.

[15:56:03] Mikoolo Remember to cut the tops of your beard to increase growth, deadly.

[15:56:17] Mikoolo Yeah.

[15:56:20] Mikoolo The tops.

[15:56:25] Mikoolo ok then

[15:56:28] Mikoolo The beard tips then.

[15:56:36] Mikoolo Yeah the end that ain

[15:56:39] Mikoolo 't in your face.

[15:56:45] Mikoolo But is growing away from it.

[15:56:51] Mikoolo Coz they are scared of you.

[15:57:22] Mikoolo You're doing it wrong deadly.

[15:57:27] Mikoolo May I show you how to do it?

[15:57:52] Mikoolo Ok

[15:58:11] Mikoolo /kick deadly

[15:58:12] Mikoolo ^

[15:58:31] Mikoolo You wanted to do it on zack.

[15:58:45] Mikoolo There deadly.

[15:58:46] Mikoolo Do it.

[15:58:49] Mikoolo Coward.

[15:58:50] Mikoolo Frenchie.

[15:58:56] Mikoolo CHELSEA FAN!

[15:59:07] Mikoolo WHATCHAWAITING FOR?

[15:59:33] Mikoolo \g viagra and sleeping pills.

[15:59:38] Mikoolo Best solution.

[16:00:19] Mikoolo Sleeping pills, \g.

[16:01:18] Mikoolo To have an erection while you're asleep.

[16:02:06] Mikoolo Ah you have to get aroused.

[16:02:40] Mikoolo Get caverject then, \g.

[16:03:28] Mikoolo Here's how to use caverject, \g. https://www.premier-clinic4him.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Caverject-Injection-for-Erectile-Dysfunction-07.webp

[16:04:05] Mikoolo And bang all the nurses.

[16:04:24] Mikoolo He gets to bang anyone.

[16:05:16] Mikoolo Here. Have the most romantic song ever produced in US. https://youtu.be/32FBXYZdxWE

[16:06:00] Mikoolo Turned plumber turned cop turned fireman.

[16:06:18] Mikoolo Google him, sushi-chan.

[16:06:52] Mikoolo Here sushi-chan https://i.imgur.com/a8BPVEk.jpg

[16:06:55] Mikoolo Thats Johnny Sins.

[16:07:18] Mikoolo Click on it, sushi-chan.

[16:07:26] Mikoolo No.

[16:07:30] Mikoolo You're french.

[16:09:12] Mikoolo sushi-chan https://i.imgur.com/qsQSYJi.jpg

[16:09:51] Mikoolo Yes she is, wof. \g = Slash g-spot.

[16:10:22] Mikoolo .cc g-spot

[16:11:16] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/iFRa0KZsGhc

[16:13:27] Mikoolo wez theres a game for you in early access on steam right now.

[16:13:30] Mikoolo wez https://store.steampowered.com/app/1577470/Straya/

[16:35:52] Mikoolo Gonna sleep. Be back in about 6ish hours.

[20:57:33] Mikoolo I think the vindaloo was a tad bit too spicy. Had a quite surprising öeek

[20:57:39] Mikoolo peeing experience after my nap.

[20:59:26] Mikoolo D:

[20:59:29] Mikoolo I am?

[21:00:04] Mikoolo :(

[21:00:58] Mikoolo s/anglo/an angel

[21:01:35] Mikoolo :(

[21:01:41] Mikoolo I love liqourice.

[21:02:02] Mikoolo Got a bag of soft fresh finnish sweet liqourice here infront of me right now.

[21:04:18] Mikoolo deadly https://youtu.be/27zx1ZV7nHQ

[21:06:06] Mikoolo I'm eating kouvolan lakritsi Chiester.

[21:06:24] Mikoolo Hope you have no blockage, deadly.

[21:06:47] Mikoolo Chiester, it's whisky time in 2 hours from now.

[21:06:57] Mikoolo Late night whisky.

[21:07:33] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/XV4zVqb9vWc due to this

[21:09:55] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/HFck4CE2L3g

[21:10:44] Mikoolo Manchester C vs Manchester U?

[21:11:00] Mikoolo While the rest of the Manchester alphabet watches and laughs?

[21:12:28] Mikoolo Go to Canal Street and have some beers and holler at the bypassers, deadly.

[21:13:17] Mikoolo :(

[21:13:29] Mikoolo His rear does, socraticDev.

[21:14:01] Mikoolo Chiester the rave should play this song https://youtu.be/U2jl3QIoVws

[21:16:11] Mikoolo deadly, we created a 700meter long traffic jam on the E4 while at work yesterday.

[21:16:25] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_route_E4

[21:17:02] Mikoolo A highway, deadly, most trafficed one in my region.

[21:17:50] Mikoolo They even talked about us on the local radio deadly.

[21:18:13] Mikoolo "Theres trash pickerson E4, we've already recieved a lot of calls about this now."

[21:18:18] Mikoolo pickers on*

[21:18:22] Mikoolo Nah

[21:18:33] Mikoolo Our TMA was blocking traffic so we could work in peace.

[21:19:06] Mikoolo https://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00wQnRrIFlbNpE/Df-Customized-Truck-Mounted-Attenuator-TMA-for-Highway-Anti-Collision-with-Warning-Arrow.jpg this is a TMA

[21:20:00] Mikoolo Seen all kinds of animals now these 3 weeks at work. Moose, deers, snails, snakes, pheasant, mice.

[21:20:04] Mikoolo Dead falcons.

[21:20:07] Mikoolo Dead badgers.

[21:20:15] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:20:19] Mikoolo We got one snake here.

[21:20:27] Mikoolo Eurasian Viper.

[21:20:40] Mikoolo European Adder *

[21:20:48] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:21:03] Mikoolo It's venomous. But deaths caused by it are extremely rare.

[21:21:24] Mikoolo They are dangerous if you're a kid, really old, have poor health or allergic.

[21:21:38] Mikoolo Tatchers Army?

[21:21:58] Mikoolo Thatcher*

[21:22:12] Mikoolo Territorial army?

[21:23:06] Mikoolo They are rare, Chiester. But they've been increasing in numbers lately.

[21:23:17] Mikoolo And they are our only venomous snake.

[21:23:36] Mikoolo I like them. They do good stuff.

[21:23:52] Mikoolo Yeah.

[21:24:35] Mikoolo I've been teasing my neice about getting her a spider for her b-day, deadly.

[21:24:39] Mikoolo A tarantula.

[21:25:08] Mikoolo Grab it by the tailend, deadly.

[21:25:39] Mikoolo If it's jaws are locked into someone else then it's completely harmless to you!

[21:26:14] Mikoolo And the IRA flag on the wall and a dozen armalites under the floor boards?

[21:26:47] Mikoolo Was he a good one?

[21:30:16] Mikoolo Who deadly?

[21:30:36] Mikoolo Ah

[21:30:46] Mikoolo Thats my secret weapon against the german invasion.

[21:31:20] Mikoolo Chiester, jos saksalaiset alkavat puhua saksa sitten mä alka puhua suomea.

[21:31:44] Mikoolo Even to mine is quite poor.

[21:32:35] Mikoolo deadly https://youtu.be/hVd4llA2Z0g

[21:32:40] Mikoolo It has subs.

[21:34:16] Mikoolo .log

[21:34:50] Mikoolo You didn't say good morning to me 16 hours ago, irish666. So that explains why I didn't say good morning to you 16 hours ago.

[21:35:47] Mikoolo Good morning, n0s3y|afk.

[21:36:43] Mikoolo deadly https://i.imgur.com/Y83arrt.mp4

[21:37:04] Mikoolo CLICK IT

[21:37:09] Mikoolo It's 100% SFW

[21:37:15] Mikoolo And soundless!

[21:37:26] Mikoolo Contains no anime stuff, deadly.

[21:37:59] Mikoolo It does however contain asian stereotyping.

[21:41:06] Mikoolo irish666 please /don't.

[21:41:46] Mikoolo Should be scottish666 then.

[21:50:21] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/OREDGRE.jpg

[21:56:38] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/zSQjipC.mp4 lol

[21:56:44] Mikoolo irish666 you'd like that I think.

[21:58:09] Mikoolo I am planning to go to London for a weekend this summer, deadly.

[21:58:20] Mikoolo So I can physically be in UK for a while.

[21:59:50] Mikoolo check your pm deadly.

[22:02:21] Mikoolo A HOUR TO DIABLO 4!

[22:02:25] Mikoolo EU

[22:02:36] Mikoolo I should prepare the whisky!

[22:03:23] Mikoolo deadly if I show up in manchester for a weekend. Will you take me to your favourite pub and drink whisky with me?

[22:03:49] Mikoolo I don't like manchester.

[22:05:30] Mikoolo https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428649806056128543/1113951414360735814/20230602_000447.jpg

[22:05:37] Mikoolo Got me some Tamnavulin Sherry Cask.

[22:05:42] Mikoolo It's deliciously dangerous.

[22:05:46] Mikoolo And cheaper than gasoline.

[22:06:36] Mikoolo We'll drink whisky?

[22:06:59] Mikoolo .cc 323 sek to gbp

[22:07:02] Mikoolo For a 700ml bottle.

[22:07:06] Mikoolo .cc 323 sek to usd

[22:07:12] Mikoolo 40% abv

[22:07:38] Mikoolo Jägermeister is not alcohol.

[22:07:43] Mikoolo It's a cure all medicine.

[22:08:32] Mikoolo Jägermeisters 56 herbs and spices cures everything from whining people to cancer.

[22:08:43] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/5fH0hHZkCJ8

[22:35:53] Mikoolo We got quite a lot of doctors here.

[22:35:57] Mikoolo Dr_DICK and DoctorGoatLips.

[22:39:12] Mikoolo No vaginas tho.

[22:39:22] Mikoolo puffyy change nick to pussyy plz.

[22:42:29] Mikoolo Tell her to pronounce Aboot properly if she keeps saying About, Dr_DICK.

[22:43:44] Mikoolo s/about/aboot

[22:44:02] Mikoolo I know.

[22:44:09] Mikoolo Canadian Red Foreman uses foot condoms.

[22:44:21] Mikoolo Forman*

[22:46:55] Mikoolo He's not dickless if he's a dick, deadly.

[22:47:43] Mikoolo He's dreadfully deadly.

[22:48:04] Mikoolo You shouldn't have eaten her other leg or eye, deadly.

[22:48:26] Mikoolo DR DICK DR DICK CALLING DR DICK! https://youtu.be/-1jPUB7gRyg

[22:49:10] Mikoolo She had the other leg removed so she wouldn't need to spread them for every guy she met, deadly.

[22:49:23] Mikoolo She was prepared from the get go.

[22:49:36] Mikoolo 10 minutes left.

[22:50:08] Mikoolo That reminds me.

[22:50:25] Mikoolo There was a british admiral? that got beaten to death by his crew.

[22:50:38] Mikoolo They beat him with his own peg leg because they thought he had hidden gold in it.

[22:50:40] Mikoolo True story.

[22:51:15] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Aston_(army_officer)

[22:51:33] Mikoolo "They eventually agreed to surrender after a parley on the bridge, but were massacred after they laid down their arms. It is widely believed that the Parliamentarian soldiers killed Aston by bashing his brains out with his own wooden leg, which they believed concealed gold coins.[6]"

[22:51:52] Mikoolo I got some of it right.

[22:55:37] Mikoolo The gist of it, irish666.

[22:56:10] Mikoolo Like, William Wallace and his half blue soldiers and their buttocks.

[22:56:46] Mikoolo Was a joke, irish666.

[22:57:11] Mikoolo I don't remember they teached us about bri'ish history, irish666.

[22:57:35] Mikoolo what they*

[22:58:03] Mikoolo A whole lot about the US civil war tho.

[22:58:22] Mikoolo And how Abrahamius Lincolnicus fought to end slavery.

[22:58:28] Mikoolo Which is actually a half truth.

[22:58:38] Mikoolo He fought to end slavery so white men could get paid jobs.

[22:59:30] Mikoolo Did they teach you about the expeditionary forces that ventured out into the african jungles, deserts and savannahs to capture innocent tribes people, irish666?

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