IRC Driven

[17:34:39] & h4 imagine two grown ass men

[17:34:42] & h4 cheering on a script

[17:34:52] & h4 online

[17:38:35] & h4 imagine ending up in a relationship with her MAGIC

[17:38:41] & h4 and every mothers day her weird son takes her to a hotel

[17:38:47] & h4 demanding to get hammered

[17:39:07] & h4 sure but

[17:39:10] & h4 he is taking out your girl dude

[17:39:28] & h4 he only has that one mother

[17:39:52] & h4 you can however participate in the family hammering vacation in poland

[17:40:15] & h4 rigt?

[17:40:17] & h4 *right

[17:40:21] & h4 oha n0s3y|afk

[17:40:36] & h4 thought a lot went by bicycl

[17:40:36] & h4 e

[17:41:00] & h4 imagine wanting login to take part in a conversation

[17:41:15] & h4 not if you murder their population and have their cities bombed before you arrive

[17:42:35] & h4 and then there's this guy

[17:43:29] & h4 no it means you're weak

[17:43:39] & h4 you should not care about my opinion

[17:44:00] & h4 n0s3y|afk: h4 does every body

[17:44:12] & h4 the whitespace was intended

[17:44:31] & h4 his life went out

[17:45:18] & h4 middle-aged

[17:45:26] & h4 could have easily reached 160 if you ask me

[17:45:52] & h4 lol

[17:45:54] & h4 Adolf approves

[17:46:14] & h4 always wondered if tupac ever met adolf

[17:47:00] & h4 working at a Volkswagen plant in argentina?

[17:47:16] & h4 lol

[17:47:29] & h4 really sounds like a great community the germans got down there

[17:47:51] & h4 another weird video

[17:50:07] & h4 just pay up

[17:50:09] & h4 geiziger Aleman

[17:50:56] & h4 Mikoolo: wasn't the original Lords of the Fallen one of the first games with denuvo?

[17:51:12] & h4 who knows, maybe CPY returns to crack that one too

[17:52:52] & h4 yup

[17:52:55] & h4 told you

[17:53:00] & h4 that guy is sus

[17:53:17] & h4 no

[18:03:15] & h4 are you talking out of your ass again?

[18:32:29] & h4 wait a minute foxy

[18:32:34] & h4 "headless vampire skeletons"

[18:32:49] & h4 how could they tell?

[18:33:10] & h4 don't just !bang

[18:33:18] & h4 huh

[18:34:14] & h4 couple days back there were some posts on reddit on the frontpage about some UFO garbage

[18:34:23] & h4 didn't bother to click on it and now you can't see any traces of it

[18:34:26] & h4 that was garbage too, right?

[18:40:29] & h4 so the usual

[18:40:38] & h4 foxy: jesus is special though

[18:40:43] & h4 the book also speaks about a jesus

[18:40:53] & h4 but not about 450 jesus' with vampire attributes

[18:41:01] & h4 oh wait, those never came back

[18:41:17] & h4 yeah

[18:41:24] & h4 but Henry Kissinger that son of a bitch is still alive and kicking

[18:41:44] & h4 just don't let Sir David Attenborough die

[19:19:09] & h4 oh god

[19:19:11] & h4 it's sushi

[19:19:22] & h4 grüß dich sushi-chan!

[19:19:51] & h4 why have you come?

[19:19:53] & h4 did you miss me?

[19:20:07] & h4 i feel that

[19:20:37] & h4 i don't know

[19:20:39] & h4 rizon as a night sky

[19:20:43] & h4 more like a dumpster without the fire

[19:21:17] & h4 like ComputerTech without alcohol

[19:21:33] & h4 like #computertech without the germans

[19:22:05] & h4 hardcore

[19:22:10] & h4 crunchy

[19:22:20] & h4 it is really hard to like you login

[19:22:28] & h4 ComputerTech is barely around anyways

[19:22:42] & h4 isn't he always

[19:22:49] & h4 thought he was still getting hammered in poland

[19:22:57] & h4 i need to do some hula hoop

[19:23:06] & h4 already did several exercises to work on my abs

[19:23:23] & h4 so someone who speaks proper english

[19:23:37] & h4 "i have already done" or "i already did"?

[19:23:39] & h4 in that context

[19:23:56] & h4 i mean i am done with those so it should be simple past

[19:23:57] & h4 right?

[19:24:06] & h4 but like

[19:24:14] & h4 i haven't received a blowjob in a decade

[19:24:17] & h4 is past perfect

[19:24:23] & h4 since it might still happen

[19:24:39] & h4 i never received a blowjob is if even the chance of receiving one is none

[19:24:49] & h4 sushi-chan: red obviously

[19:25:34] & h4 but that would be "i have never received a blowjob"

[19:25:35] & h4 right?

[19:25:51] & h4 and they said english was simple

[19:26:17] & h4 blowjob = Blaseberuf

[19:26:44] & h4 even on a molecular level?

[19:26:50] & h4 yeah

[19:27:09] & h4 you are shooting blanks?

[19:27:28] & h4 you were hungry

[19:27:37] & h4 another case closed

[19:27:47] & h4 the album by jean michel jarre?

[19:27:54] & h4 i would buy that

[19:28:01] & h4 you have to work for it

[19:28:06] & h4 it does not enter your lungs on its own

[19:28:27] & h4 reflexes

[19:28:48] & h4 happens to ct a lot

[19:28:50] & h4 thus the brain damage

[19:29:03] & h4 you should check on that investment

[19:29:06] & h4 you might pay for shit all

[19:29:25] & h4 if the americans (north and south) require a shit load of cattle to get fat

[19:29:33] & h4 we should definetely burn the oldest and richest forests on earth

[19:29:37] & h4 to have space for cattle

[19:30:02] & h4 great idea: lets ignite the forests that aren't burning due to extreme weather!

[19:30:25] & h4 oh don't worry, we will just plant new trees and save the world! Right?

[19:30:26] & h4 right?

[19:30:35] & h4 who needs old forests anyways?

[19:30:44] & h4 sushi-chan: i know that one

[19:30:51] & h4 the titanic and jurassic park ones

[19:30:52] & h4 awesome

[19:31:38] & h4 the bad one from couple years back?

[19:32:22] & h4 never saw it

[19:32:32] & h4 i watched the playmobil movie yesterday

[19:32:34] & h4 with my niece

[19:32:41] & h4 and i giggled a lot more than she did

[19:33:05] & h4 what?

[19:33:12] & h4 like i told a story from the 1800s :D

[19:33:16] & h4 it happened yesterday

[19:33:19] & h4 i was then and am now

[19:33:22] & h4 30+

[19:35:03] & h4 it's 29 years actually older

[19:35:04] & h4 but yeah

[19:35:19] & h4 nah dude

[19:35:22] & h4 i turn 34 this year

[19:35:47] & h4 you can't judge me by my dick pics

[19:35:51] & h4 it may look small

[19:35:54] & h4 but i am still an adult

[19:36:28] & h4 lol

[19:36:38] & h4 don't worry Ahsoka

[19:36:40] & h4 I WILL SAVE YOU

[19:36:45] & h4 phew

[19:36:49] & h4 she was close to catching old

[19:36:51] & h4 OH NO

[19:36:54] & h4 WHY'D YOU RETURN!?

[19:37:05] & h4 feel that 30+

[19:37:24] & h4 and for my next trick

[19:37:36] & h4 enjoy that 60+!!

[19:38:00] & h4 phonekait: oh please. ZestY may be bitchy but is still ten times the man ComputerTech will ever be

[19:38:23] & h4 haha

[19:38:30] & h4 burn

[19:39:02] & h4 so sushi

[19:39:06] & h4 long time no spider talk

[19:39:09] & h4 what happened to you?

[19:39:15] & h4 spotted a big one couple days back

[19:39:25] & h4 tried to sneak past me

[19:39:29] & h4 but it was too fat

[19:39:37] & h4 when i looked at it it froze in place

[19:39:41] & h4 acted like it wasn't there

[19:40:00] & h4 i have lost track of it though

[19:40:05] & h4 but speaking of dangerous animals

[19:40:09] & h4 i got attacked by my moms cat today

[19:40:19] & h4 she tried to jump on a chair i was sitting on

[19:40:25] & h4 while she was jumping i moved the chair

[19:40:31] & h4 and she basically jumped into my neck

[19:40:41] & h4 i figured it was an act of war

[19:40:45] & h4 so i declared war on all cats

[19:41:51] & h4 sushi-chan: you know you will still go bad

[19:41:53] & h4 only slower

[19:42:20] & h4 moldy

[19:42:21] & h4 i guess

[19:48:51] & h4 what god?

[19:48:56] & h4 you filthy atheist

[19:49:05] & h4 my god will judge your ass when the time comes

[19:49:17] & h4 all hail the flying spaghettimonster

[19:49:35] & h4 oh please

[19:49:39] & h4 you haven't seen dark humour

[19:52:07] & h4 Frogorg: you gon be sexy?

[19:54:52] & h4 Frogorg: nice!

[19:54:54] & h4 good job

[19:55:26] & h4 don't sell yourself short

[19:55:46] & h4 relajate sushi-chan

[19:55:52] & h4 i can't read all that up

[19:55:59] & h4 can'T even hula hoop for ten minutes

[19:56:57] & h4 login: it's hard the first couple times

[19:57:03] & h4 gn8 sushi-chan o/

[19:57:05] & h4 dream about me

[19:57:34] & h4 login: hurts like hell the first couple of times

[19:57:44] & h4 if you use those heavy hula hoops which are way easier to control

[19:57:49] & h4 waist

[19:58:04] & h4 badum tss :D

[19:59:12] & h4 it is

[19:59:12] & h4 ?

[20:00:56] & h4 oh nein

[20:01:00] & h4 it's sekunde2050

[20:01:06] & h4 zweite2050 :O

[20:01:43] & h4 and what's the 2050 for?

[20:01:53] & h4 if you don't mind me asking

[20:02:27] & h4 MAGIC: da war doch mal so ein Boxer

[20:02:33] & h4 der hatte ein zugeklopptes Age

[20:02:35] & h4 *Auge

[20:02:44] & h4 und sagte in die Kamera "Das mach ich alles für ZDF, mit dem Zweiten sieht man besser"

[20:02:56] & h4 ne

[20:02:58] & h4 war er das?

[20:03:08] & h4 second2050: we pay good money for it

[20:03:25] & h4 the only channel i really don't mind getting my money

[20:03:26] & h4 is arte

[20:03:30] & h4 hell even the french version

[20:03:36] & h4 but all that other crap

[20:03:42] & h4 can fuck right off

[20:03:51] & h4 second2050: something you dislike about Krimis and Quizshows?

[20:04:05] & h4 or music for people that won't see 2040

[20:04:17] & h4 ne

[20:04:21] & h4 Ein Fall für Zwei

[20:04:21] & h4 D

[20:04:22] & h4 :D

[20:04:32] & h4 Kommissar Rex war ja immer privat

[20:04:35] & h4 bei Sat1

[20:05:05] & h4 oh god no

[20:05:19] & h4 you keep making enemies login

[20:05:41] & h4 login: you just claimed a spot on second2050's and Frogorg's shitlist

[20:05:47] & h4 with one really shitty idea :D

[20:06:07] & h4 very forgiving of you Frogorg

[20:06:11] & h4 takes a great man

[20:06:32] & h4 how did he land on it the first time? :D

[20:06:52] & h4 MAGIC: oh dude

[20:06:57] & h4 stop flashing your youtube premium

[20:07:00] & h4 it does not make you cool

[20:07:05] & h4 people look down on you for it

[20:07:10] & h4 second2050: nice

[20:07:22] & h4 no

[20:07:23] & h4 they don't

[20:07:37] & h4 can you guys just switch to trashnet?

[20:07:51] & h4 who needs MAGIC anyways?

[20:07:56] & h4 we got science

[20:08:12] & h4 the what now?

[20:08:23] & h4 second2050: s/FUCK/MIST/

[20:08:26] & h4 Wortwahl!

[20:08:56] & h4 i heard login say

[20:09:00] & h4 all users on rizons are Hurensöhne

[20:09:05] & h4 *Rizon

[20:09:06] & h4 yeah

[20:09:14] & h4 he said trashnet is best net

[20:09:27] & h4 ver ylame

[20:11:25] & h4 second2050: but where are all the commercial goodies from the internet then?

[20:11:39] & h4 i want the ads, the dancing half-naked females on my taskbar

[20:11:53] & h4 also how will i know that milfs in my area want my sperm

[20:11:54] & h4 ?

[20:12:02] & h4 :o

[20:12:11] & h4 can someone just remove MAGIC finally?

[20:12:20] & h4 i like the guy

[20:12:23] & h4 but fucking hell

[20:12:27] & h4 stop promoting yt premium

[20:12:30] & h4 nice

[20:12:37] & h4 you see yt ads?

[20:12:52] & h4 spammer

[20:12:55] & h4 don't remove

[20:12:56] & h4 :D

[20:13:05] & h4 wow

[20:13:06] & h4 why not?

[20:13:09] & h4 hahahahahaa

[20:13:11] & h4 hahahahahaha

[20:13:12] & h4 yt fre :D

[20:13:14] & h4 *free

[20:13:52] & h4 Stallman gets angry

[20:14:00] & h4 expect the bearded weird guy to approach you tonight login

[20:14:11] & h4 whoa whoa whoa

[20:14:21] & h4 what you are referring to as Linux

[20:14:27] & h4 is actually called GNU/Linux

[20:14:39] & h4 :D

[20:14:53] & h4 .yt saint ignutius

[20:14:59] & h4 wait

[20:15:02] & h4 is that the proper vid?

[20:15:10] & h4 second2050: you run arch btw?

[20:15:37] & h4 Frogorg: you should be. It was really bad humour :D

[20:15:45] & h4 what?

[20:15:47] & h4 pentium 4?

[20:15:50] & h4 wow

[20:16:06] & h4 lol

[20:16:13] & h4 go live on your linux desktop

[20:16:15] & h4 fucking casual

[20:16:18] & h4 tty all the way

[20:16:30] & h4 oh god

[20:16:34] & h4 someone please remove that

[20:16:54] & h4 the cat poisoner

[20:17:02] & h4 F-oxy

[20:17:14] & h4 because it'S trashnet

[20:17:20] & h4 everything is meh over there

[20:17:56] & h4 don't ask me

[20:17:59] & h4 ask that german dude

[20:18:02] & h4 nasig

[20:18:04] & h4 or someting

[20:18:22] & h4 someone take his voice over there please

[20:18:29] & h4 aber das war doch n0s3y|afk :O

[20:18:40] & h4 k

[20:18:40] & h4 :D

[20:18:43] & h4 i take that credit

[20:18:48] & h4 whoa

[20:18:52] & h4 huuuuuuuuuuuän

[20:19:02] & h4 whoa

[20:19:06] & h4 meeeegaaaahuuuuuään

[20:19:11] & h4 <3

[20:19:16] & h4 gay

[20:19:29] & h4 but you just assumed it was me?

[20:19:30] & h4 :'(

[20:19:38] & h4 login: stop kissing his ass

[20:19:41] & h4 that is my bff

[20:19:59] & h4 senf

[20:20:15] & h4 pff

[20:20:17] & h4 freezing much?

[20:20:19] & h4 .w hamburg

[20:20:22] & h4 oh

[20:20:24] & h4 nvm

[20:20:31] & h4 feels hotter

[20:21:08] & h4 that is like really like a lot

[20:21:10] & h4 like ouch

[20:21:21] & h4 a bit like oof

[20:21:35] & h4 mega!

[20:21:46] & h4 Mb!

[20:22:10] & h4 how many pascal is that?

[20:22:18] & h4 roundabout

[20:22:25] & h4 cool ones?

[20:22:32] & h4 ppffff

[20:22:36] & h4 .cc 1019mb to pascal

[20:22:45] & h4 .cc 1019mb to hektopascal

[20:22:50] & h4 there we go

[20:23:00] & h4 login: i studied your mom

[20:23:08] & h4 bad Internets!

[20:23:15] & h4 :D

[20:23:23] & h4 did you just call his mom a bitch n0s3y|afk?

[20:23:36] & h4 he did

[20:23:44] & h4 MAGIC: s/ducks/dicks

[20:24:00] & h4 Frogorg: that's just german studying

[20:24:23] & h4 dicks?

[20:24:28] & h4 oh

[20:24:31] & h4 tors?

[20:24:43] & h4 lol

[20:24:46] & h4 i try to ignore it

[20:24:49] & h4 for days now

[20:24:59] & h4 he does

[20:25:18] & h4 login: you may have disagreeable ideas

[20:25:24] & h4 but i don't dislike you that way

[20:25:50] & h4 ha

[20:26:06] & h4 yeah it's easy to get on my shitlist

[20:27:00] & h4 er nervt schon mächtig

[20:27:09] & h4 wie ein schlecht geschriebener Bot

[20:27:19] & h4 kommt immer die selbe Grütze raus

[20:27:42] & h4 kann ich mich intellektuell beleidigt von ihm fühlen?

[20:29:05] & h4 Frogorg: i like it but that was too loud

[20:29:38] & h4 n0s3y|afk: s/schwul/romantisch

[20:29:52] & h4 klingt ja erstmal nett

[20:30:05] & h4 klingt nach mehr Fleisch

[20:30:11] & h4 Mikoolo macht sich beliebt mit sowas

[20:30:17] & h4 das kann er auch gut :D

[20:30:32] & h4 i know toni

[20:30:37] & h4 i will give tors a bit of attention

[20:31:07] & h4 that should suffice for this week

[20:33:07] & h4 MAGIC: https://i.redd.it/uaqsmtos0vb61.jpg

[20:37:42] & h4 huh

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