IRC Driven

[10:54:28] irish666 Oi

[10:54:31] irish666 Oh wait

[10:54:57] irish666 The burning rage that keeps me alive is 🔥

[10:55:22] irish666 Which club

[10:55:43] irish666 You’re in Poland?

[10:55:56] irish666 How come

[10:56:09] irish666 You have polish family

[10:57:35] irish666 Computertechs granddad sat the family down in 1910 and sent one son to the Far East, one to north, south and Central America, one to Russia and China and the rest in Europe

[10:57:48] irish666 And now they’re everywhere

[10:58:48] irish666 Polish clubbing 🎉

[10:59:00] irish666 Poland doesn’t sound boring

[10:59:26] irish666 https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/peepshow/S04E03/S04E03-Xjf0EwiJ-subtitled.jpg

[10:59:53] irish666 Irish women are their own thing don’t lol expect that anywhere else

[11:00:11] irish666 They scare me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[11:00:24] irish666 Eh I’m fussy too

[11:00:50] irish666 I do too

[11:01:13] irish666 When r u going home #britsout

[11:01:50] irish666 I am joking, but in all honesty with your accent if you ever told somebody you are Irish they wouldn’t question it

[11:02:18] irish666 I think I’ve lost my mind out here in this place forever

[11:02:20] irish666 Lol

[11:03:19] irish666 Same I need to get out of here

[11:03:44] irish666 That would be nice

[11:04:02] irish666 In this part of London there’s a lot of … wait… there was a lot of Irish people

[11:04:45] irish666 Now the place is so boring

[11:04:57] irish666 Florida is too humid for me to enjoy

[11:05:09] irish666 I like dry heat

[11:05:16] irish666 Wet heat is ehhhh

[11:05:29] irish666 Swampiness reminds me of uk though

[11:05:35] irish666 And I leave to avoid it lol

[11:05:57] irish666 I didn’t experience winter between 2010-2020

[11:06:04] irish666 And now I have and it’s shit

[11:06:13] irish666 I just flew away from it

[11:06:29] irish666 But always dry heat

[11:07:03] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/BRnrt17.jpg

[11:07:15] irish666 My prescription

[11:07:53] irish666 Lol

[11:08:57] irish666 Why

[11:09:05] irish666 Wankers

[11:09:37] irish666 It’s happened to me a few times

[11:09:50] irish666 I lived in hotel type places for Months sometimes

[11:09:59] irish666 Once I came back to

[11:10:07] irish666 All my “junk” thrown away

[11:10:13] irish666 >aftershave and etc

[11:10:36] irish666 Sounds about right

[11:10:45] irish666 I got given a form to fill out

[11:11:11] irish666 Hmmmm

[11:11:26] irish666 When I go to shit places I don’t carry straight cash

[11:11:47] irish666 Oh once I found out my card opened every room and so did everyone else’s

[11:12:03] irish666 One time I pulled back for bedding to find NHS mattress in a hotel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[11:12:22] irish666 How about

[11:12:40] irish666 Renting a motel and finding medical wrappers everywhere and a form under the air conditioner

[11:12:47] irish666 For aids and hiv medication

[11:13:01] irish666 And all left by the prior guy

[11:13:22] irish666 I never took my shoes off and slept in my clothes wrapped in a towel

[11:13:27] irish666 No

[11:13:38] irish666 Just walked in and found a room full of other peoples stuff

[11:13:56] irish666 I worry it could happen to us though

[11:14:13] irish666 I once uh

[11:14:49] irish666 Dressed as scream for Halloween in a hotel and Chased some kids with a fake bloody knife and then disappeared into one of the rooms

[11:15:08] irish666 Scared them to death and nobody believed them

[11:17:03] irish666 I had once not left my uni dorm in a month had had about 12 pizza boxes all stacked up and the maintenance guy knocked on the door so I pretended to not be in… so he just walks in on me stark bollock naked and all these pizza boxes… he literally walked in.. walked passed me and the boxes and tests the radiator

[11:17:23] irish666 I’ll be going back again.

[11:17:26] irish666 Ugh

[11:17:56] irish666 Cause I want to give back and I need a different degree to do it

[12:22:34] irish666 Okay

[12:22:39] irish666 I charged up my vape from the sun

[12:22:48] irish666 What?

[12:24:00] irish666 .w

[12:24:06] irish666 I’m not hot

[12:24:21] irish666 Latin lol

[12:24:39] irish666 You get a free American at customs

[12:25:41] irish666 Actually fuck USA lol they don’t recognise medical cannabis

[12:27:15] irish666 Drinking wine with painkillers I hope someone just breaks in and shoots me 🙌🏻 we can dream

[12:27:54] irish666 The federal government blocks me coming into the country with it

[12:28:00] irish666 Afaik

[12:28:13] irish666 Yup

[12:28:45] irish666 Could enter with 300 morphine pills and etc though lol

[12:28:58] irish666 Wine and painkillers is a nice dish

[12:29:04] irish666 Served at room temp

[12:29:37] irish666 I’m out of anything worth a damn

[12:30:05] irish666 Who was the woman they killed again in the car?

[12:30:19] irish666 No the Kennedy one

[12:30:55] irish666 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappaquiddick_incident

[12:32:06] irish666 Then the loboed their kid

[12:32:13] irish666 Which

[12:32:26] irish666 I just don’t even try

[12:32:40] irish666 Even in Texas I just sat… some sort of native … stuff

[12:32:45] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[12:33:20] irish666 Can’t imagine taking over a place and then naming everything super confusing and hard to remember lol

[12:33:58] irish666 Yeah

[12:34:12] irish666 ComputerTech: why not go for a one hour massage

[12:39:43] irish666 I got massages by a chinese guy and a woman

[12:39:53] irish666 She did my feet and he did my back

[12:40:15] irish666 It’s not gay, they’re Asians they don’t understand that sort of thing

[12:40:38] irish666 Loool

[12:41:26] irish666 I genuinely don’t care as Long as nobody does anything weird I just want my body rubbed

[12:42:00] irish666 Especially my feet … if you could buy people I would just to save money on feet massages

[12:42:27] irish666 Hi I’m good thanks how r u

[12:42:47] irish666 Login, they do my back and feet and legs and torso so it’s kinda great

[12:43:04] irish666 Uhhh can’t remember

[12:43:09] irish666 Maybe

[12:43:18] irish666 Well

[12:43:37] irish666 Bang a tab and hire a hour massage

[12:43:49] irish666 Or three hour ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[12:44:01] irish666 Melt Into the bed

[12:44:26] irish666 I need more sun to smoke with

[12:46:08] irish666 Hotties you don’t speak often

[12:46:35] irish666 Suppose so

[12:46:44] irish666 I am having Sunday roast today

[12:47:02] irish666 If I’m sober enough to get it

[12:47:21] irish666 You make me wanna listen to that song

[12:48:08] irish666 .yt The Red Telephone

[12:50:16] irish666 Lol

[12:50:35] irish666 I have got those secret stash key rings but I have 6 of them on my keys

[12:50:46] irish666 So it’s pretty uh

[12:50:48] irish666 Obvious now lol

[12:50:57] irish666 Probably ComputerTech cousin

[12:51:01] irish666 Since he’s a tinker

[12:52:04] irish666 Lol

[12:52:11] irish666 Fair enough

[12:52:13] irish666 Login sure

[12:52:16] irish666 If you like

[12:52:28] irish666 Feckin tinkers fixing my shit

[12:52:40] irish666 Uh oh

[12:52:53] irish666 Hotties do you like it there, loved the views

[12:53:04] irish666 Mountain thunder was epic

[12:53:11] irish666 .ud tinker

[12:53:36] irish666 Hotties what’s your day look like

[12:53:48] irish666 Sunday Oo

[12:53:52] irish666 What do you do ?

[12:54:23] irish666 :) hope you have a nice day

[12:56:06] irish666 Hotter here :(

[12:56:13] irish666 .w Islington

[12:56:47] irish666 .sc?

[12:58:43] irish666 Yeah I know it

[12:58:51] irish666 My aunt goes there every year

[12:59:31] irish666 Miggy-Kun:

[12:59:36] irish666 How about this song

[13:00:05] irish666 https://youtu.be/z2GHlcwlT1Y

[13:02:17] irish666 The car race that goes on for a day

[13:02:28] irish666 Foxy you’re really the worst kind of guy

[13:02:35] irish666 Don’t know about cars or weird country names

[13:02:52] irish666 It’s not looking good mate, next you won’t be able to answer the footie questions

[13:02:58] irish666 Lol

[13:03:19] irish666 Good Africa or bad Africa ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[13:03:46] irish666 Is it even called the same name now Miggy-Kun

[13:04:44] irish666 Ah

[13:05:10] irish666 If we used to own it then people typically go there for holidays … some cheap and some expensive

[13:05:17] irish666 Wow uninhabited

[13:05:41] irish666 Yeah it is nice

[13:05:51] irish666 No it’s because you’re from there Number1Stunna

[13:06:03] irish666 Oh

[13:06:14] irish666 Someone who joined was from there

[13:06:28] irish666 My aunt once went there and I think it had a typhoon

[13:06:42] irish666 Pretty sure it was there and they spent most of the time underground

[13:07:23] irish666 Don’t know, she went with my uncle and they typically go to touristy places I think they’re just ticking places off the map

[13:07:41] irish666 They were in Egypt and cruising not too long ago so who knows lol

[13:11:44] irish666 How

[13:12:11] irish666 Good sounds stressful

[13:28:23] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/Mk4kIfzDlbk?feature=share

[13:33:31] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/hXu4k6qQRL0?feature=share

[14:43:23] irish666 I ordered more wine

[14:47:54] irish666 No

[14:48:02] irish666 🍻 foxy

[14:48:23] irish666 I had to buy another brand

[14:48:39] irish666 I just buy merlot most times

[14:48:48] irish666 This brand is some sort of kangeroo

[14:49:16] irish666 Going to the massage Parlour?

[14:49:54] irish666 What was it

[14:50:15] irish666 Oh cool

[14:50:50] irish666 My doctor sent me a message he’s like

[14:50:56] irish666 You’re going against my medical advice

[14:51:09] irish666 Cause … I fell and didn’t go to the hospital

[14:51:12] irish666 Lol

[14:51:49] irish666 Pescatarian? Pretty sure I’ve had those fuckers knock at my door at some point 🙃

[14:52:07] irish666 Shoo shoo

[14:52:24] irish666 I flash them the same as the JWs

[14:52:53] irish666 Sometimes I drive passed some cows and get hungry

[14:53:17] irish666 Raw water is okay

[14:54:01] irish666 I am 60% Evian

[14:55:05] irish666 https://i.imgur.com/nKwBwBE.jpg

[14:55:09] irish666 Oh nice

[14:55:17] irish666 It’s all I drink since I was a kid lol

[14:55:41] irish666 They released the Evian bubble and drop

[14:55:53] irish666 But I only saw the drop

[14:57:33] irish666 In USA it was kinda hard to find multi packs of Evian

[14:57:57] irish666 Like uh Walmart and Albertsons and target only had a few crates

[14:58:03] irish666 So I just bought what I could

[14:58:22] irish666 Like not 2 litres or anything

[14:58:39] irish666 Just 500ml or 1.5

[14:58:53] irish666 My girlfriend says Evian isn’t real water and doesn’t drink it

[14:59:03] irish666 I barely know her sometimes.

[14:59:35] irish666 London? Yeah imagine lol

[15:12:48] irish666 Dream…. So long ago

[15:14:51] irish666 And the FBI agents who took some too?

[15:15:09] irish666 Remember the guy who got napped for the American beard competition

[15:15:17] irish666 He’s my favourite

[15:15:49] irish666 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/world-beard-moustache-competition-drug-dealer

[15:16:15] irish666 Red wine is

[15:16:30] irish666 People who drink live longer than those who don’t

[15:21:47] irish666 Ugh vape is out of charge

[15:22:56] irish666 Can ComputerTech hurry up and find out he’s gay already so we can make better jokes please

[15:23:50] irish666 Meth? What are you doing, fighting the Russians?

[15:30:39] irish666 1200 isnt tonnes

[15:31:27] irish666 How much mdma are they

[15:31:56] irish666 If it’s euro then probably 320?

[15:32:44] irish666 I only trust double pressed pills

[15:33:01] irish666 Yea

[15:36:08] irish666 I ordered myself a milky bar for dinner

[15:36:48] irish666 ComputerTech is selling socks now?

[15:37:11] irish666 No price listed? Don’t tease

[15:38:37] irish666 Paid tax on the sock once already so probably not twice, like if the socks are warm they’re considered a hot meal so then you charge

[15:39:43] irish666 At least the spiders aren’t crawling up your arms

[16:11:04] irish666 .w

[16:11:14] irish666 Cooking down

[16:11:16] irish666 Cooking

[16:11:24] irish666 Cooling*

[16:17:34] irish666 I think I’m burning too much power

[16:18:02] irish666 Lol

[16:23:51] irish666 I’m so bored

[16:49:40] irish666 Yellow tail wine is shit

[16:49:44] irish666 Just a note

[16:49:55] irish666 Hey h4

[16:56:04] irish666 Lord this fucking wine is shit

[16:56:06] irish666 So shit

[16:56:15] irish666 Fuck Australia

[17:15:23] irish666 This this ducking wje

[17:15:32] irish666 Faste like shitt

[17:19:48] irish666 What are we talking about

[17:20:03] irish666 Oh

[17:21:34] irish666 ….

[17:21:48] irish666 I feel weird reading it

[17:22:10] irish666 Dude add that shit to quotes

[17:23:05] irish666 Wow I just joined England

[17:24:06] irish666 This place is ducking weird

[17:24:12] irish666 Yes

[17:24:24] irish666 Lol

[17:25:04] irish666 I sometimes write flavourite because I take drugs

[17:25:50] irish666 Americans are an entire dimension

[17:26:17] irish666 Ugh I just can’t get enough of them though 🙃🙃

[17:27:00] irish666 Sqaush? Wow what a weird fuck up

[17:28:58] irish666 Foxy https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81CQJPdemFS.jpg

[17:29:29] irish666 They’re what lays are in the uk

[17:29:35] irish666 Walkers are our crisp brand

[17:30:17] irish666 https://cdn.ecommercedns.uk/files/7/203427/3/1553193/snwprc.jpg

[17:30:20] irish666 I like these

[17:30:41] irish666 Yeah

[17:31:08] irish666 Kinda similar to ketchup lol

[17:31:21] irish666 I ain’t complaining

[17:31:45] irish666 ketchup is kinda the only thing that stays the same

[17:31:54] irish666 Eh it’s all roughly

[17:32:12] irish666 I like really really cheap acidic tomato ketchup and really hot fries

[17:32:17] irish666 Sometimes anyway

[17:32:27] irish666 Also

[17:32:35] irish666 At school they would serve the ketchup hot

[17:32:39] irish666 And I like that

[17:32:54] irish666 I don’t think so

[17:33:29] irish666 Just abandon English it’s useless at this point

[17:33:49] irish666 Neo English, when?

[17:34:18] irish666 Feel like Dutch is 1.5

[17:34:57] irish666 German is 0.0 old English is 0.25 Dutch is 0.5 and English is 1.0

[17:35:08] irish666 ☑️

[17:35:22] irish666 Jein?!!

[17:35:53] irish666 Dude that fucking wine is so bad

[17:35:56] irish666 I’m gonna complain

[17:36:00] irish666 On Monday morning

[17:36:05] irish666 Tasted so ducking shit

[17:36:07] irish666 Ahhhh

[17:36:24] irish666 Loool

[17:36:29] irish666 You know I drank that bottle

[17:36:34] irish666 And now I’m onto some Aussie shit

[17:36:37] irish666 So awful

[17:36:46] irish666 Yeah don’t worry I drank it

[17:36:59] irish666 Yellow tail

[17:37:03] irish666 Merlot

[17:37:10] irish666 Never buy this crap oh Lord

[17:38:10] irish666 R https://i.imgur.com/AmF1xTB.jpg

[17:38:25] irish666 Fuck that bottle

[17:38:49] irish666 It is so crap it probably wouldn’t even do that

[17:39:16] irish666 Dr_DICK: hahaha

[17:39:47] irish666 This is cross between battery acid and some kind of inedible fruit

[17:39:57] irish666 I’m still gonna drink it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[17:40:15] irish666 I buy usually just local wines for 15 and below

[17:40:19] irish666 Never needed to go hirer

[17:40:46] irish666 Login really now

[17:41:35] irish666 “The short of it is that it's full of artificial flavours. Yellow Tail is a big company that wants to keep it's wines consistent year to year. They do this by taking short cuts to get the flavours they desire. For example, they would use oak essence, a safe liquid chemical that creates the taste of barrel aging. Or balance the wine by adding sugar or acid as necessary. This creates a cheap, predictable, easy drinking wine

[17:41:35] irish666 without a lot of complexities or character...no surprises. That's why I give them a hard time, anyways.”

[17:41:47] irish666 Lol oh it’s actually just bad wine in general

[17:42:03] irish666 Damn this company sucks lol

[17:42:30] irish666 lol

[17:42:36] irish666 I just like normal cheap wine

[17:43:11] irish666 You won’t catch me chugging bagged wine below Big Ben on New Year’s Eve I promise 👀

[17:43:24] irish666 Lol n0s3y|afk

[17:44:14] irish666 Lunch

[17:44:53] irish666 I dunno we just call it bagged wine

[17:45:00] irish666 Bag o’wine

[17:45:16] irish666 My mighty vape is charged

[17:45:26] irish666 Yeah boxed what am I thinking of those huge ones? I dunno

[17:45:31] irish666 Yeah deadly

[17:46:01] irish666 Deadly when are you gonna cheer up you miserable bastard

[17:47:33] irish666 Deadlys house still has bomb damage

[17:49:08] irish666 I’d only take meth if I was doing bombing runs on Dresden

[17:49:44] irish666 I think all of our grandparents took some form of meth during that time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[17:50:23] irish666 H4 has his blood type as his only tattoo

[17:51:26] irish666 This chat is too much for my connection lol sorry

[17:51:58] irish666 Aren’t nazis Spanish nowadays

[17:52:58] irish666 What health insurance company did the man who stapled his balls have?

[17:53:36] irish666 Lol

[17:53:38] irish666 Ffs

[17:54:33] irish666 Where are the sectarian jokes

[17:58:01] irish666 Looooo

[17:58:23] irish666 I have a bottle of water and I’m gonna go lay down in this field now

[17:58:25] irish666 I am drunkkkk

[17:59:48] irish666 Ashtray

[18:00:17] irish666 You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike h4

[18:00:36] irish666 We used to exchange jokes more

[18:00:51] irish666 Lol

[18:01:07] irish666 Wtf are balaclavas called in German

[18:01:22] irish666 Probably another battle

[18:02:21] irish666 Ffs

[18:02:55] irish666 Hahah

[18:03:24] irish666 Mate mate mate

[18:09:07] irish666 íċ etan ċicen sunnandaeg melu 🐔 þū?

[18:14:04] irish666 We only ever had one retarded Fr*nch woman

[18:14:13] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[18:14:44] irish666 She also goes on about teens too much for my liking

[18:15:01] irish666 Hell yes

[18:15:11] irish666 Never ever ever ever start a convo with her about it’s

[18:15:14] irish666 It

[18:15:23] irish666 Jesus Christ just don’t.

[18:16:00] irish666 !w

[18:17:03] irish666 Stop ramming rams

[18:18:33] irish666 We should do a Nude granny Rizon Calendar for charity

[18:29:05] irish666 Hahhaah

[18:29:07] irish666 aahaha

[18:29:09] irish666 https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-sturgeon-in-custody-after-being-arrested-in-connection-with-snp-investigation-police-say-12900436

[18:29:13] irish666 Ducking looool

[18:30:02] irish666 Did you hear btw

[18:30:10] irish666 I-95 collapses

[18:30:15] irish666 Collapsed

[18:32:19] irish666 https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/i-95-princeton-ave-shut-dow-traffic-fire/

[19:00:56] irish666 Porn https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/6J50NSsd/trim.596F3A0E-A4F7-4CFA-9AC4-D58A59A6F2D1.mp4

[19:40:23] irish666 I know this

[19:40:26] irish666 I saw it lol

[19:40:31] irish666 Uh

[19:41:04] irish666 GMB Channel is probably paid for by the far right in America

[19:41:25] irish666 It tastes like their shit much like the radio stations

[19:42:34] irish666 You have to harvest the hash brown earlier in the year for them to cook better

[19:42:46] irish666 Lol

[19:47:44] irish666 Monsters r shit

[19:47:59] irish666 You’re gonna explode

[19:48:49] irish666 Your heart will explode

[19:49:32] irish666 I hope to die from a drug fuelled sex heart attack not by monster

[19:50:25] irish666 I think I have body dysmorphia, that’s the one where you think you can turn into animals right?

[19:50:58] irish666 🐽🐽🐽

[19:51:25] irish666 He probably lives in a warehouse full of machinery

[19:51:35] irish666 With all the other workhouse kids

[19:51:51] irish666 Deadly r u high off your own farts again

[19:53:09] irish666 Bred and butter

[19:53:54] irish666 I usually say to my girlfriend I want to make you happy, darling. I want to build a nest for your ten tiny toes. I want to cover every inch of your gorgeous body in pepper and sneeze all over you.

[19:57:28] irish666 I’m so nice you should check my trip advisor page

[19:57:58] irish666 Yes fucking thanks

[19:58:40] irish666 https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/4V77nCoJ/trim.E98D8B62-A14B-4B6F-AC73-EE942AA34CC6.mp4

[20:39:21] irish666 Wait

[20:39:31] irish666 You read law too?

[20:40:06] irish666 LLB only though

[20:41:26] irish666 What

[20:42:02] irish666 I only did llb

[20:43:20] irish666 Yeh

[20:43:22] irish666 Lol

[23:22:00] irish666 Hey

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