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Sunday, June 18, 2023

[00:44:05] Dr_DICK Something just fell on a powerline for a bit or something. My lights went dim for a few seconds

[00:44:20] Dr_DICK (and it's storming out)

[00:49:51] Dr_DICK You should design your own dam then

[00:50:01] Dr_DICK $in 2h Prepare tea

[00:51:05] Dr_DICK !bang

[01:46:05] Dr_DICK Smh you did it wrong

[01:46:18] Dr_DICK You're supposed to bone the chicken tender

[01:47:12] Dr_DICK You gotta insert your bone to make it tender

[02:55:46] Dr_DICK $8ball Drink the musky tea?

[13:49:05] Dr_DICK Happy corporate-pushed day of overpriced bullshit

[13:49:16] Dr_DICK CumpsterTech~~~~

[13:49:55] Dr_DICK Fucking cheapest cards are $7 for a piece of paper that someone looks at once and then puts away. Dad at least saves all his cards, mine go in recycling after a month or so

[13:49:58] Dr_DICK It's just paper

[13:50:11] Dr_DICK Morning irish666

[13:51:15] Dr_DICK Pretty much

[13:51:34] Dr_DICK Unless you're in an area with actual culture instead of capitalism being the culture

[13:52:24] Dr_DICK I didn't know they had Father's day in Ireland. I guess that is the day the most paternity tests get bought

[13:52:26] Dr_DICK /s

[13:52:52] Dr_DICK All life is waste, no matter the achievement. We're all rotting flesh in the end

[13:52:55] Dr_DICK Oh bye frogman

[13:54:29] Dr_DICK Typical alcoholic

[13:54:43] Dr_DICK It's a few minutes shy of being 8am here

[13:54:52] Dr_DICK A little early for that, at least to be drinking by myself

[13:56:04] Dr_DICK That's because all you eat is liquid fermented bread

[13:57:14] Dr_DICK You do like your proteins and you do like to work for them. Just a shame you only get a tablespoon or so at a time from each donor

[13:58:06] Dr_DICK I am jumping into my first Mario Kart 8 game with some Japanese

[13:58:09] Dr_DICK I am gonna get killed

[14:00:24] Dr_DICK First game in a year*

[14:00:30] Dr_DICK Didn't have time to type that

[14:00:32] Dr_DICK Got my ass kicked

[14:04:50] Dr_DICK I do better on the conventional styled racing maps in Mario Kart but that never stops me from getting ganked from 2nd place to 12th on the very last lap

[14:05:30] Dr_DICK I'll do better once the other North Americans wake up, they're shit

[14:05:37] Dr_DICK Rn my lobby is mostly Japanese

[14:11:57] Dr_DICK There's new maps

[14:12:18] Dr_DICK Some toy land one just kicked my ass. It's to me what rainbow road is to others I guess

[14:18:44] Dr_DICK I wonder if I could plug my racing wheel into the switch and play Mario Kart with it. Lmao manually switch gears

[14:26:45] Dr_DICK Okay this joke is actually becoming a funny reality. The less Japanese there are in a lobby the better I do

[14:27:04] Dr_DICK I just placed 5th in a fully lobby with only 2 of them

[14:29:35] Dr_DICK I think medical butt stuff is after 40, but never too early if there's a concern

[14:30:38] Dr_DICK I got double penetrated by cameras (medically) when I was 17

[14:33:55] Dr_DICK Lmao

[14:34:06] Dr_DICK After 18 cameras weren't involved in the pentration, or at all

[14:34:22] Dr_DICK Thankfully the hospital knocked me out for those

[14:34:40] Dr_DICK Hopefully they washed the scope between holes

[14:37:46] Dr_DICK Lmao

[14:42:34] Dr_DICK Like canning can or cola can?

[14:42:49] Dr_DICK Lmao

[14:46:09] Dr_DICK Lmao gross

[14:53:18] Dr_DICK How drunk are you?

[14:53:26] Dr_DICK 2/10 aka 12 beers in?

[14:54:01] Dr_DICK Lmao

[14:54:05] Dr_DICK 12 beers in I'd be asleep

[14:54:14] Dr_DICK 64 beers

[14:54:15] Dr_DICK 2 cases

[14:54:58] Dr_DICK 335ml cans

[14:55:04] Dr_DICK *355ml*

[14:59:06] Dr_DICK Is there enough room to lay down?

[14:59:28] Dr_DICK Someone could

[14:59:49] Dr_DICK Oh

[15:00:02] Dr_DICK What the hell is the point of that?

[15:00:46] Dr_DICK I hope the only thing that grows there is my penios

[15:01:53] Dr_DICK That sounds fun tbh

[15:02:03] Dr_DICK Other than the living in Italy part

[15:02:33] Dr_DICK Can I demolish it and build a shack?

[15:13:12] Dr_DICK I kinda want to dual boot Windows 10 back on so I can play some FiveM or other multiplayer shit

[15:14:54] Dr_DICK That'd require more resources than I think this craptop can handle

[15:15:19] Dr_DICK I might even pull a shitty and reinstall a HDD in the HDD slot so I don't have to partition off my SSD

[15:15:25] Dr_DICK A working HDD not my old one

[15:34:41] Dr_DICK You have sexually assaulted my eyes, or at the very least commited an act of public indecency on my eyes

[15:43:45] Dr_DICK CumpsterTech~~

[15:43:46] Dr_DICK Lmao

[15:44:03] Dr_DICK I'm getting destroyed by the Japanese in Mario Kart 8

[15:44:19] Dr_DICK Later bb

[15:44:36] Dr_DICK You better stretch your butthole

[15:46:06] Dr_DICK This gay talk kept distracting my from my race

[15:46:36] Dr_DICK Lmao

[15:46:49] Dr_DICK Only when I am fat and tanned

[15:48:51] Dr_DICK Oh fuck I'm racing the french nopw

[15:48:57] Dr_DICK It's half US and Me a Canadian and Half French

[15:48:59] Dr_DICK Fuck this lobbyu

[15:49:22] Dr_DICK I am a racist

[15:49:29] Dr_DICK raceist

[15:49:37] Dr_DICK Also lasty

[15:51:30] Dr_DICK Today I learned it is very hard to race and type at the same time

[15:51:33] Dr_DICK Finished in 5th though

[15:52:23] Dr_DICK Press A to accelerate

[15:56:16] Dr_DICK This is a very common topic in this channel

[15:56:16] Dr_DICK Gross

[16:00:03] Dr_DICK He better hope he never commits any penis related crimes

[16:03:48] Dr_DICK Did someone request a penis?

[16:03:55] Dr_DICK 8==D~';

[16:04:09] Dr_DICK That was just a sample size

[16:04:47] Dr_DICK You grow it via rubbing

[16:05:02] Dr_DICK 8========D

[16:05:07] Dr_DICK Racist time

[16:05:09] Dr_DICK I mean racing time

[16:32:20] Dr_DICK $in 10m Floor dry

[16:34:08] Dr_DICK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c79nCFQdZK8

[16:55:03] Dr_DICK Here our physiotherapists cannot prescribe shit

[17:28:13] Dr_DICK He knows his place

[17:30:47] Dr_DICK Competition

[17:31:30] Dr_DICK An evolutionary reason to want to be better than your fellow pack-member

[17:32:28] Dr_DICK In early evoltuon, yeah. As we've moved on it's not a very useful evolution it has just stayed

[17:35:19] Dr_DICK Lego was designed during a time where dad would beat the shit out of his kids if he stepped on one

[18:01:06] Dr_DICK I was gonna say Circus music

[18:43:58] Dr_DICK shieeeeeeeet

[18:46:02] Dr_DICK Lmapo

[18:46:15] Dr_DICK When I say it, it reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/12ulmfb/crackhead_knocks_on_his_drug_dealers_door_at_3am/

[19:07:37] Dr_DICK Evem phonekait likes h4 more than ComputerTech

[19:10:42] Dr_DICK That'll be for our alien overlords to decide

[19:19:12] Dr_DICK Lol

[19:19:54] Dr_DICK I have to explain to my little brother why it isi stupid to wash pot lids in the dishwasher but still handwash wash the pots themselves when the lids are pretty clean and the lids are used at the same time as the pot and there are dishes that could've occupied the space

[19:20:07] Dr_DICK He's arguing with me so I have to write it down like an idiot to explain to him

[19:21:49] Dr_DICK Yeah but comepared to other dishes that could've gone it, it was relatively clean.

[19:21:53] Dr_DICK *comparedf

[19:22:20] Dr_DICK Thus it would've made more sense to wash the pot lids with the pot rather than shove the lids in a dishwasher that takes 2 hours when other dirties dishes could occupy the space

[20:19:13] Dr_DICK He's evolving!

[20:19:59] Dr_DICK The Karma Sutra?

[20:20:50] Dr_DICK It's call Commie Sutras to me, comrade

[20:31:50] Dr_DICK Shhh I want to keep the illusion that I passed my Science 30 on skill rather than getting 1/4 right more than 50% of the time

[20:32:34] Dr_DICK hirish666

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