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Esjay
Suntop; look, if you want to discuss failures, we have a wide slew to choose from
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anon89
joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
[01:05] (&Kuro-chan) [23:51:49] I appear to be alive
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ComputerTech
[01:05] (&Suntop) [23:52:09] i think ComputerTech is eating dinner or something, havent seen him in a while now
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Falkor
casts a spell of light! ,|/, ..and the sun shines so bright waking up Suntop from those innocent slumber Dreams ;o)
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Kuro-chan
You should stay hydrated!
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ComputerTech
continues drinking alcohol
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FireWire
slaps ComputerTech
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Angel
Dr_DICK: Hi ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
pets Kuro-chan fast
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Kuro-chan
wiggles fast
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ComputerTech
Esjay, I've a headband since i started a conversation with him
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Esjay
lmao he does this shit
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Dr_DICK
Up next on ComputerTech network: How to chug 3 beers in a minute using a funnel, tube, and some lube
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wildting2
Up next on ComputerTech network: How to chug 3 beers in a minute using a funnel, tube, and some lube while nude << FIXED
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tr_
[T] <+ChanRank> (ChanRank): Dickless is an idler or unknown...
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Dr_DICK
CumpsterTech~~~~
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ChanStat
I have not seen DicklessCage
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tr_
[T] <+ChanRank> (ChanRank): DicklessCage is an idler or unknown...
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
wildting2 > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 15.388s, which makes you a total of 1 duck (including 1 golden duck) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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Suntop
someone (blame ComputerTech) resat it again :o|
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Suntop is around.
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Suntop
that failed, that came as priv msg lol
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foxy
$tell serion where have you been?
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Angel
foxy: I'll pass that on when serion is around.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.731s, which makes you a total of 5 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... an empty box of AP ammo.
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Kuro-chan
gets Suntop
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Kuro-chan
What do I do with a Suntop?
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Kuro-chan
You don't abuse people with kuro cookies...
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Kuro-chan
kuro cookies are for feeding and making peoples happy
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ComputerTech
pokes Kuro-chan
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MonkeySays
joined #computertech
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Kuro-chan
wiggles
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Kuro-chan
feeds Suntop kuromade chocolate chip cookies
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ComputerTech
set mode +v MonkeySays
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MonkeySays
Uh not a whole lot CT, yourself?
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Kuro-chan
sets chocolate chip muffins in front of MonkeySays, then rolls around her
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Suntop
ooo, thanks Kuro-chan :oD
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Kuro-chan
my cheesecake was a curious dessert.
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Kuro-chan
I made the bottom crust like I would for nanaimo bars
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ComputerTech
Kuro-chan, it seems Suntop likes your cookies ^-^
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Kuro-chan
I made a custard that doubled as a glue between layers and covered the rest of the cheesecake with it
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MonkeySays
Oh okay CT imma bout to smoke some weed
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Kuro-chan
then I made a strawberry glaze with garden strawberries
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MonkeySays
And check out these other doorbell chimes
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Kuro-chan
it was a good combination. I made a bit of whipped cream to go with it, too
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foxy
ComputerTech must be drunk
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ComputerTech
but would be nice if someone was getting drunk or high with me :(
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foxy
i need a drink
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foxy
only water
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Suntop
got beer
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Esjay
ComputerTech; I'll get high
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Suntop
but dont want to drink atm :oP
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Esjay
Let me go pee
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Angel
h4: be back
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AfterGlow
joined #computertech
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ski
"nah just drinking" -- drinking dinner ?
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MonkeySays
K I have the right door bell noise
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ski
i guess beer might be dinner
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ski
heya MonkeySays
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ski
what distinguishes the right from the wrong noise ?
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MonkeySays
We got a wireless doorbell for grandma cuz the phone she wouldn't use, throwing things didn't work, the walkie talkies she kept fucking off
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MonkeySays
Now this doorbell works great, she presses a big button, my mom has take me out the to ballgame and I have Italian saranade
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MonkeySays
Basically what will wake us up if grandma needs help in the middle of the night. If she stops using this she wants to die in a nursing home, cuz we're sick of her falling in the middle of the night
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ComputerTech
[02:08] (&Esjay) [01:05:07] ComputerTech; I'll get high
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MonkeySays
Like she knows she can't walk without help
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ComputerTech
[02:08] (&Suntop) [01:05:12] but dont want to drink atm :oP
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MonkeySays
Cuz one of these days the fall can kill her
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ComputerTech
[02:08] (&Esjay) [01:05:16] Let me go pee
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MonkeySays
So...yea this is our last effort
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ComputerTech
[02:08] (+Angel) [01:05:16] h4: be back
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Esjay
I don't have staph D:
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ski
sets a (small) sponge cake, divided into four layers, with blueberry jam, mashed bananas, custard inbetween, and some whipped cream on the outside, and candied cherries and halved grapes on top, in a spiral pattern, in front of Kuro-chan
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ComputerTech
picks ski up and hugs him
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Kuro-chan
nibbles on fruity sponge cake
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ComputerTech
also hugs Kuro-chan
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updog
me supplex ComputerTech
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Kuro-chan
purrs up a storm
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ComputerTech
i bet Kuro-chan is satisfied with ski's Sponge cake :3
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foxy
$tell h4 halp ComputerTech is being gay again
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Angel
foxy: I'll pass that on when h4 is around.
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ski
MonkeySays : hope it will work
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when foxy is around.
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Kuro-chan
it's not too different from what I had for dessert
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Kuro-chan
I need to figure out what I'm making for my neighbour in a week and a half
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Kuro-chan
she has a birthday coming up
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Ahsoka
Ski dont get too close to ComputerTech's face, its an anal blackhole, that will suck you to the ugly dimension
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ski
what's the number of coordinates spanning said ugly dimension ?
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Ahsoka
Its infinite
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ski
countably or uncountably infinite ?
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ski
figures it might be of the same cardinality as the continuum, then
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Ahsoka
It also contains mostly sheep that ComputerTech has shagged
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ski
Kuro-chan : Charlotte Russe ?
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ski
for the bd
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Esjay
Ahsoka; infinitely small like your brain cell count, or infinitely large, like ComputerTech's stupidity?
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Ahsoka
Infinitely large
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Suntop
omg lol, what a conversation :oD
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Ahsoka
If it was like my brain cell count it wouldnt even fill a thimble
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MonkeySays
My mom and I are caregivers for her in her last days
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Ahsoka
If im going to make fun of others i would have to be able to do the same to myself
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MonkeySays
Just c'mon old lady don't rush it along
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Ahsoka
And handle others making fun of me too
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Ahsoka
But ComputerTech is a sponge for insults
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Ahsoka
Like my face is a sponge for his semen
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Esjay
Okay, now I'm interested
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foxy
cuddles Ahsoka and Esjay
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Kuro-chan
wait a minute, since when is ComputerTech stupid? o.o
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Kuro-chan
is confused
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Kuro-chan
Be careful, foxy! I sense lewd coming from their direction
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ski
MonkeySays : she's over 90 ?
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foxy
.quote add <Ahsoka> But ComputerTech is a sponge for insults <Ahsoka> Like my face is a sponge for his semen
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Quotes
[Quote] <Ahsoka> But ComputerTech is a sponge for insults <Ahsoka> Like my face is a sponge for his semen
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Quotes
[Quote] Added quote #526 by foxy
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foxy
.quote search cum
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Quotes
[Quote] 14 matches found: #312,525,8,492,479,399,288,285,474,283,468,273,446,340
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foxy
.quote search cum on
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Quotes
[Quote] 3 matches found: #8,479,399
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foxy
.quote read 8
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Quotes
[Quote] #8 added by Foxy 2 years 21 weeks 5 days 13 hours 54 minutes 54 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] * sushi-kawaii licks Foxy's face <&Foxy> err thanks, did i have cum on my face?
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foxy
yeah that one
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Esjay
ComputerTech; some ai generated site helped me fix an issue with my keyboard as none of the official documentation had the right keybind to re-enable backlight
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Esjay
Maybe ai isn't so bad
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ski
it'll probably be worse, when AI starts reading AI-generated content more
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foxy
cancer sucks
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MonkeySays
Started in the breast and grew into her lymphatic system
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.217s, which makes you a total of 5 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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MonkeySays
My dad died of lung cancer in 2019
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Phoenix
not much .. just looking into an issue ;)
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Phoenix
a bot that got listed in dbl haha
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Esjay
How'd that happen?
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Phoenix
a number of planets aligned .. one being ubuntu!
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foxy
haunts ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
cums at foxy
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Esjay
I remember when I got an akill here on rizon because one of my idiot users on my dedi ran an irc bot that got into a snarf loop with other bots
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Esjay
I hate sharing stuff with people :D
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ski
imagines ghosts wailing "Uubuntuuu !"
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Esjay
We've talked about it
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ComputerTech
just make exceptions for the IPs and you should be fine tbh
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Phoenix
yes for some reason ubuntu likes to chat lots between eggdrops.. I haven't found another distro like it for that.. painful at times but can be blocked
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Phoenix
umm .. Spubuntu more like it ;)
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ComputerTech
slaps Phoenix
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Ahsoka
I just pretend ComputerTech's semen is some kind of Irish yogurt
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ski
's multiple times (maybe ten or fifteen ?) gotten K-lined by a network bot, when/because helping explain something to people
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Phoenix
hope that's not a spu slap! haha
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foxy
.yt ghost brothers indiana mansion
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Internets
:: YouTube Medium Touched By Aggressive Spirit | Ghost Brothers: Haunted House Guests | Travel Channel :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mFOIjTyUbQ (08:11) :: Views 42,408 :: Rating [+] 1,034 likes [+] 1,034 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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ski
(one of those times was for using math unicode, on a math channel)
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Phoenix
ski, it happens.. I know one guy who keeps makign the same mistake of pasting bad stuff others have pasted.. gets banned..
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Esjay
How did that trigger a network bot? Unless it was another network
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Esjay
ComputerTech; huh
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Esjay
ComputerTech; huh
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Kuro-chan
resumes missing ComputerTech
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Esjay
ComputerTech; huh
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ski
(the other times, was because i was showing, step-wise, how some expression evolved, as it was being evaluated by the programming language)
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Esjay
ComputerTech; huh
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Phoenix
yeah some unicode patterns will always trigger unfortunately
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Esjay
ComputerTech; huh
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Esjay
you fucked up
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ComputerTech
pets Kuro-chan
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Kuro-chan
purrs up a cotton candy storm
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Phoenix
says to ComputerTech Dark Humor: My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
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Esjay
I don't even need to say it again
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Esjay
Maybe I will, but definitely not by you
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ski
Esjay : the network bot didn't like that there was multiple messages, with less than a minute (say) inbetween, which looked similar (because i only did one execution step at the time, that was the point of the whole explanation). and yes, another network
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Esjay
ski, sounds like a retarded admin
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anon89
joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
the only network I've ever gotten banned from is freenode
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foxy
akills ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
for uhh, not listening to a oper I think?
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ComputerTech
cries
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Angel
( p′︵‵。)
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Esjay
I've never been actually removed, only accidentally by things like nutsac or other people on my ip
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foxy
which one? kline? or fuchs?
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ski
the unicode stuff, was, i believe, because of it was deemed too high non-ascii ratio in the message (due to spammers posting slightly different messages, to evade automatic detection, by adding random diacritics). iiuc, they later fixed this issue with math unicode
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Esjay
luckily it's not as retarded
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ComputerTech
foxy, that was 3-4 years ago, i wish i remembered
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ComputerTech
kline was my friend for all those years though
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Esjay
I remember if like 4 people all said the same thing they would ALL get klined
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foxy
i was akill once on rizon
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ComputerTech
ed or however you spell his nick was my closest oper
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foxy
cause i let someone use an znc from me i was caught in the akill
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Esjay
If some innocent person said something, and some others repeated it, they could get the innocent person klined
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ComputerTech
I've never got akilled from rizon besides exception crap
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Esjay
netsec is a special child
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Esjay
locked away in the attic
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foxy
its related to dwarf
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ComputerTech
whispers to netsec
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Esjay
wasn't dizzy the original dev of netsec? I can't remember who brought this abomination into existence
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ski
ComputerTech : yea this was Sigyn on (old) Freenode. i learned how to undo its action (if you had ops on the channel, and did it within fifteen minutes or so), also using that to remove the K-line for other people helping, or for (clueless) newbies who pasted many lines of code/error/exercise into a channel
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ComputerTech
ski, i think mine was a manual kline :(
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foxy
Esjay i gotta ask
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foxy
why use the nick Esjay ?
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ComputerTech
eats popcorn
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Esjay
it was a nickname given to me by a gf when I was 13
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ski
ComputerTech : not a manual Fuchs ?
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ComputerTech
runs
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Kuro-chan
hides ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
has been hidden
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ski
sets the archive flag on ComputerTech
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Kuro-chan
I put a small pebble on your head
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Esjay
I used it until like 2012 I think before deciding to start using it again
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Esjay
ComputerTech; you've seen me you fucking paddy fuck
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ski
can't recall seeing that nick
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Esjay
You have seen pics of me, so you obviously know I'm not (insert random nick here)
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Angel
ComputerTech!
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foxy
if Esjay was sayjay