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[22:20:00] ferridae ayo!

[22:20:27] ferridae Hey Tech, how are ya!

[22:21:00] ferridae The landowner didnt pay the internet bill on one property, so I am in the other house rn

[22:21:03] ferridae Doing school

[22:21:22] ferridae irish666 Hispanic

[22:21:41] ferridae It is what it is, I am kinda glad to be away from my gf

[22:21:48] ferridae Shes been getting on my nerves

[22:21:57] ferridae irish lmao

[22:22:28] ferridae Reminds me of those shitty honda civics my cousins used to mod out

[22:22:48] ferridae Thanks man

[22:23:17] ferridae I am on the lappy rn, I was not going to take an AIO four blocks

[22:23:55] ferridae What is stamp bias?

[22:24:09] ferridae login, sort of

[22:24:20] ferridae We have a deal with her landlord who is also her boss

[22:24:31] ferridae oh shit I did not notice lmao

[22:24:50] ferridae Look at you, mr international criminal lol

[22:25:13] ferridae Just because you have been to israel does not mean you are mossad lmao

[22:25:57] ferridae lol

[22:26:03] ferridae All countries do I think

[22:26:13] ferridae Its required to internationally travel

[22:26:17] ferridae I have a US passport

[22:26:30] ferridae Really? I didnt know that

[22:26:51] ferridae irish666 isnt that maranara?

[22:27:37] ferridae Lets buy malta

[22:27:40] ferridae Fuck it

[22:27:49] ferridae we can do so much crime

[22:28:08] ferridae I've heard

[22:29:09] ferridae yeahhh I dont got a million, my country does not even have free healthcare lmao

[22:29:39] ferridae Im looking to get out of the US

[22:29:45] ferridae This US experiment is not for me

[22:30:19] ferridae Cant stand this fucking country, we always are fighting each other

[22:30:26] ferridae I cannot go a day without a fucking fight

[22:30:55] ferridae login, thats the goal. My problem is Moneyyyyyy

[22:31:05] ferridae I also need to leave this chick

[22:31:21] ferridae She is afraid to leave this country to go somewhere that doesnt have rapid gun violence

[22:31:26] ferridae rampant*

[22:32:05] ferridae There were two shooting yesterday, I was in the same area when it happened

[22:32:14] ferridae lol ahsoka

[22:32:22] ferridae irish666 inside lol

[22:32:49] ferridae My cousin goes to work in a BPV

[22:32:57] ferridae its that bad over here

[22:33:27] ferridae I can respect someone who can throw hands, not a gun

[22:33:48] ferridae I've been in a lot of fights, not of my own control. I can respect someone who can take me down

[22:33:51] ferridae Im huge

[22:34:06] ferridae 6'4

[22:34:27] ferridae Yeah. Small women love me

[22:34:56] ferridae Enough

[22:35:01] ferridae I think like 200 stones

[22:35:22] ferridae Shiettt

[22:35:28] ferridae hahaha

[22:35:31] ferridae Get me out of this country

[22:35:32] ferridae lmao

[22:36:04] ferridae ahsoka ahhh back at it again with the Tech hate

[22:36:07] ferridae lmao

[22:36:30] ferridae Last time I weighed myself, I was about 200lbs

[22:36:52] ferridae Me too, but most of my weight is beer fat and muscle

[22:37:02] ferridae ComputerTech is a big boi

[22:37:23] ferridae Ahsoka, that is as many stones I eat a day

[22:37:49] ferridae What were you doing in video chat >.>

[22:37:57] ferridae Horny jail

[22:38:12] ferridae I have to hop on call with you guys at least once

[22:38:17] ferridae I have a jealous gf

[22:38:23] ferridae So I cant really do the things I want to do

[22:38:40] ferridae Interpretive dance, got it

[22:38:48] ferridae Yep

[22:38:57] ferridae She is older Im 28, she is 51

[22:39:11] ferridae So runes, got it

[22:39:16] ferridae He is a wizard

[22:39:45] ferridae Half of the reason why I still say I am doing school M W F is so I can get away from her

[22:40:02] ferridae Which I mean its a partial truth, I am in school

[22:40:03] ferridae Yeah

[22:40:15] ferridae Yeah, I chose her bc I needed a place

[22:40:25] ferridae She would be 51 I think

[22:40:28] ferridae Yeah

[22:40:31] ferridae Something like that

[22:40:47] ferridae She feeds me, fucks me, and takes care of me

[22:40:50] ferridae She is a great friend

[22:40:57] ferridae But I cannot continue dating her

[22:40:59] ferridae Nope

[22:41:00] ferridae No kids

[22:41:26] ferridae Actually yes, I am much grumpier because of it

[22:41:47] ferridae Mid menopause

[22:41:53] ferridae She can still get pregnant

[22:42:04] ferridae But if she does, I am going to put a plan b in her food

[22:42:10] ferridae Since I can barely afford food myself

[22:42:25] ferridae it was a joke

[22:42:38] ferridae Jesus

[22:42:40] ferridae LMAO

[22:43:01] ferridae But he is beautiful

[22:44:07] ferridae I actually never saw ComputerTech's face

[22:44:27] ferridae Aw dont say that

[22:44:37] ferridae I think everyone has things about them that are beautiful

[22:44:58] ferridae Internally beautiful?

[22:45:09] ferridae LMAO

[22:45:30] ferridae I can show you guys my face, I used to be a model for a bit

[22:45:56] ferridae Ahsoka is a tsundere

[22:46:04] ferridae !bang

[22:46:17] ferridae hehe fastest boi in the east

[22:46:39] ferridae foxy has a point lol

[22:47:26] ferridae irish666 I call that GNUT, you cant spell nutrient without NUT

[22:48:34] ferridae yooo, I havent been to a buc-ees in a fucking while

[22:48:41] ferridae I love buc-ees

[22:49:02] ferridae I've been to one twice

[22:49:03] ferridae !ban

[22:49:08] ferridae gHeck

[22:49:35] ferridae how does one put the weather in the chat

[22:50:00] ferridae arent crisps chips?

[22:50:15] ferridae We should popularize Crunches

[22:51:18] ferridae login, I only fuck raw dude

[22:51:21] ferridae Im not a moron

[23:14:51] ferridae bacc

[23:15:25] ferridae I had to hop onto a hotspot, I am thinking about just posting up at a bar or something to do my school since the internets is down at my house

[23:17:37] ferridae Yeah most do over here

[23:17:42] ferridae I just dont want to spend that money

[23:17:49] ferridae I frequent bars here to mingle with people

[23:18:10] ferridae No homeboy forgot to pay the internet in this house

[23:18:22] ferridae We have fast connection here

[23:18:38] ferridae Homeboy has multiple accounts his pockets are deep

[23:19:12] ferridae What probably happened is that one of the accounts he had went dry and needed to be replenished

[23:19:28] ferridae im poor and I am terrible with money

[23:20:10] ferridae I am good at charming people to do the things I want them to do

[23:20:26] ferridae lmao

[23:20:39] ferridae I actually am one

[23:21:30] ferridae yeah, its something I learned through child abuse, its not something I recommend

[23:21:38] ferridae But I was a small adult when I was a kid

[23:22:10] ferridae Also having free, unrestricted access to the internet probably warped my mind

[23:22:40] ferridae The coolest most charming people I know are fucking poor lol

[23:22:47] ferridae Hey man, I had to survive

[23:23:33] ferridae Yeah that pandemic was fucked lmao

[23:23:59] ferridae Oh shit its spiderman

[23:24:33] ferridae So tell me. How does one get the injection, and catches the virus twice right after?

[23:28:21] ferridae bro just eat dirt

[23:28:28] ferridae That is how I survived covid

[23:28:29] ferridae twice

[23:28:53] ferridae lotta people did die from this stupid virus though

[23:29:30] ferridae Oh remember when morons here in the states were eating fucking ivermectin which was designed for deworming horses

[23:29:36] ferridae OD'ing and dying

[23:30:02] ferridae lmao

[23:30:18] ferridae two died in my community doing that. when I was living in florida

[23:30:27] ferridae Trump also said to drink bleach to clean your body

[23:30:41] ferridae Yeah... Authentic Florida man here

[23:30:58] ferridae Thats probably why he has those 57 felony counts

[23:31:59] ferridae trump knowledge " My relative is a doctor, so by sheer communication. Now I am a doctor."

[23:32:29] ferridae My gf is black, she does not do this

[23:32:39] ferridae I have had to teach her. Lime is a better solvent

[23:33:18] ferridae Nah, I've seen that shit in the kitchen before

[23:33:21] ferridae with an old co worker

[23:33:50] ferridae Its chicken with the lean

[23:34:56] ferridae how the fuck does one accidentally chlorinate chicken?

[23:35:21] ferridae What the actual fuck

[23:35:50] ferridae I'll stick with my nuke shelter grade government rice and beans thank

[23:36:40] ferridae the government be like. You see that gas that their using in the trenches in ww1, yeah lets just stick that in chickens. Fuck it

[23:36:58] ferridae The US is a fucking sess pool

[23:37:28] ferridae When I had hens, the only thing I had to worry about were foxes and coyotes

[23:37:40] ferridae Not chlorine gassing my family lmao

[23:38:41] ferridae Not if they are immunized, I had to inject my hens

[23:38:50] ferridae It was like law in iowa to do that

[23:38:54] ferridae or you would get fined

[23:39:01] ferridae Mind you I only had hens in my farm

[23:39:06] ferridae I mad booze there

[23:39:11] ferridae made*

[23:39:23] ferridae oh yeah the gmo shit out here is nutty

[23:39:36] ferridae We got chickens here that bench more than 500 lbs

[23:41:02] ferridae oh nice there is more proof that aliens exist

[23:41:03] ferridae https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvMcK6YQNTM&ab_channel=SomeOrdinaryGamers

[23:41:42] ferridae the chickens here are jacked

[23:44:41] ferridae the US school system considers pizza as a vegetable

[23:44:56] ferridae It did at one point

[23:44:59] ferridae let me find that article

[23:45:30] ferridae https://www.thejournal.ie/us-congress-rules-that-pizza-is-a-vegetable-282033-Nov2011/

[23:45:44] ferridae Yes. Pizza is a vegetable

[23:46:09] ferridae I guess you can say, control the cheese of production

[23:46:10] ferridae HA

[23:46:13] ferridae Kill me

[23:47:57] ferridae I would assume that the chickens would be a bit inbred if they were clones

[23:49:01] ferridae maybe they are inbred so much that they actually are bigger and bulkier. Kinda like pugs

[23:49:05] ferridae That is horrifying

[23:49:06] ferridae !bang

[23:49:20] ferridae fastest fingers in the east

[23:50:00] ferridae I am imagining human pugs

[23:50:06] ferridae Just piles of fucking flesh

[23:50:15] ferridae Like me

[23:50:17] ferridae :)

[23:50:44] ferridae ayyy I appreciate that

[23:50:52] ferridae Still, the conversation happened

[23:50:59] ferridae And I fucking love that it did

[23:51:21] ferridae women

[23:51:23] ferridae hehe

[23:52:10] ferridae My gf is buying me chicken

[23:52:16] ferridae I am kinda scared to eat it now

[23:54:12] ferridae !bang

[23:54:20] ferridae !reload

[23:54:28] ferridae !bang

[23:54:34] ferridae HOW

[23:54:41] ferridae !reload

[23:54:47] ferridae !bang

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[23:54:56] ferridae !bang

[23:55:02] ferridae !bang

[23:55:10] ferridae What the fuck is this duck

[23:55:25] ferridae Cursed

[23:56:05] ferridae smooth move my dude

[23:56:24] ferridae ew windows

[23:56:28] ferridae use linux like a god

[23:56:49] ferridae haha yeah, for you

[23:56:56] ferridae I cant talk shit though, I do have a dual boot

[23:57:27] ferridae I dont like the feature that windows does indeed sell your information

[23:57:39] ferridae Yeah, to a point

[23:57:46] ferridae Linux is more closed circuit

[23:58:00] ferridae nice, but also windows 11 kinda sucks too

[23:58:08] ferridae Especially on older hardware

[23:58:24] ferridae Bro, I am running a dual boot imac with linux

[23:58:27] ferridae In my basement

[23:58:42] ferridae true

[23:58:45] ferridae My gf likes mac

[23:58:47] ferridae I dont

[23:58:58] ferridae M chips do be crumbchy

[23:59:41] ferridae sexy

[23:59:44] ferridae Thats a flex

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