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\g
Hotter Ukranian women?
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tr_
[T] <+login> lol
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tr_
[T] <+login> will he go for it?
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\g
Australian women pretty hot too
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\g
Why not get yourself an Australian girl
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foxy
omg ComputerTech guess what new word micah learned
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ComputerTech
\g german and other women are hotter imo
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\g
They're so hot because the ugly ones get killed by their local wildlife
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tr_
[T] <+login> he could go surfing in bali
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\g
Spiders, snakes, kangaroos, etc
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tr_
[T] <+login> too early
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tr_
[T] <+login> how'd he learn that?
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\g
it's a bird
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\g
a flightless bird
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foxy
no clue but its funny
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tr_
[T] <+login> it's a male chicken
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\g
which is also a bird
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\g
a flightless bird
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snickers
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foxy
he don't know what a male chicken is
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tr_
[T] <+login> kitty cat, you mean
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foxy
he's only 2
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tr_
[T] <+login> pre-school?
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tr_
[T] <+login> pre-school school?
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tr_
[T] <+login> potty training is the hardest
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tr_
[T] <+login> is it not?
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ComputerTech
\g, Ukrainian women are just ok looking tbh polish women look better
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tr_
[T] <+login> how's your brother's child doing? is he learning german in school now?
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tr_
[T] <+login> aw, he should meet his uncle sometime
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ComputerTech
he hasn't even met his grandparents yet
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shakes his fist at brothers wife
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tr_
[T] <+login> there is a way to separate amicably too
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\g
Polish women hot too
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foxy
looks at Ahsoka
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\g
Ukranian women probably hotter in the body than the face
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tr_
[T] <+login> sperm is at the highest quality level now, ComputerTech
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\g
Polish women probably hotter in the face than the boddy
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\g
What if a Polish woman had a baby with a Ukranian woman
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\g
Maximum hot!
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tr_
[T] <+login> the human body over generations is optimised for baby making at your age
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ComputerTech
login, my brother had his baby at like 30
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foxy
woman + woman = can
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tr_
[T] <+login> how?
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foxy
s/can /can't produce babies
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\g
The beauty of German women is ruined by how disgusting the language is
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tr_
[T] <+login> well... i do wonder if they can inject the nucleus of one egg into the other and make it work
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tr_
[T] <+login> the chromosomes are all there to make the correct pairs
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tr_
[T] <+login> resulting child will be a girl 100% of the time
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tr_
[T] <+login> but i don't think it works, or hasn't been made to work
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tr_
[T] <+login> ComputerTech: how did your dad meet your mum? have you asked them?
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tr_
[T] <+login> or do they keep it out of your ear
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ComputerTech
My parents are very open to stories, i know how, but i'm not telling in here lo
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[T] <+login> is it possible for you to do the same thing?
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tr_
[T] <+login> how come you got into computers but your brother didn't?
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\g
CT that's so ass backwards lmao
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\g
You won't tell a story as innoculous as how your parents met, but you'll share pictures of your mom
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tr_
[T] <+login> So she knows of us?
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\g
Ask her about the story of how she met
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\g
and if it's ok
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\g
problem solved!
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tr_
[T] <+login> he knows it won't be okay
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tr_
[T] <+login> it's a personal story
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ComputerTech
not a lot to it, just parents met at a bar
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tr_
[T] <+login> but where's the backstory
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tr_
[T] <+login> how many did dad approach before her
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\g
I've known my wife since she was a babby
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tr_
[T] <+login> and how many approach your mum before him
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tr_
[T] <+login> that's the real juice
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tr_
[T] <+login> *approached
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\g
something years
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\g
wait how old is she
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\g
thinks
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tr_
[T] <+login> never ask a woman her age -> \g has internalised it
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tr_
[T] <+login> yeah, it would be embarassing info lol
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tr_
[T] <+login> i asked another guy on another channel about whether he continued to meet others after meeting his partner
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tr_
[T] <+login> but before becoming exclusive
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tr_
[T] <+login> his partner was there too
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tr_
[T] <+login> he became real quiet lol
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\g
I was asking how old my wife is
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tr_
[T] <+login> she's 90% as old as you, right \g
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tr_
[T] <+login> +- 5%
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tr_
[T] <+login> if you get into the dating and marriage market early, you will have an advantage ComputerTech
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Esjay
Once someone has a date with someone, they should be exclusive until deciding otherwise
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tr_
[T] <+login> you can fuck around with her by your side
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[T] <+login> and settle down with her, sure that her values and personality match yours
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ComputerTech
login, you mean have sex with other women whilst with her? o.O
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tr_
[T] <+login> is that what you meant by fuck around?
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tr_
[T] <+login> i thought it was just metaphorical
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tr_
[T] <+login> about trying (non-sexual) things while travelling
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tr_
[T] <+login> like adventure sports or something...
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tr_
[T] <+login> i did not know you were also going to engage in copious amounts of casual sex
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ComputerTech
but I'd like to have the option to take a girl back to my house if i flirt with her
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tr_
[T] <+login> and then ghost her after that?
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tr_
[T] <+login> and do that on repeat??
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ComputerTech
i mean, i attract girls quite easily (as proved in Poland)
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tr_
[T] <+login> how do you know they aren't sex workers?
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Esjay
sex work is awesome
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tr_
[T] <+login> nobody will just touch your hair so confidently
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ComputerTech
¯\(°_o)/¯ don't pay them and they aren't
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tr_
[T] <+login> so you like just getting teased then?
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tr_
[T] <+login> meaning wasting their time lol
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ComputerTech
flirting with Multiple women at once (not being a dick about it)
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tr_
[T] <+login> lol, might be
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tr_
[T] <+login> unless you tell them you aren't interested
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tr_
[T] <+login> imagine you touch some young woman's hair and bring her drinks
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ComputerTech
how woud you deal with a few girls flirting with you at once? just fuck them off until one is left?
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tr_
[T] <+login> but she isn't interested, but she's just having fun
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ComputerTech
I'm used to be flirted with though, not really flirting at
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ComputerTech
but if a hottie is there and she's allowing me to do it
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ComputerTech
sure I'd buy her drinks and play with het bair
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tr_
[T] <+login> and then she'd leave after that
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> ComputerTech you're very sexy
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> wanna come get a drink ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
login, if she made it clear from the start, then no lol
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ComputerTech
but it's difficult to pick from multiple girls
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ComputerTech
and i did eventually settle with one at a table
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tr_
[T] <+login> if multiple girls are flirting with you at once, they do not intend you have gang sex with you for free
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> bruh wtf how is it difficult
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ComputerTech
but eventually didn't lime her interests
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> howwwww
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tr_
[T] <+login> he's shy
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tr_
[T] <+login> and has shame
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ComputerTech
try refusing one without beint a rick
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tr_
[T] <+login> one can refuse while being super smooth
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tr_
[T] <+login> you just have to know how not to embarass them
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Rizon
set mode +ao Kuro-chan Kuro-chan
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ComputerTech
pets Kuro-chan
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updog
bang bang
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> rape
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tr_
[T] <+login> it's work, they can take rejection
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ComputerTech
you make it sound like they are prostitutes xD
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Kuro-chan
leans into pettings
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tr_
[T] <+login> if some other woman is flirting with you, would another woman be confident to flirt at the same time
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tr_
[T] <+login> and the first woman not feel weirded out by that either?
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Kuro-chan
only if you want to see claws
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ComputerTech
sometimes women find it easier to flirt with a guy when other women are also doing so
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tr_
[T] <+login> and they're all friends and not weirded out that you chose one of them?
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foxy
pedicure?
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tr_
[T] <+login> yet you didn't get the subtext
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tr_
[T] <+login> you should have gone all the way with the one you chose CT
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tr_
[T] <+login> right until the payment
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foxy
why would he
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Kuro-chan
heeeeere foxy, foxy, foxy
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tr_
[T] <+login> and then say "huh? what payment?|
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foxy
blushes at Kuro-chan
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tr_
[T] <+login> would have been amazing
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tr_
[T] <+login> but you didn't genuinely know
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foxy
isnt it past your bedtime?
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Kuro-chan
It's always past CT's bedtime. Doesn't stop the guy :D
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foxy
no not ct
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foxy
he's not allowed to sleep
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Kuro-chan
brushes foxy
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ComputerTech
foxy, i watched back to the future last night
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Ahsoka
Every move you do is dirty unless you are walking backward, ugly face pointing in no ones direction
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tr_
[T] <+login> "i'm just here to have a drink" -- easy rejection
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tr_
[T] <+login> "not looking for anything", so many ways
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ComputerTech
i wanna chat to girls, not play games
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tr_
[T] <+login> you missed any real connections
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foxy
are you sure about that?
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tr_
[T] <+login> it sure sounds like it though
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foxy
sounds like you are clueless about women in general
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ComputerTech
pretty sure i have one of the girls contacts somewhere in my contacts
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tr_
[T] <+login> lol
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ComputerTech
i'm very picky about ones career, upbringing
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ComputerTech
so if they aren't exactly how i want em, it's kinda game over
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tr_
[T] <+login> the description of how it went sounds like a meme to me lol
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Hotties
hi ComputerTech tr_
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foxy
ComputerTech are you going to join threads?
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 23.483s, which makes you a total of 19 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Esjay > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> bang bang
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Kuro-chan
knitting needles are required?
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Esjay
Gimme back
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> ComputerTech hacked!!!!!!!!!!!
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns Esjay's gun to him.
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Internets
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> <@tr> [R] <&Esjay> !bang
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> <@Aaron> bang bang
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> <@tr> [R] <~ComputerTech> !bamg
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ComputerTech
thin lizzy! the boys are back in town
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tr_
[S] <@Aaron> tell me who shoot it first
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ComputerTech
.yt thin lizzy! the boys are back in town
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plays air guitar
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ComputerTech
man i should learn to play the guitar
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ComputerTech
foxy, would i look dope with my long hair + guitar? :P
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tr_
[T] <+login> total dope
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foxy
i don't know
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NiniGeo2
gives C.T. a pretzel
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ComputerTech
noms and pets NiniGeo2
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NiniGeo2
Not2much. Just debuggin' some index buffers that aren't bein' set up right.
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tr_
[T] <+login> C buffers or C++ STL buffers?
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NiniGeo2
Nah these are C buffers, but the issue is certainly in my logic that I use to construct the buffers, not in the buffers themselves :P
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Ahsoka
cums on ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
returns a powerful cum at Ahsoka
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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NiniGeo2
zips up a raincoat
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\g
Site is very NSFW
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Syndus_
Hey hey hey! Stop, everyone stfu!
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tr_
[T] <+login> NSFL, as they call it
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\g
several injured
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\g
The boulder crushes the car like a paper cup
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Syndus_
Nevermind, I was thinking of cake
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\g
fuckin crazy
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tr_
[T] <+login> nagaland, where is that?
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\g
login: India
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tr_
[T] <+login> oh
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updog
hello from kazakhstan
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tr_
[T] <+login> what's your internet speed, updog?
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\g
Makes me never want to take a mountain path again
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tr_
[T] <+login> they seem very dangerous
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tr_
[T] <+login> if landslides occur
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NiniGeo2
Boulders are really dangerous D:
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tr_
[T] <+login> so unpredictable too
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tr_
[T] <+login> oh, that's pretty good updog
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updog
i used to have 700mbps
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\g
what's updog
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tr_
[T] <+login> any data restrictions per month?
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updog
but i asked to lower it
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NiniGeo2
gives Hotties a pretzel too
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updog
no data cap
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tr_
[T] <+login> is the lower one cheaper?
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updog
but like
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updog
20 bucks
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ComputerTech
.yt gta san andreas k rose full station
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\g
need faster than gigabit
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tr_
[T] <+login> 20 USD per month? that's very good
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\g
pls spectrum
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\g
make it happen
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foxy
hi NiniGeo2 Hotties and updog
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\g
login he's saying it's $20 less
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updog
20 brl less
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updog
what i pay is 119brl
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updog
which is like
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tr_
[T] <+login> oh
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NiniGeo2
also also gives foxy a pretzel
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updog
3 cents of a usd
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.063s, which makes you a total of 43 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 8 (duck hassler). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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tr_
[T] <+login> so 120 * 0.03 = 36 USD
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updog
24.50 usd
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
updog > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
updog is demoted to level 2 (noob).
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\g
I pay $150/mo for gigabit
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns updog's gun to him.
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\g
It's actually more like $139
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updog
i wanted to shoot
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\g
.cc 119 brl to usd
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ComputerTech
shoots cum at updog
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Internets
[W|A] convert R$119 (Brazilian reais) to US dollars = $24.59 (US dollars) (July 6, 2023)
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tr_
[T] <+login> how's the ping like, updog?
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tr_
[T] <+login> so it's gone worse than 3 cents to a brl
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NiniGeo2
pongs updog
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updog
i tend to use wifi more than cable
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updog
but it's okay-ish
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tr_
[T] <+login> it's pretty good
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ComputerTech
dances
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updog
come to brazil
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updog
come for the cheap internet
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updog
stay for the big bundas