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[02:11:03] tr_ [S] <@Dragon> spooky

[02:11:23] tr_ [T] <login> still awake?

[02:11:31] tr_ [T] <login> isn't it late now?

[02:12:03] tr_ [T] <login> for some one at least

[02:12:14] tr_ [T] <login> it's 2 am in the UK

[02:12:26] tr_ [T] <login> you're on UTC+1 now?

[02:12:43] tr_ [T] <login> as one gets older, the late nights will become harder

[02:12:48] tr_ [T] <login> but irish666 is also awake

[02:13:25] tr_ [T] <login> did you have a mid-life crisis, irish666?

[02:13:28] tr_ [T] <login> it's normal

[02:13:43] tr_ [T] <login> decade crisis?

[02:14:14] tr_ [T] <login> i have heard from my parents, that it often happens every decade

[02:14:22] tr_ [T] <login> a lot like an economic cycle

[02:14:59] tr_ [T] <login> how do you readjust for the new week?

[02:15:18] tr_ [T] <login> borrow time on the weekends and pay it back on sunday night?

[02:15:37] tr_ [T] <login> or are you getting a siesta in on Monday?

[02:15:53] tr_ [T] <login> lovely

[02:16:03] tr_ [T] <login> biphasic sleep

[02:16:41] tr_ [T] <login> like jaywalking

[02:16:52] tr_ [T] <login> or parking beyond restricted hours

[02:17:56] tr_ [T] <login> me?

[02:18:12] tr_ [T] <login> if you do it once, the marine insurers are very happy

[02:26:53] tr_ [T] <login> but we do know someone who's in the same country as you

[02:27:34] tr_ [T] <login> yeah, probably not same island

[02:28:09] tr_ [T] <login> how many pieces, irish666?

[02:28:16] tr_ [T] <login> he's a legend for doing that

[02:32:46] tr_ [T] <login> promised money

[02:33:07] tr_ [T] <login> what about corn chips?

[02:33:33] tr_ [T] <login> And crisps?

[02:33:44] tr_ [T] <login> so crisps = fries?

[02:33:47] tr_ [T] <login> or is math broken?

[02:34:09] tr_ [T] <login> where do the French come in?

[02:34:35] tr_ [T] <login> McDonald's fries are fries

[02:34:40] tr_ [T] <login> thicker fries are hot chips

[02:35:16] tr_ [T] <login> crispy fish and crisps

[02:36:01] tr_ [T] <login> a mental revelation

[02:36:09] tr_ [T] <login> the birth of a new religion, CT?

[02:36:31] tr_ [T] <~therock247uk> fries > chips

[02:36:33] tr_ [T] <~therock247uk> :P

[02:36:41] tr_ [T] <~therock247uk> lol

[02:36:44] tr_ [T] <login> what do they call fish and chips in america?

[02:37:11] tr_ [T] <login> British fish and French fries

[02:37:26] tr_ [T] <login> i think fries and fish sounds better

[02:37:28] tr_ [T] <login> chips and fish

[02:37:30] tr_ [T] <~therock247uk> chippy chips are nice with curry :P

[02:37:36] tr_ [T] <login> will you accept chips and fish?

[02:37:55] tr_ [T] <~therock247uk> do americans even have classic fish and chips places?

[02:37:58] tr_ [T] <login> what about crisps and chips/

[02:38:22] tr_ [T] <~therock247uk> lol

[02:38:28] tr_ [T] <login> if poland can have them, america sure can

[02:38:43] tr_ [T] <login> I think 'fish & chips' is more accurate

[02:39:03] tr_ [T] <login> but you have to use &

[02:39:04] tr_ [T] <login> not and

[02:39:26] tr_ [T] <login> then why does the language distinguish between them?

[02:39:46] tr_ [T] <~therock247uk> https://angells.touchtakeaway.net/menu my chippy just around the corner :P

[02:40:02] tr_ [T] <login> how does it work, NiniGeo2?

[02:40:11] tr_ [T] <login> mixing illegally fished product?

[02:40:32] tr_ [T] <login> you're a genius for finding it, foxy

[02:40:48] tr_ [T] <login> your googlefu is stronger than mine, even though i've practised so much

[02:41:41] tr_ [T] <login> well done: https://www.ljsilvers.com/menu/french-fries/

[02:42:16] tr_ [T] <login> foxy: i don't think i will ever see your ass

[02:42:22] tr_ [T] <login> nor do i want to ask to see

[02:43:08] tr_ [T] <login> if i were to call lj silvers up and ask for a basic fish and chips, how shall they fit that into their menu?

[02:43:16] tr_ [T] <login> i see no standard fish and chip combo

[02:43:25] tr_ [T] <login> only a side of French fries (their terminology)

[02:44:22] tr_ [T] <login> you could become a franchisee of lj silvers and then introduce your own changes surreptitiously

[02:44:32] tr_ [T] <login> Cronus: if you pass it through an AI filter

[02:44:55] tr_ [T] <login> a sheer fishnet kind of sock

[02:45:11] tr_ [T] <login> covering only the balls and the tip of the cock

[02:45:28] tr_ [T] <login> it's just like the thing apples are wrapped in to protect from bruising

[02:46:00] tr_ [T] <login> it protects from bruising

[02:46:12] tr_ [T] <login> s/up/ /

[02:46:28] tr_ [T] <login> if you close your eyes, you won't notice Cronus

[02:46:53] tr_ [T] <login> laying claim to your weekend, Esjay?

[02:47:17] tr_ [T] <login> Many more women would be open to being rubbed by another woman, despite not being gay - or so i suspect

[02:47:44] tr_ [T] <login> she should have asked you before asking them

[02:48:06] tr_ [T] <login> or did you want her not to be with your friend and you?

[02:48:18] tr_ [T] <login> by video chat?

[02:48:30] tr_ [T] <login> in a sexual way or just platonic?

[02:48:54] tr_ [T] <login> how could you know that?

[02:49:00] tr_ [T] <login> even they may not be sure yet

[02:49:22] tr_ [T] <login> perhaps they just wanted to try, not expecting to succeed

[02:49:24] tr_ [T] <login> could happen

[02:49:31] tr_ [T] <login> you know, teasing

[02:49:45] tr_ [T] <login> not like they're gonna get blue balled

[02:50:17] tr_ [T] <login> Do you like to tease them, Esjay?

[02:50:45] tr_ [T] <login> or just want to hang out with the one you don't see often one-on-one?

[02:51:29] tr_ [T] <login> Well, she invited herself, so whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

[02:51:54] tr_ [T] <login> you have to mix something in her food right? a laxative?

[02:52:09] tr_ [T] <login> i am kidding, for the feds reading this

[02:52:36] tr_ [T] <login> why? are you into underarms Cronus?

[02:53:02] tr_ [T] <login> into arm pits?

[02:53:28] tr_ [T] <login> beautiful, Gentoo

[02:53:34] tr_ [T] <login> So, how will your housemate feel about it Esjay?

[02:53:50] tr_ [T] <login> Will she feel like you ruined her weekend?

[02:53:55] tr_ [T] <login> is she the vindictive type?

[02:54:26] tr_ [T] <login> best way I see is to tell your friend to say something came up, Esjay

[02:54:44] tr_ [T] <login> and then go out for the weekend with your friend

[02:54:55] tr_ [T] <login> that's not gay, that's pretty parent-like, NiniGeo2

[02:55:13] tr_ [T] <login> ComputerTech: with a condom on?

[02:55:50] tr_ [T] <login> ComputerTech: have you drunk from a glass, then smelled your own saliva on said glass?

[02:56:17] tr_ [T] <login> try it in the privacy of your home

[02:56:36] tr_ [T] <login> that's how you taste if you kiss someone else

[02:56:53] tr_ [T] <login> only way to confirm is to have someone kiss you and then smell your glass

[02:57:20] tr_ [T] <login> Esjay: so your housemate will just have to be excluded while remaining in the house :P

[02:57:29] tr_ [T] <login> i'd be stumped if i had to do that

[02:57:57] tr_ [T] <login> Cronus: Do you imagine being a person of the opposite sex and then cum?

[02:58:24] tr_ [T] <login> I drink very very rarely, ComputerTech

[02:58:50] tr_ [T] <login> Esjay: you can kiss that someone

[02:59:00] tr_ [T] <login> that would break Esjay's fidelity

[02:59:31] tr_ [T] <login> Esjay: if you kissed fake robot lips, would that count or not?

[02:59:59] tr_ [T] <login> Cronus: it's a common thing, not rare at all

[03:00:16] tr_ [T] <login> Esjay: you're exclusive with another part of yourself?

[03:00:31] tr_ [T] <login> Cronus: imagining yourself to be of the opposite sex and cumming

[03:00:52] tr_ [T] <login> Esjay: just trying to confirm i've understood correctly

[03:01:09] tr_ [T] <login> It sounds like being exclusive with God

[03:01:46] tr_ [T] <login> Oh, I understand what you mean now

[03:02:00] tr_ [T] <login> you mean if the robot were not attached to another person or wasn't another person

[03:02:30] tr_ [T] <login> I thought you were exclusive with someone who was not attached to another person and wasn't another person

[03:02:49] tr_ [T] <login> interpreter or CPython

[03:03:04] tr_ [T] <login> i agree Esjay

[03:03:18] tr_ [T] <login> but, and i heard this somewhere else, they could have a personality

[03:03:24] tr_ [T] <login> and people do fall in love

[03:08:36] tr_ [T] <login> apple silicon mac could be nice

[03:08:58] tr_ [T] <login> iphone 14 pro is luxury if you aren't taking photos

[03:09:23] tr_ [T] <login> Gentoo: is signal proprietary?

[03:09:38] tr_ [T] <login> best to gift homes to the homeless

[03:14:02] tr_ [T] <login> ^ bad

[03:14:12] tr_ [T] <login> no conditioenr either?

[03:14:17] tr_ [T] <login> or leave-in shampoo

[03:14:27] tr_ [T] <login> or two pig tails

[03:15:14] tr_ [T] <login> enjoy being a bonsai

[05:00:16] tr_ [T] <&nitecore> bang

[13:26:37] tr_ [S] <@Dragon> ^

[13:31:06] tr_ [T] <login> kfc japan has fat employees, or so goes the meme

[13:31:14] tr_ [T] <login> im sure it's not bad

[13:33:58] tr_ [T] <login> it's provably false: https://www.tiktok.com/@addyroad/video/7180679938469760302

[13:35:01] tr_ [T] <login> A grade kfc: https://www.tiktok.com/@slavinjoshua/video/7212966247636585774

[13:35:28] tr_ [T] <login> kfc japan buffet

[13:35:55] tr_ [T] <login> it's okay

[13:36:47] tr_ [T] <login> night shift?

[14:06:40] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> ughhhhhhh

[14:06:42] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> im bored

[14:07:02] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> nice too meet you foxy :0

[14:07:07] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> :)*

[14:32:36] tr_ [T] <login> like chicken little

[14:32:39] tr_ [T] <login> vs little chicken

[18:04:57] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> oh sorry ComputerTech i just seen your highlight how are you and hey

[18:09:15] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> oh really

[18:31:06] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> .w

[18:31:17] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> .w

[18:31:18] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> .w

[18:31:20] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> :(

[18:31:37] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> nooo internet is bad

[18:31:46] tr_ [S] <@Aaron> thank you foxy :))

[19:58:36] tr_ [T] <Harzilein> ahoy m4

[19:59:52] tr_ [T] <Harzilein> h4*

[20:13:13] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> what happened?

[20:14:18] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> >IRC phoneposting

[20:14:26] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> holy shit, why?

[20:16:20] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> internet is the big whining machine

[20:16:45] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> Yes.

[20:17:03] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> obviously

[20:19:58] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> anyways, how are you people?

[20:20:23] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> I'm ok, I guess

[20:25:26] tr_ [T] <getimiskon> meow

[22:18:16] tr_ [T] <Digerati> what's stopping you, ComputerTech? :>

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