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[17:03:04] h4 oh nice

[17:03:06] h4 hey foxy, ComputerTech

[17:03:11] h4 i want to join

[17:03:13] h4 what's going on?

[17:03:36] h4 i'm feeling ComputerTechy today

[17:03:40] h4 because i am drinking beer

[17:03:57] h4 yo

[17:03:59] h4 stop deleting quotes

[17:05:13] h4 oh :)

[17:05:36] h4 you can enter entire search strings now?

[17:05:49] h4 .quote search hammered into

[17:05:52] h4 no

[17:05:57] h4 .quote search hammered

[17:06:03] h4 oh

[17:06:07] h4 .quote search hammered education into

[17:06:11] h4 huh

[17:06:24] h4 roadkill?

[17:06:25] h4 tell me more

[17:07:26] h4 Mikoolo: you watch guys taking shits?

[17:07:40] h4 i mean that's still less cringe than vtubers :D

[17:08:18] h4 please don't share videos of guys taking shits

[17:08:41] h4 blickfick mich nicht

[17:09:47] h4 ComputerTech: why'd you "eye" me?

[17:09:55] h4 stop doing that

[17:10:28] h4 which question?

[17:11:14] h4 a couple

[17:11:26] h4 i was going for the ComputerTech experience

[17:11:30] h4 but i can't possibly get that wasted

[17:14:17] h4 Herr Frogorg

[17:14:28] h4 eww it's an Audi

[17:14:38] h4 take that "sporty" Volkswagen awy

[17:14:40] h4 *away

[17:16:51] h4 before or after tax?

[17:17:17] h4 so why are you crying?

[17:17:20] h4 living in a rich country

[17:17:38] h4 i'm sure bangladeshi programmers hired by questionable software companies in germany get paid less

[17:18:14] h4 Audi: aren#t you american?

[17:19:02] h4 .cc 3500€ to usd

[17:20:31] h4 420€ rent, 60€ electricity and water, heating is included in my rent, 50€ internet

[17:21:30] h4 takes me 10 minutes in a bus to the city center

[17:21:44] h4 there's a bus coming every ~6 minutes

[17:22:15] h4 bonus: no need for a car

[17:22:30] h4 same

[17:22:33] h4 but i got Deutschlandticket!

[17:22:45] h4 i can take bus or train everywhere in germany

[17:22:53] h4 costs me 10€ monthly

[17:23:19] h4 i think it even extends across border in some cases

[17:23:22] h4 haven't read up about that though

[17:23:59] h4 well, Deutschlandticket :D

[17:24:00] h4 so yeah

[17:24:19] h4 plus i pay 10€ monthly to get around germany

[17:24:27] h4 MAGIC: fick dein Gesicht

[17:24:42] h4 updog: i have no data on that

[17:24:44] h4 but i geuss

[17:24:45] h4 *guess

[17:24:54] h4 our education has become shit

[17:25:03] h4 likely you'd be overqualified if you can do baisc math

[17:25:10] h4 *basic

[17:25:22] h4 but they are looking for apprentices

[17:25:23] h4 right?

[17:25:45] h4 well with this being germany...they will probably force you to become an apprentice

[17:25:55] h4 because whatever qualifications you have are not accepted over here

[17:26:16] h4 we actually need qualified people immigrating

[17:26:24] h4 because it gets privatized

[17:26:37] h4 and the education the state offers gets shit pay

[17:26:46] h4 teachers aren't really doing too well here

[17:26:50] h4 well if they are Beamte, they do

[17:27:36] h4 we also got a lot of people going to university because they don't know what else to do

[17:27:43] h4 a lot of them are not qualified for that at all

[17:27:53] h4 end up studying something with economics

[17:27:57] h4 become useless afterwards

[17:28:01] h4 could have learned a real trait

[17:28:18] h4 updog: sorry i actually don't know anything about our immigration

[17:28:23] h4 but i would recommend cities

[17:28:26] h4 instead of villages

[17:28:30] h4 they tend to dislike foreigners

[17:28:38] h4 rent in cities is high as fuck though

[17:28:42] h4 if you get an apartment at all

[17:29:01] h4 Hamburg is horrible when you are searching for an apartment

[17:29:05] h4 i think kiel is quite ok

[17:29:07] h4 and flensburg

[17:29:10] h4 but those are smaller cities

[17:29:20] h4 Munich and Berlin...forget about it :D

[17:29:31] h4 updog: that really depends

[17:29:39] h4 the jews aren't their enemy anymore

[17:29:42] h4 oh god

[17:29:46] h4 yeah

[17:29:51] h4 i expect it to be expensive as well

[17:29:54] h4 but then shitty as well

[17:30:01] h4 stfu Ahsoka

[17:30:21] h4 try Hamburg

[17:30:25] h4 it's fairly big

[17:30:33] h4 northern german people are not that racist

[17:30:50] h4 i don't see a lot of racists here

[17:30:57] h4 sure

[17:30:59] h4 but i am special

[17:31:06] h4 plus my racism is different

[17:31:12] h4 i don't hate immigrants

[17:31:14] h4 i think we need them

[17:31:16] h4 i hate americans :D

[17:31:20] h4 and bavarians

[17:31:25] h4 also saxons

[17:31:42] h4 nice

[17:31:55] h4 No_One: bullshit

[17:31:58] h4 i can't name half of them

[17:32:03] h4 how could i hate what i don't know?

[17:32:38] h4 i personally don't like indians

[17:32:45] h4 but only because of their smell

[17:32:52] h4 the people themselves are usually nice

[17:32:57] h4 they just smell funny

[17:33:25] h4 yeah but not if you sweat out their food

[17:33:31] h4 you will start smelling funny like them

[17:33:48] h4 turks smell like cheap perfume

[17:34:09] h4 ugh

[17:34:10] h4 java

[17:34:24] h4 updog: how old are you?

[17:34:37] h4 you'd think in a country like germany you could easily get along with english

[17:34:47] h4 stfu Ahsoka

[17:35:43] h4 he won't burn his mouth

[17:35:53] h4 sounds like a fart smella

[17:36:03] h4 oh wow

[17:36:17] h4 wasn't ethiopia the only african state that never got colonized?

[17:36:21] h4 or was that uganda?

[17:36:31] h4 i think it was Ethiopia

[17:36:50] h4 stfu Ahsoka

[17:37:47] h4 oh well

[17:37:51] h4 i was misinformed then

[17:37:58] h4 but i think there was an african state that never got colonized

[17:38:04] h4 or always resisted

[17:40:11] h4 it was ethiopia though

[17:40:18] h4 they successfully fought back the italians once

[17:40:27] h4 in 1896

[17:40:40] h4 which was the first and only war an african nation won against a european army

[17:41:20] h4 during the 1930s the italians never managed to control all of ethiopia

[17:41:53] h4 the brits liberated it from italy

[17:41:59] h4 together with the ethiopians

[17:42:09] h4 then some ethiopian kaiser ruled

[17:42:14] h4 stfu Ahsoka

[17:43:02] h4 n0s3y|afk: well there is still civil war in ethiopia

[17:43:04] h4 stfu Ahsoka

[17:44:51] h4 Zack die Mundnutte noch gar nicht da?

[17:44:58] h4 hat der Lackaffe mittlerweile mal etwas Deutsch gelernt?

[17:49:14] h4 $in 1h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:15] h4 $in 2h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:18] h4 $in 3h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:19] h4 $in 4h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:23] h4 $in 5h stfu ComputerTech

[17:49:28] h4 $in 6h stfu Ahsoka

[17:49:35] h4 nice

[17:49:54] h4 haha

[17:50:00] h4 multiple times too

[17:50:02] h4 you can't miss it

[17:50:32] h4 just stfu already Ahsoka

[17:50:37] h4 huh

[17:51:00] h4 ffs

[17:51:21] h4 don't you get it Ahsoka?

[17:51:25] h4 just stfu

[17:51:44] h4 that too

[17:52:13] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[17:52:16] h4 stfu ComputerSLAPP

[17:52:32] h4 no!!

[17:52:41] h4 Ahsoka: read a book cunt

[17:53:15] h4 it shows

[17:53:45] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[17:54:04] h4 congratulations

[17:54:06] h4 then read

[17:54:07] h4 and stfu

[17:54:32] h4 aw shit ComputerTech

[17:54:36] h4 all this eating and drinking has made me tired

[17:54:46] h4 bandit: i think Syndus_ is asking for you

[17:55:08] h4 $tell bandit <Syndus_> Bring me that ass

[17:55:25] h4 nien

[17:55:26] h4 have you?

[17:55:35] h4 nice

[17:56:08] h4 what a cunt

[17:56:26] h4 Audi: just call yourself BMW already

[17:56:46] h4 $in 1h Audi: BMW?

[17:56:51] h4 $in 2h Audi: Mercedes?

[17:56:56] h4 $in 3h Audi: Skoda?

[17:56:59] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[17:57:06] h4 thx tjr

[17:57:09] h4 that was really needed

[17:57:14] h4 Audi: another VW

[17:57:28] h4 $in 5m ComputerTech get out!

[17:57:30] h4 $in 15m ComputerTech get out!

[17:57:31] h4 $in 25m ComputerTech get out!

[17:57:33] h4 $in 35m ComputerTech get out!

[17:58:01] h4 just in general

[17:58:29] h4 we got enough small dick power in here ComputerTech

[17:58:31] h4 don't need you

[17:58:49] h4 no you just said that

[17:58:58] h4 i never specified who has the small dick

[17:59:21] h4 wait?

[17:59:25] h4 who was the fat fuck?

[17:59:27] h4 wasn't that Syndus_?

[17:59:37] h4 something about fat shaming

[17:59:42] h4 who was that?

[17:59:43] h4 ComputerTech

[18:00:00] h4 Audi: s/Korean BBQ taco/BMW/

[18:00:09] h4 someone wanted to be fat shamed

[18:00:10] h4 while being skinny

[18:00:16] h4 and i kept making fat jokes about him

[18:00:17] h4 who was that?

[18:00:35] h4 Audi: s/girl/BMW/

[18:00:48] h4 Audi: s/Asian chick/BMW E46/

[18:01:07] h4 Audi: s/her ass/the exhaust/

[18:01:16] h4 wow

[18:01:18] h4 sheltered ComputerTech

[18:01:24] h4 Audi: your BMW?

[18:01:24] h4 :D

[18:06:05] h4 all of the above

[18:07:29] h4 no

[18:07:34] h4 i am busy bullying you

[18:07:57] h4 i hate everybody

[18:07:59] h4 except n0s3y|afk

[18:08:01] h4 and MAGIC

[18:08:05] h4 and Dr_DICK

[18:08:07] h4 and Frogorg

[18:08:12] h4 and Mikoolo

[18:08:14] h4 and sur

[18:08:21] h4 bitch please

[18:08:26] h4 first you gotta turn this Audi into a car

[18:08:35] h4 foxy does not even need to be mentioned

[18:08:45] h4 foxy is altogether liked

[18:09:03] h4 also i was hardly finished

[18:09:20] h4 but i grew tired of naming more

[18:09:25] h4 so i will revert it and just tell you who i hate

[18:09:27] h4 ComputerTech:

[18:09:36] h4 and maybe Catpoisoner-chan

[18:10:19] h4 i don't even hate ChRoNiC

[18:12:48] h4 yeah!

[18:12:49] h4 get out!

[18:12:52] h4 tjr was right

[18:13:01] h4 ofc

[18:13:05] h4 i don't have my own opinion

[18:13:09] h4 i just echo what i hear/read

[18:14:18] h4 say why is ChRoNiC still in here ComputerTech?

[18:14:28] h4 i remember n0s3y|afk telling him to leave and not return

[18:14:46] h4 nein

[18:14:51] h4 this is the second channel i have to endure him

[18:14:58] h4 well third even

[18:15:04] h4 that thing follows me around

[18:15:09] h4 wie Fliegen der Scheiße

[18:15:17] h4 n0s3y|afk: s/cured/curved/

[18:15:19] h4 thx <3

[18:16:00] h4 stuff

[18:16:03] h4 wtf do you ask for?

[18:16:07] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[18:17:54] h4 wrong Ahsoka

[18:17:58] h4 don't laugh about your own joke

[18:18:06] h4 at least don't be the first to do so

[18:26:08] h4 you got sheep Ahsoka?

[18:26:13] h4 must be an irish thing

[18:29:52] h4 please be serious Syndus_

[18:29:53] h4 this is irc

[18:30:00] h4 a waifu pillow does not qualify as a wife

[18:30:04] h4 neither does some vtuber

[18:31:28] h4 hf

[19:10:23] h4 lol n0s3y|afk

[19:10:24] h4 you are such a cunt

[19:12:23] h4 !bang

[19:12:25] h4 !bang

[19:12:29] h4 oh wow

[19:12:35] h4 you got a kick incoming for that

[19:12:43] h4 Zack: digga, schmeiß den Hund mal raus

[19:12:47] h4 was soll die Scheiße denn, Zack?

[19:12:55] h4 zack, zack, Zack!

[19:15:16] h4 stop routing my name there

[19:16:12] h4 what storm?

[19:16:13] h4 .w

[19:16:16] h4 damn it

[19:16:30] h4 .steam

[19:16:39] h4 oh dunghill has very heavy rain

[19:16:39] h4 wow

[19:19:43] h4 @seen sushi-chan

[19:19:46] h4 rip

[19:20:12] h4 speak

[19:22:14] h4 your structured way of doing things makes me look bad

[19:44:19] h4 but 4th july is over

[19:59:51] h4 i expect your Audi didn't manage to take you home

[19:59:55] h4 you should go for a BMW instead dude

[20:19:50] h4 agreed

[20:19:57] h4 but try living outside of a city

[20:20:21] h4 that's just for teasing Audi

[20:20:30] h4 he thinks Audis are sporty cars :P

[20:20:38] h4 pretty expensive for a Golf class car

[20:20:55] h4 my last car was a W203 Mercedes C Class which i inherited as well

[20:21:04] h4 comfortable car but fucking expensive

[20:22:08] h4 used cars have gotten expensive as of late

[20:22:19] h4 might be able to sell it without much loss

[20:22:36] h4 i mean it's a 10 year old bmw

[20:22:43] h4 you can probably still make 8k€ with that

[20:23:05] h4 oh i'm sorry. Now I'm login and talk out of my ass

[20:23:31] h4 but i said probably

[20:23:31] h4 you saw that :D

[20:24:34] h4 oh wow

[20:24:57] h4 2013 BMW 1er Reihe, up to 200.000km within 8000€

[20:25:01] h4 only 4 in my area

[20:25:15] h4 why would i?

[20:25:23] h4 see my 8k was not wrong

[20:25:26] h4 it was just too low

[20:25:31] h4 can easily make more

[20:25:54] h4 within a 100km radius

[20:25:55] h4 wow

[20:27:06] h4 on older BMWs the manual gear was kinda shitty

[20:27:11] h4 wonder if that has improved

[20:27:15] h4 would still want automatic

[20:27:37] h4 not a lot of traffic jams in your area

[20:28:45] h4 BMW114i, 1598cm³, 138.000km

[20:28:46] h4 9200€

[20:29:06] h4 Chiester: pff

[20:29:07] h4 bitch please

[20:29:15] h4 as much as it hurts me

[20:29:19] h4 but i have to agree with ComputerTech

[20:29:24] h4 noob

[20:29:42] h4 same

[20:29:46] h4 but you don't forget that

[20:29:49] h4 or unlearn it

[20:29:52] h4 unless you are ChRoNiC

[20:30:11] h4 i drove a car for the first time in three months today

[20:30:23] h4 VW Touran

[20:30:31] h4 meh

[20:30:51] h4 i think last time i drove was in april

[20:30:55] h4 VW Passat

[20:31:04] h4 man my family just is full of Volkswagen

[20:31:18] h4 and before that ... probably the touran, it's my parents car

[20:31:39] h4 i mean those are volkswagen too

[20:32:11] h4 that bothers you?

[20:32:22] h4 how did you ever get a license in the first place?

[20:32:35] h4 you just drive first

[20:32:39] h4 the others will automatically let you pass

[20:32:43] h4 because you assumed dominance

[20:32:48] h4 ont assumed

[20:32:49] h4 *not

[20:33:08] h4 nice cumshots guys

[20:33:17] h4 let me get in on that

[20:33:20] h4 ComputerTech~~~~~~~

[20:33:23] h4 Frogorg

[20:33:26] h4 aw man

[20:33:28] h4 ComputerTech got all of it

[20:33:32] h4 sorry Frogorg :/

[20:33:58] h4 Chiester: i actually enjoyed driving that old Golf IV and fitting in the tiniest parking spots

[20:34:02] h4 parallel parking that is

[20:34:07] h4 back and forth and back and forth

[20:34:14] h4 getting out, barely any space in front or back

[20:34:17] h4 taking a photo

[20:34:23] h4 showing friends to impress

[20:34:38] h4 german things i guess

[20:36:35] h4 so i need your opinion

[20:36:38] h4 some fucker

[20:36:40] h4 comes home sunday evening

[20:36:48] h4 vacuums his shitty apartment at 22:35

[20:36:50] h4 on a sunday

[20:37:02] h4 disrespectful son of a bitch?

[20:37:06] h4 or am i just being too german?

[20:37:19] h4 we are the only people in the house

[20:37:24] h4 he won't have to guess where that is coming from

[20:37:54] h4 Chiester: i often thought about pushing him down the stairs

[20:37:57] h4 but he avoids me

[20:38:15] h4 lol

[20:38:18] h4 i never told him that

[20:38:26] h4 last time we saw we just greeted each other

[20:38:50] h4 at one point when i bought a new tv, one of his visitors offered me to help me carry it upstairs

[20:38:53] h4 i refused

[20:38:59] h4 because me very stronk!

[20:39:08] h4 and i don't want to have that social debt you know

[20:39:12] h4 LG

[20:39:16] h4 it's a "smart" TV

[20:39:22] h4 so smart that it detects an Intel NUC on HDMI2

[20:39:24] h4 and switches to HDMI1

[20:39:31] h4 for my convenience or something

[20:39:34] h4 i never understood that one

[20:39:56] h4 one or two

[20:39:56] h4 yes

[20:41:04] h4 no

[20:41:09] h4 $in 20hrs wb ComputerTech

[20:42:44] h4 too fast

[20:43:06] h4 u what?

[20:43:11] h4 $tell ComputerTech get out!!

[20:43:16] h4 $in 20m ComputerTech get out!

[20:43:23] h4 wow

[20:43:26] h4 much summer in dunghill

[20:43:26] h4 .w

[20:43:33] h4 we had 30°C today

[20:43:45] h4 cities like stuttgart even had 38°C

[20:43:50] h4 fuck yeah! Climate change is great!!1!!

[20:43:54] h4 .w stuttgart

[20:44:12] h4 furries

[20:44:15] h4 later o/

[21:49:23] h4 $tell logout stfu

[21:49:27] h4 great timing Angel!

[21:50:09] h4 logout: what made you think differently?

[21:50:42] h4 amazing

[21:50:45] h4 that is what i'm about to do :O

[21:51:05] h4 take that pisswater away

[21:51:07] h4 give him proper beer

[21:51:09] h4 wtf ComputerTech?

[21:51:39] h4 $in 8h h4 gets up

[21:51:50] h4 $in 12h h4 naps on the couch

[21:51:57] h4 $in 15h h4 brews a coffee

[21:52:04] h4 $in 17h hurray, h4 is back!!

[21:52:20] h4 $in 19hrs wb ComputerTech

[21:52:34] h4 $in 17h15m SIKE!

[21:52:47] h4 $in 19h stfu ComputerTech

[21:52:53] h4 i am planning my day here

[21:52:53] h4 wtf?

[21:53:03] h4 $in 21h jesus ComputerTech just shut the fuck up already!

[21:53:15] h4 $in 18h stfu Ahsoka

[21:53:42] h4 $in 18h hi foxy, Herr Frogorg o/

[21:54:06] h4 $in 19h is h4 here yet?

[21:54:10] h4 ok this will be enough

[21:54:19] h4 later homos <3

[21:54:27] h4 $in 10m h4 brushes his teeth

[21:54:34] h4 $in 15m h4 scratches his balls

[21:54:38] h4 $in 20m h4 goes to bed

[21:54:47] h4 $in 25m h4 scratches his balls yet again

[21:55:00] h4 $in 30m zZzZZzZZ

[21:55:11] h4 have fun

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