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[00:02:30] Esjay manual elitists are insufferable

[00:03:52] Esjay I learned to drive at 13 on manual and can park at a 45-50 degree incline with a stick, so it's not that I don't know how to drive it either

[00:04:25] Esjay google?

[00:04:34] Esjay My dude I'm eating chicken and dumplings and typing

[00:05:03] Esjay yes

[00:05:12] Esjay gratuitous amounts

[00:05:22] Esjay ComputerTech; american dumplings

[00:06:00] Esjay wof, fuck if I could even be bothered watching rpm nearly 20 years ago

[00:06:17] Esjay so you're admitting you're a pussy?

[00:07:29] Esjay irish666;

[00:07:40] Esjay why do you take screenshots of imgur, only to upload that screenshot?

[00:08:31] Esjay I don't see anything wrong with letting someone in my phone

[00:09:00] Esjay wof; that explains why I'm a dick

[00:10:50] Esjay damn, can I get her number?

[00:11:59] Esjay I miss cruising along the strip in PCB in my teens

[00:12:33] Esjay Not everyones flavor of trauma is the same

[00:14:42] Esjay login, daisy dukes are like 50 years old, if not more

[00:15:16] Esjay Daisy dukes are crotch hugging short shorts

[00:16:05] Esjay swingers are basically just couple swapping

[00:16:38] Esjay although swinger parties can and will turn into orgies

[00:18:01] Esjay login, for stds, you're better off looking to Louisiana

[00:18:11] Esjay it's...a hotbed of hot crotches

[00:18:40] Esjay Nola isn't that wild, Baton Rouge is like the Florida of Louisiana

[00:18:51] Esjay and yes login, stds

[00:18:53] Esjay because they burn

[00:19:07] Esjay I've never had one

[00:19:09] Esjay thankfully

[00:20:41] Esjay new new guy at work trying to work some magic on me on his first day and he's not super uninteresting

[00:22:24] Esjay I consider success to be whatever makes you happy

[00:22:33] Esjay If you work hard to be happy? You're successful

[00:23:04] Esjay then swap happiness to contentment

[00:23:31] Esjay ferridae_; with what you've described, she sounds like she has BPD

[00:24:01] Esjay Yeah that's BPD

[00:24:04] Esjay 100%

[00:29:15] Esjay if you have VS installed, you should be able to there

[00:29:32] Esjay no

[00:29:42] Esjay it can view mem dumps

[00:29:59] Esjay idk why you'd need source just to view a dump file?

[00:30:29] Esjay That's one function if you have debug symbols

[00:31:16] Esjay weird

[00:32:08] Esjay It may not be a proper dump

[00:32:43] Esjay $tell ComputerTech

[00:32:59] Esjay ComputerTech copied my line lmao

[00:33:03] Esjay !bang

[00:33:07] Esjay !reload

[00:35:18] Esjay login, better yet, just use ida

[00:35:46] Esjay ida free

[00:35:48] Esjay you dingus

[00:36:01] Esjay no

[00:36:09] Esjay it has cloud disassembly

[00:36:15] Esjay but it doesn't force you to use it

[00:36:43] Esjay I use ida free (trying to migrate to binary ninja tho)

[00:36:51] Esjay used to use ida pro cracked

[00:39:17] Esjay Not a fan of ghidra personally

[00:39:22] Esjay but it's a great SRE

[00:41:22] Esjay Ahsoka; how do they taste?

[00:55:23] Esjay Windows Phone was great once WP8 came about

[00:55:29] Esjay 7.5 was alright

[00:55:35] Esjay 7 was ASS

[00:56:01] Esjay 7 was like the ME for WP

[00:56:37] Esjay yeah, wp8 was a great use for the Modern ui

[00:56:59] Esjay https://images.anandtech.com/doci/7940/DSC_5459sm_678x452.jpg

[00:57:08] Esjay You could adjust the size of the icons, mind you

[00:57:54] Esjay Metro was like the code name before it launched

[00:58:00] Esjay whereas the official name was Modern

[00:58:54] Esjay Ah, I guess you're right

[02:05:31] Esjay I'm heading to bed :(

[20:45:50] Esjay Would you like a little more french in you h4?

[20:47:07] Esjay I'm like 25% native, well, 25 or 50, I don't really know my biological father, but then the rest is like 1 part french to 2 parts british (why has god forsaken me)

[20:47:31] Esjay Sauerkraut is fucking goated

[20:47:35] Esjay well, not the sweet kind

[20:47:37] Esjay that's disgusting

[20:48:20] Esjay My mom loves the sweet kind and I'm over here literally forcing myself to eat it whenever I"m around because she uses it frequently

[20:50:24] Esjay I'm surprised I'm not more on edge considering I cut a LOT of calories out, and get my caffeine just by pills

[20:50:30] Esjay but

[20:50:52] Esjay I do have like 3/4 of an ounce of weed on my desk, with some edibles as well and concentrates and tinctures

[20:53:17] Esjay Puba?

[20:53:19] Esjay lol

[20:53:30] Esjay What is it with you and her foxy?

[20:53:53] Esjay What did she do to sur?

[20:54:31] Esjay tbh I'm surprised she would fuck with anyone after knowing her for like a decade, but the years of being alone might be catching up to her

[20:54:48] Esjay I'm neurodivergent, some of it I hate, like the ADHD

[20:54:53] Esjay and the dysgraphia

[20:55:47] Esjay I don't mind the autism, but I do suck at social stuff even though I'm an extrovert

[20:56:22] Esjay I love doing things with people, but I do appreciate my me time

[20:57:31] Esjay \g, did I tell you that my ex's friends think I have narcissistic personality disorder?

[20:58:00] Esjay These people knew me for years, and didn't know the level of self-loathing I have

[20:58:41] Esjay login, it's like people who make everything about them, they try to put themselves on a pedestal, etc

[20:59:09] Esjay holy_driver786; 100:1

[20:59:34] Esjay \g, luckily I never have my best self-interest in mind

[20:59:50] Esjay 1:1 is ultra-based

[21:00:21] Esjay login, there's a lot of things that people just don't really do that

[21:01:49] Esjay holy_driver786; do you use one, two, or all three for fapping?

[21:04:40] Esjay I didn't want to know details like that

[21:04:48] Esjay I just asked how many of the monitors get used when fapping

[21:05:05] Esjay I know someone with three that uses all three

[21:05:34] Esjay lmao h4

[21:05:48] Esjay real human flesh is boring sometimes

[21:07:21] Esjay I miss when swift was linked to my server back in the old days

[21:09:09] Esjay I was one of the owners of the network they were linked to, and there was so much retardation with one of the nintendo related channels and it leading to massive amounts of headaches for me, so I told Rapfnny I was pulling my server out and to remove my O line and other admin stuff

[21:11:12] Esjay I basically did when I worked over at Stennis with one of the contractors

[21:11:41] Esjay I got to sit on the floor of my work room and vibe with my laptop

[21:11:54] Esjay Still surprised they allowed me to bring my own device in

[21:13:47] Esjay .yt neffex flirt

[21:13:57] Esjay this has been living in my head rent-free for like 3 days

[21:14:25] Esjay listening

[21:14:47] Esjay I think spotify suggested this to me

[21:15:10] Esjay Dwarf only adopted the retardation

[21:15:18] Esjay Blame Adam

[21:17:03] Esjay wow, that crescendo is amazing

[21:22:46] Esjay deadly, smoke the weed

[21:27:48] Esjay .w

[21:29:05] Esjay He's an addict

[21:29:22] Esjay if he were to go cold turkey, he could actually die

[21:30:33] Esjay logout; he drinks daily

[21:30:37] Esjay and has for a long while

[21:32:58] Esjay Audi, the only black guy ever to be a brother and not a brotha

[21:33:40] Esjay Takeru

[21:34:06] Esjay Do I have to get erica to bust out the Audi Archive?

[21:52:11] Esjay Audi; why is there a ranch bottle beside you and your alcohol? Are you that ratchet you're using ranch as a chaser?

[22:02:43] Esjay Audi; nah, I've used weirder shit as a chaser

[22:02:47] Esjay I've used cum as a chaser

[22:02:53] Esjay Don't ask

[22:03:27] Esjay what

[22:09:09] Esjay did your girl beat your ass?

[22:09:27] Esjay give me her number

[22:09:31] Esjay I love red flags

[22:10:03] Esjay I've dated a chick who is BPD as fuck and literally tried to kill me, and claimed here on rizon that I was the abusive one

[22:10:11] Esjay Audi; do you remember that?

[22:10:34] Esjay Yes

[22:10:41] Esjay but with a very high chance of being murdered

[22:11:09] Esjay it's the only way they feel anything positive

[22:11:19] Esjay I say as a chick with BPD

[22:16:05] Esjay lol

[22:16:17] Esjay Wish I was allowed to drink atm

[22:16:31] Esjay But at the same time, I think it's for the best

[22:17:51] Esjay ferridae; she likely didn't even realize the impact

[22:17:58] Esjay happened with me and my ex-boyfriend

[22:18:05] Esjay which is why I'm in NY now

[22:18:12] Esjay and not at my home in NC

[22:20:13] Esjay For some reason, out of the nightmares my ex has been having, I've physically attacked him, which is weird because the closest thing was me going to another room and throwing something out of frustration

[22:20:18] Esjay !bang

[22:20:20] Esjay !bang

[22:20:26] Esjay I can't

[22:20:30] Esjay !rearm logout

[22:20:41] Esjay ferridae; it was my shit

[22:21:03] Esjay one was my car keys, the other time was my listerine spray

[22:22:18] Esjay At the end of the relationship, I'd just get in one of our vehicles and go out for a drive

[22:23:16] Esjay ferridae; it's weird that he thinks of it like this, kinda makes me wonder what kind of ideas his friends fed him

[22:23:51] Esjay enemies with benefits

[22:24:25] Esjay Audi; where at?

[22:24:38] Esjay Oh shit

[22:24:46] Esjay I'd be in Raleigh like twice a week

[22:24:58] Esjay I lived like 2 hours from there

[22:25:31] Esjay ferridae; his friends made him think I have narcissistic personality disorder and convinced him that I was taking advantage of him

[22:25:48] Esjay Audi; I'll be back there next spring

[22:26:29] Esjay I don't actually exhibit traits according to people who actually know me

[22:28:38] Esjay I have an ego, but like, mainly because people will have a miconception about me

[22:28:46] Esjay misconception*

[22:29:37] Esjay lmao

[22:30:02] Esjay Sounds like anemia

[22:30:21] Esjay Let your doctor know Ahsoka

[22:31:46] Esjay Yeah but if you're prone to falling asleep, that could be blood related, and likely anemia

[22:42:20] Esjay Ah yes, chisme

[22:49:02] Esjay login, gossip with hispanic women spreads faster than wildfire

[22:57:16] Esjay login, it's more effective too 😂

[23:01:49] Esjay \g, gossip with white women sucks

[23:02:09] Esjay it's not juicy or anything

[23:07:21] Esjay \g, why did you choose like the most ghetto names possible

[23:07:22] Esjay lmao

[23:08:29] Esjay 19:07 <&\g> Men know how to slap butts and make up after we beat teh shit out of each other

[23:08:29] Esjay Back when me and my childhood best friend were 12, we got into an fight that resulted in us getting concussions, but like, immediately after, we were acting like nothing happened

[23:09:43] Esjay Him and I fought like at least 4 times majorly

[23:10:07] Esjay one involved him coming up behind me to jump me while I was going through something on the ground

[23:10:12] Esjay what a bitch lmao

[23:13:50] Esjay also, I call him a bitch, but I love him dearly

[23:30:12] Esjay ...

[23:30:23] Esjay I didn't need to play the video to know where that was going

[23:32:08] Esjay I have 3

[23:33:00] Esjay a cheap $40 redragon one with cherry reds, a noppoo branded one with kailh blues, and a custom one I built that has speed silver switches

[23:36:39] Esjay CoolKevin; fake

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