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Friday, July 14, 2023

[00:14:58] % Direktor Kek, over a 1000 applicants for 1 role

[00:15:06] % Direktor Now that's based

[00:15:12] % Direktor O:

[00:15:15] % Direktor KURO-CHAN

[00:15:32] % Direktor All hail Kuro-chan /o/

[00:15:48] % Direktor Don't tell me you forgot it's me again, fam

[00:17:14] % Direktor Kuro-chan: Bro it's me, Tomacos

[00:17:28] % Direktor Ah thx, ComputerTech

[00:17:35] % Direktor I was too invested being the slowest typer kek

[00:17:39] % Direktor Fuck all that

[00:17:51] % Direktor Based kuro

[00:18:10] % Direktor Greetings to the most awesome Kuro-chan \o\

[00:25:43] % Direktor Lmfao

[00:25:50] % Direktor 400+ days without patching...

[00:26:23] % Direktor print('delete Computertech pls')

[00:26:46] % Direktor copy.deepcopy('ComputerTech')

[00:27:07] % Direktor So I can summon you in future

[00:27:26] % Direktor wof: As a former prod specialist for endpoint protection

[00:27:34] % Direktor I am deeply concerned

[00:28:39] % Direktor >1200 applicants

[00:28:43] % Direktor Jesus fucking christ

[00:29:31] % Direktor Seems like everyone in the world wants to work in Dubai

[00:29:38] % Direktor Figures

[00:30:58] % Direktor Jesus, what arre you, secretaries?

[00:31:02] % Direktor WPM race

[00:31:08] % Direktor All the homies type slow

[00:31:11] % Direktor Everyone knows that

[00:33:35] % Direktor Uiii got pounc'd

[00:33:37] % Direktor Based

[00:35:26] % Direktor Why did I buy

[00:35:30] % Direktor A LEATHER CHAIR REEEE

[00:35:37] % Direktor I'm sweating buckets on this mf

[00:36:03] % Direktor Danke NiniGeo2 bb

[00:36:09] % Direktor :')

[00:36:12] % Direktor You a real one

[00:42:57] % Direktor ComputerTech: based python coder

[00:43:55] % Direktor Wait a minute

[00:44:01] % Direktor That description ain't in python

[00:44:05] % Direktor What is that, javascript?

[00:44:09] % Direktor Disgusting

[00:44:11] % Direktor Kek

[00:44:20] % Direktor What

[00:44:26] % Direktor Why the { separators

[00:44:35] % Direktor Yeah

[00:45:17] % Direktor Hmmm I haven't read about "class"

[00:45:27] % Direktor Oh cool

[00:45:31] % Direktor Thanks buddy

[00:46:09] % Direktor Shit, last thing I read about was detectEnglish

[00:46:16] % Direktor Fucking boring ass book

[00:46:29] % Direktor Then it jumps into something super useful

[00:46:34] % Direktor Like lists

[00:46:40] % Direktor Kek

[00:46:45] % Direktor You get fucked, loser

[00:46:47] % Direktor :P

[00:47:12] % Direktor >Repositories

[00:47:15] % Direktor >PornServ

[00:47:17] % Direktor HAHAHAHAHAHA

[00:47:27] % Direktor You little degen

[00:48:21] % Direktor The last interesting thing I had to do with python was a coding challenge from my buddy

[00:48:35] % Direktor Asked me to determine how person C would know if it's older than person A or B

[00:48:52] % Direktor Still don't know how to write it

[00:48:57] % Direktor But has something to do with loops

[00:49:03] % Direktor From 2014 to present

[00:49:26] % Direktor Damn, what was the logic I used, forgot

[00:50:09] % Direktor Nope, can't remember now

[00:50:31] % Direktor Think it was something like

[00:50:36] % Direktor for i in loop

[00:50:43] % Direktor if c >= a or b

[00:51:36] % Direktor Honestly, I'm just happy I can read code now

[00:52:01] % Direktor wof: What do you use for siem?

[00:52:05] % Direktor Splunk?

[00:52:20] % Direktor Gladly

[00:52:39] % Direktor What automation server do you run?

[00:52:47] % Direktor Splunk ain't bad, also good people working there

[00:52:50] % Direktor At least in Germany

[00:52:55] % Direktor Never heard of swimlane

[00:53:13] % Direktor Bah, low-code

[00:53:55] % Direktor Ah palo alto

[00:53:59] % Direktor Good company

[00:54:03] % Direktor Cunts rejected me though

[00:54:23] % Direktor What do you use for EDR?

[00:54:28] % Direktor Or do you go XDR

[00:56:39] % Direktor Ah wait, cortex has xdr

[00:56:42] % Direktor Nvm

[00:58:27] % Direktor As someone who did pure EDR, I fail to see how it has a place in the modern world

[00:59:02] % Direktor Solutions that combine threath hunting, with powershell scripting and remote control + patching

[00:59:08] % Direktor Blow EDR out of the water

[00:59:20] % Direktor *threat

[01:28:53] % Direktor Joy ho joy, doing german bureauocracy at 3:28 a.m.

[01:40:25] % Direktor Long asleep

[01:40:42] % Direktor Oof

[01:43:32] % Direktor Ah fuck

[01:43:37] % Direktor Biden sent reserves to europe

[01:43:45] % Direktor Aight, finally some ww3

[01:43:51] % Direktor ^

[01:43:54] % Direktor Based statement

[01:43:56] % Direktor Rare

[01:44:15] % Direktor I never imagined ww3 to start in such a gay manner

[01:44:22] % Direktor I always expected nukes

[01:44:34] % Direktor Maybe total collapse

[01:44:39] % Direktor Yeee

[01:44:52] % Direktor I remember last year, smoking at the window at times like these, 3, 4 a.m.

[01:45:00] % Direktor Just expecting a huge mushroom above frankfurt

[01:45:08] % Direktor Maybe even mannheim

[01:46:08] % Direktor Why does it always have to be Europe ffs

[01:46:15] % Direktor Can't someone else start a world war

[01:46:23] % Direktor Inept bastards

[02:12:29] % Direktor Oh shit

[02:12:36] % Direktor It'sZa-

[02:12:42] % Direktor I mean- Far_Ted

[02:14:12] % Direktor I am done

[02:14:22] % Direktor If that ain't enough for Arbeitsamt, they can go fuck off

[02:14:53] % Direktor Time for sleep, adios and good night

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