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Friday, July 14, 2023
[07:10:15] Mikoolo morn
[07:10:27] Mikoolo .log
[07:37:47] Mikoolo omg
[07:37:53] Mikoolo h4 is online this early D:
[07:39:07] Mikoolo I got a cure for you h4, 46.3% abv whisky.
[07:43:02] Mikoolo Theres another excuse, h4. Diarrhea. Go into details like smell, colour and stuff. They'll stop listening pretty soon and say "Get better and see you at work when you feel better."
[07:44:39] Mikoolo Well you don't have any for me even if I havn't talked about my past diarrheas, h4.
[07:44:48] Mikoolo So I have nothing to lose!
[07:45:45] Mikoolo :(
[07:47:39] Mikoolo I once shat myself infront of three co-workers, h4. We were out in the forest putting up an information sign and it came without warning like german blitzkrieg. Supervisor asked if I could wait 15 minutes while they put up the sign and I told her "Take all the time in the world to put up the sign because it's already too late."
[07:48:20] Mikoolo No idea who Penner is.
[07:49:58] Mikoolo When we get back to the car the supervisor says "We'll put a trashback on the backseat and you can sit on it." and I respond "That won't work, it's run down my right leg into my shoe." so I took off my belt, put the trashbag on like a pair of pants and then used the belt to seal it around my waist, h4. No smell escaped into the car.
[07:50:08] Mikoolo trashbag*
[07:51:09] Mikoolo You're welcome, h4.
[07:51:22] Mikoolo !topsuckers
[07:52:25] Mikoolo .quote add <&n0s3y|afk> the top cuck is: h4. <&h4> fucking euros <&h4> GO 'MURIKKA!
[10:17:00] Mikoolo I think the answer is yes, h4.
[10:21:09] Mikoolo I could totally date the character Philomena Cunk.
[10:53:01] Mikoolo :(
[11:04:09] Mikoolo herald, h4 and Frogorg are bullying me. They are saying Philomena Cunk is above my league :(
[11:05:00] Mikoolo You can get me to her league, irish666?
[11:05:32] Mikoolo What type of stone was it? quartz?
[11:05:35] Mikoolo Basalt?
[11:07:14] Mikoolo It's not polished.
[11:07:18] Mikoolo Coz you're british.
[11:07:48] Mikoolo A unpolished / cut one.
[11:09:06] Mikoolo Agate is apparently a more common name for it.
[11:09:35] Mikoolo Sardonyx is probably the name for a specific "colour scheme" for it.
[11:10:59] Mikoolo I knew it!
[11:11:15] Mikoolo \g has been lying to us. He's actually a cute cosplayer! https://i.imgur.com/rhuiBDd.jpg
[11:13:15] Mikoolo I wonder if ComputerTech is on the level of intelligence where he would use this to carry a car battery https://i.imgur.com/6fjYunM.png
[14:50:10] Mikoolo Been to town. Change laundry day to sunday morning.
[14:56:50] Mikoolo .t sv en salt som fan
[14:57:02] Mikoolo Thats the name of this liqourice I'm nomming on atm.
[15:36:18] Mikoolo Danrun = dankor63
[15:36:23] Mikoolo Same host.
[15:38:03] Mikoolo Ah soka is indeed american, wof.
[16:26:39] Mikoolo Teenage mutant ninja xenomorphs.
[16:26:55] Mikoolo aliens is also accepted.
[16:27:07] Mikoolo But forgetting the ninja part is :(
[16:35:41] Mikoolo I think I'll go and watch Oppenheimer in the cinemas.
[16:37:07] Mikoolo Theres no Burger Heimer in my town.
[16:41:48] Mikoolo I know, yournamehere.
[16:41:56] Mikoolo Read the fine print beneath the burger, yournamehere.
[16:42:06] Mikoolo Also do you get the rice cooker thing?
[16:43:00] Mikoolo You didn't get the rice cooker thing in the right lower corner, yournamehere?
[16:43:05] Mikoolo Thats an atom bomb.
[16:43:12] Mikoolo They cooked the japs with them.
[16:43:46] Mikoolo The jap imperial flag on the soda mug is a hint at that.
[16:46:10] Mikoolo [2023-07-13 18:50:51] <&Mikoolo> The blurry fine print beneath the burger reads "This is literally a meme and nothing is used with permission. All Rights Reserved TM & 2023 Not the Burger King Corporation."
[17:15:20] Mikoolo You can use a belt to make a quick noose, foxy.
[17:15:54] Mikoolo A power cord works aswell.
[17:16:40] Mikoolo Well, you can slit your wrists then.
[17:17:28] Mikoolo I will stop joking about that the day when people stop saying "kill me" on the internet, ComputerTech.
[17:18:09] Mikoolo Tie a noose, Zack. Easiest and cheapest way out.
[17:47:09] Mikoolo I think it was a US teen that carved his name at one of the pyramids in egypt, \g.
[17:48:01] Mikoolo Ah it was a chinese kid.
[17:50:22] Mikoolo Apparently they did not beat the shit out of her, \g.
[17:52:31] Mikoolo Yeah no beating the shit out of her in that video.
[17:53:37] Mikoolo Here have this instead \g https://youtu.be/7cXonYe_l-A
[18:04:50] Mikoolo Yeah, ProZD's fat brother is nice on the guitar, \g.
[18:07:32] Mikoolo I don't know who I should feel the most sorry for, wof. Coz I found that question offensive.
[18:10:23] Mikoolo Hello.
[18:11:02] Mikoolo No idea. Got most of the bots here on ignore.
[18:12:16] Mikoolo Excellent for my purposes.
[18:27:46] Mikoolo Holy fuck this salty liqourice I bought is awesome. My friend called it "Disgusting" "Sewer Sludge".
[18:28:21] Mikoolo It's tasty.
[18:30:12] Mikoolo Do you like liqourice?
[18:30:38] Mikoolo Tried Salmiakki?
[18:30:59] Mikoolo Try Salmiakki first.
[18:31:13] Mikoolo Ammonium cloride liqourice.
[18:31:19] Mikoolo D:
[18:31:49] Mikoolo Tasty as fuck.
[18:32:33] Mikoolo Theres even a vodka liqeur based on it.
[18:35:51] Mikoolo It can tell you how to format c: if you figure out the command.
[18:40:57] Mikoolo There, my last nongshim bowl noodle kimchi is being prepared for eating.
[18:41:11] Mikoolo This instant ramen is my favourite.
[18:41:17] Mikoolo Tasty, medium spicy.
[18:41:30] Mikoolo Works great with bread too.
[18:41:43] Mikoolo Dip bread in it, eat bread, dip more, eat more.
[18:42:11] Mikoolo Gonna see them live tomorrow.
[18:42:15] Mikoolo Naken = Naked.
[18:42:49] Mikoolo .t sv en åh åh vad det är skönt att vara naken, svänga med snabeln och vicka på baken.
[18:43:12] Mikoolo THey ain't.
[18:44:07] Mikoolo .t sv en Men när vi tömde bassängen och fyllde på med isen För att kyla bärsen ja då kom polisen Och dom haffa miiig Dom sa "dig håller vi kvar får vi höra ditt försvar"
[18:44:20] Mikoolo beer not berry.
[18:44:33] Mikoolo haffa = arrested. miiig = mig = Me
[18:52:28] Mikoolo Try more drugs.
[18:54:49] Mikoolo Never heard of uh levels.
[19:03:13] Mikoolo She said "Kill me", h4.
[19:07:17] Mikoolo [21:03:14] <&Mikoolo> She said "Kill me", h4.
[19:24:18] Mikoolo Have you asked him to stop yet?
[19:25:09] Mikoolo :(
[19:25:49] Mikoolo Ain't that a chocolate factory character?
[19:27:05] Mikoolo Ah it's a prequel, wof.
[19:27:25] Mikoolo Light Fi
[19:27:55] Mikoolo No, he thinks they are sub mach.
[19:28:02] Mikoolo Coz theres no bang when you turn on a router.
[19:28:34] Mikoolo Do you mean sequel?
[19:29:46] Mikoolo "And The Results Are Just Plain Mean"
[19:29:51] Mikoolo Alaska looks happy af.
[19:30:09] Mikoolo Arizona looks very english and germanish.
[19:30:53] Mikoolo Georgia looks like a mother-in-laws dream.
[19:32:17] Mikoolo Montana looks badass.
[19:32:58] Mikoolo .quote search h4
[19:33:05] Mikoolo .quote read 13
[19:34:13] Mikoolo .quote search nazi
[19:46:58] Mikoolo ComputerTech is suffering from a maternaly sexual oriented brainwashing conducted by his mother.
[19:47:12] Mikoolo .u cum def_4
[19:47:56] Mikoolo \g, what did ya have for dinner today?
[19:48:31] Mikoolo I heard ChRoNiC fucked the mum of his mum and the mum of his siblings.
[19:48:34] Mikoolo Even the mum of his dad.
[19:48:38] Mikoolo So he could own his dad.
[19:48:50] Mikoolo :(
[19:48:56] Mikoolo Oh
[19:49:02] Mikoolo What did ya have for lunch?
[19:49:12] Mikoolo :(
[19:50:39] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/ToZvQtQ.jpg Sailor Moonknight.
[20:08:33] Mikoolo Are you sure it ain't Missive, irish666?
[20:19:30] Mikoolo wof wanna see something funny?
[20:19:38] Mikoolo [21:59:24] <ChRoNiC> .help quotes
[20:19:38] Mikoolo [21:59:25] <&wof> Gina Carano is gay... ?!
[20:19:38] Mikoolo [21:59:15] <&Mikoolo> \g https://i.imgur.com/BhJ1FDi.jpg
[20:19:38] Mikoolo [21:59:23] <@irish666> Most bumper stickers aren’t sane
[20:19:48] Mikoolo 20 minutes ago.
[20:22:43] Mikoolo \g I want to get NECA tmnt 1990 movie action figures.
[20:23:13] Mikoolo that was 1991
[20:23:52] Mikoolo Donatello
[20:24:34] Mikoolo ye
[20:24:47] Mikoolo If you want to watch a recent TMNT movie watch TMNT vs Batman, \g.
[20:28:34] Mikoolo Wof you need more bathsalts in your daily diet.
[20:28:52] Mikoolo It migth put you at normal levels.
[20:41:30] Mikoolo Sounds too white trashy.
[20:42:26] Mikoolo Oh yeah I know crackermilk. It's very hit or miss for me, \g.
[20:42:33] Mikoolo The cop sketches are good imo.
[20:43:14] Mikoolo I ignore everything else they make.
[20:46:22] Mikoolo And your hands are attached to your ankles, CoolKevin?
[20:55:19] Mikoolo here \g learn swedish for this song https://youtu.be/1G_fhhGwRYE
[20:55:40] Mikoolo DET TAR ALDRIG SLUT! BARA BARA FRAMÅT
[20:55:53] Mikoolo TAR ALDRIG SLUT! DET HÄR ÄR BÖRJAN PÅ NÅGONTING NYTT!
[20:55:58] Mikoolo DET ÄR BÄTTRE ÄN IGÅR!
[20:56:05] Mikoolo JAG TROR DET BARA BARA GÅR FRAMÅT!
[21:08:44] Mikoolo I wish we could kill off all whities during summer. Their pale white skin reflect sunshine too much. I'm basically blind when I go outdoors.
[21:09:34] Mikoolo Well then you get a sawnoff shotgun blast.
[21:15:02] Mikoolo Fuck being awake!
[21:15:12] Mikoolo This shit is overrated!
[21:15:26] Mikoolo I will cheer down, Syndus_.
[21:15:34] Mikoolo Cheering up implies I want to be up.
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