IRC Driven

[16:22:09] h4 Guten Abend!

[16:22:55] h4 oh no

[16:22:56] h4 oh god

[16:22:58] h4 hey deadly

[16:23:03] h4 yeah, what deadly said

[16:23:43] h4 how're your balls dude?

[16:25:30] h4 .w

[16:25:34] h4 damn

[16:25:53] h4 hey foxy, Dr_DICK

[16:27:02] h4 foxy: nice

[16:27:12] h4 so our first date was obviously Führergeburtstag this year

[16:27:14] h4 20.4.2023

[16:28:48] h4 what's with wof again?

[16:28:56] h4 the usual florida-guy stuff?

[16:34:05] h4 deine Mudda

[16:36:06] h4 so who allowed ChRoNiC to speak?

[16:36:28] h4 ChRoNiC: is that an american thing?

[16:36:32] h4 do you need someone's allowance to live?

[16:36:46] h4 a "far north american" thing?

[16:37:20] h4 thx Audi

[16:37:27] h4 i usually am the leader of the pack

[16:37:33] h4 you'd know the feeling

[16:37:37] h4 if you would finally drive a proper car

[16:37:40] h4 and not some Audi crap

[16:38:28] h4 oh wow

[16:38:32] h4 that is fun

[16:38:33] h4 nice

[16:39:36] h4 Frogorg: sounds like something regional

[16:39:41] h4 never knew someone to use "stimmt mir"

[16:39:45] h4 but can see some east germans use it

[16:40:01] h4 foxy: like you could fool ChRoNiC

[16:40:05] h4 he is so super-duper smart

[16:40:11] h4 he even uses "pen0r" instead of penis

[16:40:31] h4 later deadly

[16:40:37] h4 nice deadly

[16:40:58] h4 stop making fun of ChRoNiC, ComputerTech

[16:41:30] h4 and you did all that on DOS?

[16:41:32] h4 w

[16:41:32] h4 o

[16:41:33] h4 w

[16:41:33] h4 !

[16:42:36] h4 he clicked a button

[16:42:39] h4 or executed a script

[16:42:41] h4 hacker man!

[16:43:27] h4 ComputerTech: oh hell no

[16:43:33] h4 i don't want him to click me into oblivion

[16:44:01] h4 ChRoNiC> u may know all u know but if u wont do it for real <--- badass!

[16:44:06] h4 i know how to stab people

[16:44:10] h4 what's the point of not doing it?

[16:44:32] h4 your logic

[16:44:33] h4 not mine

[16:45:32] h4 that however explains ChRoNiC

[16:45:36] h4 he knows how to suck cock

[16:45:48] h4 and to quote ChRoNiC: ChRoNiC> u may know all u know but if u wont do it for real

[16:45:51] h4 what's the point?

[16:45:54] h4 just suck it :)

[16:46:18] h4 he seems to be suffering from a small penis

[16:46:29] h4 because he keeps bringing up a huge dick and big balls

[16:46:31] h4 see

[16:46:31] h4 :D

[16:47:03] h4 ChRoNiC: so let me put it all together

[16:47:24] h4 ChRoNiC according to ChRoNiC is super smart, a hacker, has a huge dick, massive balls

[16:47:43] h4 yeah sure, why not?

[16:47:52] h4 uh oh

[16:47:56] h4 he's gonna put me on pause

[16:48:00] h4 what could he mean by that?

[16:48:06] h4 expect some serious offtime from me

[16:48:20] h4 meh

[16:48:24] h4 s/off/down/

[16:51:05] h4 he is also completely straight

[16:51:08] h4 he said that earlier

[16:51:20] h4 he mereley forgot the "no homo" this time

[16:52:01] h4 how does that relate?

[16:52:11] h4 maybe i have the same issues you have

[16:52:17] h4 you want a bigger cock than that tiny thingie

[16:52:21] h4 so you talk about your big dick

[16:52:26] h4 i wanna be a woman and tell people i am

[16:52:48] h4 nice

[16:55:38] h4 dmt: you probably pissed off our local hacker

[16:57:14] h4 he means his valuable time

[16:57:18] h4 he could be flipping burgers instead

[17:03:44] h4 oh boy

[17:03:45] h4 careful

[17:03:49] h4 ChRoNiC is on the prowl

[17:03:58] h4 hide your Pimmel, ComputerTech!

[17:06:22] h4 you keep wishing for me to be female

[17:06:27] h4 who keeps hitting on who?

[17:07:20] h4 hmm

[17:07:27] h4 if i think about it

[17:07:31] h4 hacker!

[17:07:33] h4 like you :D

[17:09:34] h4 sure yeah

[17:09:38] h4 i approve

[17:09:47] h4 but

[17:09:50] h4 make ChRoNiC collateral

[17:10:10] h4 your world is so broken ChRoNiC lol

[17:10:18] h4 you have a lot of issues with your masculinity

[17:10:27] h4 barely

[17:10:36] h4 so did daddy make you wear dresses?

[17:10:40] h4 what's the issue here?

[17:10:57] h4 was your father around?

[17:11:28] h4 ChRoNiC: he got off on that?

[17:11:30] h4 disgusting

[17:11:32] h4 explains a lot though

[17:12:20] h4 did you hear that on a rap song ChRoNiC?

[17:12:22] h4 that sounds familiar

[17:12:56] h4 oh that poor guinea pig

[17:13:08] h4 wow talking about daddy issues

[17:13:12] h4 he choked you repeatedly as a child

[17:13:13] h4 you beat his ass

[17:13:19] h4 AND BEFRIENDED HIM??? :D

[17:13:24] h4 jesus dude get therapy

[17:14:55] h4 so you deserved it

[17:15:06] h4 stop making up excuses for your shit dad

[17:15:07] h4 wtf?

[17:15:13] h4 hf foxy o/

[17:16:35] h4 now you're friends

[17:16:36] h4 congrats

[17:16:52] h4 ChRoNiC: if your story is even halfway through

[17:16:56] h4 then your dad is a fucking piece of shit

[17:17:07] h4 and only a rock in the family, if the family was glass and dad was thrown into the family

[17:17:13] h4 oh lol deadly

[17:17:13] h4 true

[17:17:32] h4 yeah how typical

[17:17:33] h4 it was all your fault

[17:17:40] h4 that your piece of shit dad could not resist choking a child

[17:17:44] h4 father of the year!

[17:18:05] h4 but keep enabling a piece of shit

[17:18:11] h4 he should not be bothered by his own mistakes

[17:18:17] h4 let him die in peace

[17:18:32] h4 ChRoNiC: your fault, bitch

[17:18:48] h4 i hope your father is castrated now

[17:18:55] h4 foxy: ChRoNiC's daddy issues

[17:19:08] h4 yeah don't worry

[17:19:11] h4 we are from the internet

[17:19:15] h4 obviously we are qualified for this

[17:19:22] h4 true

[17:19:24] h4 all cleared up

[17:19:29] h4 dad was right to choke you nearly to death

[17:19:35] h4 he was mad you hacked him

[17:19:37] h4 i bet!

[17:19:52] h4 you found weird videos on his DOS

[17:19:58] h4 but that was ok

[17:20:05] h4 he must have had more children

[17:20:06] h4 is all

[17:20:07] h4 and a video camera

[17:20:29] h4 it's hard putting you down now ChRoNiC

[17:20:37] h4 you seem to be too experienced in that

[17:21:20] h4 i hope your daddy story was as much ass-talk as every other shit that leaves your mouth

[17:21:35] h4 bandit: i think he is currently rolling over

[17:21:38] h4 to receive more punishment

[17:21:53] h4 or that

[17:22:00] h4 but don't choke

[17:22:05] h4 that might trigger bad memories

[17:22:13] h4 wow ChRoNiC

[17:22:15] h4 get help

[17:22:18] h4 your dad was a piece of shit

[17:22:23] h4 and a coward

[17:22:55] h4 yeeah fuck that drug dealer and hacker stuff you talk about

[17:22:58] h4 i don't buy that anyways

[17:23:02] h4 but fuck your daddy

[17:23:05] h4 have you tried choking him?

[17:24:46] h4 foxy: was he able to say that without babbling like a drunken fool?

[17:25:05] h4 he was probably just pissed he didn't have a beer since breakfast

[17:25:07] h4 and was sobering up

[17:25:10] h4 lashing out to hurt others

[17:25:12] h4 typical ComputerTech

[17:27:53] h4 gj n0s3y|afk

[17:31:19] h4 <~ComputerTech> n0s3y|afk: get fucked german

[17:31:23] h4 what's your fucking problem?

[17:31:24] h4 you dare?

[17:31:35] h4 stfu ChRoNiC

[17:31:39] h4 a german got insulted

[17:31:49] h4 n0s3y|afk: does he enjoy being beaten?

[17:31:52] h4 thanks

[17:32:34] h4 ChRoNiC: s/that//

[17:32:47] h4 haha

[17:37:33] h4 ChRoNiC: you're in for a choking boy

[17:39:57] h4 ChRoNiC: i wonder why

[17:40:03] h4 but your daddy was the champ dude!

[17:40:09] h4 father of the decade

[17:40:24] h4 you should thank him for his courageous violence against children!

[17:40:30] h4 .yt what a man

[17:42:29] h4 and totally not broken

[17:42:45] h4 blame your shitty father

[17:43:52] h4 phonekait: sure but so far mommy hasn't choked him

[17:45:29] h4 correction

[17:45:36] h4 your mom was a shitty human being as well

[17:45:48] h4 i hope she's buried by now

[17:46:06] h4 sure but the shit that was giving birth to usually can't chose the shit that gave birth to it

[17:46:27] h4 absolutely not

[17:48:17] h4 ComputerTech: it's not cock. It's pen0r

[17:48:20] h4 get with the times dude!

[17:48:23] h4 the 2000s are now!

[17:48:48] h4 yeah

[18:11:10] h4 hooooold on

[18:11:15] h4 calm your saggy tits deadly

[18:11:34] h4 .u scouser

[18:11:37] h4 oh wow

[18:12:02] h4 oh wait a minute

[18:12:04] h4 fuck you n0s3y|afk

[18:12:16] h4 was fällt dir eigentlich ein, zu behaupten, ich könnte der Vater von dieser chronischen Hackfresse sein1?

[18:13:17] h4 ja gut

[18:13:17] h4 aber

[18:13:20] h4 du kennst mich

[18:13:25] h4 ich hau doch keine Kinder

[18:13:34] h4 weit über 30

[18:13:38] h4 WOW

[18:13:45] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[18:13:47] h4 stop talking to shrooms

[18:14:00] h4 $tell ComputerTech pm!

[18:14:03] h4 $in 5m ComputerTech pm!

[18:14:09] h4 $in 55m ComputerTech pm!

[18:14:14] h4 $in 2h wb ComputerTech

[18:14:20] h4 whoa whoa

[18:14:30] h4 was zum Fick geht hier vor sich1?

[18:14:37] h4 scheiß Shift-Taste

[18:14:38] h4 mal ehrlich

[18:14:47] h4 es wird sich hier nichts ändern

[18:14:50] h4 egal ob du hier bisst

[18:14:52] h4 UND nicht

[18:15:37] h4 ja ist ja gut

[18:15:56] h4 nichts kann man hier mehr essen

[18:16:19] h4 anständig

[18:16:21] h4 guter Deutscher

[18:16:31] h4 hey Zack, wie sieht dein Wurstkonsum aus?

[18:16:38] h4 jetzt wo du eingedeutscht werden willst

[18:16:55] h4 sometimes

[18:17:17] h4 did she?

[18:17:26] h4 tried

[18:17:39] h4 see

[18:17:44] h4 the roundhouse kick reached something

[18:17:53] h4 i tried to kick phonekait

[18:17:56] h4 that didn't work

[18:18:00] h4 but the kick reached you ChRoNiC

[18:18:04] h4 und schwupps, warste weg

[18:18:23] h4 oh wow

[18:18:24] h4 what a day

[18:18:28] h4 ChRoNiC is proud of me

[18:18:33] h4 i gotta mark the day

[18:18:51] h4 alright cunts

[18:18:56] h4 i'm gonna get my pink hula hoop

[18:18:59] h4 and do some hula hoop now

[18:19:01] h4 before jerking off

[18:20:15] h4 Liebes Tagebuch. Heute hat mir dieser komische Junkie chronisch seinen Stolz ausgesprochen. Mir wurde speiübel, dass so ein Armleuchter überhaupt meint, sein Stolz sei in irgendeiner Weise relevant für mich. Nun werde ich noch ComputerTech ein bisschen mobben und dann schlafen gehen. Gute Nacht, liebes Tagebuch!

[18:20:25] h4 i'm gonna hula hoop for an hour

[18:20:31] h4 and watch some movie

[18:20:46] h4 haha

[18:20:58] h4 might have been your face

[18:21:09] h4 it just is

[18:21:20] h4 she doesn't want you to use the bot

[18:21:21] h4 :D

[18:21:31] h4 week/end

[18:21:38] h4 ilu deadly :*

[18:22:14] h4 ChRoNiC: you said you were leaving hours ago?

[18:22:27] h4 go pay your daddy a beating

[18:22:30] h4 a visit

[18:22:34] h4 i mean pay him a visit

[18:22:46] h4 ah yes

[18:22:50] h4 he was working at a real pizza place

[18:22:57] h4 wax on, wax off

[18:23:20] h4 didn't you know ChRoNiC hacked some airport and regularly steals flight to italy

[18:23:26] h4 to work in authentic italian restaurants

[18:23:35] h4 when i was in venedig and asked in a restaurant if they sold pizza

[18:23:40] h4 he told me "Want pizza? Go to supermarket"

[18:23:48] h4 *venice

[18:24:05] h4 then he looked offended

[18:24:18] h4 dude really hated me for asking

[18:24:29] h4 but there were some asians with "italian cuisine"

[18:24:33] h4 they had decent pizza :D

[18:24:43] h4 you can close your monitor?

[18:24:44] h4 how?

[18:34:11] h4 dude ChRoNiC

[18:34:14] h4 you were gonna leave

[18:34:16] h4 what gives?

[18:34:35] h4 <~foxy> do you question his ability? <-- oh i wouldn't dare :O

[18:34:42] h4 ChRoNiC: a lot of people do

[18:34:49] h4 for whatever reason

[18:35:29] h4 we enjoy your company deadly

[18:35:37] h4 ChRoNiC: i'm afraid to say

[18:35:43] h4 despite me being a total ass most of the time

[18:35:47] h4 way too many people end up liking me

[18:35:58] h4 they always think i'm joking

[18:36:01] h4 i can't help it

[18:37:02] h4 works out well for us deadly

[18:37:08] h4 they won't ever think we'd be teaming up

[18:37:13] h4 but we all hate the french

[18:37:26] h4 ChRoNiC: if we need some pussies we will just ask you

[18:38:05] h4 there must be some sort of pussy simulator online

[18:38:35] h4 how else would you get any?

[18:39:21] h4 who are you talking about?

[18:39:24] h4 oooh, your sims character

[18:39:28] h4 yeah mine are always ripped too

[18:39:53] h4 i heard you shouldn't pick fights you can't win

[18:40:09] h4 i heard it

[18:40:18] h4 it's garbage

[18:40:26] h4 how are you to improve if you only pick fights you win easily?

[18:40:29] h4 aim higher

[18:40:51] h4 ComputerTech: take a shower you filthy irish

[18:41:19] h4 he used to

[18:41:24] h4 he was a drug kingpin

[18:41:29] h4 something Pablo ChRoNiCbar

[18:41:34] h4 i don't know

[18:41:45] h4 he also once smoked a cigarette

[18:41:52] h4 and got all light headed

[18:41:57] h4 so that was an awesome high!

[18:42:05] h4 deadly: his dad probably

[18:42:08] h4 choking him instead of paying

[19:23:39] h4 ComputerTech: stop nudging me you usa loving cunt

[19:23:41] h4 hey sushi-chan o/

[19:23:50] h4 foxy: genocide

[19:24:12] h4 man i just hula hooped

[19:24:15] h4 and that really got my colon going

[19:24:18] h4 now i gotta take a shit

[19:24:19] h4 brb

[19:24:23] h4 oh god i sound like deadly

[19:29:59] h4 lol

[19:30:02] h4 what are we laughing about?

[19:30:26] h4 so we are laughing about me?

[19:30:28] h4 that hurts

[19:31:14] h4 that just makes it worse

[19:31:25] h4 i walked around a lot today

[19:31:27] h4 13k steps

[19:31:35] h4 at 30°C outside :|

[19:31:37] h4 .w

[19:31:43] h4 but it has cooled down a lot

[19:31:57] h4 hey hey hey fräulein Klimaanlage

[19:32:04] h4 i got to endure that shit without any AC

[19:33:19] h4 aaah

[19:33:22] h4 i really gotta do pushups now

[19:33:30] h4 but i don't appreciate the 25°C in my room

[19:33:37] h4 wow

[19:33:46] h4 :/

[19:34:16] h4 lol what ac?

[19:34:29] h4 $tell foxy *insert middle finger here*

[19:34:39] h4 my loss as well

[19:34:50] h4 but i got used to it

[19:35:48] h4 i am capable of flipping people off with words

[19:35:58] h4 foxy: he might have been hungry

[19:36:15] h4 give that man a break

[19:36:20] h4 could have inserted a snickers there instead

[19:37:52] h4 foxy: all your politicians are garbage

[19:37:57] h4 except maybe that latina and Bernie

[19:38:50] h4 they shootin

[19:38:54] h4 !bang

[19:38:55] h4 !bang

[19:38:56] h4 me too!

[19:39:11] h4 sushi-chan: you have seen to many hollywood movies

[19:39:21] h4 it's not like sharks prowl the waters waiting for humans to be stupid enough to get into it

[19:39:39] h4 ComputerTech: thx for your hearsay internet knowledge

[19:41:27] h4 Esjay: oh boy that would confuse people

[19:41:36] h4 imagine they see the face they voted for later on

[19:41:54] h4 also every time there are elections around here you see a lot of old faces with no statement whatsoever

[19:41:59] h4 it really pisses me off

[19:42:06] h4 as if i was supposed to know the fuckface

[19:42:24] h4 which murderers did we discuss?

[19:42:26] h4 i am a true crime fan

[19:42:35] h4 damn...hula hoop, true crime...maybe i am a woman

[19:42:50] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[19:42:53] h4 you made sushi leave

[19:42:55] h4 great job

[19:43:11] h4 oh wow

[19:43:17] h4 she hasn't talked about diarrhea in some time though

[19:43:22] h4 there is only so much to talk about

[19:43:34] h4 not from here

[19:43:40] h4 this is #ComputerFeces

[19:43:45] h4 we talk about all sorts of crap

[19:43:56] h4 thanks

[19:44:00] h4 that really rubbed the joke in

[19:44:23] h4 still haven't done those pushups

[19:44:25] h4 br

[19:44:25] h4 b

[19:44:45] h4 it'S a better channel anyways

[19:45:11] h4 sorry Saphir if that gets you a lot of garbage :D

[19:49:07] h4 someone deserves a kickban

[19:49:10] h4 for calling you german

[19:49:19] h4 oh that stuff is whoa

[19:49:27] h4 i mixed it with lots of beer

[19:49:33] h4 and then some weed

[19:49:40] h4 oh boy am i glad i didn't spend the night at my apartment

[19:49:55] h4 i felt guilty though and helped cleaning afterwards

[19:50:13] h4 deine Mudda is

[19:52:22] h4 liqueur?

[19:52:25] h4 liquor!

[19:52:47] h4 oh ewww Miggy-Kun

[19:52:51] h4 why would you do that?

[19:53:02] h4 what protesters?

[19:54:22] h4 let me be Mikoolo today and share weird music i found

[19:54:33] h4 .yt Club Honolulu Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Honolulu Strandbikini

[19:54:48] h4 it's lit dude!

[19:54:55] h4 indeed

[19:54:58] h4 nice

[19:55:02] h4 i was hoping someone would like it

[19:56:14] h4 that haircut lol

[19:56:40] h4 .kb Ahsoka

[19:56:45] h4 be more polite

[19:56:49] h4 or feel my wrath!

[19:57:15] h4 i don't stick my dick in crazy

[19:57:41] h4 i have stopped doing that

[19:57:43] h4 found a new target

[19:58:04] h4 i am afraid to say yes

[19:58:37] h4 ComputerTech: none of your goddamn business

[19:58:38] h4 punk

[20:01:06] h4 don't insult german cuisine please

[20:03:39] h4 Ahsoka: you are eating brats!??

[20:04:50] h4 nein!

[20:04:55] h4 that sounds like a ComputerTech song

[20:05:04] h4 there is a song about alcoholics

[20:05:11] h4 but the band seems to be right-winged

[20:05:17] h4 so i am not willing to share their shit

[20:05:34] h4 but instead i tell you to listen to 4 Promille and Berliner Weisse

[20:05:40] h4 for punk/oi music about drinking

[20:06:26] h4 so i did 40

[20:06:29] h4 now to do another 40

[20:06:44] h4 Ahsoka: the dutch are pussies

[20:06:57] h4 Mikoolo: i wasn't stiff

[20:07:10] h4 negative

[20:07:13] h4 i have been there

[20:07:25] h4 and apart from the cute woman that brought me my food

[20:07:30] h4 i couldn't see anything positive

[20:07:41] h4 well it looked nice and they didn't seem to have that german fetish for cars

[20:09:34] h4 .t nl de stroopwafel

[20:09:39] h4 nein

[20:10:08] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[20:10:14] h4 because of your impolite behaviour

[20:10:17] h4 i'm gonna brb now

[20:10:49] h4 $in 2h erfolgreiche Reinigung des Glieds verkünden

[20:35:30] h4 yeah

[20:35:59] h4 <~ComputerTech> so it'll take a lot of effort to reply t oeach one

[20:36:05] h4 so you're saying she is not even worth the effort?

[20:36:30] h4 he'd be all over your ass

[20:49:13] h4 Miggy-Kun: are you horny?

[22:41:05] h4 oh god no

[22:41:10] h4 der scheiß Serbe aus Österreich

[22:41:21] h4 das arbeitslose Dreckspack

[22:41:27] h4 hallo Direktor meine ich

[22:41:59] h4 oh and

[22:42:01] h4 later dudes o/

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