IRC Driven

[12:59:46] Esjay Plantains are fibrous motherfuckers when uncooked and will give you bad diarrhea

[13:00:12] Esjay ...why are you gay

[15:47:30] Esjay Left work early 😔

[15:47:57] Esjay Syndus_ are you even seeing someone currently?

[15:48:18] Esjay Nice

[15:49:27] Esjay deadly, I'm going to go home and cry

[15:49:54] Esjay Lmfao foxy with the killshot

[15:50:44] Esjay Hey at least he doesn't need some sheepskin condom, since he's already in sheep colon

[15:52:09] Esjay That knife looks like shit, both in design and for function

[15:53:03] Esjay No, they're mostly garbage

[15:53:18] Esjay The best knife is one you're comfortable holding

[15:54:09] Esjay Only go expensive if you are going to maintain them, otherwise lower end

[15:54:24] Esjay \g, we're talking about Audi

[15:54:53] Esjay Yep, like I said, comfort first

[15:55:18] Esjay Oh nice, you're not eating out as much Audi?

[15:55:36] Esjay Lol

[15:55:56] Esjay What happened to my pinky was with a $30 knife

[15:56:23] Esjay I'll show you in a moment

[15:56:30] Esjay About to pull in home

[16:11:34] Esjay ugh, got some zero sugar black cherry soda to go with my chinese food and it tastes like carbonated dayquil

[16:12:25] Esjay medium rare to medium is my sweet spot, but when I cook it myself I tend to veer closer to rare because I know the sear will be good

[16:12:53] Esjay porn can be healthy, depends on the individual

[16:15:54] Esjay the tv series came after

[16:19:01] Esjay porn addiction is an overused term and is basically a meme

[16:19:36] Esjay like, yes, people actually do have an addiction, but it's extremely rare in real scenarios

[16:20:34] Esjay \g, the APA refuses to label it as an actual addiction

[16:21:52] Esjay \g, it's been a topic for decades

[16:22:32] Esjay yes, but the state of understanding gender dysphoria wasn't well-researched

[16:22:47] Esjay whereas porn consumption has been studied for decades

[16:24:52] Esjay \g, most people who others would say have a porn consumption problem, wouldn't suffer withdrawal effects from not consuming it

[16:25:41] Esjay the primary thing about addictions is that when ceased they exhibit signs of withdrawal

[16:26:22] Esjay my most recent ex had a problematic level of consumption just because if he ever had free time, he would start scrolling through hentai and stuff

[16:26:34] Esjay \g what ones don't?

[16:26:41] Esjay ...

[16:26:57] Esjay you hit a cyclical point, argument moved to /dev/null

[16:27:06] Esjay !bang

[16:28:05] Esjay However, like most rewards, this pleasure can fade away during long periods without it, leading to withdrawal symptoms for many people with a gambling addiction. These symptoms can range from depression and anxiety to insomnia and cravings for gambling

[16:28:46] Esjay why am I still drinking this carbonated dayquil

[16:29:42] Esjay bowl and basket brand black cherry zero calorie soda

[16:30:10] Esjay I got it because it was the cheapest black cherry soda

[16:30:19] Esjay massive amounts of regret

[16:31:33] Esjay I technically didn't

[16:31:57] Esjay My roommate bought me lunch because I had to leave work early due to bad mental

[16:32:23] Esjay I will fuck yournamehere's wife again if you keep it up

[16:33:06] Esjay My roommate has been making tikka masala as spicy as she can more and more each time

[16:33:21] Esjay it has more spice than actual flavor now

[16:33:24] Esjay and I had to break it to her

[16:33:29] Esjay she called it a skill issue

[16:34:02] Esjay when the goddamned sauce tastes more like just a vessel for capsaicin than actual flavor, there's a problem

[16:34:36] Esjay Sorry friend

[16:35:22] Esjay I love spicy stuff, but there's a certain limit where the sauces don't taste like an actual sauce anymore due to how many peppers are needed to crank it up

[16:35:43] Esjay throw some capsaicin extract in

[16:35:56] Esjay I'd be happy with that since it wouldn't fuck with the sauce flavor really

[16:36:29] Esjay I love spicy shit when high

[16:36:37] Esjay ghost peppers are great

[16:36:59] Esjay I have some ghost pepper hot sauce I put on pizza

[16:37:37] Esjay wat

[16:38:25] Esjay My personal fave is jalapeno, just because I love the flavor and texture

[16:38:31] Esjay I'm not a fan of thin-walled chili's

[16:38:37] Esjay like birds-eye

[16:38:46] Esjay it's like chewing a piece of plastic

[16:39:20] Esjay I can handle spicier things than her

[16:39:40] Esjay You're missing the bit where the flavor tastes just like peppers instead of actual tikka masala sauce

[16:40:01] Esjay Chiester; pain leads to endorphins, which up your oxytocin sensitivity

[16:41:53] Esjay Peorth; come to NY, you and me, one chip challenge

[16:42:15] Esjay $g paqui one chip challenge

[16:42:49] Esjay It's a single chip that will fuck people up

[16:43:08] Esjay a youtuber/streamer I love, Hutts, wound up curled up around a toilet puking from it

[16:43:16] Esjay Chiester; literally a crime

[16:43:28] Esjay you could be charged with like 3-4 crimes in the US for that

[16:44:32] Esjay Chiester; it's like being caressed all over your body after getting spanked to where your ass is as red as chinas flag

[16:51:40] Esjay hey h4~~

[16:52:05] Esjay ComputerTech--

[16:52:50] Esjay I started buying comics again and I have a bunch of comic bags laying around x.x

[16:53:03] Esjay mainly DC yeah

[16:53:15] Esjay main one lately is Spirit World

[16:53:25] Esjay guy at the comic shop loves me

[16:53:49] Esjay He has a sign on the counter that says "minimum card puchase $10"

[16:54:07] Esjay and he tells me not to worry about it every time I ask

[16:54:18] Esjay He's the owner

[16:56:28] Esjay irish666; he sells them to me for the price listed on the comic even, so between that and the visa fee, he's likely losing money when I buy single comics

[16:56:56] Esjay It's just pretty privilege :p

[16:57:37] Esjay Damnit, some of the manga pages fell off of my poster

[16:57:38] Esjay :(

[16:57:51] Esjay I'll have to get some better glue

[16:58:09] Esjay irish666; be a pretty girl and you almost instantly charm them :p

[16:58:28] Esjay shut up ComputerTech

[16:59:46] Esjay howdy

[17:00:33] Esjay Sure

[17:00:41] Esjay let me critique your coding practices :D

[17:01:27] Esjay h4, I'm not critique'ing it for improvement

[17:01:33] Esjay I'm doing it for beratement

[17:01:56] Esjay More of an uber passenger

[17:03:17] Esjay ComputerTech; this is...something

[17:03:32] Esjay Also

[17:03:47] Esjay WHY ARE YOU STORING CHANNELS AND SHIT IN JSON

[17:04:07] Esjay I WILL SOUND YOU WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER

[17:04:37] Esjay json is nice, but for channel manager, just use a simple fucking keypair system or sqlite

[17:05:29] Esjay Wait

[17:05:31] Esjay Hold up

[17:05:38] Esjay ComputerTech

[17:05:51] Esjay Are you using json for literally just a channel list?

[17:06:06] Esjay show me your channels.json

[17:06:07] Esjay now

[17:06:28] Esjay oh wow, like 2kb

[17:06:34] Esjay at most

[17:06:45] Esjay ...

[17:08:25] Esjay ComputerTech; at this point just fucking put it in a text file and iterate over it for each line

[17:09:08] Esjay ComputerTech; json is good for data with structures

[17:09:24] Esjay but for literally just a list, no

[17:09:48] Esjay Speaking of, I should fuck around with yaml for stuff in my game

[17:10:26] Esjay Been trying to figure out items/skills since it's a metroidvania

[17:12:52] Esjay ComputerTech; https://i.postimg.cc/YSWRKg7q/image.png

[17:13:38] Esjay yes

[17:13:53] Esjay it's showcasing what some json would look like in its intended uses

[17:14:41] Esjay ComputerTech; don't overcomplicate shit

[17:14:46] Esjay it makes it harder down the road

[17:14:55] Esjay KISS philosophy

[17:16:12] Esjay ComputerTech; for flat data structures, yaml, for database needs, sqlite

[17:16:43] Esjay >:D

[17:17:53] Esjay h4, because it gives him meaning

[17:18:37] Esjay Chiester; hence why I've said that to him for db needs for the last like 3-4 times I've mentioned data

[17:19:19] Esjay I wish my chip would store salsa :(

[17:19:48] Esjay ComputerTech; you have like no error handling

[17:20:00] Esjay ComputerTech; https://www.w3schools.com/python/python_try_except.asp

[17:20:39] Esjay I've been trying to since he started this shit

[17:20:51] Esjay he literally ignores 9/10 suggestions I make

[17:21:13] Esjay Perfect for when he's married

[17:21:18] Esjay s/when/if/

[17:21:42] Esjay Wait, was it because of too many redirects?

[17:21:57] Esjay Please let it have been

[17:22:21] Esjay What was the issue?

[17:22:27] Esjay ComputerTech; explain

[17:23:10] Esjay ...HE DIDN'T-- actually nvm

[17:23:15] Esjay I should expect it

[17:23:49] Esjay ComputerTech gives me wrinkles

[17:24:22] Esjay I did that yesterday at work without realizing I was doing it at the new guy

[17:24:44] Esjay I smacked my head into the engine I was bent over

[17:24:47] Esjay to stop it

[17:27:02] Esjay Direktor; for industrial equipment

[17:27:06] Esjay h2 powered

[17:27:09] Esjay too bad not h4 powered

[17:58:32] Esjay Mikoolo; most pipes in the US are made of fucking lead

[18:00:12] Esjay RicoSuave; where at?

[18:01:49] Esjay RicoSuave; unfortunately the US refuses to pass any legislation forcing people to ditch old lead pipes

[18:03:18] Esjay The biggest thing about other metal pipes is they freeze too easy

[18:03:39] Esjay pvc would be great

[18:10:30] Esjay h4 over here proud of being fast

[18:10:48] Esjay Nice

[18:10:50] Esjay Congrats dude

[18:11:46] Esjay my most recent ex takes forever to cum, would leave me sore for days

[18:33:27] Esjay jesus

[18:33:38] Esjay my roommates pugs will not let you clip their nails

[18:33:56] Esjay she even got a hammock thing and they were reaching down and wiggling to bite me

[18:40:03] Esjay pugs are shit dogs

[18:40:39] Esjay She never actually potty trained the younger one, and can't get him to stop pissing on everything and shitting where he pleases

[18:41:45] Esjay They're like living and breathing rocks

[18:50:16] Esjay She would rather live with cleaning up after it 2-3 times a day than get rid of it

[18:50:27] Esjay I've been telling her for like 2 months to get a trainer

[19:56:47] Esjay Ahsoka; how do you handle being ignored now

[20:10:27] Esjay Peorth; got a question for you

[20:10:47] Esjay What's the upper limit of inviting before it gets me killed or a /query from you?

[20:13:22] Esjay MAGIC; you're a competent oper as well, is there a certain number of invites I can pump out at once before getting killed or something?

[20:13:32] Esjay I'm not trying to find out from testing

[20:13:53] Esjay ComputerTech; yeah I know that

[20:14:08] Esjay but like, I've gotten a talking to about /whois *

[20:14:18] Esjay MAGIC; I'm not talking like 'mass' mass

[20:14:28] Esjay ComputerTech; no, it was either Peorth or linear

[20:14:40] Esjay it was like 11 years ago

[20:15:13] Esjay MAGIC; but yeah, just wanting to invite a lot of people I know at once, not like going through userlist and inviting everyone from a chan

[20:17:03] Esjay You sometimes get internal errors when doing buttsex

[20:17:23] Esjay what is this, a picture for ants?

[20:17:36] Esjay I'm on 1440x900 and it was even small

[20:27:37] Esjay Oh wow Chiester, hi

[20:39:22] Esjay One Piece is great

[20:39:24] Esjay stfu Ahsoka

[22:02:48] Esjay Maybe from shooting nothing

[22:03:28] Esjay updog; yeah

[22:03:36] Esjay but us meeting was also an accident

[22:04:18] Esjay I'm also going to cause whoever at github has denied the account switcher to have an accident

[22:05:57] Esjay !buy Serion

[22:06:57] Esjay Serion; too bad you're just some filthy rizon rando that I don't know what you look like

[22:07:19] Esjay Oh?

[22:12:55] Esjay Serion; sadness :(

[22:14:47] Esjay You got more cats?

[22:17:22] Esjay foxy, I don't have any, but my roommate has 3 cats and 2 dogs (the dogs are annoying pugs)

[22:17:55] Esjay I hate pugs so much

[22:20:18] Esjay ComputerTech; did you ever make the selfie plugin you fucking drunkard

[22:20:36] Esjay Oh

[22:21:09] Esjay $in 91m ComputerTech; make selfie plugin or I'll make one for a bot

[23:40:03] Esjay https://rosenzweig.io/blog/software-freedom-isnt-about-licenses-its-about-power.html

[23:40:04] Esjay neat

[23:41:24] Esjay lol it wasn't even a script

[23:41:28] Esjay it was a timer for mirc

[23:41:45] Esjay miss me bitch?

[23:41:55] Esjay I mean I've been here under another nick

[23:55:45] Esjay Serion; just stores a url for a selfie

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive