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[10:37:26] tr [T] <login> computertech, have you ever gone to an internet/gaming cafe?

[10:37:36] tr [T] <login> they have almost gigabit-speed internet connections

[10:37:44] tr [T] <login> upload and download, you can upload your youtube videos here

[10:50:16] tr [T] <login> how fast is that, wez?

[10:50:21] tr [T] <login> is it not fibre optics?

[13:07:16] tr [T] <login> Audi: awesome for the restaurant

[13:08:25] tr [T] <login> Chiester: ooh, i don't know if the one i'm in allwos playing some games in LAN without logging into one's Steam account - this one is pretty much Korean though

[13:08:55] tr [T] <login> hey irish666, i'm in an internet/gaming cafe right now

[13:09:22] tr [T] <login> the internet is 700 mbps upload and download

[13:09:27] tr [T] <login> no, it's not that busy at the moment

[13:09:38] tr [T] <login> i am not in singapore, but in that general region yes

[13:09:46] tr [T] <login> well 'general'

[13:09:59] tr [T] <login> Audi: company could have made their own turkey sandwiches from their raw ingredients

[13:10:14] tr [T] <login> *from their own purchased raw ingredients - there is no secret recipe

[13:10:31] tr [T] <login> irish666: it is not that busy, most computers are free - and they're copies of each other

[13:10:47] tr [T] <login> curved screen, likely msi, and the gpu is from 2019

[13:10:54] tr [T] <login> rgb keyboard though, and good mouse

[13:11:05] tr [T] <login> well, 'good' mouse, but better than the one i use for sure

[13:11:27] tr [T] <login> if they're run and frequented by Koreans, they'll have fast internet and be gaming-focused

[13:11:55] tr [T] <login> The one I'm at has headphones and disposable headphone covers, but no video camera

[13:12:15] tr [T] <login> and i took a peek at the guy who runs it: he has a trading program open on one screen

[13:12:25] tr [T] <login> i.e., stock/tech index futures trading

[13:12:33] tr [T] <login> a cctv feed on the other screen of us

[13:12:51] tr [T] <login> a program that allows him to see who's logged in, and a LoL game on twitch

[13:13:00] tr [T] <login> place is open 24/7

[13:13:13] tr [T] <login> probably 2 or 3 shifts to get 2-3 guys around the clock

[13:13:37] tr [T] <login> those are nice

[13:13:42] tr [T] <login> much needed for layovers

[13:13:51] tr [T] <login> not that bad either, unless one is claustrophobic

[13:14:04] tr [T] <login> i haven't even been playing any games here - i never got into gaming

[13:14:14] tr [T] <login> never had a good-enough computer or internet speed to play

[13:14:22] tr [T] <login> and the only console i had was a gifted ps2

[13:14:28] tr [T] <login> gifted not-by-my-parents

[13:14:36] tr [T] <login> i played burnout on it, using a controller

[13:15:06] tr [T] <login> if i had planned this trip out, i would have brought the controller and played burnout via my ea account (if it was still working haha)

[13:15:39] tr [T] <login> Chiester: do people fuck in co-working spaces? i thought those were just for hotdesking remote jobs in a sane environment

[13:16:16] tr [T] <login> yeah, the car crash part was good: it was just called 'Crash'

[13:16:18] tr [T] <login> https://burnout.fandom.com/wiki/Crash_(Burnout_3

[13:17:05] tr [T] <login> ooh, so there is a window but they're blurred?

[13:17:08] tr [T] <login> can two people fit in there?

[13:17:26] tr [T] <login> better than 15 cars

[13:17:31] tr [T] <login> all going to the train station or mall

[13:17:45] tr [T] <login> more efficient in a city environment

[13:18:40] tr [T] <login> what can one even do in that spacepod other than sit with one's family

[13:18:51] tr [T] <login> there is no desk to keep your laptop either

[13:18:59] tr [T] <login> yeah lol

[13:19:09] tr [T] <login> but there is no desk

[13:19:25] tr [T] <login> is there a desk that slides out like an ironing board?

[13:19:37] tr [T] <login> but there is no table there to keep your latte on

[13:19:56] tr [T] <login> not enough space for a prayer mat for muslims either

[13:20:15] tr [T] <login> it would make a super cool p*rn video though

[13:20:25] tr [T] <login> imagine one that rotates around like that scene from inception

[13:20:35] tr [T] <login> cinematography + sex = $$$

[13:20:46] tr [T] <login> imagine the physics

[13:21:43] tr [T] <login> Porn just doesn't pay enough to create a really good production

[13:22:19] tr [T] <login> and most of it is just trash and garbage, even the ones with not-bad production

[13:22:28] tr [T] <login> lol Chiester

[13:23:12] tr [T] <login> why have that rather than a sealed vacuum suction device that all genders can use

[13:23:42] tr [T] <login> would it not be painful to insert it?

[13:24:04] tr [T] <login> i would imagine, yeah

[13:24:24] tr [T] <login> irish666: your skin got tighter too?

[13:24:48] tr [T] <login> doesn't it pain though? a catheter?

[13:25:16] tr [T] <login> did the air just go into your ureter?

[13:25:28] tr [T] <login> if i'm imagining correctly

[13:26:04] tr [T] <login> i am unable to imagine it

[13:26:26] tr [T] <login> so it was like a vacuum sucking your bladder into itself?

[13:33:41] tr [T] <login> turns out i could hire an xbox controller for free

[13:33:49] tr [T] <login> so i can play burnout paradise indeed, after so so long

[13:34:05] tr [T] <login> i wonder if i can still download the game or not... i paid for it and then got it refunded, but still retained access to the game apparently

[13:34:59] tr [T] <login> Take me down, to the paradise city, where the grass is gree and the girls are pretty

[13:35:04] tr [T] <login> *green

[13:35:27] tr [T] <login> hmm, i can't watch anything too graphic here

[13:35:30] tr [T] <login> or they might kick me out

[13:36:06] tr [T] <login> i don't think i can watch nudity, but 'tastefully' flirty anime (like in genshin impact) would be okay

[13:36:22] tr [T] <login> then it would be okay

[13:36:29] tr [T] <login> oh, then i don't know

[13:37:03] tr [T] <login> emaaan: apologies, i will send fewer spammy messages

[13:37:14] tr [T] <login> oh! i didn't know the game was a cover

[13:37:20] tr [T] <login> if it's on youtube, it should be fine

[13:37:31] tr [T] <login> emaaan: can't help that, i'm chatting through a relay

[13:37:41] tr [T] <login> you appear well though, as 'emaaan/rizon'

[13:38:56] tr [T] <login> that scene is traumatic

[13:47:55] tr [T] <login> wow, i still have access to it even after getting a refund

[13:48:01] tr [T] <login> looks like i have some good luck

[13:48:29] tr [T] <login> irish666: that liquid is like the real-life LCL

[13:48:34] tr [T] <login> from Neon Genesis Evangelion

[13:49:37] tr [T] <login> your grandad was in the Blitzkriege?

[13:50:58] tr [T] <login> pretty sad that we humans cannot achieve world peace

[13:51:09] tr [T] <login> i mean, it's achievable, but some people's standard of living will go down

[13:51:43] tr [T] <login> that's really good Dr_DICK, that you're using the time to do the things that were left undone

[13:52:17] tr [T] <login> game had an error launching

[13:52:54] tr [T] <login> how much social housing can be built from the time and effort to build a mansion?

[13:53:10] tr [T] <login> the ratio is not large enough to have to choose between one or the other

[13:53:23] tr [T] <login> yeah

[13:53:29] tr [T] <login> a multi-family mansion would be cool

[13:53:44] tr [T] <login> but how limited is space?

[13:53:50] tr [T] <login> isn't there still a lot of undeveloped land?

[13:54:08] tr [T] <login> yeah, that is correct

[13:54:21] tr [T] <login> thus, if it weren't, then social housing could coexist and remain empty

[13:54:59] tr [T] <login> yeah, even though cities are not where industry operates

[13:55:03] tr [T] <login> just where it is designed

[13:55:57] tr [T] <login> yeah, if our ancestors were to see how cities are today, they'd be like 'what is the point of the river flowing through here'

[13:56:17] tr [T] <login> there is no farming nor is the river being used for much transportation

[13:56:30] tr [T] <login> yeah

[13:56:42] tr [T] <login> but i do think there are deep ports for docking ships at cities still

[13:56:44] tr [T] <login> especially the coastal cities

[13:56:55] tr [T] <login> Shanghai has a port, and so does LA

[13:57:03] tr [T] <login> and Sydney does too, so does Melbourne

[13:57:21] tr [T] <login> LA's port imports though

[13:57:49] tr [T] <login> does it receive enough donations to operate without government funding?

[13:57:58] tr [T] <login> if the charity runs out, gov will support right?

[14:00:32] tr [T] <login> how do they get food, the volunteers?

[14:00:56] tr [T] <login> Britain is just limping by because of the historical role of the pound

[14:01:25] tr [T] <login> if it could no longer borrow in its own currency at a favourable rate and be a conduit for illicit transactions without being put on any grey list

[14:01:47] tr [T] <login> then things would get much harder

[14:02:09] tr [T] <login> At least its immigration system is improving, but parenting is still going downhill

[14:02:44] tr [T] <login> stuff just isn't cheap in britain anymore, with there being no colonies and old-school industries like steel production becoming uncompetitive

[14:02:53] tr [T] <login> not just on cost to operate, but also in sourcing expertise

[14:03:17] tr [T] <login> Geographically, how much has Britain going for it compared to a place like australia

[14:03:23] tr [T] <login> or even India

[14:03:46] tr [T] <login> At least Britain is the home of deep learning

[14:04:01] tr [T] <login> And also, it's easier to immigrate to the UK than to America without a university degree

[14:04:20] tr [T] <login> Yeah, and not just the British empire, but the Spanish and Japanese empire too

[14:04:48] tr [T] <login> Britain will do alright as long as it is friendly with the US

[14:05:19] tr [T] <login> which religion clashed? catholics vs protestents?

[14:05:32] tr [T] <login> and was violently finding new land = colonisation?

[14:05:56] tr [T] <login> Britain seeded the Anglophone today: The US and Australia and New Zealand and a few others

[14:06:28] tr [T] <login> France the francophone, Spain and Portugal similarly

[14:06:46] tr [T] <login> btw, game started, all i had to do was run the launcher and choose the right resolution

[14:07:00] tr [T] <login> I don't know much about that history

[14:07:29] tr [T] <login> Is it taught in the UK?

[14:07:38] tr [T] <login> morning foxy

[14:07:43] tr [T] <login> How are you this fine morning?

[14:08:02] tr [T] <login> well, hot morning, not fine

[14:09:06] tr [T] <login> Or just get a good hvac/heat pump to even things out indoors?

[14:09:12] tr [T] <login> and good insulation

[14:09:35] tr [T] <login> or just wear a few layers on a 30 deg day with suncreen

[14:09:48] tr [T] <login> I don't envy the 75% humidity and 30 deg C though, that would be rough

[14:10:01] tr [T] <login> Snowy cabin with no TV?

[14:10:12] tr [T] <login> foxy: wakey wakey

[14:10:54] tr [T] <login> She's very into nature, it sounds like

[14:11:12] tr [T] <login> an owl that sounds like a horse is a good prompt for a horror short story

[14:11:24] tr [T] <login> souls of animals mixing together on a certain night

[14:11:34] tr [T] <login> how do you know your gf is actually her

[14:11:42] tr [T] <login> after spending that night in the woods

[14:11:49] tr [T] <login> cool prompt, right?

[14:12:10] tr [T] <login> Could be taken in many directions

[14:12:28] tr [T] <login> a mystical story about self-discovery in the woods

[14:12:59] tr [T] <login> do any churches think an owl inside a church is good luck?

[14:13:13] tr [T] <login> or just some kind of luck, good or bad - i.e., interesting times

[14:13:24] tr [T] <login> irish666: sure it wasn't a bear suit?

[14:13:31] tr [T] <login> it doesn't sound bonkers to me

[14:13:41] tr [T] <login> just the interpretation of it

[14:14:06] tr [T] <login> nice video foxy

[14:14:33] tr [T] <login> super adrenaline

[14:14:43] tr [T] <login> about a bear mauling his next meal

[14:15:28] tr [T] <login> i've exhausted half my time at the internet cafe

[14:15:41] tr [T] <login> ~5.5 more hours to go

[14:16:02] tr [T] <login> i didn't get much done in the last 5.5 hours though, just a few job applications and getting ssh set up on the desktop through my phone

[14:16:32] tr [T] <login> you should have a camera on your person

[14:16:41] tr [T] <login> when you're in the woods at least

[14:16:46] tr [T] <login> could get some cool recordings

[14:17:20] tr [T] <login> no, but it sounds like it would contaminate the touch screen

[14:17:27] tr [T] <login> i mean a camera that's recording

[14:17:37] tr [T] <login> with a battery pack

[14:17:50] tr [T] <login> yeah, those! i forgot those existed

[14:18:12] tr [T] <login> You could even make a horror short film in a found footage way

[14:18:15] tr [T] <login> and post it on youtube

[14:19:18] tr [T] <login> i usually don't watch horror films, gives me bad feelings afterwards

[14:19:33] tr [T] <login> the emotions and fear lingers, and i get flashbacks

[14:20:00] tr [T] <login> real life sometimes has more horror, but i've been lucky not to have faced anything like that yet

[14:20:13] tr [T] <login> that stuff is the opposite of boring emaan

[14:20:26] tr [T] <login> can be interpreted in 2 different ways

[14:20:46] tr [T] <login> as a satire or as a social commentary film

[14:20:58] tr [T] <login> whatever you're expecting, it won't be like that

[14:21:20] tr [T] <login> it's like the lego movie, but funnier for the right audience

[14:21:39] tr [T] <login> it actually goes well with oppenheimer, interestingly enough

[14:22:03] tr [T] <login> both movies can induce a feeling of malaise, of different kinds

[14:22:09] tr [T] <login> or of hope

[14:22:31] tr [T] <login> For Oppenheimer though, you should read the wikipedia page and watch Veritasium's video on it

[14:22:48] tr [T] <login> the film is more enjoyable that way

[14:23:20] tr [T] <login> irish666: how did you make something fake look real on film for horror?

[14:28:50] tr [T] <login> irish666: that's very cool

[14:29:10] tr [T] <login> did the unknown amateur actress become a more established actress?

[14:29:39] tr [T] <login> even reading that made me yawn lol, foxy

[14:29:46] tr [T] <login> so amusing

[14:29:53] tr [T] <login> no, it's all good

[14:30:05] tr [T] <login> it's just whimsical, the power of the yawn

[14:30:18] tr [T] <login> 30 deg is bearable, if the humidity weren't so high

[14:30:31] tr [T] <login> wet 30 deg would be so muggy

[14:30:52] tr [T] <login> oh, didn't consider that - noon will be so much worse

[14:30:55] tr [T] <login> unless it rains

[14:31:12] tr [T] <login> just 25% more humidity and you won't be able to sweat it

[14:31:23] tr [T] <login> oh wow, 40 deg days

[14:31:34] tr [T] <login> people will be wearing safari suits and hats

[14:31:45] tr [T] <login> or nothing and sunscreen

[14:31:57] tr [T] <login> *almost

[14:32:05] tr [T] <login> as the day progresses i imagine

[14:40:18] tr [T] <login> ComputerTech/he can finally drink in the US, and what else is one allowed to do at 21 but not 18?

[14:40:43] tr [T] <login> irish666: that's crazy, that ww2 bombs are still found to this day - and they're not cluster bombs

[14:41:31] tr [T] <login> He looks alright, but being honest, he doesn't look like a model either

[14:41:42] tr [T] <login> solid 6-7/10

[14:41:49] tr [T] <login> but i don't like ranking people that way

[14:42:22] tr [T] <login> He could definitely do a lot better with some good skincare and a gym rountine

[14:42:24] tr [T] <login> *routine

[14:42:31] tr [T] <login> There is a lot of potential

[14:43:06] tr [T] <login> Yeah, that is true

[14:43:14] tr [T] <login> but it could help him even his shape out

[14:43:34] tr [T] <login> a good trainer can measure his body and even things out

[14:43:50] tr [T] <login> give him a better diet, and some good sleep which he so sorely goes without

[14:44:10] tr [T] <login> He could look like gold with some, not even that much, effort, and some good/better habits

[14:45:03] tr [T] <login> I do wonder how he would look if he put on makeup like the male K-pop stars do

[14:45:20] tr [T] <login> i know he'll never do it, but i bet he will get more attention if he did it

[14:50:02] tr [T] <login> alright, gonna try playing burnout paradise the ultimate box after such a long, long time

[14:50:22] tr [T] <login> ComputerTech is good

[14:50:45] tr [T] <login> i am not one to throw stones from a glass house :P

[14:51:11] tr [T] <login> !bang

[14:51:14] tr [T] <login> !bang

[14:51:27] tr [T] <login> i'm not even a contender in the duck race, so that duck was pointless to me

[14:52:26] tr [T] <login> irish666: it reverted to the trial version of Burnout Paradise lol

[14:52:38] tr [T] <login> i had had it refunded in 2020

[16:24:49] tr [T] <login> happy birthday ComputerTEch

[16:24:53] tr [T] <login> *ComputerTech

[16:25:02] tr [T] <login> Oh

[16:25:20] tr [T] <login> foxy: will his family appreciate it?

[16:25:37] tr [T] <login> well, normal would be taking one's mum out to dinner

[16:25:43] tr [T] <login> with the dad and brother

[16:25:50] tr [T] <login> and have a cake and celebrate

[16:25:54] tr [T] <login> with a wish

[16:26:17] tr [T] <login> Did you do the equivalent of no nut november?

[16:26:20] tr [T] <login> hello Hotties

[16:26:42] tr [T] <login> i.e., no touching the junk at all, other than washing, for at least the last 4-8 weeks?

[16:27:01] tr [T] <login> Write a letter to your 31-year old self, ComputerTech

[16:27:11] tr [T] <login> and open/revisit it in 10 years

[16:27:28] tr [T] <login> Like a socialist 10-year plan

[16:27:53] tr [T] <login> an alternate way of sending a message to your future self from your current self

[16:28:28] tr [T] <login> Your 31-year old self should remember what your 21-year old self was like, and be able to say 'i fulfilled your goals, 21-year old'

[16:29:10] tr [T] <login> Also, many a future wife will not take kindly to finding out you went to strippers on your 21st birthday

[16:30:14] tr [T] <login> foxy: idk, i would think twice

[16:30:31] tr [T] <login> unless he was okay going to male strippers with his future wife too

[16:30:55] tr [T] <login> no, but idk if the same can be said of whether they were shaved

[16:30:57] tr [T] <login> future wife

[16:31:02] tr [T] <login> not-yet wife

[16:31:55] tr [T] <login> Well then there would be no problem at all

[16:32:11] tr [T] <login> Unless his future wife past stripper had had some bad experiences in her profession

[16:32:43] tr [T] <login> it might colour her perception, for better or worse, but i can't fully empathise with the hypothetical

[16:32:55] tr [T] <login> is it the dirty meaning of cake?

[16:33:07] tr [T] <login> the best cake is the one you bake for your parents on your birthday

[16:33:17] tr [T] <login> reversing the usual paradigm

[16:33:33] tr [T] <login> nice domain name

[16:33:57] tr [T] <login> nice cake, other than the dildos

[16:34:03] tr [T] <login> i mean.... carrots

[16:34:25] tr [T] <login> carrots are nice

[16:34:35] tr [T] <login> gum exercise, sweet if you peel the skin

[16:34:45] tr [T] <login> good fibre

[16:35:02] tr [T] <login> more than an apple, a carrot a day to keep the doctor away

[16:35:03] tr [T] <@herald> ComputerTech smells like cheese, that is all

[16:35:06] tr [T] <@herald> !bang

[16:35:14] tr [T] <login> unless you get too much carotene in your body

[16:35:53] tr [T] <login> Do you think a gift is being bought for you, ComputerTech?

[16:35:57] tr [T] <login> perhaps it's a new laptop

[16:36:28] tr [T] <login> blad = vlad?

[16:36:53] tr [T] <login> alright, i'll be going afk for an hour or so

[16:36:59] tr [T] <login> will be back

[17:01:44] tr [S] <@Dragon> thx for the cancer

[17:24:25] tr [T] <login> im back

[17:24:35] tr [T] <login> turns out, i can save files permanently on local disk E:

[17:24:45] tr [T] <login> but everything gets erased and reset on local disk C:

[17:25:08] tr [T] <login> probably using something like UWF (windows 10 universal write filter)

[18:11:07] tr [T] <login> Do you do an everything shower on the weekends, Mikoolo?

[19:28:00] tr [T] <login> isn't it a term to subsume latino and latina?

[19:30:13] tr [T] <login> academically, that is the exact description of someone who can give birth

[19:31:03] tr [T] <login> oh?

[19:32:07] tr [T] <login> is it someone who would like to be seen as someone who could give birth, regardless of whether they can or cannot?

[19:34:21] tr [T] <login> latinoa

[19:34:36] tr [T] <login> but that doesn't include the spectrum around -o and -a

[19:37:09] tr [T] <login> world could have turned out differently, with the position of white and black switched

[19:37:26] tr [T] <login> and the only difference it would have made is in skin-cancer rates

[19:37:35] tr [T] <login> and sales of sunscreen

[19:37:46] tr [T] <login> that too

[19:38:24] tr [T] <login> the human body seems to only be primed to work well until the year of birth

[19:38:30] tr [T] <login> so, ~25-30

[19:38:50] tr [T] <login> after that, there is no evolutionary pressure to maintain a working body

[19:39:36] tr [T] <login> unless the success of one's children depends on one's own (evolutionary fitness) indirectly even post-birth

[19:39:44] tr [T] <login> i thought <35 is alright

[19:40:37] tr [T] <login> older fathers also cause problems genetically

[19:41:09] tr [T] <login> how many with asperger's

[19:42:42] tr [T] <login> perfectly well isn't perfection

[19:42:44] tr [T] <login> it's well

[19:42:45] tr [T] <login> lol

[19:42:59] tr [T] <login> give me my chance,

[19:43:01] tr [T] <login> g\g

[19:43:05] tr [T] <login> *\g

[19:43:25] tr [T] <login> have only done it once in 3000+ messages

[19:47:57] tr [T] <login> I wonder if gaming cafe's with idle computers would use the gpu to mine ethereum some time back when ethereum was still PoW

[19:48:11] tr [T] <login> *cafes

[19:48:28] tr [T] <login> i bought 11 hours at a gaming cafe

[19:48:32] tr [T] <login> and i have exactly 30 mins left

[19:48:40] tr [T] <login> time just flies

[23:01:10] tr [T] <Roey> that was a good one

[23:01:14] tr [T] <Roey> classic

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