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Sunday, August 6, 2023
[14:52:09] Serion !duckstats
[15:08:24] Serion hmm?
[15:14:02] Serion hmmk I think I should tidy my room
[15:14:13] Serion foxy
[15:14:19] Serion hi :3
[15:14:24] Serion Everyone allright?
[15:14:46] Serion I asked you first >:(
[15:14:51] Serion Yeah I,m good
[15:15:58] Serion yes you should make pancakes
[15:16:05] Serion with maple sizzurp
[15:16:21] Serion Im not a fan of american style pancakes :c
[15:17:45] Serion its the same i think only ours come out thinner?
[15:17:52] Serion like yours is all fluffy n shit
[15:18:06] Serion >flour eggs milk
[15:18:55] Serion probably are crepes
[15:19:04] Serion Hygiene standards were pretty damn good
[15:19:13] Serion But we basically just cook everyone elses food
[15:19:34] Serion "some of the best resturants in the world are in london!"
[15:19:38] Serion What food do they cook?
[15:19:40] Serion "French.
[15:19:49] Serion yeah a a bit
[15:20:18] Serion phish oh you're talking about our love for beans on toast and shit?
[15:20:48] Serion yes
[15:20:56] Serion Crumpets are a funny one
[15:21:13] Serion because they have a sorta.... well, its like biting into a pillowy honey comb
[15:21:38] Serion only a little
[15:21:43] Serion No the honey comb is like texture
[15:21:58] Serion It''s like .... Columns....
[15:26:29] Serion luv this
[15:26:40] Serion kaka?
[15:26:42] Serion Panshit
[15:26:43] Serion xD
[15:26:57] Serion its just, eggs flour milk
[15:27:02] Serion beat the shit out of it
[15:27:06] Serion XAXAXAXAX
[15:27:16] Serion thats not a fucking pancake waaaaaaaat
[15:27:31] Serion yes
[15:27:44] Serion what do you bake a cake in?
[15:27:47] Serion a pan
[15:27:49] Serion xD
[15:28:18] Serion OKOK, here's one for you
[15:28:25] Serion When you walk in a feild that has cows in it
[15:28:40] Serion your have to avoid the cow pats
[15:28:57] Serion oh youcall them pats as well
[15:29:02] Serion !bang
[15:29:03] Serion !bang
[15:29:07] Serion reeeeeee
[15:29:21] Serion !giv boolet
[15:29:25] Serion !bang
[15:37:21] Serion I have so much I wanna dooooooooo
[15:37:23] Serion I need to make a list
[15:37:52] Serion SHUT UP FOXY *spills your milk cartons* BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[15:40:42] Serion :/
[15:42:31] Serion hes asking if its my porn folder
[15:42:49] Serion Im just a photogrpaher
[15:42:50] Serion xD
[15:43:14] Serion :3
[15:43:28] Serion Ah
[15:43:36] Serion Yes, My camera wouldnt be able to take your photo
[15:43:42] Serion NO Wait Im stupid
[15:43:49] Serion I wouldn't be able to SEE you in my viewfinder...
[15:43:56] Serion But I could take your photo
[15:44:24] Serion TY for reminder to put those batteries on charge
[15:46:26] Serion i have one of them somewhere
[15:46:48] Serion Well, its an instax and you wouldn't appear on photos taken by a polaroid
[15:47:47] Serion yes them
[16:08:36] Serion !reload
[16:09:06] Serion !shop 10
[16:09:08] Serion !shop 2
[16:09:11] Serion !shop 4
[16:09:30] Serion !shop 8
[16:09:33] Serion game on
[16:09:42] Serion inb4 sand
[16:10:55] Serion !duckstats
[16:11:11] Serion best time: 1.68
[16:11:15] Serion I can do better
[16:12:06] Serion literally blaming the lag
[16:12:13] Serion LITERALLY
[16:12:36] Serion my best time was 0.7 seconds
[16:12:39] Serion before the reset
[16:19:11] Serion Don't you also launch them foxy? P:
[16:19:16] Serion huehuehuehuehue
[16:32:35] Serion I have
[16:32:42] Serion 11 different things to keep charged
[16:32:51] Serion 6 have propriatary cables
[16:32:54] Serion >:(
[16:34:16] Serion yes
[16:34:26] Serion even iphones aare going to be usb c next gen
[16:50:05] Serion !bang
[16:50:06] Serion !bang
[16:50:21] Serion but I am full catridge#
[16:50:23] Serion ?
[16:50:27] Serion !duckstats
[16:50:36] Serion yeah so I find nothing
[18:59:34] Serion "You stupid fucking cunt." - Ghandi
[18:59:37] Serion xD
[19:04:29] Serion HA
[19:04:30] Serion HAHAHHAHa
[19:04:35] Serion Fuckin good one
[19:04:36] Serion xD
[19:04:50] Serion I can understand him
[19:05:21] Serion He's from the UK
[19:05:30] Serion I can understand him, but his accent is very thick
[19:06:04] Serion Northern Ireland is in the UK and the accent is not dissimilar to me
[19:06:22] Serion You guys are being pedants
[19:06:23] Serion xD
[19:06:56] Serion oh my gooood
[19:07:02] Serion a child ant
[19:07:03] Serion xD
[19:07:11] Serion fuckin dad jokes everywherrrrrrrrrrrrr
[19:07:34] Serion "Hello this is interpol.... Oh no its this guy again....
[19:08:43] Serion pack the bugger up or ye git tha back o tat, geeya inch ye tek a mile
[19:09:25] Serion !reload
[19:10:02] Serion Guys.
[19:10:04] Serion ENGLAND!
[19:14:19] Serion "skimping on AC is a crime, nothing bothers me more."
[19:14:24] Serion Most american thing Ive heard this year
[19:16:29] Serion scared her shitless didnt you
[19:16:43] Serion oh good
[19:17:29] Serion you say "yeah your grandmother-in-law is a lizard, shes a dinosaur!"
[19:17:37] Serion Then just wait for the kid and her to be in a room together
[19:17:57] Serion HA
[19:18:05] Serion fuckin inlaws man
[19:22:05] Serion !reload
[19:22:57] Serion SUSHI: "FUCK N******S!"
[19:23:00] Serion xD
[19:23:25] Serion yes you can
[19:23:34] Serion People kill themselves with beer all the time
[19:23:52] Serion Easier?
[19:23:53] Serion WHAT
[19:24:03] Serion So many gun suicides, even with shotguns
[19:24:06] Serion Go wrong
[19:24:11] Serion and the people
[19:24:13] Serion survive
[19:24:32] Serion what and he was still moaning?
[19:24:41] Serion yes,
[19:24:43] Serion yeah...
[19:24:49] Serion That'll live with you
[19:25:09] Serion You saw the helmet someone made that was rigged with shotgun cartridges?
[19:25:19] Serion all pointing inwards?
[19:26:09] Serion its not the trigger pull they fuck up though,
[19:26:17] Serion they joly the trigger, so the barrel moves
[19:26:26] Serion and they take off the front of their face
[19:26:41] Serion handguns are worse
[19:26:51] Serion because you're usually too incapacitated to do a second shot
[19:27:06] Serion (i looked into this for too long despite our gun laws )
[19:27:14] Serion HAH
[19:27:16] Serion OH
[19:27:18] Serion OH DEAR
[19:27:21] Serion Its actually
[19:27:25] Serion Very possible
[19:27:37] Serion I wouldn't call it living
[19:27:45] Serion OKay Sushi,
[19:27:59] Serion How do you think most people put a gun to their own head to kill themselves?
[19:28:06] Serion The temple or under the chin?
[19:28:09] Serion Right?
[19:28:47] Serion Through the temple, youve just taken out, your vision, memory, frontal lobe speech and a couple orf other shit
[19:28:51] Serion If you're using FMJ,
[19:28:59] Serion pullet goes right through
[19:29:05] Serion !bang
[19:29:08] Serion !reload
[19:29:09] Serion !bang
[19:29:28] Serion Instead of applying its energy to the soft squishy tissue
[19:29:42] Serion Like ripping a table cloth off a fully laid dinner table
[19:29:55] Serion yeah
[19:30:05] Serion The body is actually
[19:30:09] Serion Incredibly resiliant
[19:30:28] Serion What you kinda want to do is aim for the base of the stem
[19:30:41] Serion Thats where all the functions are that keep you alive, in the autonomous area
[19:30:52] Serion ...err
[19:31:02] Serion You'd almost certainly be altered
[19:31:11] Serion it has happened, people have had bullets left in brains before
[19:31:47] Serion TThe likeelyhood for survival is higher than you would think aswell
[19:32:04] Serion its not very high at all
[19:32:10] Serion but its still 4 or 5 %
[19:32:18] Serion a lot of people get shot
[19:33:02] Serion there is a zone called a T zone, if I remember
[19:33:17] Serion Imagine the a capital letter T on your face
[19:33:23] Serion only its quite skinny
[19:33:34] Serion anything outside that area, you can survive pretty well
[19:34:10] Serion sushi if they're constipated its probably stuck, no muscle control to push it out
[19:34:12] Serion but
[19:34:20] Serion the sphincter would loosen after some time
[19:34:29] Serion I think
[19:34:43] Serion ok wasn't certain
[19:34:57] Serion err
[19:35:07] Serion I have a video for this
[19:35:18] Serion xD its an interview with a mortician
[19:35:44] Serion are you tall like a tower?
[19:35:57] Serion You make your enimies cower
[19:36:24] Serion its kinda a weird combo its kinda me trying to put you off suicide by gun
[19:36:46] Serion was unna say
[19:37:01] Serion p sure a few seconds before the act of dying I would give a shit much either
[19:37:36] Serion I was being strangled by some guy with string, as just as the lights started going out, it went very peaceful and I was just like "Oh... I guess this is it. ok then."
[19:38:26] Serion its a short experience
[19:38:51] Serion some guy was decking his girlfriend so I sent my partner at the time to go get the police who were around the corner, while I ... intervened
[19:39:01] Serion NGL, I got decked
[19:39:10] Serion Bitch didnt even say thank you either
[19:39:27] Serion Poor girl tho, she probably still was with him
[19:39:52] Serion tbh I think it was just the lack of oxygen
[19:40:23] Serion I wasn't panicked or scared. I totally went to intercept the guy but I'm not a fighter
[19:40:41] Serion I was very drunk tho
[19:40:45] Serion so Irish courage
[19:41:13] Serion Police rocked around the corner in time, he took his shoelace from around my neck and hid under a car.
[19:41:19] Serion Didn't see any of that tho
[19:42:03] Serion the instinct is there I think, right up to the point where you know ye gunna die
[19:42:45] Serion haven't experienced that. Ive had people point guns at me but not firearm guns and that scared me enough
[19:42:49] Serion (air guns etc)
[19:43:22] Serion wow he didnt have a plan at all
[19:43:47] Serion he fucked up the moment he threated your kid
[19:43:52] Serion You musta gone fuckin beast mode
[19:44:05] Serion like teaar him apart with bare hands beast mode
[19:44:24] Serion its incredible
[19:44:53] Serion you hear stories of mums ripping car doors off their hinges and shit to get their kid to safety
[19:45:19] Serion people are beautiful
[19:45:38] Serion cus you dont tidy ur fuckin room
[19:45:41] Serion grub
[19:45:42] Serion xD
[19:46:19] Serion I cant comment on that mate
[19:46:39] Serion I get the abandonment thing, I really do ut idk why people do shit
[19:46:58] Serion talking helps
[19:47:03] Serion My bio father tried to have me terminated
[19:47:31] Serion ^^
[19:47:40] Serion aye p much why i cant comment
[19:47:58] Serion D E E P C O N V E R S A T I O N
[19:48:32] Serion waas gunna say if you can talk to anyone about htis its foxy
[19:48:46] Serion foxys had a rough time, but shes still the coolest chick today
[19:49:16] Serion :3
[19:49:34] Serion sushi go on discord or somthing
[19:49:55] Serion lol fair
[19:50:00] Serion a months
[19:50:05] Serion >a months
[19:50:36] Serion its alright
[19:50:41] Serion :3
[19:50:57] Serion wat
[19:51:11] Serion what the fuck is your laptop specs
[19:51:24] Serion run it in an internet browser
[19:51:40] Serion you can do whatever you want mate
[19:51:49] Serion FUCK JAVASCRIPT
[19:51:53] Serion there i said it
[19:52:12] Serion Fuckin Java software solutions
[19:52:51] Serion it just LOOKS a mess
[19:52:53] Serion the syntax is
[19:52:55] Serion fuck
[19:53:10] Serion ok
[19:53:22] Serion windows is easier like a point a shoot video game right?
[19:53:28] Serion Linux is like, dark souls
[19:53:40] Serion its fucking great once you learn it
[19:53:56] Serion I aint offended I use both
[19:54:16] Serion how old are you sushi?
[19:54:26] Serion AH
[19:54:33] Serion 29 is when I got into linux properly
[19:54:48] Serion fuck you h4
[19:54:52] Serion xD
[19:54:56] Serion callin me old
[19:55:05] Serion xd
[19:55:07] Serion <3 h4
[19:55:19] Serion so?
[19:56:11] Serion I think there must be a 100 year old there who uses one to say yes or no
[19:56:12] Serion so sure
[19:56:14] Serion xD
[19:56:47] Serion "I would fuck CT's mum just to say thanks for making such a hot kid." - Anonymous
[19:56:59] Serion bye sushi
[19:57:13] Serion YOU LEAVE WHEN I SAY YOU CAN LEAVE
[19:57:20] Serion lol
[19:57:30] Serion sheep shaggin gpiece of shit
[19:57:42] Serion hey bbz
[19:57:48] Serion Eeehahahaha
[19:58:22] Serion i have been in discord for a while
[19:58:36] Serion no
[19:58:40] Serion no
[19:58:43] Serion Yo?
[19:58:47] Serion Oh TITS
[19:58:55] Serion CT can you get somewhere in london#?
[19:58:58] Serion Can you get outside?
[20:16:53] Serion Hey Compass
[20:16:55] Serion no
[20:16:59] Serion ComputerTech,
[20:17:34] Serion hey sap
[20:17:45] Serion Syndus_, did it have that sorta,
[20:17:48] Serion nutty taste?
[20:18:33] Serion what are you trying to say ¬__¬
[20:18:36] Serion im a nutter?
[20:18:37] Serion xD
[20:19:28] Serion err, sure do whatcha gotta do man
[20:20:38] Serion ;p
[20:21:21] Serion I aint saying your nuts
[20:21:32] Serion I was a bartender for 10 years, I was kinda asking how it tasted
[20:21:57] Serion Many tequilas, (decentish ones) have a rounded nutty taste when spread out into a drink
[20:22:24] Serion [21:21:21] <Serion> I aint saying your nuts
[20:22:32] Serion I dont care what you identify as, this is 2023
[20:22:34] Serion How did you taste
[20:22:45] Serion *it
[20:22:51] Serion How did it taste
[20:23:28] Serion omg
[20:23:31] Serion I literally
[20:23:40] Serion YES
[20:23:43] Serion Thats the answer
[20:24:14] Serion You were eithe rdesperate and cooking Ramen with tequila because L I F E or this was a proper recipe and THAT was what I was interested about
[20:24:18] Serion I like cooking
[20:24:24] Serion ooooh
[20:24:46] Serion I was just told in my ear
[20:24:46] Serion xD
[20:25:08] Serion Syndus, do you have a Female pastry chef whos the cutest thing ever in your brigade?
[20:25:21] Serion everywhere Ive worked, every kitchen has the CUTEST pastry chef
[20:26:27] Serion fuck why are female cooks so fuckin hot
[20:26:28] Serion always
[20:26:42] Serion Chefs
[20:26:45] Serion idk
[20:27:55] Serion purple hair,face piercing and tattoos all over butch dykes?
[20:28:16] Serion oh ok
[20:28:23] Serion oh...
[20:28:26] Serion OHh.... sorry mate :C
[20:29:15] Serion yes
[20:29:22] Serion BF has always meant boyfriend foxy
[20:29:28] Serion Best friend is BFF
[20:29:30] Serion duhhh
[20:30:17] Serion Sorry
[20:30:35] Serion I just did a double take because I thought David and Destiony was the same person
[20:30:41] Serion sdlkfjlskdj
[20:30:42] Serion HAHAHAHHA
[20:30:43] Serion xD
[20:30:44] Serion JAsghdlkasjd[#
[20:31:36] Serion Were not taking the piss, we were genuinely confused and just idiots, im sorry
[20:31:37] Serion xD
[20:31:48] Serion Oh cool!
[20:32:06] Serion I hope Natalie is comfortable in her new self
[20:33:02] Serion :C
[20:33:07] Serion I hope she got off it
[20:33:31] Serion I never earlly enjoyed the stuff, but then I only smelt it
[20:33:35] Serion *really
[20:34:01] Serion You form up north mate
[20:34:03] Serion OH
[20:34:26] Serion Oh
[20:34:45] Serion Thats similar slang to some of these parts
[20:34:48] Serion so i thought you were UK
[20:34:49] Serion xD
[20:35:15] Serion why would i
[20:35:17] Serion <3
[20:35:25] Serion stfu southerner
[20:36:34] Serion meth is a totally different animal when you're doing somthing other than sniffing it
[20:36:43] Serion sniffing and eating it
[20:36:57] Serion wish I had Penzerchocolade
[20:37:01] Serion *panzer
[20:47:13] Serion !bang]
[20:47:15] Serion !bang
[20:47:17] Serion !bang
[20:47:21] Serion !reload
[20:47:21] Serion !bang
[20:47:29] Serion Dammit!
[20:47:41] Serion !shop 2
[20:47:43] Serion !shop 1
[20:48:11] Serion DUCK TALES
[20:50:10] Serion !reload
[20:50:51] Serion wot
[20:52:18] Serion !reload
[20:53:14] Serion pasted the wrong text
[20:53:20] Serion lucky cus otherwise id have missed
[20:53:35] Serion !shop
[20:53:44] Serion !shop 21
[20:53:44] Serion !shop 21
[20:54:02] Serion !bang
[21:01:04] Serion !bang
[21:01:05] Serion !bang
[21:01:07] Serion !bang
[21:01:11] Serion FOCK
[21:01:14] Serion !reload
[21:03:28] Serion !bang
[21:03:37] Serion goddammit fuck you
[21:03:47] Serion !bang
[21:03:51] Serion suck it
[21:04:01] Serion damn bread be effective
[21:17:34] Serion >:C
[21:17:40] Serion >>>>>>>>>>>>>:(((((((((((((
[21:17:50] Serion fu lol
[21:18:15] Serion Im just mad you'#re on a relay and I cant ban you
[21:18:18] Serion xD
[21:21:00] Serion can you imaging the shit id be in
[21:21:03] Serion *Imagine
[21:21:23] Serion jesus most of my typing is just muscle memory
[21:21:39] Serion My brain thinks one word my fingers type another similar word
[21:21:56] Serion =^_^=
[21:23:36] Serion TheLounge questionmmark
[21:24:04] Serion but why
[21:27:02] Serion !bang
[21:27:46] Serion you want my coordinates
[21:28:17] Serion 51.4877117218002, -0.16911638234343615
[21:28:54] Serion kinda cool
[21:29:24] Serion Hahahhahaa
[21:29:40] Serion to those co ordinates?
[21:29:54] Serion Pretty sure theres enough food at those co ordinates xD
[21:30:29] Serion >Phat Phuck Noodle Bar London
[21:30:36] Serion XD
[21:36:02] Serion !bang
[21:36:03] Serion !bang
[21:36:07] Serion MFer
[21:46:19] Serion I said BRB
[21:50:05] Serion from google.com
[21:53:42] Serion wanna drop acid with me and go
[21:55:02] Serion !bang
[21:55:12] Serion fuck
[21:57:02] Serion !bang
[21:57:22] Serion !duckstats
[22:02:00] Serion lets put a pedometer on my windows 11 installation
[22:02:06] Serion wat
[22:12:31] Serion kinda wanna be naked
[22:12:38] Serion kinda want my own place to walk around naked in
[22:12:42] Serion :C
[22:12:46] Serion luv being naked
[22:13:14] Serion dont you?
[22:13:39] Serion oh
[22:13:42] Serion :C
[22:13:45] Serion Prude
[22:14:02] Serion :P
[22:14:18] Serion nothing beats being naked outside in the woods
[22:14:26] Serion fuck doing it tho
[22:14:38] Serion id hate to mentally scar someone
[22:15:38] Serion tbfh I could go for a naked walk but like
[22:15:49] Serion catch a nettle in the nuts
[22:16:21] Serion its a wee bit moist up there cus of rain day before yesturday
[22:28:21] Serion this guys brilliant
[22:32:16] Serion foxy i listen to him sometimes when I struggle to sleep
[22:32:32] Serion Im muted atm cus i can hear it through your mic so tell me when youre done
[22:33:12] Serion his best video is probably https://youtu.be/n-lPFF3dgj0
[22:33:20] Serion NO
[22:33:25] Serion thank you CTRL _ C and _ V
[22:33:37] Serion check that one out sometime its funny AF
[22:33:51] Serion Yeah!
[22:34:20] Serion ol who
[22:34:39] Serion pfft
[22:34:44] Serion why
[22:35:05] Serion are you joking
[22:35:10] Serion yeah its fucking uptime
[22:35:13] Serion xD
[22:35:28] Serion thats actually a fair point
[22:35:30] Serion xD
[22:36:23] Serion rm / -rf will also tell you everything about your system statistics
[22:36:29] Serion DO NOT PUT THAT FUCKING COMMAND IN
[22:36:31] Serion DO NOT
[22:36:40] Serion IT LITERALLY DELTES EVERYTHING
[22:36:41] Serion xD
[22:37:22] Serion 22:35:00 up 145 days, 1:22, 5 users, load average: 0.30, 0.10, 0.08
[22:37:28] Serion wait 5 users
[22:37:32] Serion wat
[22:40:02] Serion !bang
[22:40:08] Serion FCK
[22:40:27] Serion !duckstats
[22:40:44] Serion !oh I still have infrared det
[22:43:56] Serion !bang
[22:45:08] Serion !bang
[22:45:10] Serion !bang
[22:45:12] Serion !reload
[22:45:15] Serion >:C
[22:55:01] Serion !bang
[22:55:15] Serion get dunked on
[22:55:39] Serion is this the killfeed messages
[22:55:47] Serion pls let this be a thing
[22:56:06] Serion fucking liberal
[22:56:27] Serion 2nd ammendment mother fuckerrrrr
[22:56:41] Serion yes
[22:56:51] Serion starting with those pussy footed yellow belly canadians
[22:56:54] Serion CMERE
[22:57:13] Serion FREEEEDOOOOOMMMMMM
[22:57:20] Serion *eagle screaches in distance*
[22:57:33] Serion WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
[23:02:06] Serion !bang
[23:04:03] Serion You a pastry chef or somthing?
[23:05:31] Serion D D D D D DD DISCO PANZER
[23:10:11] Serion 69F is perfect temp
[23:10:16] Serion change my mind meme
[23:11:49] Serion come on discord fuckos
[23:11:51] Serion fdskljsdkl
[23:13:08] Serion ksadjfh
[23:13:09] Serion what
[23:13:24] Serion are we having provate time are we?
[23:13:24] Serion ok
[23:14:15] Serion !bang
[23:14:16] Serion !reload
[23:14:17] Serion !bang
[23:14:35] Serion !shop 2
[23:14:39] Serion !reload
[23:15:02] Serion foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/
[23:15:03] Serion foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/
[23:15:06] Serion GET REKT NERD
[23:15:19] Serion Foxy > THROWS THEIR GUN AT THE DUCK
[23:17:02] Serion !bang
[23:17:27] Serion !bang
[23:18:52] Serion !bang
[23:18:53] Serion !bang
[23:31:52] Serion goodnight
[23:36:03] Serion !bang
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