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Monday, August 7, 2023

[00:45:10] Dr_DICK 21 years and 9 months ago the milkman creampied his mum

[00:46:03] Dr_DICK And that's how we ended up with farmer CumpsterTech

[00:47:12] Dr_DICK If you cannot link the current conversation of your mum being creampied, you being a cumpster, and the joke that you fuck farm animals well... You need to drink less

[00:48:47] Dr_DICK One person's struggle is another CumpsterTech's fetish

[00:49:27] Dr_DICK s/lewd/inbred

[00:49:53] Dr_DICK Wanna hear something scary?

[00:50:07] Dr_DICK A vendor a few weeks ago released flavored liquid GHB. Flavored date rate drug

[00:51:00] Dr_DICK Telegram vendor

[00:51:27] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech offering to be someone's cunt

[00:51:32] Dr_DICK BottomTech

[00:51:46] Dr_DICK You in Canada?

[00:52:00] Dr_DICK This guy is Canada only

[00:52:33] Dr_DICK A subreddit that I think got banned but I forget the name

[00:53:01] Dr_DICK No it wasn't anything DNM related it was specific to psychedelic vendors in canada

[00:53:22] Dr_DICK It was https://www.reddit.com/r/PsychedelicMoMsCanada/

[00:53:25] Dr_DICK Which is banned now

[00:53:40] Dr_DICK MoM is an antiquated term for the blackmarket days here for Mail Order Marijuana

[00:54:58] Dr_DICK Hackerman

[00:55:36] Dr_DICK Fucking HornyTech calm down

[00:55:56] Dr_DICK Neat

[00:56:12] Dr_DICK He has probably began to buttchug his beers so he can drink 2 at one time

[00:58:33] Dr_DICK Also different mineral contents in the different water source that slightly change the taste

[00:58:37] Dr_DICK Dasani tastes like ass

[00:59:31] Dr_DICK Not yet

[00:59:42] Dr_DICK You'll get cock in ur bum eventually

[01:00:05] Dr_DICK I just need a passport first

[01:00:11] Dr_DICK Then I can pass your port

[01:00:34] Dr_DICK Lmao

[01:02:48] Dr_DICK TowelTech because he gets passed around so much

[01:13:28] Dr_DICK CumpsterTech needs a threaded sounding rod to plug the leak

[01:13:33] Dr_DICK Just screw it in his penis

[01:14:17] Dr_DICK Charge me with what? You're a slut not an officer

[01:14:48] Dr_DICK But I'm not a phone I'm flesh

[01:14:53] Dr_DICK Too much cum in your brain, cumbrain

[01:15:49] Dr_DICK Yeah that's gross af ComputerTech never tell us that again geez

[01:15:54] Dr_DICK Crossed a line

[01:16:26] Dr_DICK That's the joke

[01:19:24] Dr_DICK Typical CumpsterTech petting dick

[01:40:03] Dr_DICK Are you sure your nipples aren't just Pinky and the Brain?

[01:41:25] Dr_DICK What is the boogieman's favorite music genre?

[01:41:26] Dr_DICK Disco

[01:43:01] Dr_DICK Cancer

[01:43:13] Dr_DICK Lmao

[01:44:22] Dr_DICK What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

[01:44:24] Dr_DICK Finding half a worm in your apple

[01:44:28] Dr_DICK What's worse than finding a half worm in your apple?

[01:44:30] Dr_DICK The holocaust

[01:45:52] Dr_DICK Did he say it was based on his life story?

[01:46:48] Dr_DICK What about soap?

[01:47:08] Dr_DICK Lmao

[01:47:09] Dr_DICK !bang

[02:15:52] Dr_DICK 24 lol

[02:16:18] Dr_DICK Years of hard work

[02:16:23] Dr_DICK And poor posture

[02:16:54] Dr_DICK I get a cortisone shot in my left shoulder on the 23rd because I tore my rotator cuff 4 months ago and shit still ain't right even with physio

[02:17:55] Dr_DICK It's a sort of steroid produced by your body that when injected near a problem area provides lasting blocking of the inflammation mechanism

[02:18:13] Dr_DICK Can have some nasty potential side effects though and it's less effective every time it is done, but this'll be my first one

[02:19:20] Dr_DICK It has to be ultrasound guided in

[02:20:43] Dr_DICK I have another 3 months of physio ahead of me

[02:21:21] Dr_DICK Been working since I was 11

[02:21:47] Dr_DICK Nah I'm shit with money it all went to games

[02:22:41] Dr_DICK That's just inappropriate

[02:23:03] Dr_DICK Now you're making child version me cum, that's a pretty bad thing to do. Illegal almost

[02:24:18] Dr_DICK That's normal and your memories, not some weirdo on the internet changing words to make things that way

[02:25:17] Dr_DICK Smh he certainly is

[02:26:46] Dr_DICK Poke your pooper

[03:32:20] Dr_DICK dicked?

[03:38:33] Dr_DICK Fastest stroke in the west

[04:01:49] Dr_DICK $8ball Shroom tea?

[04:01:52] Dr_DICK Boo

[05:15:39] Dr_DICK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~8=D COOM

[05:54:26] Dr_DICK !rearm serion

[05:54:56] Dr_DICK Like masturbating?

[05:54:58] Dr_DICK Doctors orders

[05:55:18] Dr_DICK Is the jar full?

[05:55:57] Dr_DICK Need to drink more orange juice and work harder on that

[06:29:15] Dr_DICK bang

[06:44:11] Dr_DICK !bang

[06:44:25] Dr_DICK !rearm Dr_DICK

[06:44:27] Dr_DICK !bang

[06:44:34] Dr_DICK Well fuck I guess it didn't work earlier

[06:44:39] Dr_DICK Never know with CT

[06:54:19] Dr_DICK Dublin on deez nuts

[07:01:18] Dr_DICK CumpsterTech~~~~~~~

[07:05:13] Dr_DICK I was expelling fluid out of my penis but I don't think it's the kind you enjoy

[07:05:19] Dr_DICK Actually nah you probably enjoy that too

[15:22:45] Dr_DICK And at least 20 more years

[15:25:59] Dr_DICK So I got 4/5 on board with my plan to go to the city next month without them even seeing the itinerary and price breakdown but the 5th isn't down with it because of price which at most is $500 and doesn't have to be paid at once I got a credit card with a good promotional rate rn

[15:27:04] Dr_DICK Did a price breakdown, over 5 months it'd be $95-125 each for 4 months and then the last month $30-45 to pay off the remaining balance on month 5.

[15:28:08] Dr_DICK Did a high and low estimate on food, activities, and housing for the 4 days

[15:28:20] Dr_DICK Made charts

[15:55:22] Dr_DICK This past week was my vacation and thankfully today is a holiday here but fuck I dread returning to work tomorrow

[15:55:29] Dr_DICK I also don't want to work any longer

[18:55:48] Dr_DICK $in 5m Stir noodles

[18:55:53] Dr_DICK $in 9m Consume noodles

[19:17:20] Dr_DICK I regret crawling out of my hole and talking to irl friends again. Dude I am planning group camping trip a few days ago didn't want to spend $30 for each of us to go crownland camp in the mountains but now that the city plan isn't fully working... He wants to cut costs by camping just outside the city and spending $28 a night at a campground while also being touristy af during the day in the city... In the middle of september.... In

[19:17:21] Dr_DICK a northern region

[19:17:22] Dr_DICK I want to die

[19:18:39] Dr_DICK An AirBNB in the city which is cheapest option is $427-$650 for 4 days

[19:18:58] Dr_DICK But we're going to expos and shit so yeah I'd like to have clean clothes, not smell like campfire, not freeze, etc

[19:22:10] Dr_DICK Just an Expo but named after the city it's in but not city based. I'd say it but nah not rn

[19:22:31] Dr_DICK There'll be actors and anime people there and shit like that

[19:22:42] Dr_DICK Giancarlo Esponito or whatever, Gus Fring

[19:25:31] Dr_DICK I just can't believe this plan is ending in the same reason it got started because we couldn't find cheap housing and he didn't want to pay $30 a night... So now we're gonna ignore the cheaper housing with the completely new plan and spend basically $28 a night

[19:26:03] Dr_DICK Because before that $30 a night crownland camping would've just been camping and probably overall a lot cheaper which when comparing to this new plan we'd be able to offset the camping part of that by getting an AirBNB

[19:26:16] Dr_DICK I basically spent 5 days planning for a worse result elsewhere

[19:26:20] Dr_DICK Fuck me

[19:27:35] Dr_DICK No it wasn't even my idea originally just somehow last week he started talking to me about what and where and asking if I could look stuff up

[19:27:39] Dr_DICK And then it became this

[19:28:02] Dr_DICK Weekend before we were out camping and someone brought up doing it again

[19:28:59] Dr_DICK Gonna be hard after having to be the fire babysitter last trip where I had my own tent and shit

[19:29:51] Dr_DICK Nothing like pack-up day and having to stop what I am doing on my own stuff to go rescue the fire because nobody could get it started and instead of continuing to pack they pissed around while I tried to make kindling and shit and keep a bit of a flame going to build it up more

[19:30:21] Dr_DICK Because they brought out an axe duller than a sponge so I had to use my survival knife for making kindling and shavings

[19:32:42] Dr_DICK Pretty sure I got heat stroke that day because of how warm I was going between my room temperature tent to in the sun, to over a fire, to having to finish packing in my tent with a thermometer saying it climbed to 35c in my tent in half an hour

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