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[00:23:34] Syndus_ You!

[00:23:48] Syndus_ YOU!

[00:24:33] Syndus_ ,04YOU!

[00:24:51] Syndus_ Beast wars lul

[00:25:34] Syndus_ The only reason I watched that show as a kid was because of the time slot

[00:27:02] Syndus_ Transformers cartoon

[01:29:25] Syndus_ CT I've got a wicked boner right now, I was just sitting here thinking about the care bears and all of a sudden I was rock hard, is that normal?

[01:29:39] Syndus_ Lol

[01:29:56] Syndus_ Lolol

[01:30:33] Syndus_ I like cereal

[01:30:43] Syndus_ Si, and I like potatoes

[01:30:53] Syndus_ I LIKE CEREAL!

[01:31:15] Syndus_ ................yeah I like potatoes

[01:32:07] Syndus_ Fosters home for imaginary friends had this annoying ass character called cheese, it always fucking pissed me off.

[01:32:20] Syndus_ Lol

[01:32:40] Syndus_ It would always scream I like cereal

[01:38:26] Syndus_ Isn't it wierd that most of our nipples are communist?

[01:39:41] Syndus_ I could hear them talking at night back-and-forth. Conspiring to take over the world and my sleep

[01:40:05] Syndus_ Wait no never mind that was an episode of robot chicken

[01:40:16] Syndus_ Narf

[01:41:10] Syndus_ I think so brain but pantyhoes are so uncomfortable during the summer

[01:42:41] Syndus_ What did the dumb deaf and blind boy get for his 8th birthday

[01:43:03] Syndus_ Cancer

[01:43:06] Syndus_ Damn it

[01:43:30] Syndus_ I think coro chan poses some good dad jokes and lear

[01:43:35] Syndus_ Posted

[01:43:43] Syndus_ Kuro-chan:

[01:44:12] Syndus_ I miss my link carcher

[01:44:15] Syndus_ Catcher

[01:44:26] Syndus_ That yt short earlier

[01:44:30] Syndus_ Aids

[01:45:34] Syndus_ I met my grindr date at the premier of Philadelphia

[01:46:10] Syndus_ We run a men's support group, we specialize in ritualistic suicides

[01:46:27] Syndus_ We also sell couch insurance

[01:46:38] Syndus_ And spaghetti

[01:46:55] Syndus_ No soap

[01:47:02] Syndus_ Fu tyler

[01:47:38] Syndus_ Hey Serion

[01:47:44] Syndus_ You know what

[01:48:09] Syndus_ Your dad was gay and he died when he wasca little boy!

[01:48:31] Syndus_ :D

[01:48:51] Syndus_ Think about it....

[01:48:52] Syndus_ Lol

[01:49:08] Syndus_ Marty, we have to go back

[01:49:33] Syndus_ It's your dad Marty, he dies a gay little boy

[01:49:59] Syndus_ Gtfo

[01:50:20] Syndus_ Boondocks

[01:51:22] Syndus_ It would make sense if you read that as a Steven Wright joke

[01:52:06] Syndus_ But I think he said it was his grandfather that died as a little boy

[01:52:49] Syndus_ Right before he confessed being afraid of widths and bring able to levitate birds but nobody cares

[02:22:38] Syndus_ I identify as an armored battle tank named Sheila

[02:25:27] Syndus_ Oh God no

[02:25:49] Syndus_ Irs the stay puffed marshmallow man!

[02:26:22] Syndus_ Thumb you pumpkin*

[02:26:33] Syndus_ Your

[02:28:12] Syndus_ Plunder my clunge plunge with your Betty crocker fuck muscle, swirl it around, and I'll close the lid on that hoobastank and in 9 months a fuckin baby will pop out smoking a cigarette 🚬

[02:28:38] Syndus_ Lol

[02:29:06] Syndus_ .addquote

[02:30:27] Syndus_ !triggers

[02:30:33] Syndus_ Heh

[02:31:05] Syndus_ Lol

[02:31:17] Syndus_ That only highlighted me 9 times

[02:31:26] Syndus_ Utf8

[02:32:35] Syndus_ Wut

[02:34:58] Syndus_ Only if you have peanut butter, and strawberries, and a copy of pootytang, an octopus with a top hat and a monocle to judge our intense romantical interracial analingus marathon to the stars my milk dud sex pot uncle Tom's cabin mfer....you ain't ready for this jelly

[02:35:16] Syndus_ Lol

[02:35:49] Syndus_ And jam

[02:36:01] Syndus_ Jelly don't shake like that

[02:36:35] Syndus_ R

[02:36:43] Syndus_ Gimme an N

[02:37:03] Syndus_ Gimme an I

[02:37:18] Syndus_ Gimme a G

[02:37:44] Syndus_ Gimme an ERIA!

[02:41:43] Syndus_ Look up schmeloff

[02:57:12] Syndus_ Schmeeloff actually

[02:57:35] Syndus_ One of my old steam accounts

[03:07:32] Syndus_ Read me a bedtime story

[03:09:30] Syndus_ .imdb basket case

[03:10:14] Syndus_ Yw^

[03:10:54] Syndus_ I gotta get up at 4am again, tomorrow is my Friday

[03:11:58] Syndus_ I work two jobs

[03:12:17] Syndus_ I get days off every two weeks

[03:13:01] Syndus_ I don't need two jobs but...I don't plan on working the rest of my life

[03:13:50] Syndus_ But your case is a basket

[03:14:25] Syndus_ Omg a square rectangle

[03:15:02] Syndus_ That would be Bermuda

[03:17:32] Syndus_ You spunkbubble you're gonna break it

[03:17:42] Syndus_ Knock it off

[03:18:27] Syndus_ That was the joke

[03:19:47] Syndus_ Serion: b4 I head to bed, wanna see a magic trick I've perfected over irc?

[03:20:01] Syndus_ No

[03:20:04] Syndus_ Ok

[03:20:22] Syndus_ Imagine a deck of cards in my hands

[03:20:48] Syndus_ Pick any card, turn it over, memorize the card and put it back in the deck

[03:20:58] Syndus_ Don't tell me

[03:21:21] Syndus_ Ok

[03:21:26] Syndus_ Now look at me

[03:21:31] Syndus_ Look at me

[03:21:37] Syndus_ .......

[03:21:53] Syndus_ Now reach up your ass

[03:22:03] Syndus_ DEEPER

[03:22:15] Syndus_ Was that your card?

[03:22:23] Syndus_ Serion

[03:22:33] Syndus_ Lol

[03:22:45] Syndus_ Jack of hearts

[03:22:55] Syndus_ 2 of farts

[03:23:24] Syndus_ It's that David Blaine bit from oooold south park

[03:23:39] Syndus_ He does it to jimbo

[03:24:06] Syndus_ Foxy keep it up, I'll slap ya right in the penis

[03:24:26] Syndus_ I'm usually opped

[03:24:29] Syndus_ Lol

[03:24:53] Syndus_ Laters

[03:25:37] Syndus_ Deadwood

[03:26:05] Syndus_ .W 57732

[03:26:48] Syndus_ You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards

[11:02:20] Syndus_ Man, I've got this lump of an infection in my gum line again, below where I got a molar knocked out, the root needs extracted. I can barely open my mouth to talk.

[11:02:52] Syndus_ Shit hurts

[11:14:07] Syndus_ Well beyond that, it's under the gums, I need surgery

[11:14:17] Syndus_ Just been putting it off

[11:14:29] Syndus_ I'm already on it

[11:14:46] Syndus_ It's gum pain

[11:14:52] Syndus_ The tooth is gone

[11:15:06] Syndus_ It's an exposed dieing root

[11:15:19] Syndus_ And the gums healing over

[11:15:32] Syndus_ I've delt with it b4

[11:15:59] Syndus_ Need my gums cut open, and the dead root pulled out

[11:16:14] Syndus_ Making one today

[11:16:24] Syndus_ Ty

[11:16:37] Syndus_ The root is a nerve

[11:16:42] Syndus_ Lol

[11:17:03] Syndus_ I've got shark teeth lol, nothing new for me

[11:27:26] Syndus_ !Bang

[11:27:35] Syndus_ !bang

[12:00:10] Syndus_ Boners

[16:02:08] Syndus_ Yo

[16:03:10] Syndus_ I got more than 5 hours of sleep today 😀

[16:06:07] Syndus_ Stfu dude

[16:06:32] Syndus_ Jeezys ya spaz

[16:09:40] Syndus_ Hey, one of you needs to come over here and pity fuck me tonight so I have an excuse to make eggs tomorrow morning.

[16:09:53] Syndus_ Lol

[16:14:10] Syndus_ Wtf did I wake up to in here

[16:14:43] Syndus_ This whole room is like the Don Glover showing up with pizza and seeing fire meme

[16:15:19] Syndus_ But you're not kids

[16:16:01] Syndus_ You're all aliens with spaids, that's space aids btw

[16:16:14] Syndus_ Gtfo my earth

[16:16:26] Syndus_ I'll call goku

[16:16:32] Syndus_ I mean it

[16:17:11] Syndus_ Lol

[16:17:25] Syndus_ I just woke up, sucking on my bong

[16:17:45] Syndus_ Nope

[16:18:51] Syndus_ Like I'd pass up my sweet nugs for for some tootsie rolled sheep shit covered 3 inch swollen screaming whiskey soaked knob

[16:19:00] Syndus_ Lol

[16:29:52] Syndus_ https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/NQy95lXf/RDT_20230807_1027558392075995141711751.jpg

[16:32:02] Syndus_ Lex: has nice boobs now

[16:32:20] Syndus_ Kodak

[16:32:48] Syndus_ Lolwut

[16:33:11] Syndus_ Okies

[16:33:44] Syndus_ I was wake n baking and earlier

[16:33:55] Syndus_ Break from the rain

[16:34:18] Syndus_ It can't rain all the time ; )

[16:35:14] Syndus_ Lol

[16:37:18] Syndus_ Adopted?

[16:37:36] Syndus_ Heavy flow day?

[16:37:47] Syndus_ Lol

[16:38:15] Syndus_ Serion

[16:38:24] Syndus_ Homework assignment

[16:38:34] Syndus_ Look up amdusias

[16:38:41] Syndus_ On wiki

[18:36:43] Syndus_ You guys want to see my only fans?

[18:36:56] Syndus_ https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/jVUNAdbj/RDT_20230807_1236273635087171592512552.jpg

[18:37:50] Syndus_ Serion want a laugh?

[18:38:04] Syndus_ Look up nihilist Arby's

[18:38:15] Syndus_ It's funny

[18:39:53] Syndus_ Lol

[18:40:13] Syndus_ Less lethal weapon 2

[18:40:41] Syndus_ Hey kid, I'm a computer

[18:41:00] Syndus_ Help computer

[22:42:26] Syndus_ Another cold rainy day

[22:42:50] Syndus_ I bought stuff to make rice krispy treats

[22:45:09] Syndus_ With mnms

[22:45:41] Syndus_ No

[22:46:03] Syndus_ Fuckin traffic on 14a is terrible

[22:46:43] Syndus_ Hate to break a tea, but most bikers are the pain i* t** a**

[22:48:59] Syndus_ And more than once a year. I always have to remind at least one. The golden rule around here don't f*** with the locals.

[22:51:03] Syndus_ Lol

[23:04:43] Syndus_ Hi alive

[23:06:51] Syndus_ Wait

[23:06:53] Syndus_ ...

[23:08:46] Syndus_ It feels gooood

[23:08:53] Syndus_ I just did it

[23:09:13] Syndus_ Got two new better jobs in under 48 hrs

[23:09:31] Syndus_ Paid more to do less

[23:14:31] Syndus_ Me or him?

[23:14:43] Syndus_ Oh

[23:15:43] Syndus_ I shot a squirrel with a nail gun once

[23:16:09] Syndus_ Then I cried and drove it to the vet on my bike and got laughed at

[23:16:21] Syndus_ I think I was like 10

[23:16:50] Syndus_ Mmhmm lol

[23:17:30] Syndus_ I've been shooting since I was a kid at ranges actually, I own three firearms. I don't care for them though

[23:17:49] Syndus_ Archery too

[23:17:59] Syndus_ Thar I love ^

[23:18:03] Syndus_ That*

[23:18:11] Syndus_ Bobby pins lol

[23:18:55] Syndus_ I want to sleep with a hot armless archer woman that does it with her feet, that shit is hot

[23:19:02] Syndus_ XD

[23:19:43] Syndus_ Lol I dunno, I look at some athletes sometimes and notice odd things

[23:20:05] Syndus_ Like you can just tell if they're fun or not

[23:20:30] Syndus_ Remember that Australian track runner's warm up?

[23:20:40] Syndus_ Bouncy smiles

[23:27:57] Syndus_ Found it

[23:28:03] Syndus_ Michelle jenneke

[23:28:16] Syndus_ https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/jHxiHvIP/michelle-jenneke.gif

[23:28:49] Syndus_ That poor teen girl in the back

[23:29:05] Syndus_ I think there's two of em and they look so pissed and awkward

[23:36:04] Syndus_ Mmhmm

[23:36:08] Syndus_ Rawr

[23:36:23] Syndus_ I need to get laid

[23:38:03] Syndus_ Need to meet a random stranger with my same horny disposition of guilt free casual sex with a local 🙃

[23:38:23] Syndus_ Lol 50 first dates style

[23:38:34] Syndus_ Hi irish666 o/

[23:38:55] Syndus_ Through the winning droves of lesbian butts nineties jeans probably but I don't want to spend money to go do it.

[23:39:11] Syndus_ All of them are downtown you can't fit an ant on the sidewalk right now

[23:39:25] Syndus_ I went to the dispensary earlier in. It took me forty five minutes just to go twelve blocks

[23:40:36] Syndus_ I chamber my roaches for such an occasion

[23:41:18] Syndus_ So you have that sticky black tar bag of 5 to 6 times chambered weed when you run out

[23:41:34] Syndus_ Mmm mmmm bitch

[23:42:03] Syndus_ I can show you how to make it

[23:43:03] Syndus_ Dabbing up your joints isn't bad either.

[23:43:51] Syndus_ I just dip my papers in it

[23:44:14] Syndus_ Rosin is easy to low double boil

[23:44:23] Syndus_ 😉

[23:46:49] Syndus_ Oi

[23:47:36] Syndus_ these are great for rosin kief balls and hash https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/fMKNgEX9/irccloudcapture3123491970870314006.jpg

[23:48:00] Syndus_ Basically a crack pipe but, not for crack lol

[23:48:40] Syndus_ Lol it's a glass bat

[23:48:59] Syndus_ No I don't fuck around with rocks lol just green

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