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[09:47:09] ysalamiri =p

[09:47:28] ysalamiri heya

[09:47:31] ysalamiri hows it going?

[09:47:54] ysalamiri skiving on irc ya mean lol

[09:48:13] ysalamiri oh, im not a gamer, nac what that is

[09:49:04] ysalamiri i been grabbing a couple of shifts too, i've came to the realisation i feckin hate work

[09:49:15] ysalamiri too old n grumpy, should be outlawed.

[09:49:44] ysalamiri nah im somewhat retired, just helping a mate out with joiner stuff

[09:49:58] ysalamiri great money on the side

[09:50:05] ysalamiri he is, im not

[09:50:16] ysalamiri carpentry

[09:50:59] ysalamiri the dude was a heroin addict last 3 decades, one of his mates mum won the lottery and left him a bzness unit full of tools

[09:51:30] ysalamiri so he said to the sons, "gimme 2-3 weeks to get off all the drugs im on and i'll go back to work"

[09:51:33] ysalamiri so far so good

[09:52:02] ysalamiri he's basically paying me to crack jokes and smack him if he gets the urge to revert to type.

[09:52:13] ysalamiri whats your occupation?

[10:00:09] ysalamiri ahha

[10:02:07] ysalamiri i can debug code but not create it

[11:00:18] ysalamiri gm

[11:23:01] ysalamiri ahoy hoy, hows tricks

[11:23:26] ysalamiri zoiks

[11:23:34] ysalamiri wake n bake prolly slay ya

[11:24:13] ysalamiri half a doob of green and i forget me own name rofl

[11:24:41] ysalamiri too strong, bring back solid hash

[11:25:08] ysalamiri although i stopped toking hash yrs ago then got into growing green as a hobby

[11:25:37] ysalamiri can stil get it here, usually pollen, but its way too pricey =/

[11:26:01] ysalamiri i still got about a half oz of green for emergencies

[11:26:30] ysalamiri sis and bro in law gave it up at crimbo, they dont miss it at all after a lifetime of toking.

[11:26:44] ysalamiri just becomes a habbit i guess

[11:27:34] ysalamiri aye bro - ye need to eat

[11:27:40] ysalamiri no work today?

[11:28:14] ysalamiri more lawyers to annoy

[11:29:07] ysalamiri trying to think of a good hangover cure for ya, i seldom got hungover cos i was always pished

[11:29:24] ysalamiri valium? eat and sleep, but u cant

[11:29:55] ysalamiri oj and a bacon roll

[11:30:10] ysalamiri ah xanax sell for a bomb here

[11:30:37] ysalamiri whisky tea? dang

[11:30:46] ysalamiri u must have gaelic dna in ya

[11:32:04] ysalamiri i cant get rid of this thirst

[11:32:27] ysalamiri i been fine for ages too, but boom the min i woke this morn, hit me

[11:32:51] ysalamiri if i fell in a distillery, it would take u weeks to get me out of it.

[11:33:13] ysalamiri olredi gubbed 30mg librium and 20mg valium

[11:33:27] ysalamiri its not tho

[11:34:25] ysalamiri i have secret squirrel stash of lorazepam, i may take 1mg just to put me under

[11:34:32] ysalamiri but i wanna play triv too

[11:34:34] ysalamiri what to do..

[11:34:49] ysalamiri aye man, i know i cant undo 3 months sobreity

[11:35:00] ysalamiri aint that the truth

[11:35:21] ysalamiri oh i can assure u it will, sobriety is unnatural.

[11:35:42] ysalamiri but u not as deep in it as i was

[11:35:51] ysalamiri u be okay

[11:36:08] ysalamiri solid?

[11:36:23] ysalamiri on whut eggzactly

[11:36:32] ysalamiri a wee bairn eh lol

[11:36:48] ysalamiri on 40% yaks?

[11:37:19] ysalamiri so whisky n beer to pass time

[11:37:32] ysalamiri yep, bet ya liver hates ya lol

[11:37:41] ysalamiri mine still hates me rofl

[11:37:50] ysalamiri try n eat tho

[11:38:00] ysalamiri u know the score

[11:38:07] ysalamiri ^5

[11:43:06] ysalamiri scoreboard got wiped in another chan on another net

[11:43:35] ysalamiri so i had to regain top on 1 nick, now getting a 2nd nick to #2 lol

[11:43:48] ysalamiri you too mucker

[11:49:37] ysalamiri ~ :) ~

[13:01:09] ysalamiri rofl

[13:01:37] ysalamiri wb wildting2

[13:01:51] ysalamiri !chicken toastie

[13:02:10] ysalamiri sometimes its a good thing to forfet passwd's

[13:02:15] ysalamiri forget*

[13:02:56] ysalamiri sec, i need to scan for brain 1st

[13:03:10] ysalamiri $brain found - scanning for bars

[13:03:14] ysalamiri gm foxy

[13:03:39] ysalamiri aww, im a boy, i love it when i meet pensioners in shops and they call me son, i feel 40 again rofl

[13:04:42] ysalamiri hows foxy today?

[13:04:59] ysalamiri ah she was +b earlier

[13:05:16] ysalamiri very thirsty and full of benzos, okay i guess ty

[13:05:32] ysalamiri oh lily is gossipgirl?

[13:06:06] ysalamiri [13:06] * powermail (uid385576@Rizon-6198E4C4.uxbridge.irccloud.com) Quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)

[13:06:06] ysalamiri [13:07] * Rizon sets mode: +b *!*@D3E57118.18BCFB63.BC981D16.IP

[13:06:06] ysalamiri [13:05] <gossipgirl> This weeks edition of gossip girl https://ibb.co/pKJcNpG

[13:06:06] ysalamiri [13:07] * gossipgirl was kicked by Rizon (Watch your language!)

[13:06:28] ysalamiri kurt prvmsg me a few days ago out the clear blue

[13:06:39] ysalamiri i know

[13:06:49] ysalamiri does travis and ellis still play irc?

[13:07:18] ysalamiri lily has a thing for anope

[13:07:42] ysalamiri nothing bad actually, just asking how i am, we yapped for 20 that was about it

[13:08:22] ysalamiri says hes working as a mechanic or somat

[13:08:34] ysalamiri what nick?

[13:08:53] ysalamiri kk

[13:09:13] ysalamiri hit n run

[13:09:27] ysalamiri i know him

[13:09:35] ysalamiri half lamer half not..

[13:10:07] ysalamiri lmao

[13:10:23] ysalamiri gotta chuckle

[13:11:11] ysalamiri vae prolly waiting on the ships coming in, to greet the sailors

[13:12:48] ysalamiri lmao

[13:12:54] ysalamiri aint that the truth..

[13:14:44] ysalamiri irish still dreaming of android sheep methinx

[13:14:52] ysalamiri not saw him speak yet

[13:14:56] ysalamiri lazy gobshyte.

[13:15:42] ysalamiri aye like that stops him irc from work..

[13:17:07] ysalamiri lmao

[13:20:58] ysalamiri u folk are nuts with this duck

[13:39:23] ysalamiri i've met a few folk from irc irl

[14:06:46] ysalamiri lol heya phonekait

[14:07:31] ysalamiri hows u today

[14:09:18] ysalamiri a nice cuppa tea fixes a lot =x

[14:25:47] ysalamiri emaaan: well ive no booze so yer shit out of luck there.

[14:26:17] ysalamiri heh

[15:26:06] ysalamiri heya g

[16:06:29] ysalamiri ;olx

[16:06:47] ysalamiri <m0n> wipe my chin off all the way to the bank bebe <--- LoL

[16:07:10] ysalamiri .quote add <m0n> wipe my chin off all the way to the bank bebe <--- kekeke

[16:07:31] ysalamiri LOL

[16:07:47] ysalamiri heyas Hotties

[16:15:03] ysalamiri !os akill add DuckHunt

[16:15:05] ysalamiri lolx

[16:15:10] ysalamiri feckin duck

[16:15:29] ysalamiri duck laughing at ye all

[16:15:43] ysalamiri dick cheney style

[16:16:13] ysalamiri thank fook for trivia, all i can say.

[16:16:50] ysalamiri relay.tcl

[16:17:16] ysalamiri Saphir is a blakbelt at this Tintle

[16:17:31] ysalamiri crap at trivia thank goodness.

[16:18:06] ysalamiri relay links & exit bans?

[16:18:26] ysalamiri exit ban == a +bequiet

[16:18:45] ysalamiri Tintle: ddos em, then rejoin channie

[16:18:52] ysalamiri drop em

[16:20:27] ysalamiri i am lol

[16:20:40] ysalamiri or an ask oper to empty channie..

[16:20:58] ysalamiri but opers will be opers (chan issue not network one, so feck off).

[16:21:33] ysalamiri i have similar issue on here, my David nick is being used by someone solely to annoy me

[16:21:45] ysalamiri small matter

[16:22:00] ysalamiri ye phish, any phish

[16:22:06] ysalamiri phish off

[16:29:14] ysalamiri aha (no pun intended), i treat all ppl as ppl

[16:29:45] ysalamiri hold on, got stuff happening elsewhere

[16:40:40] ysalamiri <%DickCheney> Only the protestants right? <--- i protest that.

[16:57:11] ysalamiri yeah lemme get right on that..

[16:57:20] ysalamiri sup Peorth

[16:58:10] ysalamiri akk the chat channies im in is stealing points from variius trivia scoreboards

[16:58:17] ysalamiri !tea Peorth

[16:58:27] ysalamiri its bloody annoying

[16:58:48] ysalamiri no bread?

[16:58:56] ysalamiri always toast n beans

[16:59:07] ysalamiri ah, another lazy gibshyte lol

[16:59:25] ysalamiri whaaaaaaaaat

[16:59:35] ysalamiri sign me up, ive a monster due to drop

[16:59:49] ysalamiri mat break the porcelain.

[16:59:52] ysalamiri may*

[16:59:55] ysalamiri LOL

[17:01:08] ysalamiri i was chef for 7 yrs

[17:01:14] ysalamiri lol login

[17:01:25] ysalamiri foxy ignoring my prvmsg

[17:01:32] ysalamiri pesky foxes

[17:02:03] ysalamiri lucky i forgot dahell i was prvmsg u for

[17:02:08] ysalamiri i saw that

[17:02:22] ysalamiri so put the kettle on lol

[17:02:30] ysalamiri i try not to tell anybody anything

[17:02:34] ysalamiri i'll ask lol

[17:02:44] ysalamiri yay

[17:03:00] ysalamiri lets invade foxy's gaff, she has food.

[17:20:19] ysalamiri fish, barrel?

[17:20:23] ysalamiri .quote add <&phonekait> Because ComputerTech touches himself at night.

[18:14:23] ysalamiri heyas MonkeySays

[18:14:58] ysalamiri Serion a squirrel farter

[18:15:21] ysalamiri .quote add <@Serion> salam a maleko

[18:15:30] ysalamiri u can fkn read innit

[18:15:36] ysalamiri :P

[18:15:39] ysalamiri sup

[18:15:50] ysalamiri 8 days a week

[18:15:56] ysalamiri lol

[18:16:03] ysalamiri =D

[18:16:18] ysalamiri can i go back to failing at triv again

[18:16:32] ysalamiri heyas :D

[18:17:02] ysalamiri MonkeySays: word to the wise, most here are bonkers, if u get insulted, insuket em back

[18:17:10] ysalamiri well, there

[18:17:20] ysalamiri well, there's only so much salami to go around ya know..

[18:17:22] ysalamiri heheh

[18:17:42] ysalamiri as confucious said "im confused"

[18:18:14] ysalamiri ah thruth channie, yeah if u actually need to create a channie called that - error

[18:19:01] ysalamiri i feel like bombing paris, but not sure em snail munchers would feel about that.

[18:19:04] ysalamiri dum de dum

[18:19:13] ysalamiri no wait, moscow!

[18:19:18] ysalamiri bwahaha

[18:19:50] ysalamiri i'd bomb belfast but they used to that malarkey

[18:19:54] ysalamiri pesky irish.

[18:20:09] ysalamiri !toastie

[18:20:25] ysalamiri u2 in cahoots?

[18:20:33] ysalamiri careful icarus

[19:22:07] ysalamiri eek an irish

[19:22:15] ysalamiri sup

[19:22:43] ysalamiri <&Serion> fucking rekt <--- mad wae it, oan it like a car bonnet

[19:22:58] ysalamiri emaaan: yer monkeys a deckchair.

[19:23:32] ysalamiri whuts speshul about /scid -a amsg hello ?

[19:23:47] ysalamiri reply to ct

[19:23:55] ysalamiri ct: ssdd

[19:24:01] ysalamiri u say

[19:27:23] ysalamiri .quote add <emaaan> ComputerTech you should start your own android irc client, with hookers and blackjack

[19:27:30] ysalamiri aint dat the truth.

[19:28:09] ysalamiri just be u

[19:28:24] ysalamiri cos nobody rly gives a toss

[19:28:45] ysalamiri irish olredi dreaming abt sheep hookahz

[19:28:50] ysalamiri and so am i tbh

[19:28:59] ysalamiri kekeke

[19:29:01] ysalamiri ok lor

[19:29:32] ysalamiri drop the caps

[19:30:13] ysalamiri HelderHeid: my name is david

[19:30:21] ysalamiri most folk call me salami

[19:30:30] ysalamiri i am?

[19:30:36] ysalamiri heard it

[19:30:45] ysalamiri LoL

[19:31:52] ysalamiri sonic the barbarian

[19:32:01] ysalamiri no wait, that was just a dream..

[19:32:42] ysalamiri arnold swarzzesquirrel

[19:33:42] ysalamiri twinkle twinkle little star.

[19:34:05] ysalamiri composed when he was four/five? a whole compilation of 5 notes

[19:34:14] ysalamiri yeah leave foxy alone, she

[19:34:20] ysalamiri yeah leave foxy alone, she's daft enuff eler

[19:34:35] ysalamiri beethoven however..

[19:34:44] ysalamiri emaaan: me? i used to be

[19:34:47] ysalamiri no box atm

[19:34:55] ysalamiri i do miss my eggies

[19:35:10] ysalamiri owh

[19:46:07] ysalamiri lmao

[19:46:13] ysalamiri no mercy in here huh

[19:46:45] ysalamiri u can read

[19:47:13] ysalamiri well, belfast.. mperhaps not heheh

[19:50:43] ysalamiri cheers bigears

[19:50:56] ysalamiri so, do u dream of android sheep

[19:51:13] ysalamiri if u do, pay reny madafakah, cos flossie is mine!

[20:18:27] ysalamiri its called achmed v5 with go-faster stripes.

[20:18:51] ysalamiri lmao

[20:19:03] ysalamiri your proper nuts hey

[20:45:42] ysalamiri ah u playing network triviabot?

[20:45:48] ysalamiri i have that on iggy

[20:46:00] ysalamiri lol

[20:46:25] ysalamiri contemplating sleep over trivia points.

[20:47:07] ysalamiri lmao

[20:47:16] ysalamiri nah tat one landed cul

[20:47:31] ysalamiri caps still lame h/e

[20:47:46] ysalamiri i rest my case.

[20:48:18] ysalamiri jodie fosters left nipple is larger than her right one.

[20:48:21] ysalamiri -ahem-

[20:48:34] ysalamiri !cheese toastie

[20:48:45] ysalamiri man, this chan is distracting as fluck

[20:49:04] ysalamiri h4: engrish in channie plz daer asl lah

[20:49:38] ysalamiri i hope u are playing trivia and not all going nuts at the same time.

[21:07:59] ysalamiri Alicia Christian Foster

[21:08:02] ysalamiri heathens.

[21:08:16] ysalamiri jodie foster.

[21:08:41] ysalamiri paris

[21:08:46] ysalamiri what u arguing abt?

[21:08:53] ysalamiri 3 x10 exp 8

[21:09:01] ysalamiri oh, she's dead, have at it

[21:09:38] ysalamiri oh u guys still playing trivia?

[21:09:57] ysalamiri cos u talk gibberish all the time regardless

[21:10:18] ysalamiri jodie foster

[21:10:28] ysalamiri ..ignore -r trivia

[21:10:32] ysalamiri ya right

[21:10:33] ysalamiri keke

[21:10:43] ysalamiri oo i saw def lep live

[21:10:47] ysalamiri awesome band

[21:10:58] ysalamiri pour some sugar

[21:11:03] ysalamiri pyromania

[21:11:12] ysalamiri i didnt do it ghostnode

[21:11:45] ysalamiri lol miami vice

[21:11:55] ysalamiri anyone recall moonlighting?

[21:12:55] ysalamiri i hope ur playing trivia or i may need to invite a psychiatrist in here.

[21:13:05] ysalamiri and i actually know one.

[21:13:25] ysalamiri h4: your a lamer

[21:17:32] ysalamiri ty kind sir

[21:24:21] ysalamiri <-- top kek at trivia, or Phoenix

[21:24:31] ysalamiri heh.

[21:24:52] ysalamiri ./join #haventrivia play that bot

[21:25:05] ysalamiri see how u get on with a real trivbot.

[21:25:15] ysalamiri not shitt 99 q netbot.

[21:25:21] ysalamiri heheh

[21:25:38] ysalamiri no takers?

[21:25:54] ysalamiri like to SHOUT but no follow through

[21:26:13] ysalamiri yeah cos i know all the answers, 99 Qs == $doh

[21:26:17] ysalamiri try a real bot.

[21:26:23] ysalamiri still no takers?

[21:26:42] ysalamiri #haventr5ivia is easiest bit there is on here.

[21:26:53] ysalamiri - typos

[21:26:54] ysalamiri lol

[21:30:23] ysalamiri okay, who showed donkey pr0n to h4?

[21:30:25] ysalamiri hands up

[21:30:38] ysalamiri lmao

[23:03:56] ysalamiri say no

[23:21:21] ysalamiri aw man i need to watch that movie again

[23:21:25] ysalamiri Fensta

[23:22:02] ysalamiri i Had the dvd dbl disc set and still couldnt figure the movie out

[23:49:11] ysalamiri nice tits Serion

[23:50:00] ysalamiri the day i click on a url from irc is the day i quit

[23:50:19] ysalamiri although there are exceptions..

[23:53:15] ysalamiri sup with the ghey caps

[23:53:47] ysalamiri we can read better if ye dun shout :)

[23:54:40] ysalamiri guess im getting too old and grumpy, but using caps is considered as shouting.

[23:55:32] ysalamiri altho it does help me read better as my eyesight is going wonky.

[23:59:52] ysalamiri cant beat a good cuppa tea

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