Thursday, August 24, 2023
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DuckHunt
[Duck Hunt commands] !help, !bang, !reload, !shop, !topduck, !duckstats, !lastduck
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Syndus_
They made me their king for saying it
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Syndus_
Charles Martinaaaaaay
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Internets
:: YouTube Uni edit (Vengaboys - Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!) :: (00:27) :: Views 170,404 :: Rating [+] 9,367 likes [+] 9,367 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Rizon
set mode +ao Kuro-chan Kuro-chan
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Kuro-chan
joined #computertech
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn18.986s, which makes you a total of 314 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down a golden duck in 2.974s, which makes you a total of 315 ducks (including 75 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [44 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down a golden duck in 6.421s, which makes you a total of 316 ducks (including 76 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [68 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 8.19s, which makes you a total of 317 ducks (including 77 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [44 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for peorth: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/1 | charg.: 5/5 | jammed: no (24 times) | confisc.: no (21 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 4302 xp | lvl 28 (duck wrecker) / 38 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 85.65% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 91% | effectiv. of fire: 75% | gun reliability: 99% | armor: 67% | deflection: 40%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.002s | average react. time: 1mn29.728s | 317 ducks (incl. 77 golden ducks) | 101 misses | 14 accidents | 43 empty shots | 7 wild shots | 418 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 2 stray bullets from which 1 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] 4-leaf clover / Sunglasses / Expl. ammo
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LimitServ
set mode +l 240
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Rizon
set mode +v MonkeySays
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 57.687s, which makes you a total of 318 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: foxy with 5423 xp | peorth with 4313 xp | esjay with 1251 xp | logout with 1236 xp | serion with 1130 xp
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foxy
i have a tooth ache
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Syndus_
rubs a delicious juicy porkxhop on fox's head
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Syndus_
I hope this works
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Kuro-chan
holds out arms for foxy
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
SerionTarkov > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.507s, which makes you a total of 4 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
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G-h0st
joined #computertech
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DuckHunt
SerionTarkov > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 44.15s, which makes you a total of 5 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Syndus_
And now I will perform the the best of Phil Collins and Kenny G in an orchestral jazz fusion that will you will feel deep inside of your, pushing against your heart and your prostate.
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foxy
thank you
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Syndus_
flies away
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Sympus
Guys,who was that masked man?!
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Sympus
Wooow, that's a magical guy
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ComputerTech
blinks
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Kuro-chan
crawls up behind foxy and resumes brushing her hair
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tr
[S] <Malevolence> yo
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Aarons
Kuro-chan you was holding her arm not brushing her hair.
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Kuro-chan
I can still brush foxy hair :(
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Kuro-chan
It should be brushed, regularly
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Aarons
but you said resumes :(
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Aarons
what happened in the said what 10 mins
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Aarons
did you guys already hit foreplay and ended with brushing her hair?
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Aarons
because without content in between the lines
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End3r
ComputerTech fucks sheep
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End3r
sheep fucker
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End3r
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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End3r
sup Colby
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End3r
been busy
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Aarons
i should sue them
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End3r
actually watching the Tucker Trump interview
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End3r
well, listening
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End3r
My new computer came in
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Syndus_
I heard key and peele aren't even black or two people, they're both just Fred savage
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Syndus_
The best method actor ever
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Syndus_
He did all of get out
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End3r
I have it updating in the other room, it is going to be my main machine
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End3r
I even bought a new monitor for it.
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End3r
that is the monitor
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End3r
I plan on purchasing 2 more
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End3r
I gotta clean my desk tomorrow, then I will be mounting the machine on the back of the main monitor, and then will add the other two
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
End3r > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.302s, which makes you a total of 3 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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\g
Needs an ultrawide
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\g
tosses 27" in the trash
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ComputerTech
slaps g
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End3r
3 of those monitors is all I need
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\g
punches CT
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ComputerTech
set mode +q End3r
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\g
what kind of setup do you have
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\g
if that is your real name
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\g
cholby tech
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End3r
He has the sheep9000
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\g
cholby tech
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ComputerTech
but never got around to getting a proper PC in a while now
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ComputerTech
main problem was debating of building my own or just buying one
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\g
with a 4090 ti
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\g
do u even game
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End3r
going to go outside and hit my new hoss bong
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\g
and don't say truck simulator
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\g
you bastard
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tr
[S] <phish> lawn mower simulator
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\g
Get Armored Core VI when it comes out
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\g
Add me on 3DS
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tr
[S] <phish> should play DMZ
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\g
my name is jesusismyhomeboy316
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\g
I also have literally all 3ds games
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\g
digital copies
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\g
I grabed a New 2DS XL when Nintendo was selling them for $100 a piece
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\g
And proceeded to mod the shit out of it
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\g
I miss how easy it was to mod Nintendo shit
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Falkor
Aarons, Serion is right here!
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ComputerTech
Googles 2ds xl
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\g
It totally has a hinge
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\g
And you can totally break that hinge
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\g
I've seen that fix it guy on youtube fix a couple
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\g
I can't think of a handheld with no hinge
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\g
You're thinking of the 2DS
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\g
That ugly piece of shit
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tr
[S] <phish> gameboy, gameboy advance
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\g
I gave someone $100 so they wouldn't buy it
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\g
So they could afford a regular one
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\g
New 2DS XL is regular clamshell
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\g
Like the 3DS
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\g
Without the dumb 3D mechanic
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\g
I kept it off at all times on my 3DS LL
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\g
I loved that thing
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\g
Til it got stolen out of my car
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Internets
:: YouTube Battlefield 2 Road to Jalalabad Online 2023 Gameplay (No Commentary) :: (15:59) :: Views 950 :: Rating [+] 32 likes [+] 32 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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\g
I just had 1 3DS LL and the 2DS XL I got now
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\g
Those are probably like $20 on Amazon
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\g
They're super easy to mod
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\g
Put entire library on an HDD
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ComputerTech
i was considering of modifying my 3ds
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ComputerTech
the browser on the new 3ds xl was *chefs kiss*
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\g
Might as well
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tr
[S] <phish> this user from our network with mental illness has lost his mind and strictly talks to AI now RIP
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\g
eshop is gone right
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ComputerTech
i think i have a good bookmark of the modification
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\g
it's probably easy to find on gbatemp
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ComputerTech
anyways, yeah I'd like to buy a switch too
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ComputerTech
although i heard they suck comparison to the 3ds
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ComputerTech
the graphics are better tho apparently
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wez
Mornin' gang!
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\g
Zelda Breath of the Wild was excellent
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tr
[S] <phish> yeah i played the shit out of that
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\g
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom just came out but I guarantee it'll win game of the year 2023
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ComputerTech
\g, super smash bros available on switch?
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wez
ComputerTech: <3
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tr
[S] <phish> duh?
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\g
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
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\g
80 playable characters I think
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tr
[S] <phish> its like their flagship game rofl
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\g
Biggest roster sof ar
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\g
Definitive Smash Bros experience
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wez
What is good about Zelda again? I never got into it.
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\g
I'm not super into the franchise so I don't really know either
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\g
Breath of the Wild was my first game and I enjoyed it, but I like a lot of open world games
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ComputerTech
i'm more into super smash bros or mario kart
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\g
Where you're free to explore as you please
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tr
[S] <phish> its just a nice open world choose your path like dark souls except it doesn't make you suicidal
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wez
ComputerTech: Lord of the Rings elf? Or Harry Potter Dobby Elf?
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\g
Mario Kart 8 DX on Switch is still getting support
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\g
The game is huge
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ComputerTech
man i used to be so good at mario kart 7
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wez
ComputerTech: Zelda looks more like a hobbit
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\g
Zelda pointy eared characters aren't really elves
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\g
They just have pointy ears
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ComputerTech
i wonder if the online option still exists
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tr
[S] <phish> and giant cocks
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tr
[S] <phish> wc
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wez
\g: They are hobbits
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\g
.kb ComputerTech
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tr
[S] <phish> !lastduck
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DuckHunt
The last duck has been seen 13 minutes and 55 seconds ago.
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qwertzuiop_
left #computertech
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wez
ComputerTech: MULTIDUCK!!!!!!!
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wez
(like multiball but with ducks that you shoot)
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\g
idk that's a tough one
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\g
probably Ryu
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
caplink > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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\g
Mario has weird toon force shit and fire flowers and invincibility stars
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DuckHunt
*BANG* xO' BobbyDrake just get shot by accident by caplink. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
caplink > You are not armed.
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[S] <phish> !reload
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DuckHunt
phish > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns caplink's gun to him.
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt
phish > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
caplink > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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tr
[S] <phish> !reload
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DuckHunt
phish > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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\g
Ryu's strongest attack is a hadoken that can't even kill people
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DuckHunt
caplink > You are not armed.
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\g
It's why you've never seen him in a Mortal Kombat game
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ComputerTech
\g, you ever played the android version of street fighter?
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\g
Mario sets bitches on fire with flowers
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DuckHunt
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\g
Touch screen fighting game?
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wez
\g: Mario for the win!
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DuckHunt
wez > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.77s, which makes you a total of 29 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
phish > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.
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tr
[T] <Ryu> what
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tr
[T] <Ryu> ComputerTech
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tr
[S] <phish> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[T] <Ryu> give me my @ bacdk Please
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wez
It's a trap!
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\g
Ryu would probably be near the bottom against a bunch of different fighting franchises where it'd be more fair too
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ComputerTech
Ryu, you have it, just identify probably
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tr
[T] <Ryu> !bang
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DuckHunt
ryu > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Aarons
Ryu you like the hls
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DuckHunt
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ComputerTech
checks technet
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DuckHunt
Aarons > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.497s, which makes you a total of 15 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
wez > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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wez
!rearm wez
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tr
[T] <Ryu> come on already ComputerTech yer already slacking on placing duckhunt in my room with a bot of its own
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ComputerTech
\g, you racist joe, you aren't on technet :(
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tr
[T] <@wez> Hai Ryu! :)
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tr
[T] <Ryu> hi wez
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\g
I haven't been on technet in 2 weeks
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\g
Shows how much you even go there
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tr
[T] <&Ryu> Thank You
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ComputerTech
I'll fly to California and dick slap you
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tr
[T] <@wez> D:
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\g
What even is the address
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\g
I remember it was something dimb
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\g
irc.technet.site
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SerionTarkov
im sure if he wants to experience getting hit by a thumb tack hell go the the stationary store
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tr
[T] <&Ryu> so is billy your comfort toy?
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\g
irc.technet.chat
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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tr
[T] <&Ryu> ah OK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 3.409s, which makes you a total of 319 ducks (including 78 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 29 (duck impaler). \_X< *KWAK* [56 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) | 13- Brush for gun (7 xp) | 14- Mirror
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DuckHunt
wez > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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Peorth
!shop 16 ComputerTech
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You throw a bucket of water on ComputerTech in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again.
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Peorth
cool down a little
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ComputerTech
pours snow over Peorth
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tr
[S] <phish> !shop 15 ComputerTech
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DuckHunt
phish > You throw a handful of sand in ComputerTech's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, thereby reducing by 50% the reliability of his gun for its next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 6 (duck hater).
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wez
Ireland summer snow :)
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foxy
passes out
