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[16:19:23] MasterKeef ....

[16:19:25] MasterKeef AS

[16:19:26] MasterKeef IF

[16:19:27] MasterKeef I DIDNT

[16:19:29] MasterKeef REGISTER IT

[16:20:21] MasterKeef https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/pkKaaSJC/

[16:20:23] MasterKeef wtf

[16:20:44] MasterKeef god damn nickserv

[16:20:49] MasterKeef No irccloud was being dumb h4

[16:21:15] MasterKeef my email?

[16:21:20] MasterKeef DLWest59@gmail.com

[16:21:46] MasterKeef > bitches assuming I'd tell anyone real info on the internet...

[16:22:06] MasterKeef :/

[16:22:12] MasterKeef fun fact

[16:22:23] MasterKeef that is my email but I re-arranged where the letters/numbers are

[16:23:16] MasterKeef sushi-chan: Hell

[16:23:56] MasterKeef why the fuck

[16:24:04] MasterKeef Does it says "Europe needs MasterKeef in Philly"

[16:24:07] MasterKeef the fuck is in Philly?

[16:24:23] MasterKeef will you

[16:24:24] MasterKeef fuck

[16:24:24] MasterKeef off

[16:24:28] MasterKeef you bloody wanker

[16:25:47] MasterKeef yay I'm registered now

[16:26:06] MasterKeef =|

[16:26:12] MasterKeef I'm going to ban that bot

[16:26:35] MasterKeef \g you hate euros like h4 too? I can relate

[16:26:55] MasterKeef h4 you're literally a euro

[16:27:06] MasterKeef EXACTLY

[16:27:10] MasterKeef =/

[16:27:17] MasterKeef euros > germany

[16:27:23] MasterKeef sushi-chan: see ya bud

[16:27:35] MasterKeef .halfop dyne

[16:28:00] MasterKeef God

[16:28:11] MasterKeef This room needs more organization.

[16:28:28] MasterKeef h4 fuck off Guns is what makes America the greatest country on earth.

[16:28:37] MasterKeef #1 in Education, War, Bitches, and food

[16:29:03] MasterKeef Hell yeah

[16:29:07] MasterKeef We got harvard

[16:29:08] MasterKeef yale

[16:29:20] MasterKeef Stanford

[16:29:26] MasterKeef Best damn schools

[16:30:20] MasterKeef <&h4> from dishwasher to indebted student <-- this is the most hurtful thing you've ever said, I'm going to need you to fucking apologize.

[16:31:09] MasterKeef man

[16:31:16] MasterKeef imagine if saudi oil didn't exist....

[16:31:19] MasterKeef So anyway

[16:31:22] MasterKeef what are yall doing

[16:31:34] MasterKeef > couple

[16:31:36] MasterKeef > years

[16:31:59] MasterKeef LOL

[16:32:07] MasterKeef for the BRICS the country club of nothing

[16:32:08] MasterKeef :/

[16:32:20] MasterKeef > fucking brics

[16:32:23] MasterKeef > african countries

[16:32:27] MasterKeef :/

[16:32:39] MasterKeef We'll do fine.

[16:32:50] MasterKeef The only concern I have for BRICS is Iran

[16:33:06] MasterKeef \g I love my gun too

[16:33:49] MasterKeef dyne Think Russia is coming out of U more powerful?

[16:34:18] MasterKeef dyne well when you both oppose human rights, not really :)

[16:34:31] MasterKeef ....

[16:34:34] MasterKeef the US

[16:34:37] MasterKeef Will not touch

[16:34:39] MasterKeef Mexico

[16:34:44] MasterKeef We're terrified of them -_-

[16:35:43] MasterKeef Peorth: unless his dick is in your anus right now, I ain't buying

[16:35:49] MasterKeef however

[16:35:54] MasterKeef I respect your authoritay

[16:36:15] MasterKeef Drugs are good

[16:36:24] MasterKeef I gope my doctor gives me my drugs soon

[16:36:47] MasterKeef lol

[16:37:00] MasterKeef I have this laptop that needs to go south...I should probably do my job...

[16:37:12] MasterKeef dyne: bruh deadass...

[16:37:35] MasterKeef I have a $4,000 bill, for a sleep aid, made of plastic...

[16:37:40] MasterKeef =|

[16:37:49] MasterKeef yes

[16:38:03] MasterKeef Fucking could have likely

[16:38:08] MasterKeef But the best fucking part...

[16:38:13] MasterKeef I lost it on vacation :)

[16:38:24] MasterKeef mhmm

[16:39:06] MasterKeef *Goes to other dentist* "Well Mr.Audi, uh, we can get you another one...but it's not made of acryllic, it'll just be soft plastic spacer for uh...$200?" Yes, I'm aware how fucked I am.

[16:39:40] MasterKeef DickCheney: I think of penis when I sleep, so I grind my teeth wanting more.

[16:39:44] MasterKeef Fucking jaw...man

[16:40:07] MasterKeef knew that was coming

[16:40:10] MasterKeef DON'T SAY CUMMING

[16:40:16] MasterKeef ...

[16:40:17] MasterKeef :/

[16:40:21] MasterKeef ih8u

[16:40:39] MasterKeef DickCheney: I DID AND FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS

[16:40:53] MasterKeef I mean

[16:41:29] MasterKeef In my old dentist's defense, the acrylic was far superior because it was already pre-molded DickCheney and I wore it during the day too.

[16:42:17] MasterKeef dyne: a doctor on youtube commented on that reddit post, and basically said she'd see a throat doctor very soon, because Mouth Germs + prolonged penis germs = bad throat infection.

[16:42:25] MasterKeef DickCheney: I don't only at night.

[16:42:44] MasterKeef yes

[16:43:11] MasterKeef I wish foxy were here to confirm the rumor that some females like to hold the rod during it's expulsion of bladder fluids.

[16:43:14] MasterKeef That's a weird one

[16:43:27] MasterKeef DickCheney: likely, debated not paying the bill, but #AmericanCredit

[16:43:46] MasterKeef lol

[16:43:57] MasterKeef She's going to pop in like "Wtf was I highlighted for"

[16:44:10] MasterKeef we <3 u foxy

[16:44:11] MasterKeef even h4

[16:46:14] MasterKeef DickCheney: you want my ex?

[16:46:35] MasterKeef H4 according to her fantasy of submission I guess

[16:46:42] MasterKeef DickCheney: question is still valid

[16:46:50] MasterKeef omfg

[16:47:01] MasterKeef bad it worker

[16:47:10] MasterKeef Left my damn laptop unlocked

[16:47:11] MasterKeef jesus

[16:47:21] MasterKeef :|

[16:47:42] MasterKeef stfu

[16:47:44] MasterKeef i hate you so much

[16:47:47] MasterKeef so damn much

[16:47:52] MasterKeef idk

[16:48:10] MasterKeef h4 people have died over sarcasm

[16:49:38] MasterKeef Wait what

[16:49:43] MasterKeef h4 I thought you were like 25....

[16:49:59] MasterKeef tf

[16:50:02] MasterKeef old ass mf

[16:50:18] MasterKeef fuck you

[16:50:21] MasterKeef switch the numbers

[16:50:33] MasterKeef yes

[16:50:54] MasterKeef How the fuck

[16:50:56] MasterKeef Did you get 32

[16:50:58] MasterKeef From 95?

[16:51:21] MasterKeef Why 95?

[16:51:42] MasterKeef Why 87...

[16:51:50] MasterKeef ohhhh

[16:51:53] MasterKeef From that email

[16:51:54] MasterKeef hahahah

[16:52:00] MasterKeef fuckin A

[16:52:13] MasterKeef ah shit yea you got me

[16:52:24] MasterKeef > early

[16:52:28] MasterKeef Implying I'm immature

[16:52:43] MasterKeef lol

[16:52:59] MasterKeef =/

[16:53:08] MasterKeef Alright your introspective fucker

[16:53:13] MasterKeef Get out of my head

[16:53:24] MasterKeef s/your/you

[16:53:40] MasterKeef you bastard, you already said my age

[16:53:44] MasterKeef h4 same

[16:53:49] MasterKeef sure

[16:53:50] MasterKeef 32

[16:53:52] MasterKeef I'm 32.

[16:54:05] MasterKeef oh god

[16:54:06] MasterKeef she's here

[16:54:13] MasterKeef always

[16:54:25] MasterKeef foxy likes whips and cherries

[16:54:28] MasterKeef And I love cherries

[16:54:37] MasterKeef Bro

[16:54:40] MasterKeef Im ugly af tbh

[16:54:44] MasterKeef I have nice arms though

[16:54:58] MasterKeef LOL

[16:55:19] MasterKeef foxy: some new guy apparently

[16:55:48] MasterKeef h4 I don't do that.

[16:55:52] MasterKeef -_-

[16:55:54] MasterKeef ugh

[16:55:56] MasterKeef We were having fun

[16:56:00] MasterKeef and one thing led to another

[16:56:16] MasterKeef .k dyne When she's gone I'll op.

[16:56:21] MasterKeef oooof

[16:56:23] MasterKeef I got REKT

[16:56:33] MasterKeef dyne

[16:56:34] MasterKeef Don't worry

[16:56:37] MasterKeef No ones going to kick you

[16:56:43] MasterKeef They're smarter then that.

[16:57:07] MasterKeef .deprotect

[16:57:09] MasterKeef .deop

[16:57:10] MasterKeef see

[16:57:14] MasterKeef Now were the same!

[16:57:14] MasterKeef :D

[16:57:20] MasterKeef CAN U

[16:57:21] MasterKeef FUCKING NOT

[16:57:39] MasterKeef This is why I don't come on IRC

[16:57:55] MasterKeef Last time I lifted my ass, my doctor was not amused.

[16:58:36] MasterKeef wtf is an SPF record and why am I being tasked with this

[16:58:38] MasterKeef ugh brb

[17:06:40] MasterKeef Alright, so anyway, Chik-Fil-A has a new cookie crumble shake

[17:06:42] MasterKeef mmm god

[17:10:29] MasterKeef :/

[17:10:41] MasterKeef Fuck your food pyramid

[17:16:42] MasterKeef ghey

[17:16:45] MasterKeef hi Kuro-chan

[17:17:02] MasterKeef What's for lunch today?

[17:23:11] MasterKeef Incorrect

[17:23:19] MasterKeef MasterKeef is the Lord of Marijuana.

[17:23:25] MasterKeef Audi is a Car.

[17:23:38] MasterKeef Do you mean?

[17:23:40] MasterKeef Or average?

[17:23:41] MasterKeef <3

[17:23:45] MasterKeef but

[17:23:46] MasterKeef HOW MUCH

[17:23:48] MasterKeef FOR A \G?

[17:24:06] MasterKeef Serion, we'll update after a restart.

[17:24:18] MasterKeef Plese do NOT

[17:24:20] MasterKeef PRESS THE POWER

[17:24:21] MasterKeef BUTTON

[17:24:41] MasterKeef Funny story from when I worked at Geek Squad

[17:24:58] MasterKeef Straight up yanked the memory from this lady's desktop as it was on and it made weird colors

[17:25:10] MasterKeef "Does it always do that sir? Like when it's infected?"

[17:25:15] MasterKeef *me realizing I pulled ram*

[17:25:17] MasterKeef "yep!"

[17:25:51] MasterKeef \g I was overqualified when I got my A+ applying for Burger king :P

[17:25:56] MasterKeef Serion: lol no reason to lie.

[17:26:05] MasterKeef It's not a dramatically wild story lol

[17:26:12] MasterKeef HEY

[17:26:13] MasterKeef HEY!!!

[17:26:22] MasterKeef MIKE MYERS IS A GREAT TEACHER

[17:26:27] MasterKeef YOU PUT RESPECT ON HIS NAME

[17:26:36] MasterKeef God I hated that fuck

[17:26:53] MasterKeef <3

[17:26:56] MasterKeef ilu2 bby

[17:27:05] MasterKeef \g $300 but got me a job

[17:27:09] MasterKeef Serion: apparently

[17:27:54] MasterKeef Certs =/= exp, nor someone's knowledge/skill level.

[17:28:09] MasterKeef I got the cert, but I feel confident I still knew what I was doing.

[17:28:10] MasterKeef Eh

[17:28:11] MasterKeef Not really.

[17:28:30] MasterKeef I'm a business owner running a CPA shop. Idk what the hell DNS/routers are

[17:28:35] MasterKeef But I know "Microsoft"

[17:28:39] MasterKeef and "Certified"

[17:29:10] MasterKeef I don't think getting every cert under the sun is a wise idea.

[17:29:15] MasterKeef But I don't think it'll "hurt you"

[17:31:24] MasterKeef omfg

[17:31:32] MasterKeef I hate impromptu Teams conf calls

[17:31:36] MasterKeef ugh

[17:31:50] MasterKeef lol no

[17:31:55] MasterKeef oh

[17:31:56] MasterKeef HAHAHA

[17:32:00] MasterKeef I just got your joke

[17:32:04] MasterKeef I'm slow

[17:33:28] MasterKeef bruh

[17:33:54] MasterKeef Put myself on mute and minimized the window

[17:34:04] MasterKeef Hopefully they don't call my name

[17:34:15] MasterKeef 4 including boss

[17:34:26] MasterKeef but its someone asking a "Hey what happens if I do this?"

[17:34:29] MasterKeef idfc

[17:35:04] MasterKeef Not being an ass, just isn't important

[17:38:02] MasterKeef that explains h4s life

[17:38:04] MasterKeef "Don't"

[17:38:30] MasterKeef foxy: gumbo you gorgeous stallion of a magnificent woman

[17:38:49] MasterKeef lmfao

[17:38:54] MasterKeef That's accurate for foxy

[17:38:56] MasterKeef "What"

[17:39:12] MasterKeef "Don't" foxy

[17:39:18] MasterKeef the apostrophe is hidden

[17:42:15] MasterKeef oh not that fuck

[17:45:04] MasterKeef hi hoice

[17:45:06] MasterKeef how ya doing

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