IRC Driven

[15:10:14] h4 !shop 2 HelderHeid

[15:10:21] h4 thanks DuckHunt!

[15:10:47] h4 it didn't work however

[15:10:51] h4 but m268b

[15:10:53] h4 just so you know

[15:10:56] h4 hi foxy

[15:11:11] h4 i have no idea

[15:11:58] h4 that code is just wow

[15:12:07] h4 i am still more than curious and would love to see it

[15:13:53] h4 !shop 15 HelderHeid

[15:13:54] h4 no clue

[15:14:18] h4 Serion: i visited the pony ranch today

[15:14:21] h4 and hugged a horse

[15:14:22] h4 does that count?

[15:16:02] h4 english please

[15:16:03] h4 or german

[15:16:07] h4 spanish if you must

[15:16:10] h4 but not this gibberish please

[15:16:44] h4 in de snuts

[15:16:54] h4 .t en de equines

[15:16:58] h4 oh wow

[15:17:02] h4 from what century is that?

[15:17:34] h4 .t de en Paarhufer

[15:17:43] h4 that sounds like a dinosaur

[15:18:02] h4 foxy: don't give him hope just to friendzone him

[15:18:41] h4 foxy: s/sweetheart/dickhead/

[15:18:52] h4 don't worry

[15:18:55] h4 you will find a guy

[15:18:58] h4 screw the ladies

[15:19:37] h4 hi Hotties o/

[15:19:52] h4 Serion: not to worry

[15:20:00] h4 with english like that i don't even want to see the picture

[15:20:15] h4 Serion: your eyes are glued to my ass

[15:20:18] h4 what the fuck are you talking about?

[15:20:32] h4 oh come on Serion

[15:20:34] h4 it just need a break

[15:20:38] h4 perhaps we get back together

[15:20:41] h4 it's not your fault

[15:20:43] h4 it's my fault

[15:20:56] h4 ranch

[15:20:58] h4 i said ranch

[15:21:07] h4 i hugged a pony

[15:21:09] h4 or horse

[15:21:11] h4 not sure

[15:21:17] h4 a horsey thing

[15:21:30] h4 no he submitted to a horses' dick

[15:21:32] h4 that's different

[15:21:41] h4 not sure if that pony had a dick though

[15:21:43] h4 i did not check

[15:22:02] h4 but it did good so i gave it the reassuring slap on the neck

[15:22:12] h4 then it seemed to cuddle with my chest

[15:22:14] h4 and i hugged it

[15:22:27] h4 the horse women seemed to approve

[15:22:38] h4 i acted as one would expect me to act on a pony ranch i guess

[15:22:43] h4 also good for me

[15:22:53] h4 i seem to be accepted among them now

[15:23:03] h4 they got horses too

[15:23:08] h4 Ponyhof!

[15:23:20] h4 wdym what kind of pony?

[15:23:29] h4 a horse just smaller than a regular horse

[15:23:35] h4 halb 9

[15:23:37] h4 halb 8

[15:23:37] h4 :D

[15:23:56] h4 don't ask about the quarters

[15:24:07] h4 it is

[15:24:22] h4 because it's half of 8

[15:24:23] h4 not 8 yet

[15:24:43] h4 you should find out what dreiviertel vier is :D

[15:24:48] h4 and what viertel nach drei ist

[15:25:05] h4 thx for adding your shitty formatting Serion

[15:25:42] h4 why add that quote at all? I don't even get the joke

[15:25:46] h4 care to explain?

[15:26:05] h4 sounds cute

[15:26:14] h4 like those little shetland ponies?

[15:26:41] h4 you lack context

[15:26:46] h4 Russell is the horse guy

[15:26:57] h4 also stop being jelly Serion

[15:27:03] h4 just because nobody hugged you today

[15:28:07] h4 how much did you have to pay them for it?

[15:29:04] h4 what?

[15:29:06] h4 english

[15:30:20] h4 my condolences

[15:30:26] h4 next search for Volk ans Gewehr

[15:30:28] h4 also really the banger

[15:31:19] h4 wer hebt Erika?

[15:31:24] h4 Deutsch, Alter! So schwer ist das nicht!

[15:41:55] h4 oh sushi

[15:41:57] h4 wtf?

[15:42:03] h4 how long haven'T you been here?

[15:42:06] h4 a week?

[15:42:16] h4 and you just dare to show up out of nowhere?

[15:42:33] h4 that's cool :)

[15:43:55] h4 what courses will you be taking?

[15:44:02] h4 advanced mathematics

[15:44:08] h4 obviously

[15:44:11] h4 but what else?

[15:44:35] h4 theoretical physics

[15:44:36] h4 nice

[15:45:31] h4 know your enemy

[15:47:21] h4 and no Kuro-chan around to kill it

[15:47:56] h4 his superpower

[15:48:00] h4 other people would not hurt animals

[15:48:08] h4 well normal people that is

[15:48:43] h4 kuro?

[15:48:44] h4 probably

[15:48:48] h4 or attention

[15:48:52] h4 oh the cat?

[15:49:02] h4 pretty weak cat if it has to beg for food

[15:49:24] h4 yeah fuck em

[15:49:33] h4 especially the VW Konzern

[15:49:48] h4 m0n: are you european!?

[15:50:03] h4 MURICA, MURICA, MURICA!

[15:50:28] h4 BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!

[15:50:48] h4 no i'm talking about the USA

[15:50:55] h4 we were gonna fuck the euros

[15:50:56] h4 remember?

[15:51:12] h4 why not?

[15:51:14] h4 it's also coin

[15:51:22] h4 and bits

[15:51:52] h4 euros

[15:51:54] h4 who else?

[15:52:04] h4 it's a Wirtschaftsraum

[15:52:05] h4 wtf?

[15:52:23] h4 yeah

[15:52:26] h4 allah too

[15:52:44] h4 the greeks

[15:52:47] h4 and romans

[15:52:58] h4 everybody blesses america

[15:53:03] h4 eww

[15:53:05] h4 extremists

[15:53:07] h4 i knew it

[15:53:21] h4 when belief in god is more important than education :D

[15:53:34] h4 sushi-chan: you don't understand atheism very god

[15:53:35] h4 *good

[15:53:48] h4 and your god is science?

[15:54:02] h4 i am atheist and have no god

[15:54:12] h4 i don't need anything like that

[15:54:30] h4 i don't need to replace other fantasty figures

[15:54:38] h4 you don't see me looking to replace gandalf the grey

[15:54:51] h4 m0n: and the indians!!

[15:55:31] h4 heil Jesus

[15:55:44] h4 he heals himself

[15:55:44] h4 my bad

[15:56:07] h4 but they do

[15:56:40] h4 yeah totally

[15:57:15] h4 hey wtf?

[15:57:19] h4 don't talk smack about santa

[15:57:22] h4 what is wrong with you?

[15:57:36] h4 santa is a great concept for kids

[15:57:48] h4 kids however do not need god

[15:58:12] h4 not the same at all

[15:58:18] h4 santa brings happiness and gifts

[15:58:26] h4 god does genocide because people disagree

[15:58:36] h4 ofc santa isn't real

[15:58:41] h4 but nobody got killed in santas name

[15:58:48] h4 no villages were pillaged in santas name

[15:59:05] h4 and we don't go to the church of santa

[15:59:20] h4 and leave our kids to pedophiles who speak to made up fantasy characters

[15:59:36] h4 he sells Michael Jordan

[15:59:36] h4 ?

[15:59:40] h4 that is slavery!

[16:00:03] h4 what?

[16:00:10] h4 how dare you suggest people dressed as santa are pedos?

[16:00:18] h4 we know the catholics are mostly pedos

[16:00:31] h4 stop slendering santas name

[16:00:33] h4 and reputation

[16:00:47] h4 it's because of all these distracting americunts

[16:00:52] h4 talking about stuff

[16:00:57] h4 while telling us god is great

[16:01:00] h4 or whatever

[16:01:47] h4 sushi-chan: are you suggesting the flying spaghettimonster isn't great?

[16:02:21] h4 Audi: god approves i bet

[16:02:47] h4 sushi-chan: did you bring him to the nearest hospital to get checked out?

[16:02:54] h4 oh nvm

[16:02:56] h4 he ended up there

[16:03:04] h4 most plebs can't handle the touch of god sushi-chan

[16:03:06] h4 this is normal

[16:03:20] h4 ofc his feeble mind got blown and he went nuts

[16:03:58] h4 dyne: probably

[16:04:13] h4 just don't throw out so much fucking information about yourself

[16:04:24] h4 don'T understand the need for people to share pics of themselves

[16:04:39] h4 sushi-chan: http://e-gangster.com for example

[16:04:57] h4 beinahe impotent

[16:05:14] h4 mechap: actually when corporations took over

[16:05:19] h4 and everybody was all too happy to use their services

[16:05:31] h4 to make it dominated by the likes of google, facebook and microsoft

[16:06:07] h4 Audi: you did? :O

[16:06:23] h4 sushi-chan: they don't migrate though

[16:06:30] h4 they never end up in antarctica

[16:06:39] h4 Audi: please don't spam

[16:06:55] h4 Audi: it is rude to tell people to die

[16:07:03] h4 also really a bitch move

[16:07:17] h4 what if i was depressed and you just made me go through with it?

[16:07:26] h4 i don't expect good from americans

[16:07:39] h4 but you really outdo the worst of them Audi

[16:07:53] h4 and then have the audacity to name yourself after a mediocre wannabe sportscar that is just a VW with a different logo

[16:07:56] h4 thinking you'd be cool

[16:08:13] h4 Audi: was BMW already registered? :D

[16:08:30] h4 you got a list

[16:08:36] h4 of irc friends??

[16:08:38] h4 oh wow

[16:08:59] h4 phish i mean some are ok

[16:09:09] h4 like Pikachu

[16:09:11] h4 have you ever heard him talk?

[16:09:29] h4 oh wow sushi-chan

[16:09:33] h4 that was nice

[16:09:44] h4 here is another one sushi-chan you can say to an american

[16:10:05] h4 You speak english because it's the only language you understand. I speak english because it's the only language you understand. We are not the same

[16:10:10] h4 add that stupid meme thingie

[16:10:32] h4 yeah have fun with that

[16:10:44] h4 i mean as someone who knows that one language

[16:10:53] h4 you may not notice when something is just horribly translated

[16:11:02] h4 or a meaning gets lost because a translator can't deliver it

[16:11:44] h4 dyne: i mean not being able to at least speak a little english as an european <50 is kinda embarassing imo

[16:12:06] h4 Audi: you can pray to your god in a foreign language

[16:12:09] h4 he understands them all ;)

[16:12:43] h4 dyne: i don't know

[16:12:49] h4 is german a roman language?

[16:12:52] h4 that might be difficult :D

[16:13:03] h4 i can see that working with romanian, french, italian, spanish, portuguese

[16:13:26] h4 i mean my spanish is good enough to at least understand some portuguese

[16:13:34] h4 and my spanish is mighty meh to begin with

[16:13:51] h4 Audi: you sound like someone who gives up because he is just full of doubt

[16:14:05] h4 get a more positive outlook on life Audi

[16:14:11] h4 ComputerTech learns python and his code is shit

[16:14:13] h4 but he has fun doing it

[16:14:34] h4 i learn spanish and my spanish is mediocre

[16:14:36] h4 but i have fun doing it

[16:14:50] h4 or i just refuse to give up on it because i wasted those three semesters on it :D

[16:15:06] h4 Audi: i read books in spanish

[16:15:23] h4 plus i'm kinda interested in spains history around the spanish revolution

[16:15:28] h4 no not revolution

[16:15:33] h4 their civil war in the early 20th century

[16:15:56] h4 i got a friend living in spain

[16:16:04] h4 haven't been there in some years, i admit it

[16:16:48] h4 sushi-chan: i'm sure there have been studies

[16:16:55] h4 yes

[16:17:24] h4 sushi-chan: perhaps later :D

[16:17:44] h4 no

[16:18:03] h4 dyne: Audi asked for someone to tell him it's sfw

[16:18:04] h4 besides h4

[16:18:07] h4 so h5 had to appear

[16:18:27] h4 but i caught h5 and put him back in his closet

[16:18:30] h4 he will stay there for now

[16:18:35] h4 time to register Audi

[16:18:38] h4 someone kick him repeatedly

[16:18:43] h4 so he gets killed :D

[16:18:55] h4 you had h3? :P

[16:19:08] h4 i'm flattered

[16:19:16] h4 hey that's not sfw Serion

[16:19:20] h4 Audi is on his work laptop!

[16:19:27] h4 hey MasterQueef

[16:19:30] h4 long time no see

[16:19:40] h4 lol

[16:19:46] h4 sushi-chan: vapor

[16:20:13] h4 why?

[16:20:20] h4 regulates climate

[16:20:42] h4 you needed a pastebin for that audi?

[16:20:52] h4 lol

[16:21:00] h4 blame technology

[16:21:05] h4 yeah but don't do /msg nicksrv

[16:21:09] h4 someone else did that and lost his account

[16:21:26] h4 uh oh

[16:21:36] h4 you were born 59?

[16:21:47] h4 your name is Dicker Lutscher West?

[16:22:02] h4 !bang

[16:22:15] h4 sushi-chan: weird credit card

[16:22:19] h4 also we need the expiration date

[16:22:22] h4 and the crc

[16:22:24] h4 or cdc?

[16:22:28] h4 dunno, that three digit thingie

[16:22:39] h4 on the back of the card

[16:22:41] h4 plus all 16 digits

[16:22:44] h4 CVC, thx

[16:23:03] h4 and don't post it in the channel sushi

[16:23:05] h4 send it only to me

[16:23:18] h4 Friedrichsplatz 25

[16:23:23] h4 in Berlin

[16:23:36] h4 no wait i'm from Hamburg

[16:23:37] h4 uhm

[16:23:38] h4 Reeperbahn 23

[16:23:58] h4 just write ä ä

[16:23:59] h4 i will know

[16:24:17] h4 MasterKeef: s/Keef/Queef/

[16:24:22] h4 ftfy

[16:24:39] h4 sushi-chan: i will respond to it with a simple NIX DA

[16:24:50] h4 i will also add a worn shirt

[16:24:53] h4 so you can smell me

[16:25:03] h4 in case you feel lonely at night

[16:25:26] h4 soon, sushi-chan!

[16:25:47] h4 dyne: what a bunch of bitches

[16:26:01] h4 Rizon: s/BBC/Queer/

[16:26:17] h4 sushi-chan: you really want that shirt

[16:26:24] h4 to smell the superiority of my race

[16:26:44] h4 everybody hates euros

[16:26:50] h4 what happened to the fourth?

[16:27:01] h4 MasterKeef: i am a german

[16:27:05] h4 we are better than those euros

[16:27:15] h4 we just call them euros to make them feel included

[16:27:17] h4 we all know who rules europe

[16:27:35] h4 dyne: i am offended

[16:27:38] h4 later sushi-chan o/

[16:28:04] h4 dyne: i am actually a MURICAN

[16:28:07] h4 i love mah gunz!

[16:28:12] h4 and fuck the deomcrats

[16:28:15] h4 or something

[16:28:19] h4 also something something fuck communism

[16:28:36] h4 fuck yeah!

[16:28:40] h4 lets shoot a place up

[16:28:46] h4 lol

[16:28:49] h4 #1 in education?

[16:28:49] h4 :D

[16:28:54] h4 thanks for the laugh

[16:28:58] h4 i did not expect that

[16:29:09] h4 #1 shootouts in education

[16:29:11] h4 that makes more sense

[16:29:33] h4 and so affordable

[16:29:38] h4 it's almost like money makes you succeed

[16:29:46] h4 the 'murican way

[16:29:54] h4 from dishwasher to indebted student

[16:30:06] h4 dyne: some of their females are attractive

[16:30:10] h4 until they open their mouths

[16:30:18] h4 best enjoyed silently i suppose

[16:30:36] h4 i would for the sake of peace

[16:30:42] h4 but i just can't admit any wrongdoing

[16:30:49] h4 so i have to ask you to apologize to me instead

[16:31:26] h4 MasterKeef: don't just imagine

[16:31:28] h4 wait a couple of years

[16:31:36] h4 NATO is becoming irrelevant

[16:31:54] h4 China, Iran, the arabs, russia and something else

[16:31:55] h4 are joining up

[16:32:00] h4 forming their own little thing of nato

[16:32:03] h4 they control most of the oil

[16:32:11] h4 also roughly a third of the landmass

[16:32:17] h4 african countries in there too i think

[16:32:31] h4 i wonder how well the us will do

[16:32:47] h4 they will reduce dependency on opioids first

[16:33:11] h4 dyne: lets focus on them wanting to do so first

[16:33:43] h4 their biggest concern are those faggy right-wing asshats

[16:33:51] h4 who are finally leaving their parents basements at the age of 50

[16:34:04] h4 to pick up guns (readily available) and fight for some dumbass ex-president lol

[16:34:11] h4 who really doesn't give two shits about them

[16:34:32] h4 oh yes

[16:34:35] h4 the war on drugs is a thing too

[16:34:39] h4 'MURICA :D

[16:35:13] h4 DickCheney: you could be a great german

[16:35:20] h4 have you thought about migrating?

[16:35:36] h4 my condolences

[16:36:07] h4 DickCheney: that's where the Gehorsamkeit comes from

[16:36:40] h4 so without tears?

[16:36:59] h4 oh right lol

[16:37:09] h4 MasterKeef: needs to go south?

[16:37:27] h4 dyne: think you could trade those tears on some market?

[16:37:30] h4 seems lucrative

[16:37:44] h4 it's special plastic

[16:37:47] h4 made with love

[16:38:20] h4 ouch

[16:38:28] h4 also if you print it you will likely get sued

[16:39:25] h4 they call you Mr. Audi?

[16:39:28] h4 that's weird

[16:39:50] h4 that's a quote

[16:39:57] h4 .quote add <&MasterKeef> DickCheney: I think of penis when I sleep, so I grind my teeth wanting more.

[16:40:02] h4 !bang

[16:40:04] h4 !bang

[16:40:12] h4 come on lol

[16:40:27] h4 MasterKeef: s/coming/cumming/

[16:40:28] h4 :D

[16:40:45] h4 stop being immature!

[16:41:12] h4 dyne: sounds dangerous

[16:41:19] h4 would you put your dick in there?

[16:41:39] h4 and grind it

[16:42:03] h4 isn't every day in the US a grind?

[16:42:42] h4 the danes seem really relaxed

[16:43:11] h4 dyne: would your dick get crinkles?

[16:43:17] h4 like when your hands or feet are in water for too long

[16:43:42] h4 it also sounds like reddit bullshit

[16:44:00] h4 DickCheney: like paying bills

[16:44:02] h4 going to work

[16:44:40] h4 yeah

[16:45:06] h4 like going to work

[16:45:08] h4 and paying bills

[16:45:39] h4 i'm afraid if she's catholic

[16:45:41] h4 and we get kids

[16:45:47] h4 i might be too close to a pedoring

[16:46:01] h4 and she won't believe me because those are men of god

[16:46:11] h4 lol

[16:46:20] h4 MasterKeef: is she yours to give?

[16:46:39] h4 oh

[16:46:44] h4 is she hot?

[16:46:53] h4 what?

[16:46:58] h4 oh right

[16:47:00] h4 you are old

[16:47:02] h4 ofc she isn't

[16:47:15] h4 jesus?

[16:47:19] h4 you call your laptop jesus?

[16:47:34] h4 its battery died once

[16:47:39] h4 then got charged and booted up

[16:47:49] h4 why?

[16:48:00] h4 i always considered myself funny in a sarcastic way

[16:48:22] h4 huh

[16:48:43] h4 my humour is not too much appreciated by older germans

[16:48:56] h4 the ones at my age and younger people appreciate it

[16:49:10] h4 oh come on

[16:49:14] h4 the ww2 guys had no fun in life

[16:49:27] h4 it's hard to be humorous when you took part in a genocide

[16:49:48] h4 yeah something like that

[16:49:57] h4 add 8 years to it

[16:50:14] h4 but aren't you 63?

[16:50:19] h4 lol

[16:50:26] h4 oh lol

[16:50:30] h4 you are 32?

[16:50:33] h4 no

[16:50:33] h4 28

[16:50:37] h4 95

[16:50:44] h4 no

[16:50:47] h4 born in 95 then

[16:50:50] h4 wow

[16:50:57] h4 how are you so bitter at that age masterqueef?

[16:51:02] h4 no clue

[16:51:08] h4 don'T answer that question

[16:51:09] h4 i got it

[16:51:10] h4 american

[16:51:10] h4 .d

[16:51:17] h4 yeah

[16:51:32] h4 why not?

[16:51:41] h4 it wasn't 59

[16:51:50] h4 87?

[16:51:52] h4 jesus you are old

[16:52:00] h4 you said you flipped the numbers

[16:52:27] h4 no he is really bitter

[16:52:30] h4 at least 35

[16:52:50] h4 because he hasn'T accepted his age yet

[16:52:53] h4 mind of a 20yo

[16:52:57] h4 body of a 40yo

[16:53:13] h4 mine

[16:53:14] h4 ?

[16:53:18] h4 just drop your age

[16:53:20] h4 i'm 33

[16:53:21] h4 turning 34 soon

[16:53:26] h4 that's not even bullshit

[16:53:38] h4 i have sent ComputerTech a dickpic

[16:53:39] h4 he can confirm

[16:53:44] h4 32 then

[16:53:51] h4 40

[16:53:52] h4 oof

[16:54:00] h4 !bang

[16:54:02] h4 !reload

[16:54:10] h4 afraid?

[16:54:20] h4 weird

[16:54:26] h4 she never looks that mean when she sees me

[16:54:31] h4 maybe it's your face MasterKeef

[16:54:40] h4 yes?

[16:54:44] h4 so am I

[16:54:47] h4 but i still get people to smile

[16:54:55] h4 i jerk a lot too

[16:55:14] h4 fresh meat

[16:55:19] h4 but funny fresh meat

[16:55:29] h4 what?

[16:55:32] h4 why did you pm me MasterKeef?

[16:55:38] h4 i don't remember consenting to this

[16:55:49] h4 ask MasterQueef :D

[16:55:56] h4 he just halfopped him

[16:56:07] h4 dyne: don't pick everything up

[16:56:14] h4 what if he jizzed on that before?

[16:56:22] h4 and you wonder why your hands are so sticky all of a sudden

[16:56:36] h4 lol

[16:56:40] h4 you wanna op him too? :D

[16:56:56] h4 oh wow

[16:56:57] h4 what a cunt

[16:57:09] h4 i think it was that fake sportscar

[16:57:10] h4 who was that?

[16:57:22] h4 :D

[16:57:34] h4 it's like you pulled down your pants

[16:57:37] h4 laid down in front of me

[16:57:42] h4 lifting your ass just a bit

[16:57:43] h4 i had to act

[16:57:49] h4 it was inevitable

[16:57:59] h4 MasterKeef: s/come/cum/

[16:58:05] h4 but i do ;)

[16:58:24] h4 that's what she said

[16:58:25] h4 or something

[16:58:46] h4 miss ya MasterKeef <3

[16:59:05] h4 brb

[17:07:27] h4 alright MasterDiabetes

[17:07:30] h4 enough with the sugary shit

[17:07:35] h4 try to eat more healthy

[18:02:19] h4 jmjl: you are living the future

[18:02:20] h4 amazing

[18:08:58] h4 jmjl: i haven't

[19:05:13] h4 so

[19:05:26] h4 brb

[19:05:35] h4 $in 4h ComputerTech say 'wb h4'

[19:05:54] h4 aw shit emaaan

[19:05:58] h4 you are a cunt you know that?

[19:06:15] h4 interacting with that stupid piece of shit chatgpt is sometimes more fun than people around here

[19:06:20] h4 and i waste a fucking lot of time

[19:06:29] h4 i wanted to jack off an hour ago

[19:06:34] h4 jfc

[19:10:20] h4 no german just doesn't do it for me anymore

[19:10:41] h4 <~ComputerTech> still a twerk m0n?

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