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[04:14:25] fifel ComputerTech: I was raised buddhist, but it didn’t work, because there was an I

[04:15:29] fifel back in my day retarded was a diagnosis.

[04:16:12] fifel I get away with teasing boomer and early X lesbians

[04:17:21] fifel I don’t tease ynh

[04:18:51] fifel ComputerTech: I, uh.

[04:20:50] fifel ComputerTech: So there’s this TV Show where a working. class man makes a very nice costume. Its a costume competition. He’s put his life on the line in the sense of his entire identity. He will enter into a fabulous clothing conflict. Necessarily he loses.

[04:20:59] fifel I have risked and lost

[04:35:46] fifel Cider is pretty young person

[05:27:22] fifel .w the sun

[05:27:26] fifel THE SUN IS NOT FOUND

[05:41:12] fifel ha ha ha, I’m not wearing panties.

[06:04:27] fifel Seneca is the author’s name

[06:04:41] fifel he was a roman heroin addict who had slaves do everything for him, except where his wife did all his legal things for him

[06:04:59] fifel so he was able to advocate living a life of suffering, because he was on massive opium doses and didn’t have to do anything

[06:05:32] fifel Many people without massive opium habits like reading him though.

[06:05:42] fifel I don’t recommend Cormac McCarthy unless you’re already buddhist

[06:08:17] fifel I’m sorry, its Marcus Aurelius https://www.jstor.org/stable/2707876

[06:09:36] fifel All I’m saying is that Cormac has a dangerous power of observing the absence of choice and action.

[06:10:02] fifel World’s smallest one string fiddle.

[06:16:54] fifel Syndus_MWind: Nah, I just read Kierkegaard in the original translation, he’s basically an ironic shitposter.

[06:17:00] fifel behind seven proxies of false identity

[06:17:14] fifel also we don’t have Arbys where I live, we have red rooter (halal)

[06:17:34] fifel When walking just walk, when sitting just sit, above all don’t wobble.

[06:19:07] fifel Syndus_MWind: Why would I want to read more Kierkegaard when Wile E Coyote adequately expresses everything, and has a nicer bottom than Kim Kardashian.

[06:34:53] fifel This is what happens when you don’t employ classically trained actors to classically act.

[06:42:15] fifel don’t worry, the crying stops when you die

[06:42:50] fifel https://boards.4channel.org/lit/thread/22438775#p22441177

[06:43:20] fifel caplink: Yeah, well I was raised buddhist, so being, consciousness and identity don’t end. Death is as much as an illusion as I am, nothing ever ends, nothing ever was, being isn’t

[06:43:39] fifel The main reason to not kill yourself isn’t reincarnation, its that you, death, suicide and reincarnation don’t actually exist.

[06:44:00] fifel Zack: Sollipsism won’t save you here, this is nondualist country.

[06:44:56] fifel It was already always neither broken nor unbroken.

[06:45:00] fifel Just like you are dad’s hymen.

[06:47:14] fifel So Australia got to the world cup’s end matches, and it was amazing, everyone was into it, I never knew Australians cared about women before.

[06:55:01] fifel kot: Those artificial vaginas are strangely furry and have wheel-feet

[06:56:07] fifel AND THEY HAVE JAPS IN THEM.

[06:56:52] fifel I ONLY MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT SOME TRANS TAKING TWO KNEES AND

[06:57:09] fifel You know how the ice addicted lawyer from New Zealand got caught in Australia?

[06:57:17] fifel he threw the dead fucked rabbits out of the window

[06:57:46] fifel >The investigation began after skinned and partially-skinned dead and dying rabbits began to appear in a laneway off York Street, near Circular Quay in late July ...

[06:58:37] fifel I dunno, how would the semen survive being cooked into rabbit stew?

[06:59:53] fifel “You gonna get consensualed.”

[07:00:00] fifel Because consent is just as bad

[07:00:05] fifel it is in Foucault people

[07:00:11] fifel And D&G

[07:00:34] fifel kot: Imagine, the D&Gueon ♂ MASTER’s ⚣ manual

[07:04:46] fifel >lusty

[07:04:47] fifel wew

[07:04:56] fifel I was going to say involuted.

[07:05:00] fifel like a ducks vagina.

[07:05:03] fifel all false ends.

[07:06:04] fifel Labyrs are only one path, that’s the point.

[07:06:14] fifel But yet you can get lost inside one.

[07:06:42] fifel Its a maze

[07:08:33] fifel Labrynths are sacred, mazes are just normal.

[07:08:42] fifel kot: You know at work I always turn left.

[07:08:54] fifel kot: I **ALWAYS** turn left. Its the basis of our route design.

[07:09:06] fifel You know what that means I sacredly perform on a daily basis.

[07:09:19] fifel I am *paid* to reassert patriarchy through ritual sacrifice and divine sex.

[07:09:41] fifel Cows aren’t very intelligent, cow gods less so. confer: YHWH

[07:09:44] fifel and his wife’s penis.

[07:10:06] fifel If you want a textual source for his wife’s penis, read Chronicles, Kings, Nehemehiah.

[07:10:26] fifel caplink: I leave how I dress to chance rather than design myself

[07:11:18] fifel kot: TRANSSEXUAL PROSTITES. SACRED WOMEN TREES. CASTRATION BULL CULT. FORCED GAY SEX FOR ELDERS. NON CORRECT MOUNTAIN SACRIFICE.

[07:11:24] fifel >kot likes songs.

[07:12:41] fifel that’s the torah bro. historical is totally different bro. historical is all about the corruption of the religion in the promised land (ie: its invention)

[07:12:44] fifel the best bit is when they “

[07:13:01] fifel “”DISCOVER”” the torah while renovating the temple in like the last 10% of the histories.

[07:13:10] fifel ulna: Acts.

[07:13:30] fifel oh were we talking about condoms?

[07:13:41] fifel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt53afFXbrg

[07:13:44] fifel FRENCH TICKLERS

[07:13:51] fifel PARTY HATS

[07:13:55] fifel BLACK MAMBOS

[07:14:11] fifel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXzubuENjHk

[07:14:23] fifel ComputerTech: Ribbed for her pleasure, or if you turn it inside out yours

[07:14:55] fifel You can uh tell why “Martin Luther” was cut from the theatrical release.

[07:15:07] fifel Sex with Graham Chapman as a tall jewish woman.

[07:15:26] fifel kot: Women orgasm too rapidly from vaginal sex.

[07:16:38] fifel kot: That sounds like awesome sex.

[07:16:54] fifel My heart has been ablated so badly, that I only enjoy sex post-ironically.

[07:17:13] fifel Did you know that not only did graham chapman get pozzed and die of aids, but he gave money to a marxist armed gay struggle group?

[07:17:31] fifel kot: I want you to think I’m sincere, but I’ll be non-dually present.

[07:17:44] fifel Thank you based Graham Chapman.

[07:18:00] fifel the martin luther sex sequence is a joke about how German comedy is about shit, whereas Jewish comedy is about sex.

[07:18:31] fifel kot: All the libcom locals I attended were sexual mutual grooming circles. If I wanted to be a bonobo I’d have lobotomised myself.

[07:18:58] fifel The meeting ended and I went home with an action list, and they went to the pub to pretend to want to fuck, and then to fucking pretend they were fucking.

[07:19:13] fifel kot: The same is true of maoists, trots, tankies, labourites, etc.

[07:19:25] fifel the only group utterly without sex on the agenda I’ve worked with was the IWW.

[07:20:14] fifel I think they wanted to be a cult or a micro-party

[07:20:22] fifel rather than wanting to get fucked and pretend to be cool

[07:20:58] fifel snitches get organ donations.

[07:22:51] fifel kot: Seriously though the pamphlet I’m writing on surviving goes into organisations as sex-grooming-clubs, cults, micro-parties.

[07:24:08] fifel work

[07:24:16] fifel OH WAIT LIBCOMS DON’T WORK EXCEPT FOR FUCKEN FIFEL

[07:25:02] fifel Get a job, join the union, shoot the boss.

[07:25:19] fifel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n6AYKjTYtM

[07:25:25] fifel I prefer currawongs though.

[07:26:55] fifel Syndus_MWind: You ever tried getting fucked in Marrickville while drunk at a rave in the former Green party HQ

[07:27:14] fifel Yet you didn’t succeed

[07:27:37] fifel Imagine if Tim Burton directed a Batman movie.

[07:28:27] fifel Syndus_MWind: https://youtu.be/dgC9Q0uhX70

[07:28:38] fifel Frogorg: How may I be of arseinsistance.

[07:30:05] fifel Frogorg: I’ve got hayfever, existentialism, a Jungian midlife crisis untransmutable by coitus, a job that I took on the basis that I would transform myself and it by movement, a fatalism, and epilepsy.

[07:30:17] fifel also an excess of intellect that I can’t actually destroy.

[07:30:33] fifel He didn’t though. Michael Keaton played the villain.

[07:31:59] fifel Frogorg: Nah, I was meant to follow someone to the promised land, but I was abandoned in the desert.

[07:32:15] fifel There’s no point in going to Israel if Asherah has rejected me.

[07:32:33] fifel Syndus_MWind: If you’ve been up too long, anally masturbate to ejaculation to relieve your erection.

[07:34:33] fifel I’m so tired inside my soul.

[07:35:39] fifel Frogorg: My work can be good for me muchly.

[07:37:50] fifel >they wake up after dawn

[07:38:00] fifel I wake up 2.5 hours before dawn.

[07:38:08] fifel I never see the sun as a free man.

[07:38:26] fifel yeah

[07:38:36] fifel The gun cunts see me as a gun cunt

[07:38:55] fifel Very good postmen.

[07:39:23] fifel “gun” as in good, as in the one who shoots or achieves. Cunts as in generic noun for a conscious or emotional entity.

[07:40:04] fifel Most typically in the sense of “Gun shearer.” which you can learn from watching the Australian Horror Film Sunday too far away

[07:40:08] fifel from the shearer’s wife’s lament

[07:40:11] fifel Friday night too tired

[07:40:16] fifel Saturday night too drunk

[07:40:19] fifel Sunday too far away

[07:42:15] fifel like if my ex and I were still engaged in the plan we’d agreed on being a postman in isolation wouldn’t be hell, it would be a transformation in commitment.

[07:43:14] fifel yes

[07:43:36] fifel she gets to the promised land first, I follow because I’m more transferrable. It would be more difficult for her to get there.

[07:44:24] fifel She got the job, dropped me

[07:44:44] fifel >six months later

[07:46:19] fifel Frogorg: So I’ve got a Jungian midlife crisis which can’t be resolved with a car or a 28 year old

[07:46:30] fifel I talk about 2 hours a day with my father about poetics theory, D&G, lacan, jung

[07:46:49] fifel life has no meaning but I know its going to reboot itself, but this time with yet more distance from authenticity

[07:47:13] fifel Well, normally in midlife crisis men find their coping strategies as boys fail and they become yet more boys

[07:47:46] fifel in Jung’s midlife crisis all meaning systems dissolve and man must reconstitute himself as a failure in the face of the impossibility of success having ritualistically rid himself of his illusions in the possibility of achievement

[07:48:00] fifel So I don’t get to buy a silly motorcycle or fuck a 28 year old because that won’t make sense to me

[07:48:25] fifel I don’t know how to tell how old women who are sexually interested in me are, one might *incidentally* be 28, but I’m not scouting for young minge.

[07:49:00] fifel also I’ve talked a lot about fairy tales, greek myth, and the odyssey

[07:49:24] fifel more particularly about Penelop and Kirke as the same woman who stays at home while Odysseus goes wandering in identity. Because I’m not the one wandering in identity.

[07:49:45] fifel my poor bloody ex has pretty much a real chance to stop being a dumb cunt, and I hope she takes it up and stops being a dumb cunt.

[07:49:54] fifel possibly also goes back to rooting me, but mostly stops being a dumb cunt.

[07:51:31] fifel caplink: Dude, I’ve got an ABD

[07:51:52] fifel You’re not inducted

[07:52:13] fifel Frogorg: I hope she sees reason for herself. Meanwhile I’m going to wait while the reboot goes through and then hold someone after fucking her.

[07:52:48] fifel kot: Its 15 cm, but girthy

[07:55:23] fifel women love 1.5 dm. why do I not have spacedmspace substitute to script dm? ㍷

[07:56:13] fifel caplink: spray your face with chrome and I’ll call your suicide ordinary football

[07:56:21] fifel I’m not dying in a car “accident.”

[07:56:28] fifel I’m setting myself on fire in the middle of centrelink with live streams.

[07:56:57] fifel kot: There are no such thing as motorcycle accidents, there are motorcycle intentionals.

[07:57:04] fifel Riding while tired or distracted? Intentional

[07:57:14] fifel Not displaying caution behaviour about side entry? Intentional

[07:57:27] fifel Not acting as if everyone will try to kill you El Rahhah? Intentional.

[07:57:39] fifel ㏉㏉㏉㏉㏉㏉

[08:00:38] fifel You know the advantage of not being a programmer on a programmer IRC channel? I don’t wear the socks.

[08:01:29] fifel Programmer socks. I wear wool work socks in winter and two or three pairs of bamboo socks in summer

[08:02:50] fifel Frogorg: I know. But there’s an enhanced correlation between socks and coding.

[08:03:21] fifel I mean my BBSes got the FIDO route to USENET just after the great renaming.

[08:03:25] fifel so I’ve been here forever.

[08:03:32] fifel kot: Yahwehism advocates self-castration.

[08:03:38] fifel wez: How can you tell who the NB is?

[08:03:48] fifel wez: They’ll tell you through their thick fucking beard.

[08:04:32] fifel wez: Islam *requires* neckbeards because franks wear moustaches. Islam requires that *men* shave their moustache.

[08:04:38] fifel dude, modula-2

[08:04:49] fifel pascal is at least a functional teaching tool

[08:04:56] fifel modula-2 is meant for implementation.

[08:05:26] fifel kot: Its a good question my last read through was for YWHW cow god gay castration snuff

[08:05:47] fifel wez: Well, there’s a variety of Islams, and one claims that “cultural” is in fact religious (Hadith)

[08:06:22] fifel But the “no moustache hella beard” is maximum neckbeard. On the other hand islamic turks wore cum catchers and no beards.

[08:06:53] fifel Imposing Lutherian ideas of textual centrality on islamic is theologically perverse. Its as bad as Pali Canon enthusiasts about buddhism.

[08:07:23] fifel But I’m busy talking about turkish men with hairy upperlips covered in male semen, and you’re trying to talk about textual and hypertextual primacy.

[08:11:50] fifel Empire of the Sun - Walking on a dream || The Cure - Killing an arab

[08:12:31] fifel Staring at the beach, staring at the sand, always running on and on killing an arab for the thrill of it, gun in my hand we are always running for the thrill of it searching up the hill for the thrill of it, always on and on calling out killing an arab.

[08:13:01] fifel wez: If you don’t have an opinion on male facial hair appropriate for ejaculating onto then I’m sad for you.

[08:13:31] fifel >but women have facial hair too, but who ejaculates on women???

[08:13:36] fifel q e d

[08:22:15] fifel I often masturbate in an idea

[08:22:34] fifel I’ve got a bookshelf held up only by the three boxes that its leaning on.

[08:22:42] fifel I think that contains “Revolution, 1956, Hungary (poland)

[08:32:55] fifel Is this like a channel for some cultural movement?

[08:38:37] fifel call me when you’re famous world wide except in Australia

[08:56:28] fifel >cooking for your wife

[08:57:32] fifel >cooking for your wife.jpeg https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/g/u/i/i/r/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.1240x700.1gu8rt.png/1485334071952.jpg?format=pjpg&optimize=medium

[08:57:47] fifel yournamehere: I realised if I had cocked her enough, it would have deferred her crisis.

[08:57:53] fifel which would have been abusive

[08:58:11] fifel She needs her crisis.

[08:58:38] fifel some of us have already had our crisis

[08:59:04] fifel one of the things that attracted me was the evidence present that she’d had hers.

[08:59:08] fifel (she hadn’t obv)

[09:00:58] fifel yournamehere: is this some kind of social democratic movement channel, or a sock fetish channel?

[09:03:05] fifel any sexual deviation??

[09:04:00] fifel so am I a social democrat, a pervert, a sock wearer, a weirdo or a retard?

[09:04:50] fifel yournamehere: I’m having competitive poetry attacks on my father daily, like some kind of 1D&D bard

[09:07:01] fifel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roI56_c_E6o

[09:09:50] fifel TH’ NOBLE SENATOR INCITATUS

[09:14:52] fifel I find no comfort in drinking alcohol

[09:15:18] fifel I find less comfort in drinking water, because drinking water would require me to have a project of meaning.

[09:16:12] fifel Frogorg: Nobody wants the priest to declare that God has been found.

[09:18:38] fifel I get to sleep, work starts at 4.25 am

[09:18:50] fifel good night, see you later

[09:18:59] fifel Don’t let ynh smoe the debil’s weeb

[20:08:24] fifel I’m bringing bologna fuck back

[20:13:58] fifel No fucciing people with bologna

[20:14:18] fifel Also I’m a person I just speak fluent academic

[20:15:02] fifel The real endlessly retreats like your fathers phallus as you try to suck it.

[20:29:27] fifel I only get radio therapy tattoos.

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