IRC Driven

[09:46:42] Syndus_ 4am

[09:46:58] Syndus_ :D

[10:16:59] Syndus_ Ok, if Sandler does this, I'm done with both

[10:17:07] Syndus_ https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/cRrgIlZW/1000001477.jpg

[10:18:08] Syndus_ Oh yeah, I almost forgot

[10:20:23] Syndus_ There we go

[10:21:30] Syndus_ ysalamiri: pop off like a drunk asshole to me again, and you'll find out why they called me Chinese finger trap in prison.

[10:53:34] Syndus_ !bang

[10:57:58] Syndus_ alright class, next lesson https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2E87X23M/1000001478.jpg

[10:58:23] Syndus_ I....think....it's fnaf

[10:58:39] Syndus_ Lol dafuq

[11:15:07] Syndus_ Lol, found a sub called shitfromabutt lol

[11:15:26] Syndus_ hospital food ex^ https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ro9RV0Hd/1000001480.jpg

[11:16:04] Syndus_ Ahhh, memories of me dieing.

[11:16:20] Syndus_ I ate shit like that for a month

[11:30:19] Syndus_ Lol 5:17 AM <BA1719• Ahsoka> You eat shit, gross

[11:30:41] Syndus_ As peaceful as a dung beetle at woodstock

[11:31:03] Syndus_ Naw, I meant the consistency and texture

[11:31:38] Syndus_ Some ppl can only have certain ones depending on ability to swallow

[11:31:55] Syndus_ I've been 9n both ends of it

[11:31:59] Syndus_ On*

[11:32:08] Syndus_ CNA and a patient

[11:32:44] Syndus_ I don't recommend cna work in a hospice facility btw

[11:32:53] Syndus_ It's sad

[11:36:47] Syndus_ You start as patch Adams and end up disingenuous about your heart being in it once you forget that's someone's mom etc

[11:36:56] Syndus_ !bang

[11:37:52] Syndus_ I've had two nurses in my family, and spent some time in nursing homes as a kid...I hate the smell.

[11:40:06] Syndus_ I always used to visit this guy that lived there, my great aunt took care of him, he was born with severe cp, named Lonnie. He barely spoke, but he lit up and would not shut up once me and my mom came around, he was abandoned as a baby in my home town.

[11:40:33] Syndus_ I think he made it to 40 something

[11:51:13] Syndus_ Something that always bothered me about the way ppl respond to cp

[11:53:03] Syndus_ They assume it means you're retarded sometimes, not the case. I've got a lil cousin with cp. In crutches and braces and shit, and he used to be a genius conniving lil shithead. Play you all the time to get his way...

[11:54:51] Syndus_ Kick you in the balls, hobble to the next room, delete your memory card saves if ya got farther than his game, replacing my breath spray with fart spray....lol

[11:56:37] Syndus_ Rant? That's just coffee

[12:01:59] Syndus_ Ysalamiri I don't drink anymore, that's why it rubs me the wrong way now, I've died twice from it.

[12:02:34] Syndus_ I just smoke weed now

[12:02:44] Syndus_ I'm on medical out here

[12:04:08] Syndus_ It's a fuckin emu mate! His names boris! He's in heat, he's an asshole!

[12:04:13] Syndus_ Lol

[12:05:06] Syndus_ That looks like a resident evil power puzzle lol

[12:05:47] Syndus_ Summon FrodoKraken!

[12:06:37] Syndus_ A giant hobbitous hippitous hoppitous Elijah wood tearing ass through the countryside lol

[12:08:02] Syndus_ Shoves gandalf up his ass, and the rest of the trilogy is just Gandy trying to lemmywinks his way out of frodos ass

[12:09:48] Syndus_ Balrog becomes a Golgothan

[12:10:13] Syndus_ ^"A SHIT DEMON"^

[12:27:05] Syndus_ Bobby

[12:27:13] Syndus_ Hi

[12:39:25] Syndus_ If anyone is bored enough https://reddit.com/r/NoRules/s/VF4Tazsslr Here's an 8 minute video of torturing toys with increasing voltage....

[12:39:41] Syndus_ Its...entertaining

[12:41:36] Syndus_ .yt cake mastodon farm

[12:42:02] Syndus_ .yt Weezer pork and beans

[12:42:29] Syndus_ ysalamiri

[12:43:18] Syndus_ Hold on...

[12:45:28] Syndus_ I forgot how I did this b4....

[12:45:36] Syndus_ brb

[12:47:34] Syndus_ Figured it out

[12:47:47] Syndus_ ysalamiri: this is my 42 yo ass

[12:48:04] Syndus_ https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/idd9TVh8/1000001447.gif

[12:49:00] Syndus_ I think I just finished a joint in that

[12:49:04] Syndus_ Lol

[12:51:54] Syndus_ Lol irish666 I know I got that stupid johnny Depp thing

[12:52:02] Syndus_ It's annoying at times

[12:52:41] Syndus_ .yiik

[12:53:26] Syndus_ .yt dialect lightning strike funny

[12:53:33] Syndus_ ^^^^

[12:53:56] Syndus_ That's what exactly but I was talking about with the cheek phones. I looked like i'm frowning when i'm not unhappy

[12:54:05] Syndus_ Voice to text

[12:54:52] Syndus_ Kinda

[13:00:40] Syndus_ Makin bacon pancakes Makin bacon pancakes

[13:00:55] Syndus_ Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake

[13:01:06] Syndus_ Maaaaakin pancaaaaakes

[13:01:17] Syndus_ Yo this is needed yooork

[13:01:22] Syndus_ Neeew*

[13:28:53] Syndus_ Hey jeff

[13:33:15] Syndus_ !bang

[13:33:42] Syndus_ If this was real, I'd be having roast duck tonight

[13:33:50] Syndus_ So delicious

[13:34:28] Syndus_ One thing I miss about the city...local Chinese ran butchers

[13:40:26] Syndus_ Dirt cheap cuts, unusual or uncommon cuts.

[13:40:39] Syndus_ Exotic stuff

[13:43:21] Syndus_ !bang

[13:43:29] Syndus_ !reload

[13:43:54] Syndus_ !shop 1

[13:43:58] Syndus_ K

[13:44:05] Syndus_ !bang

[13:44:09] Syndus_ !bang

[13:44:39] Syndus_ May the schwart, be with you

[13:45:55] Syndus_ Holy fuckin resin hit batman

[13:46:36] Syndus_ Quickly, hand me the bat bong cleaning device!

[13:47:10] Syndus_ I'm out, cleaning pieces, got a gob about the size of a fist now

[13:47:25] Syndus_ Waiting till the 3rd

[13:47:32] Syndus_ Medical limit etc

[13:47:40] Syndus_ Plus, plugs out

[13:47:45] Syndus_ P much

[13:48:02] Syndus_ I treat it like a cup of coffee dude

[13:48:17] Syndus_ It's just a part of what I do now

[13:48:24] Syndus_ Mine is....

[13:48:43] Syndus_ 47.3%

[13:49:44] Syndus_ Lop Batmanhush Dr makes me take three Xanax three times a day.....I'm basically an educated version of scarface from half baked, they don't make weed string enough for me

[13:50:18] Syndus_ Yeah

[13:50:42] Syndus_ It's just to make me normal for the rest of you fuckers I have to share this shithole with

[14:04:16] Syndus_ I should make soup for lunch

[14:04:33] Syndus_ Prob turkey noodle from leftovers

[14:04:47] Syndus_ Thick ass egg noodles

[14:05:03] Syndus_ I'm a lil sick atm, soup sounds good

[14:05:47] Syndus_ Btw, mucinex for future reference, makes you shit your brains out

[14:05:56] Syndus_ Geezus

[14:06:35] Syndus_ Of course!

[14:06:53] Syndus_ Oh the....yeah

[14:07:23] Syndus_ Just a summer cold

[14:07:36] Syndus_ TnA from TSA

[14:08:59] Syndus_ Last time I was in front of a judge my case was dismissed and all charges dropped

[14:10:34] Syndus_ Ahaja

[14:10:38] Syndus_ XD

[14:11:17] Syndus_ Only if they press charges in the form of a question Batmanhush

[14:11:47] Syndus_ Pull out game, weak as fuck

[14:12:24] Syndus_ That sucks but sounds like a bunch of stiluff I'd never put up with

[14:12:52] Syndus_ I saw a thing in the news that this lesbian couple was suing the sperm donor for child support.

[14:12:59] Syndus_ Are you fucking serious

[14:13:06] Syndus_ How much of a dumb cunt can you be

[14:13:43] Syndus_ We love you she hulk

[14:13:51] Syndus_ I mean superman

[14:14:14] Syndus_ No I wasn't calling you a dumb c*** I was calling the lesbian couple that wanted to Sue a sperm donor for child support a bunch of dumb c****

[14:15:42] Syndus_ You know what you really need to do Batmanhush , trick her into shitting on your bed, judge will be on your side real quick

[14:16:20] Syndus_ My dad never paid mine...

[14:16:32] Syndus_ Fuck that

[14:16:53] Syndus_ I would get a better layeer

[14:17:08] Syndus_ Hi wez

[14:17:52] Syndus_ If you can't pay for a real lawyer, then you can't pay for real f****** problems. Now can ya, pick one and get it over with.

[14:20:12] Syndus_ Work release

[14:20:23] Syndus_ I've bailed guys like you out of prison so they can come work with me

[14:21:05] Syndus_ Hey, don't give me wrong. I'm not trying to give you a s*** I'm trying to bring you sure you that it's not as bad as it feels

[14:23:14] Syndus_ Hm

[14:23:48] Syndus_ ...

[14:26:07] Syndus_ You're depressing the hell out of me

[14:26:44] Syndus_ I'm going for a run

[14:26:46] Syndus_ Bbl

[14:28:21] Syndus_ In bruges, a fuckin bottle!

[14:28:51] Syndus_ See you guys after a mile, o/

[15:08:52] Syndus_ I feel better now

[15:15:36] Syndus_ Moo

[15:16:28] Syndus_ What's good

[15:17:06] Syndus_ Lol, just got back in from a run myself

[15:17:11] Syndus_ !bang

[15:17:44] Syndus_ Yeah

[15:18:03] Syndus_ Rule #1

[15:18:17] Syndus_ I've got good support

[15:18:36] Syndus_ Mornin h4

[15:19:20] Syndus_ 6vrooms

[15:19:33] Syndus_ Lol you ain't new nana

[15:21:12] Syndus_ This is actually where we converge for our weekend. Men's support group. We specialize in ritualistic suicides. Selling biscuits and gravy throughout the midwest and selling cloud insurance

[15:21:58] Syndus_ My logic is as blind as a melon

[15:22:10] Syndus_ No that's kind of gay

[15:23:06] Syndus_ I will get Ugandan on your ass

[15:23:46] Syndus_ Don't worry he grows on you

[15:23:53] Syndus_ Not really he just gets worse

[15:23:57] Syndus_ Lol

[15:25:01] Syndus_ H four

[15:25:11] Syndus_ Out of curiosity, have you ever seen a woman with no rhythm? Try to fucking underworld unwearing a strap on

[15:25:45] Syndus_ Sorry that was voice to text. I meant to say one woman having sex with another woman. Using a strap on and she has no rhythm. They don't know what the fuck they're doing with a dick do they

[15:26:11] Syndus_ True

[15:26:17] Syndus_ Sophist to say I think both sex is just can't dance

[15:26:43] Syndus_ As Chucky once so eloquently put it, it's not always the size of the hammer. It's the nail you're thrown it at

[15:26:51] Syndus_ Lol

[15:27:30] Syndus_ Then he killed john ritter

[15:27:36] Syndus_ True story

[15:28:12] Syndus_ I do have to admit the pressure pack nails to the face sprayed out of a glove box of a car is a hell of a way to go out.

[15:28:41] Syndus_ Then he comes back to life looking like Pinhead. I saw the bright of Chucky and theaters and I laughed my a** off at this part. Because they all just screamed at each other.

[15:28:51] Syndus_ Bride*

[15:29:19] Syndus_ Do they make g spot remover

[15:29:33] Syndus_ Or some kind of GPS location device. So I can pinpoint a tiny little man in a boat in the middle of a huge ocean.

[15:29:43] Syndus_ Ha ha ha ha ha

[15:30:16] Syndus_ Oh phonekait Did you see that grandgif I posted yesterday? A black guy talking about how he wishes sex was more funny.?

[15:30:36] Syndus_ I don't know why voice to text just said black guy

[15:30:43] Syndus_ Olympian a second okay

[15:30:53] Syndus_ I'll link ya in a sec*

[15:33:17] Syndus_ phonekait: gram

[15:33:30] Syndus_ Yesh

[15:33:40] Syndus_ Yarp

[15:34:01] Syndus_ You'll like it h4

[15:34:23] Syndus_ I tried saying they aren't new they were already in six rooms plus hours

[15:34:33] Syndus_ Yeah

[15:34:52] Syndus_ I know I act like an idiot foxy but I pay attention.

[15:34:57] Syndus_ Lol

[15:35:38] Syndus_ Nvm

[15:35:46] Syndus_ Naw

[15:36:34] Syndus_ She thinks my tractors sexyyy

[15:36:38] Syndus_ Lol

[15:36:54] Syndus_ Oh God, why us that still on my head

[15:38:00] Syndus_ Phish is it just as bad as dealing with reinhardt contracted appliances?

[15:38:53] Syndus_ They're avenger in a manufacturer of a lot of things, but they source their things out and slap their labels on it. So many times you want to replacement part. They have to go through all these third parties. And it's so f****** annoying because you can't just fix it yourself.

[15:39:13] Syndus_ I've mostly dealt with those guys, Justin kitchens.

[15:39:27] Syndus_ Like the solonoid system on pressure releases for valves on CO2.

[15:39:38] Syndus_ I know exactly how to fix those, but I can't touch it. Otherwise I'll be out five thousand dollars

[15:39:50] Syndus_ They're like the xbox of kitchen work

[15:39:55] Syndus_ Everything you do will avoid the warranty

[15:39:59] Syndus_ Lol

[15:40:17] Syndus_ Lol

[15:40:24] Syndus_ Five sean a few that weren't just cheap plastic and hoses

[15:40:36] Syndus_ A lot of liquor wells

[15:41:33] Syndus_ Kinda phish, many different things

[15:42:12] Syndus_ We once had a antique refurbished coffee system with all the Bells and whistles behind the bar of a place. I used to tend that and it broke down one time. And I knew exactly what needed to be replaced. But I couldn't touch it because The Thing was a $185000.

[15:42:58] Syndus_ Same place again, say giant 35 foot fond du fountain. That we also used for chocolate new. Exactly how to fix it but I couldn't touch it

[15:45:06] Syndus_ I couldn't levitate birds

[15:45:11] Syndus_ They failed me out of school

[15:45:16] Syndus_ I just kept throwing them

[15:45:24] Syndus_ Hogwarts is bullshit

[15:45:37] Syndus_ Wut

[15:45:55] Syndus_ Lololol

[15:46:03] Syndus_ Fucking fight club bullshit

[15:46:18] Syndus_ Don't talk about it!

[15:47:21] Syndus_ It's issues

[15:47:25] Syndus_ Hurdur

[15:47:56] Syndus_ See, you know what I'm talking about with the inconvenience of insurance and contracts. When all you really wanna do is fill up a mug or cook a steak.

[15:48:36] Syndus_ We had a brand new flat top installed. That I had to help move in to the second story bar window through a boomlift. Just to get into my kitchen, and they put the wrong sized regulator on it. It was a one point five, and it needed a 0.5. No matter where you set the gas, it was bright purple in 35 seconds.

[15:51:22] Syndus_ Go away

[15:51:52] Syndus_ Mohammad Abdul Sharif karim ali.

[15:52:40] Syndus_ Don't worry guys, You can banish Mikoolo Back to his dimension simply by saying his name backwards

[15:52:58] Syndus_ OLOOKIM!!!

[15:53:11] Syndus_ lol

[15:54:15] Syndus_ Aquaman, cheer dafuq up would ya

[15:54:30] Syndus_ I went for a run earlier because you guys were bumming me out.

[15:54:53] Syndus_ Dude, what the h*** did I pull that from? It was like a skid about jeopardy with Alex trebek.

[15:55:00] Syndus_ I'll fuck me it was family guy wasn't it

[15:55:25] Syndus_ Xela Kebert

[15:55:35] Syndus_ Void sucking noises

[15:55:38] Syndus_ Poof

[15:56:19] Syndus_ You know what? It's been one of my dream since I was a child. To observe a black hole in my lifetime? And now I can safely say that I am fulfilled completely. I watched the rise and fall of Rizzo.

[15:58:49] Syndus_ I've been thinking about moving out b4 winter hits.

[15:59:09] Syndus_ Prob

[15:59:36] Syndus_ Like opening up a tube of grand's biscuits

[15:59:52] Syndus_ I've finished the hairs on my face if you types.

[15:59:57] Syndus_ Singed*

[16:00:03] Syndus_ A few times*

[16:00:40] Syndus_ Water

[16:04:58] Syndus_ 💧 🚿 🚰

[16:05:45] Syndus_ Yo

[16:09:13] Syndus_ That's oooooold

[16:09:22] Syndus_ Christ

[16:17:09] Syndus_ BATMAN

[16:17:24] Syndus_ I got something just for you dude

[16:17:26] Syndus_ https://reddit.com/r/NoRules/s/kz2x7yqkSw

[16:17:30] Syndus_ Watch that

[16:19:23] Syndus_ Lol

[16:19:48] Syndus_ You'll like the very end

[16:25:01] Syndus_ Ikr bm

[17:30:36] Syndus_ Lol

[17:30:41] Syndus_ You're welcome

[17:31:38] Syndus_ Heh

[17:32:23] Syndus_ Mmm turkey noodle 🍜

[17:32:56] Syndus_ Anyone cold? This'll warm you up

[17:33:04] Syndus_ ^_^

[17:52:38] Syndus_ 11:42 AM <• Mikoolo> Big bro has 2 polyps due to his asthma. -> for a laugh, do you happen to remember fg_cash? Before I ever brought him on rizon, he was convinced polyps were burnt popcorn and a pap smear was a type of beer?

[17:56:24] Syndus_ I miss that kid sometimes

[17:59:28] Syndus_ Yo

[18:00:12] Syndus_ Nope

[18:00:29] Syndus_ And all the girls were abducted to arieola fifty one

[18:00:53] Syndus_ Wait that's a u f o theme strip club never mind

[18:04:38] Syndus_ I can tuck it back if you want

[18:04:43] Syndus_ Ya freak

[18:05:02] Syndus_ You're the one trying to introduce fbi roleplay

[18:05:27] Syndus_ Wanna rub wieners together?

[18:05:58] Syndus_ Lol

[18:06:16] Syndus_ Have a seat

[18:06:29] Syndus_ What are you doing here?

[18:06:37] Syndus_ Lol

[18:07:48] Syndus_ Curious, anyone ever see an OLD humor skit about the dangers of bro rape with Donald Glover before he got famous?

[18:08:11] Syndus_ Lol one sec

[18:09:30] Syndus_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

[18:09:30] Syndus_ monery: I can't believe it's still up, it gets funny Bro Rape: A Newsline Investigative Report

[18:09:50] Syndus_ 2006

[18:09:58] Syndus_ Dayum

[18:10:06] Syndus_ Lol just watch it

[18:10:27] Syndus_ It's not a roll

[18:11:36] Syndus_ Childish gambino

[18:11:43] Syndus_ Actor

[18:11:59] Syndus_ Nvm it'd just a funny memory

[18:16:59] Syndus_ Are eMachines still a thing?

[18:17:29] Syndus_ Ah

[18:17:51] Syndus_ I thought it was odd that you bring that up. After all this time, I'm mostly just used the cases.

[18:18:00] Syndus_ My b

[18:18:06] Syndus_ Those things used to be built like tanks

[18:18:16] Syndus_ Moi?

[18:19:28] Syndus_ Me?

[18:19:40] Syndus_ Chef

[18:20:17] Syndus_ Lol

[18:20:56] Syndus_ Minding my own fuckin business

[18:24:48] Syndus_ I love those things

[18:24:58] Syndus_ The eggs

[18:34:53] Syndus_ Holy cow, there's a lot of house hlaalu quests I have to do.

[19:57:00] Syndus_ I flew today

[19:57:04] Syndus_ Wee

[20:17:28] Syndus_ Son of a....damn it all, anyone here know morrowind well enough to tell me why i can't advance the process of buying a home?

[20:17:52] Syndus_ I'm stuck

[20:17:59] Syndus_ This has to be a bug

[20:26:49] Syndus_ I pooped today

[20:27:18] Syndus_ It was French

[20:27:32] Syndus_ I shit in French

[20:28:30] Syndus_ I'm also allergic to purple

[20:30:45] Syndus_ No, purple

[21:55:50] Syndus_ Dafuq is this shite -> To become Hlaalu Hortator, part of completing the Fourth Trial in the Main Quest, he may request that you give him a kiss, and will also refuse to sponsor you in Great House Hlaalu until you undress for him. He will ask these favors regardless of your gender.

[21:56:35] Syndus_ Talk about landlord porn, I'd expect this from gta

[21:56:43] Syndus_ Butvth8s is morrowing

[21:56:48] Syndus_ But this*

[21:57:07] Syndus_ Morrowind, I can't spell

[22:08:08] Syndus_ https://www.xbox.com/play/media/6TFJNDYE2H

[22:08:53] Syndus_ ^^ https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wcrvnN1Q/1000001487.png

[22:09:08] Syndus_ That's what I was talking about earlier

[22:09:11] Syndus_ Lol

[22:24:03] Syndus_ Whoa

[22:24:46] Syndus_ I just got really light headed standing at the microwave heating up soup, started sweating and got dizzy and cold

[22:25:10] Syndus_ I threw on the ac and a fan on me and I'm burning up, fuck

[22:25:56] Syndus_ Lol

[22:26:38] Syndus_ Right no. I already had a sinus cold and all of a sudden this shit happened in 10 minutes, I felt fine this morning

[22:26:55] Syndus_ Fine enough for a jog

[22:30:08] Syndus_ Life

[22:37:35] Syndus_ Boney plays

[22:37:38] Syndus_ Yeaaah

[22:37:46] Syndus_ With friends

[22:38:00] Syndus_ U

[22:39:02] Syndus_ Schmaloofah

[22:39:12] Syndus_ ^European cat

[22:39:25] Syndus_ Lol sup

[23:24:51] Syndus_ I found something I want

[23:25:15] Syndus_ https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/LVu4nFlB/1000001488.jpg

[23:25:35] Syndus_ Mmmhmm

[23:25:42] Syndus_ Cool eh?

[23:25:59] Syndus_ N33T

[23:26:17] Syndus_ Olivia fig newton's john

[23:26:42] Syndus_ Ikr

[23:26:45] Syndus_ Tea

[23:26:49] Syndus_ ^

[23:34:53] Syndus_ Chicken

[23:35:42] Syndus_ Chickenburg Germany

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive