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Friday, September 1, 2023

[20:31:49] TurdisMcFurdis any girls like olive garden here?

[20:34:33] TurdisMcFurdis !bang

[20:34:52] TurdisMcFurdis !bang

[20:34:55] TurdisMcFurdis fuck

[20:35:08] TurdisMcFurdis thanks it was comin right fer us

[20:35:49] TurdisMcFurdis power jelq crystals on alibaba a scam?

[20:36:07] TurdisMcFurdis aight

[20:37:37] TurdisMcFurdis thank god i have you guys to tell me what's what

[20:38:39] TurdisMcFurdis i'd like to interject for a moment -

[20:39:16] TurdisMcFurdis i actually have to use gnu+linoox for work every day and thats why im here shitposting

[20:39:49] TurdisMcFurdis these machines i access dont have curors at all because no x windows

[20:40:05] TurdisMcFurdis uh like a display server i mean

[20:40:31] TurdisMcFurdis did you know that gentoos typically shit their own bodyweight daily

[20:40:40] TurdisMcFurdis just made that up

[20:41:12] TurdisMcFurdis oh we use screen. or coworkers do because they're too stupid to realize tmux is goat

[20:42:09] TurdisMcFurdis I will sing you the song of my people so you can understand better: heoohh ehh heyyy ohh wee hoo ayee weee ohhh boiinggg booo bobo booo

[20:42:40] TurdisMcFurdis my bad

[20:45:03] TurdisMcFurdis h4: the kind with four corners and glass panes in between

[20:45:48] TurdisMcFurdis imagine doing 69 w/ richard stallman's fat asscrack for like two minutes vividly

[20:46:43] TurdisMcFurdis story title: how i became erect

[20:48:42] TurdisMcFurdis makese sense, practical, thoughtful, intelligent

[20:49:20] TurdisMcFurdis "build a house starting with one brick, the first brick, that is. american style."

[20:49:50] TurdisMcFurdis no i read it and incoroporated it

[20:49:53] TurdisMcFurdis while typing

[20:51:06] TurdisMcFurdis h4: s/laughs/jelqs -e s/r ass/in court

[20:51:23] TurdisMcFurdis fuck it doesnt work like awk

[20:51:42] TurdisMcFurdis heh

[20:53:47] TurdisMcFurdis montar: which one

[20:54:03] TurdisMcFurdis !bang

[20:56:11] TurdisMcFurdis i only do shell scripting so posix shell, perl, sometimes i have to fuck with python for work

[20:57:03] TurdisMcFurdis fuck python

[20:58:32] TurdisMcFurdis there was a literal tranny at my last job who would steal python scripts and ansible playbooks from other teams and pass them off as his own work and got promoted for it and the soy simps knew the tranny was stealing their work and were ok with it

[20:58:44] TurdisMcFurdis couldn't write a single line of code for himself tho

[20:59:24] TurdisMcFurdis all the ((((brackets))) might be problematic

[21:00:55] TurdisMcFurdis oh yeah that reminds me. the tranny installed vscode and couldn't figure out how to export text files any format other than binary. big kek

[21:01:19] TurdisMcFurdis yeah ill take brackets over python

[21:03:54] TurdisMcFurdis sed awk grep perl FOR LIFE

[21:04:35] TurdisMcFurdis ComputerTech: s/python/perl

[21:08:00] TurdisMcFurdis montar: JavaScript is required for PrivateBin to work. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[21:08:03] TurdisMcFurdis bruv

[21:08:29] TurdisMcFurdis alias bin="curl -F 'f:1=<-' ix.io"

[21:08:55] TurdisMcFurdis cat penis.perl | bin

[21:10:18] TurdisMcFurdis clbin is good

[21:11:12] TurdisMcFurdis whoa

[21:12:47] TurdisMcFurdis it's cooler to have a bunch of fags following you but to be disinterested in following anybody

[21:14:10] TurdisMcFurdis when I was a lad I eat 4 dozen eggs every morning to get large

[21:15:02] TurdisMcFurdis [incorrect buzzer noise]

[21:18:46] TurdisMcFurdis don't tell me how to live my life

[21:19:10] TurdisMcFurdis im gonna have a shit weekend and take a chode up the rear out of spite

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