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[14:48:08] h4 Herr Frogorg

[14:49:50] h4 yeah

[14:50:02] h4 that's Herr Hans to you

[15:20:04] h4 Fensta: got it, you're old

[17:21:18] h4 think irish666 got mad about you not guessing Frogorg?

[17:27:15] h4 oh eww

[17:27:57] h4 uncle m0n?

[17:34:39] h4 ComputerTech: spent all three days in the pub?

[17:34:44] h4 you probably slept theer

[17:34:46] h4 *there

[17:34:52] h4 under the counter

[17:41:23] h4 ComputerTech: ah, another family-hammering

[17:43:05] h4 !bang

[17:43:07] h4 !reload

[17:43:08] h4 !bang

[17:44:54] h4 well if you rename yourself to monatar

[17:44:57] h4 !bang

[17:45:03] h4 !bang

[17:45:07] h4 goddamn it foxy

[17:45:15] h4 !shop 16 montar

[17:45:17] h4 RUHE!

[17:45:18] h4 thx

[17:45:54] h4 lol

[17:45:55] h4 -13xp

[17:45:57] h4 nice montar

[17:49:37] h4 yes

[17:49:59] h4 so ComputerTech

[17:50:12] h4 drinking only on weekends is being an alcoholic as well

[17:50:17] h4 a doctor told me so

[17:50:28] h4 you don't need to drink that poison daily

[17:52:21] h4 no according to my doctor you would qualify as a proper alcoholic

[17:52:32] h4 just doing it regularly causes a lot of damage

[17:52:40] h4 truth hurts

[17:52:46] h4 same behaviour as most alcoholics btw :D

[17:52:58] h4 likely

[17:53:05] h4 alcohol is culturally accepted

[17:53:18] h4 you drink alcohol every weekend?

[17:53:37] h4 then you only know alcoholics?

[17:53:40] h4 no wonder you became one

[17:53:56] h4 sad excuse

[17:54:00] h4 every german is a murderer

[17:54:27] h4 stop condemning all irish people to be alcoholics just because your town is filled with them

[17:55:08] h4 not even a town

[17:55:21] h4 i mean that thing where people gather to buy more alcohol from houses with lights inside

[18:03:24] h4 !shop 16 ComputerTech

[18:03:24] h4 pew

[18:05:50] h4 :O

[18:05:51] h4 slit how?

[18:05:56] h4 *who

[18:06:15] h4 yes obviously

[18:06:21] h4 across the lanes is for attention anyways

[18:06:33] h4 you don't however

[18:07:00] h4 you forgot the cyanide pill

[19:43:38] h4 yes

[19:44:05] h4 ComputerTech: s/Clive_Rosenfield/Hurensohn/

[19:44:06] h4 ftfy

[19:50:02] h4 Frogorg: i have really bad news

[19:50:13] h4 i smoked weed and didn'T feel like working out yesterday

[19:50:28] h4 then i stuffed my face with a load of garbage

[19:50:31] h4 fuck you ComputerTech

[19:50:37] h4 damn

[19:50:42] h4 but

[19:50:45] h4 i am about to drink beer

[19:50:49] h4 it's already in the fridge

[19:50:53] h4 because it tastes best cold

[19:51:02] h4 but i haven't done pushups nor situps today

[19:51:09] h4 ComputerTech: ofc you'd ask

[19:51:13] h4 czech budweiser

[19:51:22] h4 i agree

[19:55:19] h4 the hammering thingie?

[19:55:26] h4 i imagine that was hot for you

[19:55:38] h4 so with that family dynamic

[19:55:42] h4 who hammered whom?

[19:56:03] h4 did your brother join from poland?

[19:56:10] h4 imagine he has the most hammering experience from polish prison

[19:56:24] h4 or did mom hammer the both of you?

[19:56:31] h4 with some education maybe

[19:57:17] h4 clearly on mobile again

[19:57:27] h4 i'm gonna jerk off then

[19:57:28] h4 later

[19:58:15] h4 preparing

[19:58:25] h4 wow

[19:58:27] h4 do it proper at least

[19:59:05] h4 ja nun n0s3y|afk

[19:59:06] h4 Sommer vorbei

[19:59:10] h4 jetzt wieder Herbst

[19:59:14] h4 was sagst dazu?

[19:59:32] h4 :O

[19:59:37] h4 brennt dir der Hut!?

[19:59:46] h4 ja das wäre geil

[19:59:49] h4 aber so 1-2 Wochen im Jahr

[19:59:53] h4 danach bitte wieder Frühling und Sommer

[20:00:02] h4 aber wo soll ich radeln?

[20:00:07] h4 da fress ich doch nur und werde fett

[20:00:15] h4 hddf ComputerTech

[20:00:25] h4 HALT

[20:00:26] h4 DEINE

[20:00:27] h4 DUMME

[20:00:28] h4 FRESSE

[20:00:28] h4 :D

[20:00:41] h4 so does urban dictionary

[20:00:54] h4 oh

[20:00:59] h4 watch me

[20:01:12] h4 HDDF ComputerTech!

[20:01:20] h4 danke

[20:02:00] h4 impressive

[20:02:13] h4 Pesamerth sounds like he was a persian cat

[20:02:23] h4 yeah no

[20:02:24] h4 you ruined that

[20:02:29] h4 with making fun of ComputerTech

[20:02:33] h4 now i have to think about him being a moron

[20:02:37] h4 and nothing is rising

[20:02:50] h4 vllt was mit der Potenz

[20:03:25] h4 garantiert

[20:03:34] h4 oder einfach mal mit Perwoll waschen das Ding

[20:25:11] h4 joa

[20:25:45] h4 n0s3y|afk gets aroused by Actimel

[20:36:41] h4 .w

[20:48:17] h4 !bang

[20:48:19] h4 !reload

[20:48:20] h4 !bang

[20:48:21] h4 !bang

[20:48:22] h4 !bang

[20:48:23] h4 !reload

[20:48:23] h4 !bang

[21:14:59] h4 sucked your way out of there?

[21:15:17] h4 you had to sign?

[21:15:33] h4 wtf is going on with you?

[21:15:43] h4 you had to use violence in self defense 7 times?

[21:15:50] h4 are you living in chicago?

[21:15:58] h4 no, they got guns, surely you'd be shot by now

[21:16:18] h4 sure

[21:16:27] h4 but that means that seven times someone must have attacked you first

[21:16:42] h4 or is demolishing someone for looking funny selfdefense too?

[21:17:03] h4 sure just don't bask in it

[21:17:08] h4 it's not as cool as people think

[21:17:18] h4 is it basque?

[21:17:22] h4 .t en de basque

[21:17:25] h4 .t en de bask

[21:17:31] h4 not it's bask :D

[21:17:33] h4 don't confuse me

[21:17:46] h4 thx n0s3y|afk

[21:17:57] h4 Ahsoka: you just want to get into my panties

[21:18:19] h4 it is understandable Ahsoka

[21:18:38] h4 if you had even the slightest idea what i'm hiding in there

[21:18:52] h4 das nimmt dem ganzen ja den Reiz weg n0s3y|afk

[21:18:55] h4 das muss man sich vorstellen

[21:19:06] h4 Syndus_: quite offensive for not taking other people's shit

[21:19:13] h4 Rico: yeah, right

[21:19:25] h4 Rico: here's another one: ComputerTech does NOT have a problem with alcohol

[21:20:06] h4 Syndus_: you'd have to scream over a huge distance

[21:20:09] h4 not many mountains around

[21:20:14] h4 i live in the flatlands

[21:20:28] h4 no they didn't

[21:20:31] h4 that just sounds ridiculous

[21:20:55] h4 yeah

[21:21:00] h4 fed up with others

[21:21:05] h4 you show a lot of negative attitude

[21:21:23] h4 a frenchie born in italy

[21:21:25] h4 keep up n0s3y|afk

[21:22:02] h4 ne das ist ein Urlauber am Gardasee

[21:23:42] h4 Syndus_: quite racist as well

[21:23:54] h4 gay

[21:24:34] h4 Syndus_: ah okay, Rassenschande

[21:24:40] h4 we germans respect that

[21:25:09] h4 !bang

[21:25:13] h4 !bang

[21:25:23] h4 expect internet to be gone soon

[21:25:28] h4 foxy just shot an ethernet adapter

[21:25:52] h4 it always is

[21:25:59] h4 $in 4h wb ComputerTech

[21:26:02] h4 $in 8h wb ComputerTech

[21:26:04] h4 $in 12h wb ComputerTech

[21:26:26] h4 tjr only if ComputerTech does it under your guidance

[21:26:52] h4 haha

[21:27:06] h4 .quote add [T] <~tjr> h4/rizon: I wouldn't let ComputerTech log into any of my VMs ;\

[21:27:31] h4 good

[21:27:34] h4 lets scratch out the bad parts

[21:27:39] h4 like that nasty holocaust business

[21:28:11] h4 Syndus_: shortcomings...didn't you say you were small?

[21:28:34] h4 done

[21:28:50] h4 it needs to cool down

[21:30:26] h4 like the bible

[21:30:49] h4 Syndus_: explains the gay

[21:31:41] h4 ComputerTech: last quote is for you

[21:32:03] h4 he has a point

[21:32:08] h4 you can't argue logic

[21:32:14] h4 hddf ComputerTech!

[21:33:04] h4 so it's nothing like stonehenge

[21:34:04] h4 what is wrong with your country Syndus_?

[21:34:11] h4 male

[21:34:12] h4 male box

[21:34:17] h4 where you can grab into and find

[21:34:19] h4 oh nvm

[21:34:51] h4 given how cables are named

[21:34:56] h4 a mailbox should be a femalebox

[21:35:01] h4 as it has a hole

[21:35:08] h4 oh god i sound like sushi

[21:37:44] h4 i'm a mailbox

[21:37:45] h4 naturally

[21:37:53] h4 Ahsoka: nasty

[21:38:02] h4 ComputerTech: what would you even wanna do with it?

[21:38:07] h4 fail within 10 minutes of installation?

[21:38:16] h4 lol

[21:38:30] h4 ComputerTech drops into csh and starts crying

[21:39:08] h4 that's fairly enough german

[21:39:12] h4 to be accepted back into the reich

[21:40:07] h4 tjr: later, for now we stay relaxed

[21:40:12] h4 we can release the Deutsche Wut later

[21:42:43] h4 n0s3y|afk: did he drink a german beer?

[21:44:14] h4 !bang

[21:44:20] h4 sup?

[21:44:22] h4 u good?

[21:44:31] h4 yea

[21:44:32] h4 h

[21:44:42] h4 always what?

[21:44:48] h4 ComputerTech: s/always/always drunk/

[21:44:51] h4 oh

[21:44:58] h4 mine sounds more like you

[21:45:25] h4 that is a nice dragon

[21:45:27] h4 where'd you find it?

[21:45:49] h4 you found Dragon in a cage?

[21:46:03] h4 did Dragon find you at the homeless shelter?

[21:46:16] h4 is that a question?

[21:46:17] h4 then yes

[21:46:19] h4 he did find you there

[21:46:42] h4 and that was ComputerTech's first attempt to leave mommies nest

[21:47:04] h4 now he just plans to outlive his parents to keep living there

[21:47:48] h4 what?

[21:48:02] h4 please don't invade europe

[21:48:05] h4 you can always go to the us

[21:51:09] h4 ugh

[21:51:14] h4 so i was chatting in that other channel

[21:51:18] h4 and there was some technician dude

[21:51:25] h4 he kept laughing at jokes he didn't understand

[21:51:32] h4 and that really upset me

[21:51:37] h4 you know it

[21:51:49] h4 you should

[21:52:06] h4 you may know him best

[21:52:16] h4 !shop 16 jeff_stacey

[21:52:20] h4 wash yourself please

[21:52:24] h4 ComputerTech is filthy as usual

[21:52:34] h4 glatt und dann so

[21:52:42] h4 Wassereimer machen so, ich machen so

[21:52:46] h4 aber - pfff - Unfall

[21:53:20] h4 well anyways

[21:54:41] h4 ComputerTech: that is an empty threat

[21:54:44] h4 you are not american

[21:55:34] h4 is that advertisement Serion?

[21:55:43] h4 you

[21:55:43] h4 are

[21:55:44] h4 so

[21:55:45] h4 done

[21:55:50] h4 ComputerTech: take care of it

[21:55:54] h4 twat

[21:56:06] h4 no

[21:56:09] h4 no

[21:56:41] h4 stop sharing jimi hendrix

[21:56:52] h4 this filth from northern ireland won't appreciate it

[21:56:58] h4 he will come back with some gay ass flashy 80s rock

[21:57:09] h4 right

[21:57:11] h4 he whispers to you

[21:57:15] h4 merkste selbst

[21:57:25] h4 wow

[21:57:31] h4 you search for it by "watch tower"

[21:57:36] h4 why don't you just live among the sheep?

[21:58:01] h4 but he can still live with them

[21:58:04] h4 i need another beer

[21:58:17] h4 you are much more tolerable when drunk ComputerTech

[21:58:32] h4 .f

[21:58:43] h4 ComputerTech: this is the 4th time you check the weather within 2 hours

[21:58:56] h4 has it changed?

[21:58:57] h4 check again

[21:59:00] h4 somethingmight have happened

[21:59:06] h4 is that a cloud on the radar?

[21:59:11] h4 quick ComputerTech, check the data!!

[21:59:21] h4 no!

[21:59:24] h4 what are you doing?

[21:59:27] h4 why is the bootloader gone?

[21:59:29] h4 wtf ComputerTech?

[21:59:37] h4 nein

[21:59:52] h4 omg

[21:59:54] h4 kick him

[21:59:55] h4 wtf?

[22:00:04] h4 tjr he clearly has no idea what that is :D

[22:00:29] h4 omfg ComputerTech

[22:00:34] h4 you are such a disappointment

[22:00:38] h4 i hope your parents love you regardless

[22:00:57] h4 yeah he's fucked in he head, but we love our little ComputerTech!

[22:01:25] h4 Isn't that right, Colby?

[22:01:31] h4 *hits Computer*

[22:01:39] h4 Colby made computer go linux brrrr

[22:02:01] h4 he is currently taking lessons from tors

[22:02:04] h4 on something with his mouth

[22:02:47] h4 lemme check on tors how your training is coming along

[22:03:29] h4 what would you even wanna do with it?

[22:03:43] h4 rape it and run wordpress on it?

[22:03:58] h4 you are willing to pay money for a vps to "learn" by playing with freebsd?

[22:04:06] h4 mommy gotta earn a lot

[22:04:18] h4 dude

[22:04:27] h4 like you couldn't find some page online that hosts a freebsd

[22:04:33] h4 and gives you a terminal in the browser

[22:04:36] h4 to interact with it

[22:04:39] h4 wtf?

[22:04:47] h4 m0n: he is exhausting

[22:04:53] h4 his stupidity keeps coming at me from all sides

[22:04:56] h4 i am smothered

[22:05:10] h4 keep your pisswasser

[22:05:22] h4 m0n: hottest cunt in town :D

[22:05:33] h4 also rumour has it he swallows

[22:05:34] h4 a lot

[22:05:45] h4 meh drunk

[22:05:52] h4 i had four beers and apart from feeling stuffed

[22:05:55] h4 it doesn't really do a lot

[22:06:17] h4 i don't get what you enjoy about drinking really

[22:06:34] h4 i'd rather smoke some weed

[22:06:44] h4 non alcoholic magners?

[22:06:44] h4 oh boy

[22:06:49] h4 they once made jokes about germans

[22:06:56] h4 the only people you could sell non-alcoholic beer to

[22:07:19] h4 stfu

[22:07:53] h4 cunt

[22:08:05] h4 wash your fingers

[22:08:37] h4 gay

[22:08:52] h4 god

[22:08:55] h4 he'S gonna marry you

[22:08:56] h4 watch out

[22:09:01] h4 ComputerTech seems really in love

[22:09:42] h4 m0n: keep your weak currency

[22:10:08] h4 stfu ComputerTech

[22:10:18] h4 it's like i say something stupid

[22:10:23] h4 and ComputerTech just can't help but outdo me

[22:10:32] h4 hey i'm the dumbest fuck around

[22:10:35] h4 and in he comes

[22:10:40] h4 embarassing himself

[22:10:52] h4 that ComputerTech guy

[22:11:08] h4 that ugly guy

[22:11:10] h4 the sheep dude

[22:11:50] h4 i envy you

[22:12:13] h4 that's putting it lightly

[22:12:24] h4 i use ComputerTech to control my anger

[22:12:31] h4 he has that ability to make people wanna choke him

[22:12:55] h4 dumbest cunt around here says what

[22:13:25] h4 that is tough

[22:13:30] h4 i think Ahsoka has nicer tits

[22:13:48] h4 and those lips

[22:14:08] h4 he also knows how to get hammered properly

[22:14:30] h4 and he can always get his mom to join the action

[22:16:53] h4 you should investigate m0n

[22:17:04] h4 i have no time for shenanigans

[22:17:26] h4 who else?

[22:18:02] h4 i don't think foxy knows her

[22:18:05] h4 so probably not

[22:18:19] h4 oh god

[22:18:22] h4 you must be hideous

[22:18:35] h4 he only exposed his face to you

[22:18:37] h4 YOU of all people

[22:18:46] h4 or that

[22:18:55] h4 where to start

[22:18:57] h4 oof

[22:19:08] h4 not my fault

[22:19:13] h4 i'm gonna take a psis

[22:19:15] h4 when i'm back

[22:19:21] h4 try to be a bit smarter ComputerTech

[22:19:22] h4 alright?

[22:19:36] h4 Scheitern mit Ansage

[22:25:37] h4 wow ComputerTech

[22:25:40] h4 i just noticed something

[22:25:44] h4 you are more bearable

[22:25:48] h4 the more beer i drink

[22:26:02] h4 hold on

[22:26:08] h4 .t de en erträglich

[22:26:11] h4 yeah that

[22:26:19] h4 no

[22:26:26] h4 i almost never do

[22:26:32] h4 so i can't just start doing it now

[22:27:03] h4 admitted ComputerTech isn't as annoying

[22:27:43] h4 ...

[22:28:02] h4 toll Ahsoka

[22:28:12] h4 echt

[22:28:14] h4 thumbs up

[22:29:01] h4 no

[22:29:03] h4 !bang

[22:43:13] h4 Serion: whom?

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