IRC Driven

[04:42:14] Mikoolo No you're not, Zack.

[04:42:19] Mikoolo Now you're going to install the nude mods.

[04:43:26] Mikoolo Or download this t-shirt so you can play as ComputerTech in Starfield, Zack https://gamerjournalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Starfield-Dont-Bully-Me-Ill-Cum-Shirt-Mod.jpg?resize=1024,576

[04:44:15] Mikoolo Ah

[04:44:17] Mikoolo Dana Carvey

[07:07:02] Mikoolo I remember the story of when ComputerTech first saw his mum. Jameson.

[07:07:23] Mikoolo His grabby little hands were stretched out to hold her.

[07:07:27] Mikoolo So he could get a sip.

[07:14:51] Mikoolo It would be cool if ComputerTech's mums name was Jenna.

[07:14:54] Mikoolo .u Jenna Jameson

[07:23:20] Mikoolo Dyslexia isn't anything you joek about.

[09:00:23] Mikoolo Question: Nap or no Nap?

[09:20:30] Mikoolo @seen deadly

[11:37:35] Mikoolo Seems like the modern day black'n'tans caught him.

[11:42:13] Mikoolo Is it?

[11:44:36] Mikoolo I HAVE NOW FINALLY DOXXED PEORTH https://youtu.be/s28a3nVHCLo

[11:45:03] Mikoolo You're cute tho, Peorth. Gotta give you that.

[12:13:44] Mikoolo Uncle called me.

[12:13:49] Mikoolo My favourite one.

[12:14:20] Mikoolo Havn't seen him since grandma's funeral.

[12:15:00] Mikoolo We're both part of a modern family curse.

[12:15:18] Mikoolo Always one person in each generation thats going to have some form of disability.

[12:16:40] Mikoolo I'm that person in my generation.

[12:16:45] Mikoolo He was that person in his generation.

[12:17:00] Mikoolo He fell at a construction site.

[12:17:06] Mikoolo Got braindamage, nerve damage and shit.

[12:17:41] Mikoolo I got a braindamage 4 weeks ago tabb.

[12:17:46] Mikoolo Not sure yet what it might have caused.

[12:17:50] Mikoolo If anything noticable.

[12:18:05] Mikoolo But there is braindamage thats 100% sure.

[12:18:23] Mikoolo Here tabb https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[12:18:32] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/bNnPYY2.jpg

[12:18:48] Mikoolo Workplace accident.

[12:19:07] Mikoolo That white line got launched into my right eye.

[12:19:32] Mikoolo It smashed it's way trough the protective visor on my helmet, my glasses, found a way through the eyesocket without smashing bone and is now stuck in my brain.

[12:28:42] Mikoolo Cry?

[12:28:46] Mikoolo Or ban people?

[12:28:54] Mikoolo Sorry.

[12:29:04] Mikoolo I am not allowed to cry according to my doctors, Serion.

[12:29:31] Mikoolo Apparently nothing critical or I wouldn't sit here.

[12:30:07] Mikoolo But I should buy a rope just incase, h4.

[12:30:50] Mikoolo Found a 15m long one that can handle 180kg.

[12:31:05] Mikoolo 4 euros

[12:32:07] Mikoolo Found a better one.

[12:32:11] Mikoolo Breaking point 250kg.

[12:32:15] Mikoolo A bit expensiver.

[12:33:07] Mikoolo Fuck.

[12:33:18] Mikoolo I should calculate my falling speed and see if the rope can withstand that.

[12:33:30] Mikoolo So my neck gets a clean snap.

[12:33:44] Mikoolo Just so the other people will not go "Don't do that!"

[12:34:04] Mikoolo I am planning for worst case scenario. If the metal bit gets infected or becomes some form of boil in my brain.

[12:34:46] Mikoolo I do not fucking want to survive that as a vegetable that my mum or other relatives are going to be forced to push around on a wheelchair because I've turned into a vegetable.

[12:34:54] Mikoolo Fully aware but unable to move or speak.

[12:40:37] Mikoolo Assisted suicide is illegal here, HelderHeid.

[12:41:21] Mikoolo He knows, HelderHeid.

[12:41:32] Mikoolo wildting2 is just trying to put a bit of light on it.

[12:41:35] Mikoolo And I approve of it.

[12:41:43] Mikoolo Same type of sick humor :)

[12:43:15] Mikoolo Sure thing zof.

[12:43:27] Mikoolo I promise you that you will get any car in my legal possession, zof.

[12:43:53] Mikoolo I do not have any car.

[12:44:04] Mikoolo I do not even have a lego car.

[12:44:07] Mikoolo Or a toy car.

[12:44:17] Mikoolo And no. Lego are not toys.

[12:44:21] Mikoolo Reindeers are not cars, wildting2.

[12:44:57] Mikoolo A naked finnish chicken?

[12:45:03] Mikoolo Don't have any of them either.

[12:45:10] Mikoolo I have already decided on one thing.

[12:45:40] Mikoolo If my new BFF decides to end me I've already made sure that my step neice gets the knife my grandpa made me for my 7th b-day.

[12:46:33] Mikoolo WIth the message "Even if you ain't born as my neice you'll forever be my real neice and daughter of my brother. I love you and hope you have a great future."

[12:46:46] Mikoolo No zof.

[12:47:01] Mikoolo zof this is my new BFF https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[12:47:20] Mikoolo I can't.

[12:47:22] Mikoolo This is text.

[12:47:37] Mikoolo I have thought about that.

[12:47:44] Mikoolo Getting a strong af neodymium magnet.

[12:48:04] Mikoolo But the nurses and doctors all got this terrified look on their faces when I brought it up.

[12:49:29] Mikoolo Gonna get a rope for that.

[12:50:57] Mikoolo I'm at home now.

[12:51:02] Mikoolo Since friday last week.

[12:51:21] Mikoolo What fucking servants?

[12:53:40] Mikoolo Chiester, you can be my chamber maid if you want.

[12:53:58] Mikoolo No hanky panky.

[12:54:09] Mikoolo Completely professional employment.

[12:54:27] Mikoolo no

[12:54:39] Mikoolo You're gonna christopher walken me, zof.

[12:55:41] Mikoolo pain tit black

[13:09:17] Mikoolo D:

[13:09:26] Mikoolo Are you harassing my chamber maid, zof?

[13:09:38] Mikoolo Here.

[13:54:03] Mikoolo Seems like they are heading to USA for that bologna, irish666.

[13:55:24] Mikoolo irish666 I made you some fish'n'chips https://i.redd.it/3xwymeir82891.jpg

[13:56:03] Mikoolo Hey.

[13:56:05] Mikoolo Don't cuss.

[13:57:59] Mikoolo I thought we were a fenian channel dyne D:

[13:58:06] Mikoolo We got irish666 and ComputerTech in here after all.

[13:58:35] Mikoolo Two proper irish lads with AR-180's that are willing to show the english where they can put their kinky boots.

[13:59:35] Mikoolo Neither am I.

[13:59:41] Mikoolo .u fenian

[14:01:06] Mikoolo How do you feel about scotland gaining independence, dyne?

[14:01:09] Mikoolo And everything that comes with it.

[14:01:37] Mikoolo No more money from UK, they have to manage everything themselves.

[14:02:07] Mikoolo Taxation and shit.

[14:02:37] Mikoolo Sure they got the oilrigs in their territory iirc but thats like 2% of the entire UK BNP.

[14:03:27] Mikoolo What did he do now?

[14:04:31] Mikoolo No they don't need to.

[14:04:41] Mikoolo Then it wouldn't be independence.

[14:05:44] Mikoolo Scotish independence mate. If it gets voted through.

[14:05:50] Mikoolo Nothing about invasion mate.

[14:06:35] Mikoolo It would be fun as a non-UK citizen to see what would happen.

[14:06:45] Mikoolo The day scotland gains independence.

[14:06:59] Mikoolo If they would economically survive or not.

[14:08:52] Mikoolo Just don't move to scotland, wales or northern ireland then.

[14:19:42] Mikoolo I bet he speaks BBC ONE.

[14:20:33] Mikoolo BBC Accent*

[14:21:03] Mikoolo How much per month is it?

[14:21:53] Mikoolo So a pack of fags.

[14:21:57] Mikoolo If not two packs?

[14:23:13] Mikoolo I don't have a telly either.

[14:23:23] Mikoolo But swedish laws turned tv license into a tax.

[14:23:43] Mikoolo And if you have a computer or a smartphone you'll pay the tax coz you can access the tv channels from that.

[14:24:16] Mikoolo And 13 quid a month.

[14:24:36] Mikoolo That ain't much.

[14:24:41] Mikoolo Sure it builds up but still.

[14:24:43] Mikoolo Ain't much.

[14:26:34] Mikoolo 34 minutes until my next set of eyedrops :(

[14:27:14] Mikoolo I can see rough shapes.

[14:27:33] Mikoolo But they are going to flush the silicone oil on the 26th I think.

[14:27:37] Mikoolo It might improve sight.

[14:28:06] Mikoolo I've accepted I won't see anything from it.

[14:28:13] Mikoolo If it gets better it gets better.

[14:28:19] Mikoolo But I ain't counting on it.

[14:28:26] Mikoolo They did after all do major surgeries on it.

[14:28:38] Mikoolo And it did get perforated.

[14:29:03] Mikoolo Talked with my uncle today.

[14:29:14] Mikoolo He was in a really serious workplace accident many years ago

[14:29:23] Mikoolo He got braindamage and nerve damages all over his body.

[14:29:49] Mikoolo Yeah.

[14:30:06] Mikoolo Great grandpa from mums side was apparently also one eyed.

[14:31:32] Mikoolo .u ywn

[14:32:43] Mikoolo Convict is australian in english.

[14:34:07] Mikoolo He needs something else to cry about today wof.

[14:34:18] Mikoolo He cried about the neighbours not allowing him into their sheep pens.

[14:34:23] Mikoolo Yesterday.

[14:43:54] Mikoolo hi Hotties

[14:44:18] Mikoolo Indifferent

[14:46:33] Mikoolo Ok

[14:46:58] Mikoolo I am fine, Hotties. 50€, better pay me asap.

[14:47:08] Mikoolo a fine.

[14:47:11] Mikoolo Better h4?

[14:50:05] Mikoolo @seen deadly

[14:50:07] Mikoolo He ded.

[14:50:44] Mikoolo 10 minutes until my next eyedrops.

[14:50:53] Mikoolo May I drop it on you h4?

[15:16:41] Mikoolo p1x4l, Rico speaks Puerto.

[15:18:02] Mikoolo Do not touch me.

[15:18:24] Mikoolo Good.

[15:18:27] Mikoolo No touching.

[15:21:09] Mikoolo I bet they are yellow jackets, Syndus_.

[15:21:31] Mikoolo Yellow jackets are more fun.

[15:21:40] Mikoolo For me to read about.

[15:22:15] Mikoolo Bumble bees are chill af.

[15:23:06] Mikoolo Here \g https://i.imgur.com/yD9bd2B.jpg

[15:23:15] Mikoolo A bumble bee next entrance during the summer of 2018.

[15:23:30] Mikoolo The nest got overheated so the bumble bees went out to fan in cooler air.

[15:23:40] Mikoolo Me and a co-worker put up some shade over the entrance for them.

[15:24:22] Mikoolo They had the entrance right behind the upper hinge for the door to the boiler room.

[15:31:40] Mikoolo I don't remember the outdoor temperature that day \g but it was hot.

[15:32:28] Mikoolo How hot was it on a wednesday in june 5 years ago, \g?

[15:32:34] Mikoolo You better answer it quickly.

[15:32:38] Mikoolo No googling.

[15:32:45] Mikoolo Pick any wednesday in june.

[15:32:47] Mikoolo For your area.

[15:33:09] Mikoolo probably

[15:35:59] Mikoolo .w

[15:36:05] Mikoolo Wanna trade \g?

[15:37:07] Mikoolo Don't bother \g.

[15:37:25] Mikoolo My advice is to ignore people that say stuff like that, \g.

[15:37:38] Mikoolo Hello Frogorg.

[15:38:21] Mikoolo inb4 it's a long named place and hard to spell.

[15:39:12] Mikoolo You can spell it.

[15:39:32] Mikoolo But your keyboard or keyboard language won't allow you to spell it, \g.

[15:39:55] Mikoolo Here \g å Å

[15:40:07] Mikoolo copy/paste into notepad.

[15:52:04] Mikoolo They would look like sausage mascots.

[15:52:05] Mikoolo duh

[16:02:33] Mikoolo Hi So Warm.

[16:02:36] Mikoolo I'm Mikoolo.

[16:03:20] Mikoolo p1x4l I see you dare to say stfu to a op that is know to be abusive with his power.

[16:03:48] Mikoolo Good that i is sorry but are you, p1x4l?

[16:03:59] Mikoolo Do not fucking touch me.

[16:04:43] Mikoolo :<

[16:10:55] Mikoolo Turned based rpgs are an aquired taste.

[16:16:13] Mikoolo g like?

[16:16:16] Mikoolo \g*

[16:16:28] Mikoolo Thats not a action rpg.

[16:16:41] Mikoolo But it's still turnbased.

[16:17:31] Mikoolo Because he's retarded, adsr_.

[16:17:35] Mikoolo He can't say shit

[16:17:41] Mikoolo He says sasterixasterixasterix.

[16:18:13] Mikoolo Thats fasterixasterixasterixasterixasterix

[16:18:19] Mikoolo He's retarded, \g.

[16:18:28] Mikoolo He has a more severe brain damage than I have.

[16:18:34] Mikoolo He's like hawkings.

[16:18:44] Mikoolo he can't move his arms and stuff.

[16:19:35] Mikoolo Safer to say that I have one than I do not, \g.

[16:19:54] Mikoolo The metal bit did have a quite dramatic entreance.

[16:20:10] Mikoolo :(

[16:20:29] Mikoolo My condolences, \g.

[16:20:56] Mikoolo I am going to rope myself if my metal bit gets infected or turns into a pus boil, \g.

[16:21:50] Mikoolo I don't want to take the cance to turn locked in my body while fully aware due to brain damage.

[16:22:34] Mikoolo Rope and jump off a bridge, \g.

[16:22:51] Mikoolo Falling speed + weight + non-elastic rope around neck = snap.

[16:23:01] Mikoolo And a rope long enough.

[16:26:18] Mikoolo adsr_ https://youtu.be/5iBIqvkwkrA

[16:26:26] Mikoolo Thats the funniest way to die.

[16:26:50] Mikoolo Yeah

[16:27:51] Mikoolo It's called being arrested when it's MI6, irish666.

[16:29:36] Mikoolo Mcdouble d sounds like Ronald McDonalds adult daughter doing slutty titty streams on twitch.

[16:32:07] Mikoolo NC = N'cyng

[16:32:19] Mikoolo n sync*

[16:32:31] Mikoolo avgn = angry video game nertd

[16:32:35] Mikoolo -t

[16:32:52] Mikoolo h4. Syndus_ has lost his arms in a freak accident.

[16:33:02] Mikoolo So he uses speech to text.

[16:33:34] Mikoolo He found work with a carnival thats coming to his town next week.

[16:33:41] Mikoolo He'll be part of their freak show.

[16:33:51] Mikoolo As the ircing armless man.

[16:41:08] Mikoolo I don't think it's pills, h4.

[16:41:11] Mikoolo I think it's syringes.

[16:47:06] Mikoolo Try to tip in sweden, \g.

[16:48:59] Mikoolo Windows 10

[16:51:11] Mikoolo no idea

[16:51:44] Mikoolo Thats a sweet LEGO collection, \g.

[16:53:00] Mikoolo I don't even know what GTS DLL is.

[16:53:32] Mikoolo I'm rude to peeps for no reason, Syndus_.

[16:54:16] Mikoolo imo Hellsing TV has the best soundtrack.

[16:54:26] Mikoolo It also adds to the atmosphere.

[16:55:15] Mikoolo I ain't fighting anyone over their opinions on irc, \g.

[16:55:28] Mikoolo It's like bashing your head against a brick wall.

[16:56:25] Mikoolo /g?

[16:57:03] Mikoolo It doesn't.

[16:57:11] Mikoolo And the show wasn't even animated in 60fps.

[16:57:39] Mikoolo Fun Fact: Brotherhood was animated in 576p or something

[16:58:11] Mikoolo 540p

[16:58:38] Mikoolo Street Fighter 2 versus

[16:59:05] Mikoolo Street Fighter with Jean Claude Van Damme is better.

[16:59:40] Mikoolo Best Street Fighter movie was City Hunter.

[17:00:23] Mikoolo \g Syndus_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBsajdIZf74

[17:00:58] Mikoolo Jackie Chan is the best Chun Li actor.

[17:01:48] Mikoolo City Hunter is so fucking awesome.

[17:03:53] Mikoolo h4 I got a good idea.

[17:04:01] Mikoolo I'm gonna buy minecraft on the switch this weekend.

[17:04:09] Mikoolo And crossplay with my nephew.

[17:04:18] Mikoolo While in the same room as him.

[17:04:35] Mikoolo So I can physically beat him (not abusively) when he doesn't listen to my orders in the game, h4.

[17:05:27] Mikoolo Ask the duckcreator, yjya.

[17:18:01] Mikoolo \g did you see the mac-11 video by Garand Thumb?

[17:19:09] Mikoolo The charlie videos are the best tho

[17:19:26] Mikoolo Here \g https://youtu.be/vaf1BzO6ptU

[17:20:45] Mikoolo Remember the diversity hire scene \g?

[17:39:15] Mikoolo I think someone needs to put a muzzle on the onomatopoeia dog barks.

[17:41:38] Mikoolo https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eTjjIONnN8c?feature=share

[18:32:15] Mikoolo Theres one duck you guys ain't allowed to shoot.

[18:32:41] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/C4-WSBUoHtw

[18:32:43] Mikoolo Subaru

[18:37:25] Mikoolo $tell ComputerTech Sheep Buggerer

[18:37:45] Mikoolo Not much

[18:37:58] Mikoolo And you?

[18:39:54] Mikoolo Have you ever considered stop buggering sheep, ComputerTech?

[18:40:32] Mikoolo .kb Peorth flood go away

[18:42:26] Mikoolo DungProducer!

[19:00:48] Mikoolo Why are we allowing unmedicated Syndus_ in here?

[19:07:57] Mikoolo ComputerTech are you ready?

[19:08:07] Mikoolo 50 days until No Drink November.

[19:08:35] Mikoolo No alcohol consumption during the entire month of november, ComputerTech.

[19:08:37] Mikoolo For you.

[19:10:58] Mikoolo I've not had nicotine since august 16th, Chiester.

[19:11:05] Mikoolo And no alcohol since august 13th.

[19:11:26] Mikoolo Unless 0.5% abv beers counts.

[19:11:30] Mikoolo Then I've had alcohol last week.

[19:12:42] Mikoolo We don't have HS reunions in sweden.

[19:13:46] Mikoolo Nope

[19:15:32] Mikoolo I now see why you need medication, Syndus_.

[19:16:20] Mikoolo Syndus_, I've had a hard fucking month so grow up.

[19:16:55] Mikoolo You don't see me bitching about people making fun about the metal fragment in my brain or the loss of eyesight in my right eye, Syndus_.

[19:17:09] Mikoolo I can see one eye to eye deadly.

[19:18:10] Mikoolo Here Syndus_ a selfie https://i.imgur.com/RBWdwkh.jpeg

[19:18:33] Mikoolo https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg x-ray Syndus_

[19:18:36] Mikoolo The bit is still there.

[19:18:44] Mikoolo Had brain hemorraghe aswell.

[19:19:00] Mikoolo yeah

[19:19:24] Mikoolo A piece of metal wire from a wildlife fence that got launched by the clearing saw.

[19:19:45] Mikoolo It flew through the visor on my helmet, glasses through the eye and into my brain.

[19:19:54] Mikoolo If I was lucky it would have missed me completely.

[19:20:11] Mikoolo When I fell down on my knees in the swamp area screaming my lungs out, \g.

[19:20:33] Mikoolo 8

[19:20:47] Mikoolo The only 10 in pain I've felt was a kick in the nads.

[19:22:29] Mikoolo \g it felt like someone hit me really fucking hard in the eye.

[19:23:04] Mikoolo HEre Syndus_ https://i.imgur.com/6jHXO26.jpg

[19:24:15] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/U0ZPQYgvdzc

[19:25:45] Mikoolo Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than getting a piece of metal penetrate your eye and brain in high speed.

[19:26:12] Mikoolo I have not had kidney stones.

[19:26:18] Mikoolo Did you save any of the stones \g?

[19:27:03] Mikoolo Sounds like a diet related issue.

[19:27:59] Mikoolo :s

[19:28:03] Mikoolo Come to sweden.

[19:28:23] Mikoolo I'll feed you more foods you've only seen in videos, \g.

[19:29:41] Mikoolo \g https://youtu.be/n4gzjhOqkMs

[19:29:53] Mikoolo Wait I got a better one lemme find it.

[19:30:03] Mikoolo Here \g https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY

[19:30:18] Mikoolo It's epic

[19:30:21] Mikoolo It's pure epic.

[19:30:42] Mikoolo All of them, \g.

[19:30:57] Mikoolo Everything gets vomited on.

[19:31:15] Mikoolo And none of the people in the video are swedes \g.

[19:57:21] Mikoolo !shop 17 dyne

[19:57:36] Mikoolo I did one higher than h4. I appreciate you more dyne.

[19:57:55] Mikoolo WHat does 17 do btw?

[19:58:11] Mikoolo Nice

[19:58:13] Mikoolo Well

[19:58:19] Mikoolo The bot has me on ignore.

[20:09:30] Mikoolo I want to try the cunt of a countess.

[20:09:59] Mikoolo Imagine having countless countess cunts, irish666.

[20:11:50] Mikoolo ok

[20:11:52] Mikoolo Sleep

[20:12:48] Mikoolo He's afraid of me so he showed up when I'm about to leave.

[20:13:30] Mikoolo Theres no one in the ComputerTech discord voice chats, irish666.

[20:14:28] Mikoolo I'll consider it aswell if ComputerTech voice chats.

[20:18:34] Mikoolo When did you call me odin?

[20:18:46] Mikoolo And Odin gave up his eye voluntarily.

[20:18:50] Mikoolo I did not.

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