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[02:01:39] fifel I fucked and married your aunt

[02:01:42] fifel that’s how I know

[02:01:48] fifel foxy: One day you will be an aunt

[02:01:53] fifel will you be nasty?

[02:02:01] fifel ComputerTech: By marriage, not blood

[02:02:07] fifel ComputerTech: DO YOU WISH TO FORM A BLOOD BOND

[02:02:39] fifel foxy: So, given you’re an Aunt… I live in Sydney, what do you think about the proletariat, modern art, forced orgasm?

[02:02:44] fifel ComputerTech: Only if there’s blood in the cum.

[02:03:52] fifel foxy: Its okay, I wouldn’t date me either right now.

[02:04:24] fifel foxy has “modern art” as a block phrase on messages.

[02:04:30] fifel bloody classicists.

[02:05:45] fifel Impressionism -> Suprematism.

[02:05:51] fifel so 1870-1945

[02:06:34] fifel but its really demarcated by style, in the sense that the techniques retreat from the formal representation of the real as accuracy to the stylistic representation of the real as the grammar of painterly or sculpturely art in service to social needs.

[02:06:43] fifel post-modern art rejects social needs and rejects the possibility of aesthetic meaning.

[02:07:13] fifel I’m a humanities academic, can’t help it, also massive boner for Malevich and nSk.

[02:07:19] fifel Oh Dr Who

[02:07:37] fifel My favourite doctor is the blonde fay one

[02:07:40] fifel in the white suit

[02:08:15] fifel Did you ever see that episode where the prime minister is forced to fuck a pig on television

[02:08:27] fifel Ireland has never been an economically good time

[02:08:38] fifel dude

[02:08:40] fifel historian

[02:08:45] fifel ireland has never been economically good time

[02:09:02] fifel ireland’s rental law is *almost* as bad as australia too, so those prices are for absolute lack of security of tenure

[02:13:36] fifel cunnilingus

[02:31:51] fifel fuck butter

[02:31:56] fifel fuck butter

[02:32:06] fifel >other than fuck butter

[02:32:09] fifel fuck *CLARIFIED* butter

[02:32:55] fifel claim to be Australian, he can’t make you drunk if you’re already drunk

[02:34:26] fifel ComputerTech: I have a meme somewhere with James Connoly talking about an n county ireland, or an n+Norf county ireland or an Ireland + All UK county ireland.

[02:34:32] fifel I added all the counties in the US to it

[02:34:48] fifel West Ireland

[02:34:57] fifel “YOUSE BOUGHT US THE ARMALITES, WE LEARND HOW TO USE THEM”

[02:35:15] fifel You thought you had a president, now you have a teaosirch

[02:35:25] fifel yes I probably misspelt that, my browser isn’t working so I didn’t look it up

[02:38:00] fifel .w randwick

[02:38:11] fifel conditions: full sun

[02:39:45] fifel wez: The woman I want to be with lives in Shellharbour [village]

[02:40:17] fifel we’d agreed to live PK, but, well, she chickened out when things got real

[02:40:33] fifel urgh, the coastal pubs are dives

[02:41:49] fifel I prefer *industrial* dives like the 6am opener in PK that never opens at 6am

[02:41:53] fifel I’m from fucking newcastle

[02:41:57] fifel I grew up tasting sulphur

[02:42:12] fifel she was my chance to see quenches and for the world to be right, even though you don’t have enough coal ships

[02:42:21] fifel fuck me go shoot speed

[02:42:37] fifel there are loads better places to get sexual diseases in newcastle than the brewery

[02:42:41] fifel and the yeast tastes better

[02:42:51] fifel like the tranny prostitutes in tighes hill

[02:45:12] fifel th is traditionally tranny, th and islington

[02:45:23] fifel the hill over the martyr hospital is as gay a beat as PK lighthouse

[02:45:32] fifel now tell my woman to at least say no

[04:17:44] fifel I’m still standing “better” than I ever bin lookin like a true survivor eating out of the canned tin

[04:28:15] fifel Install PINE

[04:28:48] fifel is that PINE or ELM without copyright issues?

[04:29:09] fifel {PINE} > {vi} > {ed} > {emacs operating system which lacks a text editor}

[05:05:51] fifel GOOD PENIS PLAN

[05:06:18] fifel I wish I had a good plan involving penises

[05:06:48] fifel abstractly, not concretely, I’m not ready to act on good penis plans. Its like stalin’s question about the pope’s orgy plans, “How many poppers has the pope?”

[05:16:39] fifel Any chemical related to amyl nitrate in its effects on the human. An anal dilator and critical care heart medication

[05:16:53] fifel It is an inhaled solvent that opens things up.

[05:17:16] fifel Yes, thus in a Stalinist penis orgy assault on Rome, the question would be poppers.

[05:17:19] fifel For the Pope.

[05:17:44] fifel Are you ready to Storm the Vatican in Arsearsins Creed 44?

[05:20:34] fifel Well my gay fantasy sex stalin does.

[05:20:44] fifel In reality the point was that the pope’s opinion lacks Army Group support

[05:20:53] fifel >he doesn’t have a gay fantasy sex stalin

[05:21:01] fifel Who the fuck do you top? FDR? He’s in a fucking chair.

[05:21:36] fifel You’re going to need a bigger mexican.

[09:19:48] fifel fuck me munt .oi

[09:53:43] fifel Oh so he’s going to buttchug beers?

[09:53:53] fifel my advice is nothing above 2%

[09:57:22] fifel Mikoolo: Is Kava legal and safe for you?

[09:59:52] fifel Its a chewed up South Seas Islanders drug

[10:00:04] fifel different action pathways to alcohol, no violence as with alcohol

[10:00:36] fifel You tell that to the Samoan front rower mate, you tell that to him.

[10:01:04] fifel I can’t show you men on IRC

[10:01:14] fifel If I could I’d turn this into a sex firestation.

[10:02:12] fifel The impossibility of meaning in a world of fragile language?

[10:02:15] fifel That Foucault won?

[10:02:23] fifel That nobody ever seems to drink the orange juice in that debate

[10:02:57] fifel That https://twitter.com/yung_lacanian/status/1234968221868007424/photo/1

[10:03:10] fifel refuse?

[10:03:19] fifel buttchug?

[10:03:38] fifel analtastrophic?

[10:06:38] fifel that’s a pissweak thesaurus

[10:11:48] fifel Chew this

[10:12:10] fifel It’ll turn you into a goddamned sexual tyrannosaur.

[11:19:02] fifel would you chew that nail though.

[11:19:55] fifel Its like those videos where people use a pin to get the lollies out of old asian guy’s faces.

[12:47:19] fifel Yeah well the fucken cunts already on fire innit? Summer’s here.

[12:49:38] fifel I’ve got a coworker called fatal road incident.

[13:04:33] fifel Jesus, riding the bloody porpoise for 5 days

[13:04:42] fifel oh shit, you know what day it is in Australia?

[13:04:44] fifel R U OKAY?

[13:05:09] fifel the correct response is NO SHIT’S FUCKED

[13:05:27] fifel That also

[13:05:45] fifel But I hope you receive informed consent before using a dolphin mount for menstruating.

[13:07:25] fifel No bad day to go down.

[13:14:30] fifel irish666: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F14ahj1cesj881.jpg

[13:17:05] fifel irish666: I did my maths, the biggest picture is 3215 county ireland

[13:17:13] fifel with west ireland added

[13:18:03] fifel nonono, one britain.

[13:18:24] fifel united under a figure head taoiseach

[13:20:29] fifel There are far less offensive lanes for it, but I have all my front teef

[13:20:33] fifel names, lanes

[13:21:42] fifel This better be that woman with tampon jokes Mikoolo

[13:22:54] fifel You know, during Australian day shift you’re all fucken asleep

[13:24:21] fifel deadly: munted :(

[13:25:44] fifel Well Chemo is when they kill all of you and hope the cancer dies faster.

[13:26:05] fifel And Radio is for softies where they tattoo you and only shoot bits.

[13:26:57] fifel Can I recommend that if you’ve got testicles you check them monthly, as it is the easiest male cancer to detect and treat early.

[13:27:37] fifel Well I caught mine before it showed in blood work.

[13:28:02] fifel Yeah, me too

[13:28:17] fifel It is *still* one of the highest survival cancers.

[13:29:25] fifel Chemo is a big fucking deal and he won’t be really alive during it, so just talking to him like a human being is a good thing.

[13:29:50] fifel I woke up, caught a bus to radio, vomitted from having my guts hit up with radiation, ate a meat pie, went to sleep, repeat.

[13:30:37] fifel but I was living by myself at the time as my brother had walked out on rent and my wife had left me.

[13:31:21] fifel deadly: The point being talking to him like a human being alleviates the cycle of vomiting and sitting in hospital

[13:31:29] fifel which gets boring.

[13:31:54] fifel Fensta: You missed the point where I was eating meat pies. which was awesome.

[13:32:55] fifel thon +> that

[13:33:21] fifel dude, lamb is way too expensive for kebab meat unless its halal.

[13:33:47] fifel so the meat gets sliced and then stacked onto the big carving spike for cooking.

[13:34:12] fifel If its not halal it’ll be pork and chicken mix

[13:34:37] fifel if its halal it’ll be pork and chicken mix but they won’t tell you

[13:35:04] fifel not enough meat on a cat for the price of skinning

[13:35:45] fifel deadly means fully sick in aboriginal australian, and fully sick means awesome in australian

[13:37:27] fifel Australian slang obeys the basic rules of banter: good things are bad, bad things are good.

[13:37:36] fifel But there’s inflective elements.

[13:37:57] fifel I’d advise not calling people mates after 5pm or in a clubbing district unless you’re really confident or want a fight.

[13:38:26] fifel for example, “And why do you think that, mate?” translates as “I desire amateur dentistry, are you a dentist? I give consent.”

[13:43:43] fifel What price are sticks right now? £44 a smoke?

[13:43:52] fifel I think its something like $50 for 20 here

[13:45:23] fifel You too are killing mosquitos.

[13:46:02] fifel irish666: Yeah, back on the bike, been back on since January. She dumped me in February.

[13:46:35] fifel irish666: Yeah. Dear John, 8 lines, no reason, don’t contact me.

[13:46:50] fifel Got her job in the dream land that wez lives in and dumped me.

[13:47:40] fifel I thought wez lived in wollongong, not being just another fucking aucklander.

[13:48:28] fifel irish666: Remember how my job takes 11-13 hours a day, has no future, and I’m living in a hell dormitory suburb outside of walking distance from amenities to live next to her?

[13:48:39] fifel Great times.

[13:49:25] fifel irish666: So all I’ve got is the buckets of shit, and she’s gotten the dream job and the promised land.

[13:50:08] fifel M–pp–t S–x

[13:50:55] fifel irish666: I think its more that she is already in hell, which is why she done this.

[13:53:57] fifel Mikoolo: Basically every cunt from the commonwealth is now on a watch list thanks to you

[13:54:39] fifel You interrupted the government official’s tea time

[13:54:50] fifel Other than the rapist

[13:55:14] fifel Sir, do you realise you’re mugging my sexual assault victim?

[13:55:50] fifel No no no, that’s what you’d say when I was being mugged.

[13:56:06] fifel >cars are non sexual

[13:56:09] fifel Now who’s being naïve?

[13:57:26] fifel all this talk about non-sexual objects makes me want to masturbate

[14:00:49] fifel irish666: Better than Puckapunyal.

[14:03:04] fifel Well give in to her demands for sex.

[14:03:09] fifel But wear a condom.

[14:03:48] fifel In Australian knock has a meaning “to fuck”

[14:03:50] fifel like every other verb.

[14:04:03] fifel Do you want to catch what she’s got?

[14:07:33] fifel Yes you just mug a muscle guy and skin him

[14:07:43] fifel 10m/s/s?

[14:09:49] fifel I think its time to lay down and listen to someone talk about 1930s UK fleet design

[14:10:30] fifel I will, I’m going to have a wank about some abstract sex scenario, and then listen to an excited british guy talk minute historical naval engineering.

[21:32:04] fifel Yuri Gagarin.

[21:49:45] fifel anus

[21:50:02] fifel chernobyl

[21:50:29] fifel the 15 year old mexican girl raped in The Counsellor by COrmac McCarthy

[21:50:36] fifel oh they skipped that one

[21:50:53] fifel Loki

[21:51:57] fifel Burning gum trees

[21:52:27] fifel trees near me

[23:18:35] fifel oh funny, I read furry

[23:58:18] fifel to dilate time

[23:58:50] fifel wez: Fuck me man do you work in admin, because you shouldn’t be IRCing in dayshift

[23:59:11] fifel oak trees are for fucking

[23:59:26] fifel you ejaculate and walk away from magnolia, despite kurtz loving how they smell

[23:59:41] fifel phish: that’s morton bay figs

[23:59:57] fifel they planted them here 90 year ago. They’re at perfect murder age

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