IRC Driven

[11:56:08] ysalamiri good avo el irish

[11:56:27] ysalamiri still not regged nick ya lazy gobshyte

[11:56:50] ysalamiri u scousers prolly trying to steal nickserv innit

[12:00:10] ysalamiri lol

[12:00:15] ysalamiri heya Number1Stunna

[12:21:31] ysalamiri caution: jeff is from holland dun roll joints

[12:21:56] ysalamiri .w

[12:21:59] ysalamiri sup wez

[12:54:32] ysalamiri <&Mikoolo> bbl need to poop <--- thats a shyte and a half, not even a brb, but a bbl

[12:54:35] ysalamiri newspaper and all.

[12:55:26] ysalamiri lmao

[12:55:32] ysalamiri the farty one

[13:00:30] ysalamiri morn focycuss

[13:03:07] ysalamiri ah, had to afk 3-4 days for sanity porpoises m'dear

[13:03:16] ysalamiri hows life?

[13:04:54] ysalamiri lmao

[13:05:07] ysalamiri aye fifel ty. set like a jelly, and you?

[13:05:22] ysalamiri the correct reply is whatever i type/

[13:05:24] ysalamiri :)

[13:05:45] ysalamiri the cheese is on the cracker

[13:05:56] ysalamiri the pippy is in the kennel.

[13:06:05] ysalamiri lmao

[13:06:15] ysalamiri .quote add <+fifel> But I hope you receive informed consent before using a dolphin mount for menstruating.

[13:06:35] ysalamiri the HAWK is in the NEST.

[13:06:58] ysalamiri fifel sounds like a dyslexic donut

[13:07:05] ysalamiri =o)

[13:07:55] ysalamiri eek help molly! oh noes, spike!!

[13:08:09] ysalamiri anyone who remembers that, is an epic nerd.

[13:11:39] ysalamiri vectrex game machine

[13:11:50] ysalamiri from when i was mibbie 15 ?

[13:12:29] ysalamiri i just recall my dad got redundancy cash for working building oil rigs in nigg bay, and he bought us all presents

[13:13:10] ysalamiri oh yeah, everyone adores elon musk now, boo'd by geeks.

[13:13:25] ysalamiri ffs Mikoolo, dun encourage him

[13:13:40] ysalamiri hes a scouser, he will steal yer effin dreams

[13:13:57] ysalamiri well reg yer nick ya lazy shyte and avoid cuba?

[13:14:35] ysalamiri lmao Fensta, i robbed the bajesus oota mainland europe wiff 2 scousers, i know whats what

[13:14:50] ysalamiri geneva was the best

[13:15:07] ysalamiri bank, jewelry shop, bank, 5 star hotel, bank et al.

[13:20:04] ysalamiri black n tan <-- a fine afternoon drink

[13:21:41] ysalamiri lol

[13:21:48] ysalamiri sup deadly

[13:22:11] ysalamiri sorry am half playing trivia deadly

[13:22:19] ysalamiri i cant highlight $me

[13:22:24] ysalamiri so miss a lot

[13:22:37] ysalamiri prolly a good thing, cos half of u are bonkers

[13:22:41] ysalamiri hows it going me oldy?

[13:22:50] ysalamiri am oan it the day too

[13:22:57] ysalamiri 2 weeks sobriety is enuff

[13:23:05] ysalamiri away n dun talk pish

[13:23:13] ysalamiri holy crap, u can speak weegie

[13:23:25] ysalamiri cargoz oan u ya surfboard

[13:24:00] ysalamiri scotland is the bit of the uk that invented everything.

[13:24:12] ysalamiri u scouse twats just nicked everything.

[13:24:18] ysalamiri sup kev

[13:24:35] ysalamiri how do u ken scots patter deadly?

[13:24:43] ysalamiri u got family up here isit?

[13:24:59] ysalamiri sorry to hear Fensta =/

[13:25:09] ysalamiri deadly: ah i recall now

[13:26:54] ysalamiri omlette!

[13:27:11] ysalamiri away and dun talk shyte ya scudbook

[13:27:13] ysalamiri oops

[13:27:18] ysalamiri hehe :p

[13:28:05] ysalamiri well, sincei turned 50 ive got all manner of appointments from the NHS Fensta

[13:28:25] ysalamiri ofc im ignoring em all, a doctor kill u quicker than a dog eating beetroot.

[13:28:40] ysalamiri flu jab? feeck off

[13:31:06] ysalamiri .quote add <&deadly> my trainers are worth more than ur life

[13:31:09] ysalamiri oaft

[13:32:07] ysalamiri mmm, fifel has food

[13:32:29] ysalamiri heres a q for brits in here

[13:32:34] ysalamiri see thon kebab meat

[13:32:42] ysalamiri WTH IS IT

[13:32:52] ysalamiri the

[13:32:59] ysalamiri the yak yoldy

[13:33:08] ysalamiri aye, or that thon that

[13:33:20] ysalamiri aye but ive no saw any sheep shaped like that

[13:33:30] ysalamiri trust me, we scots know oor sheep!

[13:33:37] ysalamiri shh flossy, shh..

[13:33:51] ysalamiri great, no kebab for me later rofl

[13:33:55] ysalamiri ikr

[13:34:06] ysalamiri it must be processed on the moon or somat

[13:34:20] ysalamiri lmfao

[13:34:30] ysalamiri i want to goto there

[13:34:35] ysalamiri i want a moon kebab

[13:34:54] ysalamiri prolly a cat then fifel lol

[13:35:20] ysalamiri id luv to boot fk oota polar bear

[13:35:26] ysalamiri laters deadly

[13:35:51] ysalamiri sneak up on one, tap it on shoulder then knock it out wiff a shitty left

[13:36:14] ysalamiri oz slang confuggles me

[13:36:38] ysalamiri i play Trivia wiff Phoenix and i swear he has the patience of a saint but oz slang is another lingo

[13:38:12] ysalamiri lol

[13:38:22] ysalamiri ok, back to trivia me oldy

[13:38:25] ysalamiri have fun

[14:21:29] ysalamiri .quote add <&phonekait> deadly: get your ass to the kitchen and make me a sammich. Binch.

[14:21:36] ysalamiri had to be done.

[14:22:13] ysalamiri lmao

[14:22:24] ysalamiri not using that nick, nopes.

[14:26:09] ysalamiri foxy: have u been eating properly?

[14:26:24] ysalamiri hmm

[14:26:30] ysalamiri do i need to wag the finger at ye?

[14:27:03] ysalamiri aue its thursday now tho

[14:27:08] ysalamiri aye*

[14:27:12] ysalamiri plz try n eat more

[14:27:41] ysalamiri !

[14:27:59] ysalamiri phonekait has became a scouser lmao

[14:28:15] ysalamiri foxy: plz try and eat a lil more

[14:28:25] ysalamiri will shut me ups, isnt that worth it in itself

[14:29:05] ysalamiri foxy is 100% gold

[14:29:11] ysalamiri shurrup ya dick

[14:32:42] ysalamiri irish666: how does one register a nick

[14:32:56] ysalamiri c'mon me oldy, do me a solid

[14:33:00] ysalamiri ya phat skinny cnt

[14:33:34] ysalamiri lets hogtie him him phonekait until he regs!

[14:33:39] ysalamiri leg and a wing style#

[14:36:19] ysalamiri irish666: to reg yer nick type: /beep 999

[14:36:53] ysalamiri p1x4l: last time i saw u i asked ye where the other peices of puzzle were and ye quit in a huff

[14:37:05] ysalamiri lmao foxy

[14:37:12] ysalamiri hugs at least twice

[14:37:23] ysalamiri i am the original CT tho..

[14:37:45] ysalamiri lolx

[14:38:16] ysalamiri hows life p1x4l

[14:39:23] ysalamiri ive no headache pills sorry

[14:39:28] ysalamiri just sleepy pills

[14:39:38] ysalamiri and reflux yakkers

[14:43:44] ysalamiri <+p1x4l> _i will take your sleepy pills tho- <--- thats fighting talk!

[14:44:01] ysalamiri reply to prvmsgs huh?

[14:44:13] ysalamiri ok, lemme recall how to set a timer

[14:44:20] ysalamiri ./timer somat

[14:44:21] ysalamiri ehehehehe

[14:44:53] ysalamiri siri isnt here right now. how may we misdirect your conversation

[14:59:07] ysalamiri not me

[14:59:16] ysalamiri i stopped that crap a decade afo

[14:59:18] ysalamiri ago

[14:59:40] ysalamiri plus liberty traces and prosecutes and i no live in india.

[14:59:55] ysalamiri wb split-units

[15:00:15] ysalamiri netsplt p1x4l

[15:00:18] ysalamiri not me

[15:01:35] ysalamiri speaky da engrish plz daer asl lah

[15:01:52] ysalamiri :)

[15:02:00] ysalamiri back to trivia.

[15:23:46] ysalamiri sup irish

[15:23:56] ysalamiri Peorth is useless ftw

[15:24:00] ysalamiri duck still lives

[15:24:11] ysalamiri gimme yer o:line for 20 seconds LoL

[15:24:13] ysalamiri jk..

[15:31:46] ysalamiri u luv yourself by the looks of it p1x4l

[15:31:53] ysalamiri u say

[15:31:53] ysalamiri >

[15:32:12] ysalamiri nuttin' just mutterin away..

[15:32:25] ysalamiri fish gotta swim.

[15:32:52] ysalamiri whut is your q p1x4l?

[15:33:16] ysalamiri lmao

[15:45:32] ysalamiri i wish nato would just bomb dafuq oot the kremin olredi

[15:45:37] ysalamiri +l

[15:46:17] ysalamiri whole reason nato was created was to stop em pesky ruskies

[15:46:47] ysalamiri german tanks dun work, whats it all about

[16:17:09] ysalamiri hey Ahsoka

[17:24:21] ysalamiri hey Serion

[17:24:26] ysalamiri hi all

[17:24:36] ysalamiri quick break from trivia

[17:24:55] ysalamiri oaft, i mean proper trivia Mikoolo lol

[17:25:22] ysalamiri unknown command: OGNORE

[17:25:24] ysalamiri LoL

[17:25:52] ysalamiri 99 qs, i know answers to em all

[17:26:06] ysalamiri be like a shark eating seals

[17:26:22] ysalamiri when Syndus_ types it, deffo

[17:27:15] ysalamiri and am only hawf pished

[18:03:42] ysalamiri hmm

[18:04:26] ysalamiri hey ireland built the car from back to future, ofv

[18:04:28] ysalamiri ffs

[18:04:31] ysalamiri http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/

[18:04:40] ysalamiri just answering, in colonel.

[18:05:11] ysalamiri pesky europeans.

[18:05:21] ysalamiri dun get me started on em mad yanks

[18:05:30] ysalamiri and scots? oh boy

[18:05:38] ysalamiri may need psychiatric help here

[18:05:45] ysalamiri or then again, i may not.

[18:05:48] ysalamiri u say

[18:05:53] ysalamiri lmao

[18:06:08] ysalamiri aye cos we can rawk oor bawz

[18:06:15] ysalamiri har?

[18:06:43] ysalamiri nato needs to get oan the crack pipe asap.

[18:07:45] ysalamiri bimb the kremlin, then hong kong fuey-ville then possibly brazil, cos they been really poor at footy since ronadinho.

[18:07:50] ysalamiri bomb*

[18:08:14] ysalamiri shhh, poland armed to the fkn teeth ertz

[18:08:43] ysalamiri ertz: erk?

[18:08:58] ysalamiri yer monkeys a deckchair isit?

[18:09:28] ysalamiri dafuq tew oan about, poland is a perfectly good nation, fits right into europe

[18:09:43] ysalamiri smell yer maw ertz

[18:09:52] ysalamiri get a grip shun

[18:10:15] ysalamiri ssdd m0n, u say

[18:10:49] ysalamiri really? wow, most folk have me on ignore lol

[18:10:54] ysalamiri aloha

[18:11:13] ysalamiri why should i click on this dumbass url when ur pissing me off here

[18:11:51] ysalamiri just auto yak achmed

[18:12:12] ysalamiri damn now i want to masyurbate to lithuanian pr0n.

[18:12:50] ysalamiri irish666: its no even 8pm, yer away tae sleep?

[18:12:52] ysalamiri dafuq

[18:13:02] ysalamiri ah no likey modes erts?

[18:13:51] ysalamiri yer swimming upstream here ertz

[18:14:04] ysalamiri u hopped +v, gl :P

[18:14:21] ysalamiri u dunno my skills

[18:14:26] ysalamiri careful icarus.

[18:14:32] ysalamiri so why mention it

[18:14:45] ysalamiri u say

[18:14:55] ysalamiri are u senile

[18:15:08] ysalamiri nods

[18:15:20] ysalamiri giant goggles -- wee chipolata knob

[18:15:26] ysalamiri 2 dur a pound!

[18:16:28] ysalamiri aye its united nations of nerds in here ertz

[18:16:53] ysalamiri aye im as german as my left bollock

[18:19:16] ysalamiri oaft

[18:19:37] ysalamiri lmao

[18:19:44] ysalamiri weegie patter me oldy

[18:19:49] ysalamiri just cos

[18:20:15] ysalamiri ah, a comedy then.

[18:24:31] ysalamiri !tissue

[18:25:39] ysalamiri ah, so the see-saw effect in use here..

[18:25:50] ysalamiri lift self ups to put others down.

[18:25:55] ysalamiri arseholes

[18:26:03] ysalamiri u know who

[18:26:11] ysalamiri wana bully someone, pick on me

[18:26:35] ysalamiri i dun suck no oper c0ck

[18:26:42] ysalamiri i tell u how it is achmed

[18:26:51] ysalamiri stop bullying

[18:27:05] ysalamiri aye, 2 atta time

[18:27:26] ysalamiri wow, someone trying to kill the duck in this malarkey

[18:27:35] ysalamiri kill it yjya!

[18:27:59] ysalamiri aye gl wiff dat me oldy, got 3 in fridge yak

[18:28:06] ysalamiri know whit am oan abt aye

[18:28:16] ysalamiri this that n that yak

[18:28:38] ysalamiri bots on iggy i play proper triviabots.

[18:29:19] ysalamiri naw man, yer just honest in chat

[18:29:30] ysalamiri so reg yer nick olredi ya phat skinny cunt

[18:29:40] ysalamiri eek, we woke up Peorth

[18:29:52] ysalamiri sup Peorth

[18:30:02] ysalamiri aye alan shepard was a moon unit

[18:30:09] ysalamiri high

[18:30:19] ysalamiri frogs!

[18:30:25] ysalamiri hamster toasties

[18:30:34] ysalamiri ok, i need trivia afore i go berzerk

[18:31:02] ysalamiri ffs u play golf too?

[18:31:25] ysalamiri you're grounded young man, goto your room.

[18:31:47] ysalamiri hey, if Phoenix can handle my insanity, so can u

[18:32:21] ysalamiri jodie foster

[18:32:27] ysalamiri Alicia Christian Foster

[18:32:31] ysalamiri kekekeke

[18:32:44] ysalamiri kk, im too pished to chat

[18:32:52] ysalamiri achmed ya bawbag, be good

[18:33:12] ysalamiri ikr?

[18:34:14] ysalamiri jodie foster

[18:34:22] ysalamiri ptaw, one of these days..

[18:34:37] ysalamiri lmao

[18:35:19] ysalamiri u idiots do know that Phoenix runs a fkn awesome triviabot in haven somat or other?

[18:35:31] ysalamiri and this network bot is retarded.

[18:35:46] ysalamiri 99 qs?

[18:35:48] ysalamiri doh!

[18:35:58] ysalamiri Peorth : u of all folk dude..

[18:36:16] ysalamiri cannot support fellow opers channie?

[18:36:40] ysalamiri you're grounded young man, goto your room

[18:36:48] ysalamiri LOL Mikoolo

[18:36:59] ysalamiri Peorth; heh, old habbits die hard

[18:52:56] ysalamiri <~foxy> vinegar and brown paper + fish and chips == perfect.

[19:22:51] ysalamiri sometimes...

[19:22:53] ysalamiri dooby doo

[19:23:03] ysalamiri shh achmed

[19:23:11] ysalamiri shh u too ya mad irish twat

[19:23:14] ysalamiri am singing

[19:23:41] ysalamiri all u need is the air that i breathe and to lirrrrrrrbe you

[19:23:46] ysalamiri drops to cMaj

[19:23:49] ysalamiri to Dmaj

[19:23:55] ysalamiri buncha heathens

[19:24:10] ysalamiri lol Syndus_, gl wiff dat

[19:24:27] ysalamiri roflmao

[19:24:40] ysalamiri ive found a new friend

[19:24:43] ysalamiri skin up

[19:25:15] ysalamiri hey ive had slappy in my chan for wel over 3 hours and not set him back to akick yet

[19:25:28] ysalamiri im either very very drunk or he's grown up.

[20:41:04] ysalamiri i need locked up

[20:41:25] ysalamiri o0o. whos in cell achmed?

[20:41:58] ysalamiri i spent a week in barca cells with 2 liverpudlian junkies, never again!

[20:42:06] ysalamiri foxy!

[20:42:33] ysalamiri ban maks 2 more effective :P

[20:42:36] ysalamiri mask*

[20:42:39] ysalamiri ehehehe

[20:42:44] ysalamiri poor ct

[20:42:57] ysalamiri have u ate yet young lady?

[20:43:12] ysalamiri i like em wild ban masks

[20:43:47] ysalamiri well if i was close to sobrietry id wag a finger at ya

[20:44:31] ysalamiri can i test oit ban/silence masks on u mr Peorth?

[20:44:36] ysalamiri out*

[20:45:20] ysalamiri neah foxy, i think he knows where im coming from

[20:45:33] ysalamiri weird thing is?

[20:45:41] ysalamiri i wont evade the ban if set

[20:46:01] ysalamiri crap i think ive grown up

[20:46:04] ysalamiri ffs

[20:46:39] ysalamiri nopes, cancel that, im 19 again

[20:47:44] ysalamiri heya Hotties

[20:48:13] ysalamiri am oan the swally Syndus_. cheers tho

[20:48:19] ysalamiri cannae eat n drink at same time

[20:48:56] ysalamiri ct : u need to translate my speech fae noo oan

[20:49:17] ysalamiri cos am oan it like car bonnet

[20:50:03] ysalamiri crap, this lady is bonkers, quick release

[20:50:11] ysalamiri !toasty

[20:54:44] ysalamiri foxy: cheese and spring onions

[20:54:55] ysalamiri please eat more

[20:56:28] ysalamiri she needs to eat tho

[20:56:53] ysalamiri sp do i come to think of it lol

[20:57:07] ysalamiri ok, whos getting us all pizza?

[20:57:24] ysalamiri @_@ all go afk

[21:06:46] ysalamiri ffs doxt

[21:06:51] ysalamiri foxee

[21:07:31] ysalamiri please eat somat or i swear i will mutter and wag a finger at ya for at least 23 seconds

[21:07:43] ysalamiri c'mon. am pished, meet me half way

[21:07:49] ysalamiri eat a crisp or somat

[21:08:00] ysalamiri lazy shyte

[21:08:50] ysalamiri aaron: do a quick /uwho $me

[21:09:01] ysalamiri u see ur snailed too har

[21:09:05] ysalamiri how whut

[21:09:15] ysalamiri how to type what i just typed?

[21:09:20] ysalamiri are u retarted

[21:09:25] ysalamiri oaft

[21:09:36] ysalamiri LOL

[21:09:44] ysalamiri think i know u now

[21:10:00] ysalamiri ikr

[21:10:19] ysalamiri chanops cannot use ignore

[21:11:24] ysalamiri u do realise foxy is a very nice lady and a class act aaron?

[21:11:44] ysalamiri watch ur words or i'll end up drinking more and muttering a lot

[21:11:58] ysalamiri which detracts from y trivia scores.

[21:12:04] ysalamiri ,y*

[21:12:22] ysalamiri so its all your fault foxycussness. go eat olredi

[21:12:27] ysalamiri lazy mare.

[21:12:35] ysalamiri Syndus_: :P

[21:12:53] ysalamiri yeah i dun play 99 network bot triv h4

[21:13:13] ysalamiri oooh sur

[21:13:21] ysalamiri <3

[21:13:33] ysalamiri dunno why but im kinda afraid of her

[21:14:05] ysalamiri generally id blow up anything. but somat about her gives me the fear lol

[21:14:11] ysalamiri drink

[21:14:46] ysalamiri i think jodie foster left tit is slightly bigger than her right one.

[21:15:02] ysalamiri aye right ya mars bar

[21:15:53] ysalamiri sos dude, got trivbot on iggy

[21:16:12] ysalamiri aaron: my best advice to ye, everything foxy says, just say yes

[21:16:17] ysalamiri shes a class act

[21:16:36] ysalamiri and i dun really respect taht many folk on irc.

[21:16:57] ysalamiri consarnit relay bot

[21:17:24] ysalamiri omg, duck sorcery and trivia

[21:17:30] ysalamiri i may need medicated here.

[21:18:19] ysalamiri foxy: they cul if not in my house, if they outside house, they cul, if inside house, they getting killed

[21:18:31] ysalamiri ni dumbass urls needed

[21:18:35] ysalamiri no*

[21:18:42] ysalamiri cocaine

[21:18:46] ysalamiri owls

[21:19:03] ysalamiri oh ir playing trivbot i have on iggy

[21:20:02] ysalamiri lmao

[21:20:25] ysalamiri know the funny thing

[21:20:57] ysalamiri regardless if trivbot is running or not, i cannot seperate the idiocy

[21:21:02] ysalamiri rock on!

[21:21:26] ysalamiri h4: aye fk that me oldy

[21:21:34] ysalamiri got 2 boatlz in fridge yak

[21:21:57] ysalamiri omg this is hilarious

[21:22:10] ysalamiri put the bot on ignore and @_@

[21:22:31] ysalamiri its nuts on the road crazy

[21:24:22] ysalamiri id bang her into next yr

[21:24:38] ysalamiri sup with the caps Serion_

[21:25:09] ysalamiri will ye aye?

[21:25:51] ysalamiri bet hes sop and im done for

[21:25:54] ysalamiri rofl

[21:26:10] ysalamiri go back to sleep irish

[21:26:28] ysalamiri 0

[21:27:10] ysalamiri still shouting like a douche

[21:27:12] ysalamiri wow

[21:27:28] ysalamiri ANY SISTERS

[21:27:32] ysalamiri keke

[21:27:48] ysalamiri mom died 15 yrs ago, wanna bigger spade irish

[21:30:19] ysalamiri har?

[21:30:38] ysalamiri errm no ty

[21:30:41] ysalamiri jog on lamer.

[21:33:55] ysalamiri oops

[21:34:02] ysalamiri u say

[21:34:03] ysalamiri >

[21:34:08] ysalamiri kekeke

[21:34:12] ysalamiri LOL

[21:34:30] ysalamiri dahell ct, does everything confuse yew

[21:34:48] ysalamiri we just getting a laf and a giggle

[21:34:56] ysalamiri yeah i dun do urls ty Serion

[21:35:16] ysalamiri lame.

[21:35:28] ysalamiri lame.

[21:35:34] ysalamiri lame.

[21:35:43] ysalamiri :P

[21:36:01] ysalamiri lame.

[21:36:34] ysalamiri 22:36:02

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