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[05:43:41] Mikoolo Hi

[05:43:56] Mikoolo No thanks. Too early for a drink.

[05:44:37] Mikoolo I think he sensed that I was going to offer him a wooden steak.

[05:51:20] Mikoolo ComputerTech. Is Dungannon named after the anonymous dung heap or the amount of dungeons ordered by an anonymous wealthy noble man/woman ?

[05:51:56] Mikoolo You should find someone who knows the origin of the name.

[06:29:57] Mikoolo 2 hours until blood tests.

[06:30:11] Mikoolo 4.5 until X-ray talk.

[06:30:35] Mikoolo Remember.

[06:30:48] Mikoolo I've become a human pinata if you don't see me after the x-ray talk at 13:00 CET.

[06:31:11] Mikoolo Only if the news are good.

[06:31:21] Mikoolo If the news are bad then I'm a human pinata before the day is over.

[06:31:36] Mikoolo Do not touch me.

[06:31:49] Mikoolo No fifel. I'm talking about a rope around my neck and jumping off a bridge.

[06:32:00] Mikoolo I know you want me to live as a wheelchair bound vegetable, ComputerTech.

[06:32:08] Mikoolo Unable to speak or move.

[06:32:27] Mikoolo So you can have an audience when you get shagged by the big sheep ram, ComputerTech.

[06:32:37] Mikoolo It's x-ray talk, fifel.

[06:32:45] Mikoolo About the x-ray I had last week.

[06:33:21] Mikoolo Yeah.

[06:33:25] Mikoolo Ropes and Pinata impersonations.

[06:34:31] Mikoolo I've put \g on the will. He'll inherit the metal bit https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[06:35:00] Mikoolo Mine ain't much bigger.

[06:35:17] Mikoolo 2cm flacid. 14 - 15cm erect.

[06:35:38] Mikoolo dMeasurement?

[06:35:41] Mikoolo dick Measurement?

[06:35:44] Mikoolo dickMetres?

[06:35:55] Mikoolo nite

[06:35:58] Mikoolo ah

[06:36:00] Mikoolo decimetres

[06:36:24] Mikoolo 1 dickmetre is 10 clitmetres.

[06:36:46] Mikoolo What made the m, fifel?

[06:36:50] Mikoolo Africans?

[06:37:41] Mikoolo I prefer politics free mornings.

[06:40:38] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/6ue0EfpQNpY

[06:45:26] Mikoolo So you're writing a stalinist approved homoerotic novella, fifel?

[06:46:38] Mikoolo Sounds like homoerotica.

[06:47:28] Mikoolo Sounds like the name a white gay pornstar specialized in black cocks would use.

[06:49:39] Mikoolo See.

[06:49:48] Mikoolo Broke Ridge Mountain reference.

[06:50:17] Mikoolo See, fifel is aware of the movie featuring cowboys.

[07:03:27] Mikoolo When are you advancing into stallions, ComputerTech?

[07:50:46] Mikoolo Most people are asleep right now, Endless_Idol.

[07:51:00] Mikoolo And I'm off to my first of 2 hospital visits of today.

[07:51:17] Mikoolo Blood test now and x-ray talk later.

[07:51:47] Mikoolo You should put their arms in buckets full with lukewarm water.

[07:53:07] Mikoolo If people get mad for that prank Endless_Idol. Then tell them "Back during the stoneage when people slept in areas they did not make sure was safe from predators then they never woke up."

[12:07:04] Mikoolo Got good and bad news.

[12:07:26] Mikoolo Which one is most interesting to hear before any of you go back to work or have lunch or start your day drinking?

[12:08:06] Mikoolo My BFF hasn't moved one milimetre since the first x-ray.

[12:08:32] Mikoolo It has been frozen in place.

[12:09:26] Mikoolo Now the bad news.

[12:09:40] Mikoolo My BFF is one lazy mother fucker if he hasn't move even one milimetre in one months time.

[12:09:58] Mikoolo This might affect badly on me if any future employers hear about his performance.

[12:10:30] Mikoolo Would you hire someone that hasn't moved one milimetre for your gardening work, irish666?

[12:10:39] Mikoolo Liar

[12:11:00] Mikoolo :p

[12:11:18] Mikoolo Hope dropbears eat your pets, fifel.

[12:11:21] Mikoolo And your kids.

[12:11:35] Mikoolo Northern swedes, irish666.

[12:11:41] Mikoolo We're a different breed than the other sweeds.

[12:11:44] Mikoolo swedes*

[12:12:09] Mikoolo And I'm a different breed than the northern swedes. I am half finnish.

[12:12:28] Mikoolo .yt tornevalley

[12:12:35] Mikoolo Thats where I am from irish666.

[12:14:03] Mikoolo fifel thats easy. You know that knife wound your sister got? She had it since birth. It's pre-existing condition all women have.

[12:14:48] Mikoolo Whats her age?

[12:15:05] Mikoolo Ah

[12:15:20] Mikoolo You won't feel much. I'm northern swede and half finnish, fifel.

[12:15:32] Mikoolo So it's tiny.

[12:15:51] Mikoolo 2cm flacid.

[12:16:24] Mikoolo Doesn't everyone do it that way? D:

[12:17:31] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Z66XK3zu5Fs

[12:27:09] Mikoolo I did not.

[12:27:12] Mikoolo Nihao foxy!

[12:43:25] Mikoolo Are you watching the table tennis championships, foxy?

[12:48:40] Mikoolo Yes irish666. I'm gonna sing about the english bastards that shot at me while I was peacefully doing my duty as a proud member of the IRA handing over AR-180's to my brethren.

[12:49:05] Mikoolo I'm going to be the first IRA Rapper!

[12:50:00] Mikoolo Not tall enough that I have to anchor myself down on the windy irish isle.

[12:50:14] Mikoolo And not short enough to avoid metal bits flying at me.

[12:50:24] Mikoolo 175cm

[12:50:45] Mikoolo 1.75cm is 175mm.

[12:51:10] Mikoolo Yeah.

[12:51:22] Mikoolo Gotta be in motion so your location can't be locked in.

[12:51:25] Mikoolo 175cm

[12:51:49] Mikoolo Yes medicated syndus?

[12:52:10] Mikoolo Depends.

[12:52:13] Mikoolo Sometimes I say

[12:52:17] Mikoolo Jag är en och sjuttiofem.

[12:52:42] Mikoolo Jag är hundrasjuttiofem centimeter lång.

[12:53:20] Mikoolo Yee, better associate Piccolo with fentanyl instead for fentenyl, wildting2.

[13:01:23] Mikoolo It's ok Piccolo. You can write piss and poop in this channel.

[13:01:42] Mikoolo Indeed.

[13:02:18] Mikoolo I am sorry that you got a language barrier you can't get over, Piccolo.

[13:02:25] Mikoolo One day you'll learn how to write the words.

[13:02:42] Mikoolo Get a better speech to text app.

[13:03:01] Mikoolo One thats not developed for christian prudes, Piccolo.

[13:12:50] Mikoolo GingerStick sounds like a nick chickennugger would use

[13:14:04] Mikoolo VaterCloset?

[13:14:31] Mikoolo No one on the lou in the discord, irish666.

[13:14:56] Mikoolo .u lou

[13:14:59] Mikoolo Hmm

[13:15:05] Mikoolo .u british slang for toilet

[13:15:19] Mikoolo looo

[13:15:22] Mikoolo .u loo

[13:15:24] Mikoolo Yeee

[13:19:41] Mikoolo no idea

[13:19:48] Mikoolo might be jabra that hates discord

[13:21:03] Mikoolo I ain't.

[13:21:07] Mikoolo In it.

[13:21:11] Mikoolo Contemplating nap.

[13:21:56] Mikoolo I know good cheap wired iems if you want, Chiester.

[13:22:08] Mikoolo I know good expensive ones too.

[13:22:18] Mikoolo [15:19:48] <&Mikoolo> might be jabra that hates discord

[13:22:43] Mikoolo Too much work right now.

[13:25:04] Mikoolo These are almost dirt cheap and good Chiester https://www.amazon.com/Headphones-Yinyoo-Microphone-Comfortable-mic/dp/B07D3QP6KD/ref=sr_1_9?crid=138XLYKPEW109&keywords=kz%2Bbear&qid=1695043472&sprefix=kz%2Bbea%2Caps%2C200&sr=8-9&th=1

[13:25:26] Mikoolo I think it was that model.

[13:25:35] Mikoolo Dank pods brought them up in one video.

[13:26:03] Mikoolo Le dongle!

[13:26:32] Mikoolo Camera Guy Time!

[13:27:00] Mikoolo Now I got reminded of the most epic BTS porn scene.

[13:27:59] Mikoolo Oh

[13:28:00] Mikoolo NSFW

[13:28:04] Mikoolo I fucked up

[13:28:12] Mikoolo But link is also obvious.

[13:28:24] Mikoolo But that is epic.

[13:32:57] Mikoolo ikr

[13:45:50] Mikoolo link what wof?

[13:47:41] Mikoolo I never linked to pornhub so wor didn't miss anything, tabb.

[13:47:49] Mikoolo wof*

[13:47:56] Mikoolo nice

[13:48:00] Mikoolo Less pubs in london

[13:48:09] Mikoolo Also nap now.

[13:48:30] Mikoolo Heres some wise words.

[13:48:36] Mikoolo Better to nap now than later.

[16:48:07] Mikoolo Been bullying my neice for 4 hours now.

[16:48:14] Mikoolo Not really bullying.

[16:48:18] Mikoolo We kicked ball.

[16:48:21] Mikoolo ComputerTech bad news.

[16:48:31] Mikoolo He's a communal worker.

[16:48:33] Mikoolo The BFF.

[16:48:42] Mikoolo Not moved a milimetre since the first x-ray.

[16:49:04] Mikoolo Municipaly workers.

[16:51:11] Mikoolo Also.

[16:51:14] Mikoolo Gonna brag now.

[16:51:47] Mikoolo Big bro's mother in law prefers me over our little brother when it comes to big bro's siblings.

[16:52:07] Mikoolo Coz I don't favourise any of the kids.

[16:52:13] Mikoolo Yes ComputerTech.

[16:52:18] Mikoolo We got video proof.

[16:52:26] Mikoolo Your mum gave it to me.

[16:53:26] Mikoolo Is sushi busy snorting spiders?

[16:53:32] Mikoolo @seen sushi-chan

[16:53:39] Mikoolo o

[16:54:54] Mikoolo Thats kinda an annoying nick to pronounce

[16:54:57] Mikoolo ponexfourl

[16:57:16] Mikoolo It's a candeh

[16:57:21] Mikoolo He loves dumle

[16:57:39] Mikoolo But I am a racist and don't think they get the special flavours of dumle in poland.

[16:57:53] Mikoolo Can I give him properly spelled candeh then?

[16:58:13] Mikoolo Can I tempt him with having candeh out of reach from him?

[16:58:17] Mikoolo Like on a threadmill

[16:58:30] Mikoolo Ah.

[16:58:34] Mikoolo Row boat then.

[16:58:46] Mikoolo inb4 bad shoulder

[16:59:11] Mikoolo Also

[16:59:17] Mikoolo I'm my neices favourite step uncle, h4.

[16:59:19] Mikoolo :>

[16:59:31] Mikoolo Probably favourite any uncle aswell.

[16:59:49] Mikoolo 30 years from now she'll be coming with a whisky bottle while I'm at the elder care facility.

[17:00:44] Mikoolo Nah.

[17:00:45] Mikoolo Whisky

[17:00:48] Mikoolo Not poison.

[17:00:51] Mikoolo Well

[17:00:59] Mikoolo I'd ask for weed if it's legal in 30 years from now.

[17:01:04] Mikoolo I'll be 68

[17:02:04] Mikoolo I got a solution if you want to hear.

[17:03:56] Mikoolo I am moving to Svalbard if I ever win 1 or more million sek/euro on the lottery, h4.

[17:04:18] Mikoolo No

[17:04:21] Mikoolo I should.

[17:04:23] Mikoolo So I can win.

[17:04:43] Mikoolo Ye

[17:04:55] Mikoolo I gotta live up to my braindamage and start playing.

[17:05:30] Mikoolo They don't?

[17:05:46] Mikoolo Here h4 https://youtu.be/0yrIvEgqAuo

[17:05:50] Mikoolo This must be some brain damage

[17:06:25] Mikoolo If it took me 40 years then probably, wof.

[17:07:08] Mikoolo True

[17:07:20] Mikoolo Imagine winning 600 million euro.

[17:07:29] Mikoolo And then waste it all within a year.

[17:08:04] Mikoolo I already have things planned if I won 100 mill euro or even 10.

[17:08:08] Mikoolo It is.

[17:08:18] Mikoolo I'd first pay big bro and his wifes debt for their house.

[17:08:41] Mikoolo Then make bank accounts for nephew and neice or something that will show up when they turn 30.

[17:08:49] Mikoolo And have like a million each in e,.

[17:08:51] Mikoolo em*

[17:09:15] Mikoolo h4 [19:08:04] <&Mikoolo> I already have things planned if I won 100 mill euro or even 10.

[17:09:33] Mikoolo Fuck no.

[17:09:59] Mikoolo I do not trust in crypto.

[17:10:13] Mikoolo I understand and approve of the concept but I don't trust in using it as savings.

[17:10:26] Mikoolo It's way too unstable.

[17:11:34] Mikoolo Some people needs a proper beating before they can graduate from stupidity, wofmobile.

[17:11:49] Mikoolo Ain't it so ComputerTech?

[17:12:11] Mikoolo See, he can't even give a proper response.

[17:22:58] Mikoolo 1999 ain't old.

[17:24:37] Mikoolo Here's a old building in germany, foxy https://i.imgur.com/58AJgma.jpeg

[17:26:12] Mikoolo Tuc son

[17:26:33] Mikoolo Quasimodo on Drugs, only in Tucson.

[17:28:42] Mikoolo Theres no wool, HelderHeid.

[17:29:03] Mikoolo Probably have the same level of intelligence considering it has art and model in the nick.

[17:29:12] Mikoolo But theres no baaahing or wool.

[17:38:37] Mikoolo Ask h4 what it is, if you don't already know, foxy.

[17:39:30] Mikoolo Yepp

[17:43:21] Mikoolo It was in germany when it was built, foxy.

[17:43:39] Mikoolo Amirite h4?

[17:44:55] Mikoolo Being without sheep.

[17:45:25] Mikoolo You're afraid of grounds, ComputerTech.

[17:46:18] Mikoolo Oh you're scared of looking up to buildings?

[17:46:25] Mikoolo But not looking down from them?

[17:46:48] Mikoolo You're scared of heights then.

[17:47:02] Mikoolo Being scared when you look down from a tall building is being scared of the ground.

[17:47:25] Mikoolo Remember this ComputerTech.

[17:47:43] Mikoolo The higher up you are the higher the chance you're going to die when you hit the ground.

[17:49:09] Mikoolo Can fall down a manhole and drown in sewage if you're really unlucky.

[17:50:04] Mikoolo Imagine The Sun or DailyMail headline foxy. "Turns Out Super Mario Is A Lie! Man Drown In Sewage From Falling Down A Manhole!"

[17:50:29] Mikoolo Yeee

[17:50:38] Mikoolo No fireball flowers either.

[17:58:06] Mikoolo HESS

[17:58:13] Mikoolo Wait

[17:58:15] Mikoolo Not hess.

[17:58:17] Mikoolo Or did hess try?

[17:58:21] Mikoolo There was some other guy.

[17:58:26] Mikoolo That had a bomb in a briefcase.

[17:58:31] Mikoolo But he didn't succeed.

[17:58:42] Mikoolo .cc hitler bomb briefcase

[17:59:06] Mikoolo ComputerTech frequents that country so I completely understand you, h4.

[17:59:37] Mikoolo Fuck denmark.

[17:59:48] Mikoolo We got bunkers at the swedish/finnish border, swedish side

[18:00:10] Mikoolo Turns out h4 was never german.

[18:00:17] Mikoolo h4 is danish.

[18:06:27] Mikoolo The stoners do.

[18:06:33] Mikoolo Thats why they smoke weed.

[18:06:53] Mikoolo Ja

[18:07:01] Mikoolo Ja

[18:08:35] Mikoolo Theres some weird nazi shit I'd want to see like Die Glocke

[18:09:13] Mikoolo Dirndls?

[18:11:58] Mikoolo Yes.

[18:12:04] Mikoolo Not often.

[18:12:08] Mikoolo But he does.

[18:39:46] Mikoolo Had a poop.

[18:39:50] Mikoolo Got room for food.

[18:40:36] Mikoolo Stop trying to white wash h4, n0s3y|afk.

[18:42:47] Mikoolo ikr ComputerTech.

[18:42:50] Mikoolo It shocked me too.

[18:43:12] Mikoolo See, he's speaking danish, ComputerTech.

[18:43:55] Mikoolo He wants to stab me, ComputerTech.

[18:44:14] Mikoolo Thank you ma'am.

[18:45:11] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/anW4OZ5VnZ8 ComputerTech

[19:23:21] Mikoolo freenode?

[19:23:27] Mikoolo quakenet?

[19:23:38] Mikoolo irchighway ?

[19:23:58] Mikoolo They were enemy nr 1 for rizon back in the days.

[19:24:36] Mikoolo Theres also ComputerTech's net.

[19:24:41] Mikoolo If you want to be part of his harem.

[19:24:54] Mikoolo No idea foxy.

[19:58:32] Mikoolo :)

[20:00:52] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/GqD1WoUWDaQ

[20:01:42] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/gRPExqtj_qk

[20:07:08] Mikoolo Bed.

[20:07:12] Mikoolo Gonna dream about magnets.

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