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[02:03:57] Piccolo Actually I have to avoid grapefruit lol

[02:41:43] Piccolo Oiaboiaaboo I wipe my boogers on you

[02:41:49] Piccolo Hoi

[02:47:28] Piccolo I was s little black girl once

[03:03:52] Piccolo CT, I need you to wake the gimp, grab an octopus, and hop on your Vespa and meet me a the haberdashery

[03:04:47] Piccolo Wear something sexy

[03:21:18] Piccolo Kinky

[03:21:38] Piccolo Got room for a pinky?

[03:21:51] Piccolo Lol

[03:25:05] Piccolo Hnnng

[03:25:49] Piccolo Why you pull out that whole block of cheese at once?!

[03:25:57] Piccolo Ow

[03:26:25] Piccolo Because skin is

[03:26:40] Piccolo I am weasel

[04:01:40] Piccolo HEY

[04:01:53] Piccolo I have something important to say!

[04:02:10] Piccolo Listen...

[04:02:27] Piccolo Next one to talk is a poop nose

[04:02:40] Piccolo That is all

[04:02:48] Piccolo Lol

[04:03:10] Piccolo I got some really good sativa earlier, I'm just messin

[04:07:52] Piccolo CT, are you sure you're on birth control? Not sure I wanna bust inside ya like you asked after reading what I just read.

[04:08:13] Piccolo Lol

[04:51:56] Piccolo My dad owns the internet

[04:52:31] Piccolo My dad owns your dad

[04:53:20] Piccolo Lol

[05:01:03] Piccolo So I adopted a bone child

[05:01:05] Piccolo https://www.xbox.com/play/media/W3523E5ZQX

[05:06:39] Piccolo YOU LIE!

[05:09:02] Piccolo Jeff

[05:09:33] Piccolo Read that 'you lie' bit in an invader Zim voice

[05:09:48] Piccolo It's what I hear in my head lol

[05:10:36] Piccolo https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Xrrr7v2l/07ff282c-2c86-4e05-a35b-3681da7b9960.gif

[12:34:56] Piccolo Fucking hell

[12:35:16] Piccolo Hr forgot to mail me

[12:35:28] Piccolo ....damn lazy asses

[12:36:04] Piccolo Don't you think it's kind of funny that I gotta get up at 7 AM? Select call job I have anyone started yet to remind them.

[12:36:28] Piccolo *I haven't even started yet

[12:49:27] Piccolo Hard to believe he just got back from Vietnam

[12:50:18] Piccolo Yo

[12:50:37] Piccolo I was giving deadly shit because no one calls it skag anymore.

[12:50:54] Piccolo Warzone? Yeah

[13:12:19] Piccolo It's saying real a** gangsters just don't front none. Because we alask games just don't have to say nothing

[13:13:53] Piccolo Deadly

[13:14:02] Piccolo Youve seen office space

[13:15:14] Piccolo Some days you just walk around feeling like that....not the Mondays, the nwa song lol, that and if the printer jams your life...fuck it up out back

[13:18:40] Piccolo Aye, now that I think about it

[13:19:01] Piccolo Office space, the guy that plays Michael bolton

[13:19:15] Piccolo Look up that dude's voice talent

[13:19:30] Piccolo You'll br pleasantly surprised

[13:19:34] Piccolo Be*

[13:29:59] Piccolo Irish

[13:31:15] Piccolo Did ya know FAS actually attractive if you hire a full time rye wrangler to push them back in?

[13:31:23] Piccolo Eye*

[13:55:43] Piccolo Wez

[13:56:06] Piccolo Oh before I get on

[13:56:16] Piccolo I have a personal inquiry

[13:56:26] Piccolo For the ops here

[13:57:18] Piccolo I'd like to auto +o piccolo if anyone with access has time free real quick

[13:57:32] Piccolo I'm dropping syndus p quick here

[13:58:39] Piccolo K

[14:02:22] Piccolo Foxy

[14:02:25] Piccolo Try now

[14:07:36] Piccolo Icky

[14:36:56] Piccolo As far as I'm concerned you're all Hitler youths until proven otherwise, that and reptillians....and from the moon...and dead.

[14:39:35] Piccolo Love u too h4²

[14:40:06] Piccolo I just did

[14:40:08] Piccolo Lol

[14:42:10] Piccolo You only wash your butt in the shower.?

[14:47:03] Piccolo Germany: good beer, good food, questionable people, awesome exhibitionists ;), and entirely to blame for third Reich from the sun.

[14:47:12] Piccolo Lol

[14:49:38] Piccolo H4 It's not an opinion that's an observation and an experience plus I know just what to say to get your goat lol

[14:50:16] Piccolo You will by the end of the day I promise

[14:50:26] Piccolo I will mail you stevie nicks if I have to

[14:51:21] Piccolo Hey, foxy, do you remember the connect versions of Uno or Need for Speed?? There was a huge influx of people spreading their assholes right in front of the camera.

[14:51:33] Piccolo So the moment they want it Uno or it captured the faces of the losers and I Need for Speed race and your a****** as the winner.

[14:51:48] Piccolo God, I miss creative things like that before. They became a problem on the xbox network

[14:52:10] Piccolo The mention of goatse reminded me lul

[14:52:28] Piccolo That and that's seen at the college party king of staten island

[14:52:43] Piccolo He draws goatse on the wall and doors.

[14:53:15] Piccolo Itchy

[14:53:30] Piccolo Do you know how to use kailera clients in emulation?

[14:54:07] Piccolo It's a virtual private network. You can set up to multi play Over. You're network with old games like Mario kart.

[14:54:14] Piccolo Server*

[14:54:24] Piccolo Yeah

[14:54:35] Piccolo You can play the sega channel with it.

[14:54:37] Piccolo Lol

[14:55:04] Piccolo 8:54 AM <B55900% Piccolo> You can play the sega channel with it.

[14:55:08] Piccolo [itchyjunk]:

[14:55:25] Piccolo Obviously, you don't know what that means. That means using a black & white. Four eighty by whatever megapixel access to the internet in the nineties emulated through this

[14:55:59] Piccolo It's sergeant angel!

[14:56:08] Piccolo Lol

[14:56:14] Piccolo Irish

[14:56:22] Piccolo You've seen hot fuzz right?

[14:56:41] Piccolo Ha ha ha

[14:57:33] Piccolo Write towards the end there when they think they killed the sergeant. He comes back in a town on that white horse. Packing and the farmer guys like another beautiful day. In god's country i'm gonna him and his mom get kicked in the face

[14:57:48] Piccolo Lol

[14:58:21] Piccolo Do you remember that video I posted that dude going along about how the bog is the best place in the world.

[14:58:32] Piccolo Like I'm American and I can understand redneck and any language. I don't care what it is

[14:58:42] Piccolo You'll got some motherfucking funny fuckers down there just like we do

[14:59:07] Piccolo And i'm not irish at all

[14:59:18] Piccolo But i'm starting to think I might be heart just a little bit

[14:59:25] Piccolo At heart*

[14:59:48] Piccolo Because I'm a hopeless, romantic and alcoholic. Really cute but short and I think. I'm god's gift to men and women so I guess I am kind of

[14:59:57] Piccolo Lol

[15:00:10] Piccolo Yes I saw you post that yesterday

[15:00:27] Piccolo It's a joke about australia

[15:00:46] Piccolo I really wanna go to sydney again

[15:01:00] Piccolo I'm write it like six

[15:01:12] Piccolo No I just looked tall because i'm lanky

[15:01:31] Piccolo I grew up with everyone a couple years older than me. For every great I was in so I got long. Monkey arms that are honestly longer than my legs and most other people's arms

[15:01:41] Piccolo Grade I was in*

[15:02:01] Piccolo Nail gun

[15:02:42] Piccolo Good news though was ever single time. I broke in a bone and gone in for x-rays. Which isn't often i've been told I have awesome bonestruction just super high density

[15:03:01] Piccolo Really I wouldn't recommend it

[15:03:07] Piccolo Depends on how old you are and how many concussions you've had

[15:03:19] Piccolo Or if you value your site and hearing, I've got a perforated ear, drum and scarred retinal tissue.

[15:03:38] Piccolo That sounds awesome

[15:04:10] Piccolo Yeah, we've got a place called high plains clinic around here. Where you can treat it like a doctor's appointment

[15:04:25] Piccolo The same guy also owns a local small spot with slot machines and a diner.

[15:04:35] Piccolo Stop and spoke with administrative about possible employment opportunity comes spring and summer

[15:04:59] Piccolo You seem like a nice enough guy, just a little old.

[15:05:26] Piccolo Misspelled he seemed

[15:05:30] Piccolo Sorry

[15:06:00] Piccolo I've gotta get on the horn to HR for my new job. Because they still haven't pushed forward in email and waiting on to complete my documentation of employment.

[15:06:25] Piccolo .yt ghostbusters busting makes me feel good

[15:19:55] Piccolo In my country its called that's my horse, Ed boy!

[15:20:21] Piccolo No, it was standing in the bathroom. Grabbing all my gear here. I'm just remembered to stupid pictures. I sent her of me shaving lol

[15:20:47] Piccolo The booty needed smacked

[15:20:55] Piccolo Stfu donny

[15:20:59] Piccolo You're out of your element

[15:21:06] Piccolo Lol

[15:21:19] Piccolo The bigger basket

[15:22:36] Piccolo Then you're like the fat kid in the PE class. You know that you bring in the rest of us down

[15:22:58] Piccolo What reference

[15:23:09] Piccolo That's a legitimate thing they did when I was growing up

[15:23:47] Piccolo Besides it's all just jokes anyways I gotta hop in the shower

[15:24:00] Piccolo Actually I was the fat kid for a minute

[15:24:04] Piccolo My mom wasn't fat

[15:27:37] Piccolo I don't know why you gotta have it out for me, man. Even if it's pretend it's all jokes anyway lighten up

[15:27:54] Piccolo Hi hotties

[15:28:01] Piccolo B b l

[15:28:29] Piccolo Well you guys got a funny way to shown it

[15:28:42] Piccolo Shit you know me long enough to know when i'm joking

[15:28:45] Piccolo I hope

[15:29:04] Piccolo I only smoke weed

[15:29:14] Piccolo No I used to drink a lot

[15:29:18] Piccolo Kill me a couple times

[15:29:25] Piccolo And I'm sober from that completely.

[15:29:29] Piccolo No fuck you

[15:29:37] Piccolo Bitch don't tell me what to do

[15:29:40] Piccolo Lol

[15:29:52] Piccolo Bbl for real

[15:29:58] Piccolo Cold naked hot showet

[15:54:32] Piccolo Does anyone else hear shave their FACE with a mixture of aloe Cream and Coco Butter?

[15:54:57] Piccolo Try to sometime it's really nice

[15:56:04] Piccolo I use an electric from time to time, but just to guard.

[15:56:29] Piccolo But I need a razor for my neck

[15:57:56] Piccolo I used to get made fun of 4 using lotion on my face. But you know what? I'm a manly man, a man in tights and I run around the forest looking for fights.

[16:03:17] Piccolo My beard is gone now

[16:04:37] Piccolo It's just like my sweet, dear. Old grandmother used to always tell me at the child. No one can compete with your heat, you send butches running away dripping.

[16:04:47] Piccolo Or maybe that was someone in the airport it's hard to tell

[16:04:55] Piccolo Lol

[16:05:21] Piccolo Heh

[16:05:29] Piccolo Like my grandpa always told me i'm gonna go upstairs and fuck your grandma

[16:05:34] Piccolo He wasn't gonna bullshit a six year old

[16:05:37] Piccolo XD

[16:06:55] Piccolo Was your grandma hot

[16:07:39] Piccolo Mikoolo: Which mountain of lead on Earth is your head pointing to today?

[16:07:56] Piccolo Say it in my head that's my way of asking how you are

[16:08:09] Piccolo See where i'm going with this?

[16:08:16] Piccolo Just the tip not the whole thing

[16:08:27] Piccolo I know you asshole that was the joke

[16:08:34] Piccolo For fuck's sake man

[16:08:47] Piccolo No it's terrible we all hate it

[16:08:55] Piccolo We're all here ironically

[16:09:04] Piccolo Lol

[16:09:23] Piccolo Well get a towel next time

[16:09:46] Piccolo It is a easy free place to start learning

[16:09:53] Piccolo I mean, I thought you're saying it leads to bigger and better things just like we.

[16:10:28] Piccolo O k from now on your Bender

[16:10:39] Piccolo And I hereby dubbed the cracker of corn

[16:10:46] Piccolo Lol

[16:23:15] Piccolo Welfare ducks

[16:38:44] Piccolo Vored Prolapse Nerds

[16:48:19] Piccolo Ahsoka: Did you know that salt is salty?!

[16:48:26] Piccolo Holy shit!

[17:27:12] Piccolo Hooty hooooo

[17:31:55] Piccolo No

[18:15:30] Piccolo Does anyone want to talk about funky butt loving with an aggressive yet generous alien lover?

[18:16:00] Piccolo No? Just checking.

[19:29:29] Piccolo !bang

[19:29:34] Piccolo !Bang

[19:43:25] Piccolo Waffles

[19:52:02] Piccolo Buttsex

[20:26:41] Piccolo https://youtu.be/Gy6x2iJHSs4?si=31ku31NMc7oDOOCo

[21:51:42] Piccolo foxy: is it true?

[21:53:02] Piccolo That is a hell of a nickname

[21:53:29] Piccolo 2 things I despise Chad's and people I tolerant if other cultures

[21:53:30] Piccolo And the dutch

[21:53:35] Piccolo I guess that's five things

[21:53:43] Piccolo Lol it's a joke

[21:54:05] Piccolo Yes, you Mini.

[21:54:19] Piccolo Huh

[21:54:23] Piccolo So i'm clock in in tomorrow at noon

[21:54:30] Piccolo You guys should get a load of this hospitality HR cloud software they implement.

[21:54:38] Piccolo They super impose all the autofill fields over the original documentation

[21:55:30] Piccolo I wanna talk about butt stuff

[21:55:44] Piccolo GOD DAMN IT BUTT STUFF!

[21:55:54] Piccolo Lol

[21:56:16] Piccolo Zigi Why don't you ever look at me during anymore

[21:56:33] Piccolo We used to be tighter than a little boy and a choir.

[21:56:47] Piccolo But now you just use me as a sleeve

[22:46:29] Piccolo I flew today

[22:47:01] Piccolo Over there

[22:49:35] Piccolo Swiss army man

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