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[00:01:16] irish666 Abomination

[00:01:46] irish666 I think my kids will be Americans

[00:02:20] irish666 They’ll be brit-American though

[00:02:23] irish666 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[00:02:26] irish666 Which ain’t a thing

[00:02:28] irish666 Lol

[00:03:17] irish666 Australian women sound like they’ll kick the shit out of me and not in a good way

[00:03:43] irish666 The Australian advert though the woman had a okay accent

[00:03:53] irish666 .yt so where the bloody hell are ya

[00:03:57] irish666 This one

[00:08:21] irish666 Oh

[00:09:43] irish666 I work in an hour

[00:10:02] irish666 By work I mean about at this bastard in guangdong

[00:10:11] irish666 Shout 🔥a*

[00:12:57] irish666 Lol

[00:34:47] irish666 I released another fitness video ComputerTech

[00:35:07] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/9YikkwnNYnA?si=ryjZKujVklDzk6j9

[00:49:10] irish666 .f

[00:49:30] irish666 I have a nice week

[00:50:19] irish666 Such a big leg day today I hope I can walk tomorrow haha

[08:21:18] irish666 Hello

[08:22:16] irish666 Mate

[08:22:20] irish666 I don’t want it

[08:22:48] irish666 I’ll only accept wooden objects From you and at a velocity of my choosing

[08:22:50] irish666 Agreed?

[08:23:04] irish666 Okay I’m ready

[08:23:10] irish666 3mph max pls

[08:23:17] irish666 That’s like 9 kph

[08:23:21] irish666 Probably ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[08:23:31] irish666 You’re coming here?

[08:23:42] irish666 Lol

[08:23:48] irish666 Looool

[08:23:51] irish666 Oh no

[08:24:13] irish666 Still faster than Royal Mail

[08:24:18] irish666 😂

[08:24:37] irish666 You alright mate

[08:24:49] irish666 What you dojng up

[08:24:57] irish666 I got food poisoning lol

[08:25:15] irish666 How many ml do you get per bottle, 50ml?

[08:25:24] irish666 60?

[08:25:41] irish666 5ml

[08:25:48] irish666 It’s a silicon thick type thing right

[08:26:21] irish666 I paid extra for the stupid

[08:26:28] irish666 Like it measures the drop for you

[08:26:40] irish666 Instead of you squeezing it out yourself

[08:26:46] irish666 It comes with a button

[08:27:22] irish666 Is it thick wax the drop

[08:27:52] irish666 Mine turned into a thick weird wax when it made contact with air

[08:28:04] irish666 Like I could only use it at night

[08:28:19] irish666 And it would seal the eye shut

[08:28:41] irish666 It hits the eye, turned into a thicker consistency and is a thick wax

[08:28:45] irish666 Let me find what I used

[08:29:57] irish666 Hycosan Extra - Preservative Free Eye Drops - Sodium Hyaluronate 0.2% - for Treatment of Dry Eyes -7.5ml https://amzn.eu/d/hWv3FYK mikoolo

[08:30:20] irish666 My tear ducts were fried by the light

[08:30:35] irish666 And I couldn’t make my eyes wet anymore for the year

[08:30:47] irish666 Eyelids felt like sandpaper and I was losing sight

[08:32:14] irish666 timolol is a medication I didn’t know was available

[08:32:23] irish666 It’s interesting how it works

[08:33:57] irish666 You see the Amazon link

[08:34:08] irish666 How the bottle has a button on its arse

[08:34:17] irish666 It gives a single drop

[08:34:32] irish666 Maybe ask the chemist if they have that

[08:34:36] irish666 It made life easier

[08:34:56] irish666 Correct dosage, easy to do

[08:34:59] irish666 No

[08:35:25] irish666 Just makes it so you don’t waste any or flood your eye

[08:35:44] irish666 Fine mikoolo maybe I’m crap at Squeezing once

[08:35:59] irish666 You know it’s a me DW

[08:36:10] irish666 🤬

[08:37:02] irish666 That is cool as shit

[08:37:41] irish666 So cheap and simple

[08:38:35] irish666 🫠

[08:38:54] irish666 It’s me calling you a dick in zooomer

[08:39:13] irish666 It’s a smiley face

[08:39:16] irish666 Which is melting

[08:39:51] irish666 .yt hear it ring on the air

[08:40:49] irish666 Mikoolo

[08:41:05] irish666 What do you think about the mh370 ufo video

[08:41:28] irish666 It sounds stupid but it’s weird in detail

[08:43:56] irish666 A video resurfaced from 2014 around 2 weeks after the airliner went missing, it’s a satellite feed from an American spy sat. Which was in orbit and In the right time and place it’s name is NROL 22

[08:44:41] irish666 It shows a 24fps footage of these orbs following it and it’s being recorded through a remote viewer

[08:44:53] irish666 Then the plane just gets vanished into Flash of light

[08:45:29] irish666 few days later there’s an American drone video of the interaction with thermals instead

[08:45:38] irish666 Well

[08:46:35] irish666 I don’t believe it right now but it’s interesting cause

[08:46:47] irish666 Well it plays on a lot of facts which aren’t released to the public at the time

[08:47:18] irish666 Here’s the video anyway

[08:50:05] irish666 https://web.archive.org/web/20140525100932/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ok1A1fSzxY

[08:50:41] irish666 I’m gonna sleeep

[08:51:08] irish666 Don’t you say g’night over there wez

[08:51:14] irish666 Like g’day innit

[08:51:29] irish666 I’m fucked mate

[08:52:15] irish666 I did 6 minutes of planks, 30 push ups and 250 squats and 30 minutes of jogging from doing jack shit for 1 year lol

[08:52:30] irish666 Feel like shit prying muscles apart rn lol

[12:16:07] irish666 Hi

[12:16:26] irish666 I’m bloody like 8 pounds away from patting myself on the back and arse

[12:24:07] irish666 Hey

[12:24:13] irish666 Hey

[12:45:00] irish666 !bAng

[12:45:07] irish666 What

[12:45:07] irish666 Oh

[12:45:13] irish666 Sorry

[12:46:52] irish666 .

[12:48:53] irish666 Foxy I had food poisoning last night, they tried to take me out

[12:49:04] irish666 Thanks for looking though :3

[12:49:27] irish666 🇷🇺

[12:53:21] irish666 They might

[12:53:44] irish666 I haven’t exactly played nicely lol

[12:53:54] irish666 I wouldn’t be surprised

[12:54:24] irish666 Everything irie Bruv

[12:55:22] irish666 They used plutonium in my city before

[12:55:25] irish666 The Russians

[12:55:35] irish666 They nuked London when I was a kid

[12:56:26] irish666 Litvinenko was poisoned really badly

[12:56:57] irish666 The Assassins were glowing all the way from Moscow to London

[12:57:10] irish666 You could see where they sat on the German train cause the seat was radioactive

[12:57:27] irish666 They didn’t know they were carrying shit like that

[12:57:33] irish666 Foxy day off?

[12:57:41] irish666 Let’s go to the beach

[12:58:11] irish666 Lol wof nice

[12:58:31] irish666 Half day that sucks

[12:58:36] irish666 Sucka *

[12:58:59] irish666 Well

[12:59:09] irish666 Half life 2 is banned from my aunts house still

[12:59:18] irish666 So we are back to Orginal

[12:59:33] irish666 Lol

[12:59:52] irish666 I don’t care for half life

[13:00:09] irish666 I’ve been waiting for chess 2.0 forever

[13:00:30] irish666 Devs are dead

[13:01:14] irish666 You need to be a Duck Endless_Idol

[13:01:40] irish666 Oh I know

[13:01:46] irish666 Too much !

[13:02:13] irish666 https://youtube.com/shorts/89iYdoJVwUQ?si=E1p5RR9GnpYBRxsh

[13:02:15] irish666 Wow

[13:03:30] irish666 Lool

[13:03:41] irish666 Yeah it’s their sister

[13:03:56] irish666 🙃

[13:06:14] irish666 lol

[13:06:28] irish666 I bought the gf some shoes to thrash

[13:06:44] irish666 They weren’t expensive

[13:06:47] irish666 Just some trainers

[13:06:59] irish666 I got myself the cool ones

[13:07:03] irish666 😎😎

[13:07:17] irish666 Nah but I should get those next

[13:07:36] irish666 Do ya

[13:08:02] irish666 I thought your job was a clerk in a court or the steno

[13:08:10] irish666 Do you type with your feet

[13:08:14] irish666 Lool

[13:08:19] irish666 Wtf

[13:08:27] irish666 Oh

[13:08:33] irish666 Ours ain’t

[13:08:41] irish666 Mine still said

[13:08:44] irish666 Gaol

[13:08:47] irish666 Lol

[13:09:07] irish666 Yeah it’s British jail

[13:09:18] irish666 Alright mate

[13:09:26] irish666 Have a good un

[13:09:36] irish666 How hot

[13:09:48] irish666 Ooh 🌶

[13:10:05] irish666 I’d that still small damn

[13:10:17] irish666 I thought it was much lower

[13:10:38] irish666 In my country it’s 10k

[13:11:04] irish666 .cc 10,000 good boy points for cad

[13:11:12] irish666 :/

[13:11:23] irish666 Bye mate

[13:11:36] irish666 Chiester: it’s the same

[13:12:00] irish666 £ is a calligraphy L for libra for lbs

[13:12:01] irish666 For pounds

[13:12:08] irish666 Well

[13:12:17] irish666 1 pound used to be 255 pennies

[13:12:34] irish666 I had to learn this case about this prostitute

[13:12:44] irish666 She was in like the 1870s I think

[13:12:54] irish666 And we had a law about it being cool but not advertising

[13:13:11] irish666 But this gal turned her house window into a Amsterdam shop window

[13:13:19] irish666 Lol

[13:13:55] irish666 She kept basically advertising in a load of different ways until a few laws were passed just for her

[13:14:06] irish666 Well banning her campaign

[13:14:33] irish666 Are you gonna let the rats eat each other

[13:14:49] irish666 Clavin klein mikoolo?

[13:14:59] irish666 I wear Tommy ✌🏻

[13:15:04] irish666 Oh

[13:15:22] irish666 I don’t know who that is

[13:15:42] irish666 Explain

[13:16:13] irish666 I’m gonna go house to house in lulea slapping people with your vague description

[13:16:43] irish666 Also

[13:17:11] irish666 I act like a Matt, I am a Matt and uh whatever else, u dick

[13:17:51] irish666 🤔

[13:18:05] irish666 I have this door mate I bought but never used

[13:18:39] irish666 Lol

[13:18:56] irish666 Oh yeah

[13:19:01] irish666 Yeah hill

[13:19:09] irish666 Which is it

[13:19:26] irish666 Oh weird

[13:19:36] irish666 I only buy their boxers

[13:19:43] irish666 Foxy noted

[13:19:50] irish666 I’ll check it out

[13:19:59] irish666 There’s a few fashion house scams

[13:20:08] irish666 Some are acceptable some are shit

[13:20:49] irish666 Ambergris?

[13:21:21] irish666 I got called a Gaylord by an American guy once cause I said I shave with sandalwood shaving cream ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[13:21:24] irish666 Smells okay to me

[13:23:04] irish666 Yeah somebody I know does that and it really annoyed me

[13:23:18] irish666 Shaving cream only leaves a hint of anything behind though

[13:23:21] irish666 It’s not aftershave

[13:24:18] irish666 Mine comes in a vial so I open the top and draw one thin line on both sides of my neck

[13:25:05] irish666 We are of course having dinner at some point

[13:25:38] irish666 Plus Id have to wear a bucket of perfume to cancel out Swedish food smells

[13:25:59] irish666 From what I’ve heard, and knowing you, you would have me kicked out of my hotel for opening that canned fish

[13:26:20] irish666 Lol

[13:26:35] irish666 It’ll be too tempting

[13:27:10] irish666 And banned from Sweden

[13:27:53] irish666 If you step on the cracks in the pavement in Sweden you get deported

[13:29:34] irish666 The untrustworthy number

[13:29:39] irish666 6 million

[13:30:14] irish666 Sleep well

[13:30:27] irish666 Oh nice!

[13:30:37] irish666 Cheers 🍻 pal

[13:31:56] irish666 Gonna save it for then then yeah

[13:31:58] irish666 Nice

[13:32:11] irish666 I wonder how much weight you’ll lose between here and chrimbo

[13:32:34] irish666 Some people lose weight by just cutting fizzy drinks

[13:32:34] irish666 Ah

[13:32:43] irish666 Yeah

[13:34:09] irish666 What is nimo

[13:34:22] irish666 .wiki nimodipine

[13:35:40] irish666 We’re you abusing it mikoolo

[13:36:15] irish666 Oh

[13:36:18] irish666 Okay

[13:36:26] irish666 Ohh

[13:36:32] irish666 Night

[18:42:09] irish666 .f

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