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[13:32:15] h4 bad Ahsoka!

[13:32:22] h4 no sexy stuff in this channel please

[13:32:30] h4 ComputerTech's belief does not allow him to have coitus yet

[13:32:35] h4 or touch himself

[13:33:26] h4 salam aleykum

[13:33:28] h4 excuse me for a bit

[13:33:32] h4 i have a pressing matter in my colon

[13:33:38] h4 s/a //

[13:33:59] h4 you should not ignore angel then :P

[13:34:06] h4 it's search and replace

[13:34:16] h4 s/SEARCH/REPLACE/

[13:34:24] h4 search the first SEARCH and replaces it with REPLACE

[13:34:27] h4 s/SEARCH/REPLACE/g

[13:34:32] h4 does it for every SEARCH it finds

[13:36:14] h4 wez he is a scot

[13:36:17] h4 don'T expect english from him

[13:36:34] h4 my condolences

[13:36:36] h4 those are hard to look at

[13:45:12] h4 phonekait is gonna invite the entire channel over to her place

[13:45:12] h4 nice!

[13:45:26] h4 i can bring bitches

[13:45:27] h4 if you insist

[13:45:36] h4 we are all invited to your wedding???

[13:45:38] h4 even better!! :D

[13:45:44] h4 hide the alcohol

[13:45:48] h4 ComputerTech should not drink agian

[13:45:52] h4 hey CoolKevin

[13:45:57] h4 we are all invited to phonekaits wedding

[13:46:44] h4 i am soooo excited

[13:46:49] h4 what dress am i going to wear?

[13:46:58] h4 the one that shows off my cleavage

[13:48:40] h4 Nice Jose

[13:49:21] h4 it's that one place where people arent allowed to pump gas on their own

[13:49:23] h4 or so i'm told

[13:50:19] h4 where those orange painted people on tv acted out

[13:50:45] h4 can't believe we're all invited

[13:50:48] h4 it's petrol ofc wez

[13:51:27] h4 phonekait are you excited for the flashmob of unwashed chubby people crashing your wedding talking some shit about irc?

[13:52:26] h4 but are you sure you should invite Mikoolo?

[13:52:29] h4 things might get weird

[13:52:40] h4 when he starts talking about vtubers

[13:53:06] h4 and starts singing weird german propaganda songs from the early 20th century

[13:53:47] h4 Wo sie singen da lasset euch nieder - böse Menschen kennen keine Lieder!

[13:54:12] h4 ok so we can't invite piba

[13:54:23] h4 she will tell people the jews control the wedding and elon musk

[15:28:15] h4 !bang

[15:28:17] h4 !reload

[15:28:17] h4 !bang

[15:28:18] h4 !bang

[15:28:20] h4 !reload

[15:28:21] h4 !bang

[15:28:23] h4 !reload

[15:30:30] h4 !shop 16 ertz

[15:30:32] h4 hey hoe o/

[15:30:52] h4 :{}

[15:30:54] h4 no homo though

[15:32:01] h4 seems about right

[15:32:12] h4 no that was a big kiss

[15:32:17] h4 also i said no homo

[15:32:32] h4 ysalamiri don't feed the one-eyed troll!

[15:33:06] h4 dae yer aen?

[15:33:40] h4 lol

[15:33:51] h4 don't get drunk then!

[15:35:29] h4 release it again

[15:35:42] h4 let it roam free!

[15:35:51] h4 who what?

[15:35:53] h4 i never saw terminator

[15:36:39] h4 i really haven't

[15:36:46] h4 there are just things in life i'm not interested in

[15:36:49] h4 like a homosexual orgy

[15:36:50] h4 or terminator

[15:37:00] h4 although i admit i'm more curious about the orgy than terminator

[15:37:48] h4 ysalamiri you fed the one-eyed troll

[15:37:49] h4 this is on you

[15:38:15] h4 ysalamiri suffering from success much? :D

[15:38:22] h4 Mikoolo do you have a campfire?

[15:39:15] h4 did some irish put something in that goat?

[15:39:28] h4 i assume it's safe to eat then

[15:39:58] h4 oh boy

[15:40:08] h4 did some arab put something in it?

[15:40:30] h4 phew

[15:45:23] h4 !bang

[15:45:25] h4 !reload

[15:45:26] h4 !bang

[15:45:27] h4 !bang

[15:45:30] h4 !reload

[15:45:30] h4 !bang

[15:45:45] h4 scewish

[15:46:37] h4 ysalamiri you know what it's like to drink urine?

[15:47:05] h4 eww

[15:47:07] h4 whose?

[15:47:44] h4 sounds like an R.Kelly thing

[15:47:56] h4 indeed

[15:49:07] h4 $tell ComputerTech when will you figure out the hotel was a setup and you're waiting there for nothing?

[15:49:15] h4 $in 5hrs wb ComputerTech

[15:49:18] h4 $in 15hrs wb ComputerTech

[15:49:19] h4 $in 35hrs wb ComputerTech

[15:49:21] h4 $in 55hrs wb ComputerTech

[15:49:23] h4 $in 75hrs wb ComputerTech

[15:49:26] h4 he will be back at some point

[15:50:07] h4 Mikoolo: s/semen/seamen/

[16:21:53] h4 what?

[16:23:04] h4 huh

[16:23:43] h4 no

[16:23:44] h4 you may not

[16:39:13] h4 star sign lol

[16:39:13] h4 fish

[16:41:13] h4 world war 1

[16:41:14] h4 world war 2

[16:41:25] h4 buck you

[16:41:58] h4 it's for the americans

[16:42:06] h4 they have a hard time with latin numerals

[16:42:12] h4 half of them don't know which super bowl it is

[16:43:01] h4 Barnie

[16:43:03] h4 Barney

[16:43:08] h4 Berthold

[16:43:11] h4 Blakes

[16:43:15] h4 Blance

[16:43:21] h4 Blaskowitz

[16:43:49] h4 .w cameroon

[16:43:55] h4 not cameroon

[16:43:59] h4 yiwaba

[16:44:05] h4 yaoming

[16:44:19] h4 yaortha

[16:44:34] h4 $g capitol of cameroon

[16:44:45] h4 Yaounde

[16:44:46] h4 lol

[16:44:57] h4 Arnold Schwarzenegger

[16:45:07] h4 lol barkley

[16:45:12] h4 charles manson

[16:45:17] h4 the chuckster

[16:45:26] h4 german

[16:45:28] h4 nice

[16:45:35] h4 22

[16:46:04] h4 fags

[16:46:16] h4 lol g

[16:46:19] h4 i wanted to write the same

[16:46:24] h4 and stopped when you dropped it earlier than me

[16:46:28] h4 did you also think about Mikoolo at that point?

[16:46:34] h4 lol

[16:46:43] h4 become

[16:47:04] h4 handcock

[16:47:35] h4 ComputerTech takes money in the backroom

[18:11:04] h4 !shop 16 jmjl

[18:11:29] h4 !shop 16 Clive_Rosfield

[18:19:10] h4 !shop 16 Clive_Rosfield

[18:19:13] h4 !shop 14 Clive_Rosfield

[18:19:18] h4 !bang

[18:19:21] h4 shame

[18:19:42] h4 lol

[18:19:46] h4 genius

[18:19:53] h4 !shop 15 Clive_Rosfield

[18:20:04] h4 lo

[18:20:05] h4 l

[18:20:06] h4 good move :D

[18:20:30] h4 i don't mind

[18:20:34] h4 !shop 16 Clive_Rosfield

[18:20:35] h4 i got enough xp

[19:27:57] h4 how very useful

[19:47:21] h4 !bang

[19:47:23] h4 !reload

[19:47:24] h4 !bang

[19:47:25] h4 !bang

[19:47:26] h4 !bang

[19:48:25] h4 salam aleykum ahmad!

[19:48:39] h4 inshallah ich zerstöre alle Enten

[20:49:35] h4 what?

[20:50:24] h4 so was i right then ComputerTech?

[20:50:33] h4 why would you code on a phone?

[20:50:40] h4 do you stick forks into your eyes as well?

[20:50:46] h4 oh wow

[20:50:49] h4 it'S thursday

[20:50:54] h4 and ComputerTech went to work FOUR TIMES already!!

[20:51:01] h4 you work more than all of us combined

[20:51:22] h4 oh no

[20:51:29] h4 must be your advanced age

[20:51:33] h4 and the high workloa

[20:51:34] h4 d

[20:51:40] h4 like sitting in a hotel waiting for shit to happen

[20:51:43] h4 while coding on your phone

[20:51:45] h4 ON YOUR PHONE

[20:52:04] h4 what sarcasm?

[20:52:11] h4 haha

[20:52:23] h4 he recommended those condoms for use to use on your mom

[20:52:27] h4 *for us

[20:52:33] h4 his words :D

[20:53:09] h4 $tell translation: I miss your genitals

[20:53:53] h4 rekt

[20:54:05] h4 quite a lot of bans for him

[20:54:17] h4 hahaha

[20:54:30] h4 it was magical

[20:54:31] h4 i agree

[20:54:54] h4 he is right ComputerTech

[20:54:55] h4 you can

[20:55:43] h4 die Jalousie :O

[20:55:57] h4 da krieg ich ja Pickel

[20:56:08] h4 yeah

[20:56:15] h4 ja aber schau dir die an

[20:56:20] h4 die eine Lamelle zeigt in die falsche Richtung

[20:56:20] h4 wtf?

[20:56:31] h4 ja schrecklih

[20:56:32] h4 ch

[20:57:17] h4 emaaan: ComputerTech is such a great full stack developer

[20:57:20] h4 he challenges himself

[20:57:24] h4 by writing code on a phone

[20:57:31] h4 he never plans it

[20:57:35] h4 he just succeeds

[20:57:41] h4 he never knows how or why

[20:57:44] h4 guess he's gifted

[20:58:01] h4 emaaan: s/develover/deglover/

[20:58:15] h4 did you know

[20:58:23] h4 that ComputerTech wrote elitechat, his irc client, on his phone?

[20:58:28] h4 while he was taking a shit too

[20:58:33] h4 that's how talented he is

[20:59:02] h4 same

[20:59:14] h4 but we're just not as 31337 as him

[21:06:10] h4 emaaan: it is so lite, it lacks features

[21:07:26] h4 you are supposed to remove the feathers first

[21:08:22] h4 i have no clue

[21:08:27] h4 i added the last part myself

[21:08:35] h4 but i don't know how i ended up in the topic in the first place

[21:08:39] h4 i guess i'm popular

[21:09:21] h4 he needs to update the rules

[21:09:22] h4 Prohibited behavior includes any form of racism, hate speech, threatening language, or general insults.

[21:09:25] h4 this is ridiculous

[21:10:31] h4 yeah TheFatherMind

[21:10:37] h4 careful that you don't get kicked

[21:11:40] h4 come again?

[21:12:00] h4 so in short

[21:12:03] h4 you are calling us spammers

[21:12:11] h4 and we should stfu about other people spamming

[21:12:20] h4 because we are just bitches to you anyway

[21:12:40] h4 and you consider us fat, unhealthy, unwashed and disgusting

[21:13:00] h4 wow TheFatherMind...that's quite a lot

[21:13:01] h4 !bang

[21:13:03] h4 !bang

[21:13:09] h4 you are lucky i jammed

[21:13:15] h4 !reload

[21:13:32] h4 you talk like that to your wife??

[21:13:35] h4 that poor woman

[21:14:01] h4 well judging by how you talk about us

[21:14:04] h4 i'm sure you deserve it

[21:14:11] h4 i mean within the last ten minutes

[21:14:17] h4 you called me a bitch

[21:14:20] h4 Piccolo a spammer

[21:14:28] h4 and ComputerTech a mistake that should have been aborted

[21:14:47] h4 and now you laugh about us

[21:15:00] h4 oh i'm sorry

[21:15:10] h4 did you just accuse me of being a notorious liar?

[21:15:22] h4 the notoriously lying bitch. Is that me?

[21:15:42] h4 you tell me now?

[21:15:48] h4 i could have become the white frank white

[21:16:55] h4 so anyways

[21:17:05] h4 TheFatherMind is by far the most disrespectful cunt in here

[21:17:17] h4 yeah show him deadly

[21:17:22] h4 he has called you a bitch too

[21:17:33] h4 he said you are too scared to do something about spammers

[21:17:41] h4 and that you'd rather suck a dick than act

[21:18:02] h4 !shop 16 Neo_Nemesis

[21:18:12] h4 oh so now you're saying

[21:18:14] h4 deadly is such a bitch

[21:18:22] h4 he is not even worthy being insulted by you?

[21:18:24] h4 WOW!

[21:18:40] h4 what was that?

[21:18:48] h4 he should take care of his swollen balls instead of messing with TheFatherMind?

[21:19:00] h4 my god!

[21:19:03] h4 will you take that deadly?

[21:19:32] h4 wow TheFatherMind just told me in pm

[21:19:39] h4 that deadly is currently paralyzed by fear

[21:19:56] h4 how dare you talk about deadly!?

[21:20:12] h4 is that like limbo?

[21:21:28] h4 TheFatherMind what? deadly is hung over from orange juice?

[21:21:30] h4 are you sure?

[21:22:08] h4 later diddly o/

[21:22:33] h4 TheFatherMind you are lucky he left

[21:23:01] h4 Piccolo: Vegeta, it's a Chaozu!

[21:23:23] h4 Should, should we help him?

[21:23:50] h4 need to shower and sleep

[21:23:53] h4 in -10 minutes

[21:24:49] h4 get into a real timezone

[21:24:53] h4 it's 23:24 here

[21:27:00] h4 there is a new rule dj

[21:27:05] h4 do not mention that individual by name

[21:27:08] h4 it is forbidden

[21:27:20] h4 henceforth sloppy shall be known as "he who has no brain"

[21:27:39] h4 i was told he can hold a conversation

[21:27:42] h4 but he has never shown me

[21:28:04] h4 he did however prove that he can be an annoyance to me within two minutes

[21:29:14] h4 is she?

[21:29:31] h4 in a coffin

[21:29:34] h4 given the nickname

[21:31:21] h4 when i was way too young

[21:31:30] h4 and when i was at university instead of learning

[21:33:22] h4 what was wrong with the original voices?

[21:33:36] h4 the blue ss soldiers dying

[21:33:39] h4 screaming "MEIN LEBEN"

[21:34:06] h4 the code is freely available by now

[21:34:10] h4 you can mod it if you like

[21:34:16] h4 if you can manage to compile it too :D

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